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Theorycrafting Cure For Cancer

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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
December 13 2014 07:04 GMT
#1
Probably the cure to cancer is quantum in origin. Consider the nature of carcinogens, and more importantly the repercussions of radioactive emissions on living tissue. I will be publishing a theory "expanding" quantity of subatomic particles and field forces. I guess the implication of this idea is we should not focus all our efforts on mathematizing quantum mechanics and instead investigate practical application.

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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-13 07:35:04
December 13 2014 07:25 GMT
#2
moved to high thread
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lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
December 13 2014 07:57 GMT
#3
are you always high
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
December 13 2014 13:21 GMT
#4
Well, good luck, and make sure you let us know when that is published and peer reviewed.
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
December 13 2014 17:02 GMT
#5
Source article pls!
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radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
December 13 2014 18:57 GMT
#6
Quantum cancer...wow
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10668 Posts
December 13 2014 22:47 GMT
#7
what lol
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YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
December 13 2014 23:03 GMT
#8
yeah it's probably not a revolutionary idea to say, whatever this problem is we can solve it by looking at the most fundamental parts.

but let me make a stoner joke based on some stuff my old roommate told me (and he probably still is always high), he said that weed or whatever carcinogens there are in weed are counterbalanced by some kind of positive effect in your lungs.

well all my writings about field forces and mj in that second post make me think that maybe the reason marijuana has the anti-cancer effects is because of its unique mind-enhancing properties. (probably at the very bottom of all the subatomic particles and forces that bind them together is a substrate called 'mind' which is just raw data or "potentially perceived" information")

sometimes i wonder if you're less likely to get cancer from hookah smoke than cigarette smoke and is it because of the cooling? maybe some of the quantum binders or whatever constitute field forces are really heat sensitive and so heat or energy itself is some kind of carcinogenic accelerant
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ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
December 13 2014 23:27 GMT
#9
Do you have any medical knowledge or experience? What is your education level? How old are you and what drugs are you on?

Because, like, we have top scientists who dedicate their entire lives to researching ways to cure and prevent cancer. You need a strong understanding of molecular biology, human anatomy, chemistry, toxicology, etc. etc. etc. to even start to conceptualize the shit you're talking about, and you probably shouldn't believe your stoner friend when he says weed has a positive effect on cancer because he has literally no fucking clue what he is talking about.

AT LEAST get into a doctoral-level medical program before you start talking some bullshit like this. Jesus Christ, stop smoking weed and doing any other drug for like 2 days and re-read this sentence:

On December 14 2014 08:03 YokoKano wrote:
well all my writings about field forces and mj in that second post make me think that maybe the reason marijuana has the anti-cancer effects is because of its unique mind-enhancing properties. (probably at the very bottom of all the subatomic particles and forces that bind them together is a substrate called 'mind' which is just raw data or "potentially perceived" information")

WE ALREADY KNOW WHY THC HAS ANTI-CANCER EFFECTS. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR BRAIN, BECAUSE IT WORKS ON FUCKING CELLS IN A PETRI DISH.

The level of stupidity in your post is something I could only expect out of someone who smokes so much weed that their capacity for rational thought has been impaired by the damaging effects of marijuana on the brain. Yes, it has positive effects on specific areas of the brain. But the research is also VERY CLEAR that marijuana straight up decreases your IQ.

I'm an ex-weed smoker and a current doctoral-level psychology student. In two years I will be a doctor of clinical psychology. I urge you to stop smoking weed before it further reduces your intelligence.
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ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
December 13 2014 23:28 GMT
#10
BOB MARLEY DIED OF CANCER, IN CASE YOU FORGOT
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Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-14 01:18:53
December 14 2014 01:18 GMT
#11
zerg russian, I think your second post is on a more appropriate level of this blog. I hope no one here takes anything the stoned OP says seriously. (right?? please tell me that you don't take it seriously guys!)
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(If anyone does, I'll help you shoot it down.)


I HEARS SMOKING IN A TRIANGLE HELP FOCUS THE ANTICANCEROGENOUS QUANTUM FORCES IN WEED MAN!! ALSO GET A RASTA COLOURED BEANIE IT'LL FOCUS IT FURTHER I HEARD THIS GUY THAT I SMOKE WITH DID THAT AND HE DOESNT HAVE CANCER EVEN THOUGH HIS MOTHER DIED IN CANCER ITS INCREDIBLE MAN YOU GOT TO TRY IT IM SERIOUS!
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10668 Posts
December 14 2014 02:22 GMT
#12
I'd love to smoke some of what you have YokoKano
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ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
December 14 2014 02:51 GMT
#13


OP reminds me of the intro to this song
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B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
December 14 2014 04:20 GMT
#14
lolololol marihuana mind enhancing thats such stoner bullshit haha
Nebuchad
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Switzerland12083 Posts
December 14 2014 08:26 GMT
#15
On December 13 2014 16:04 YokoKano wrote:
field forces


FORCEFIELDS*
"It is capitalism that is incentivizing me to lazily explain this to you while at work because I am not rewarded for generating additional value."
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
December 14 2014 23:01 GMT
#16
Dude don't get mad, this is like the theories of the universe I had when I was like 10....maybe OP is 10.

OP, If you're 10 you should probably lay off the weed.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
December 14 2014 23:16 GMT
#17
OP, I tried reading your post but all I got was that it had something to do with quantum mechanics and its application. There's nothing that has been theorycrafted lol, misleading title.
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BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50107 Posts
December 15 2014 02:56 GMT
#18
my mind is all kinds of wat now, gg no re mamababby
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Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
December 15 2014 12:38 GMT
#19
On December 15 2014 08:01 sob3k wrote:
Dude don't get mad, this is like the theories of the universe I had when I was like 10....maybe OP is 10.

OP, If you're 10 you should probably lay off the weed.

It's probably a good estimate that weed reduced your mind to that of a ten year old. But a ten year old that thinks he is the smartest person in the world unfortunately...
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
December 15 2014 15:00 GMT
#20
epic
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
December 16 2014 01:38 GMT
#21
Soooo, Yoko, people are dying of cancer every day, and it has been two days now. Any progress? When will the cure start rolling out? I assume the cure will involve smoking pot? Where can I buy my field forces?
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