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Once in a great while I find myself looking through my inbox for a website registration confirmation or a forgotten password reminder/reset. While most of the time my spam filter knows that I want to look at these things, occasionally one gets held hostage by my junk folder and I find myself wandering into that mess of e-mails. Fortunately, due to the nature of these kinds of e-mails, I don’t often have to look far. It’s usually the most recent item I need; and this situation should be familiar to everyone. However, in my most recent visit to my junk folder, I stopped longer than intended and checked out some of the blatantly obvious spam I was receiving.
I don’t know how it is for most people, but I get well beyond shitloads of it every day. This is likely the product of having the same email address since the nineties and signing up for who knows how many newsletters and websites since then. Among my junk there are things that I generally would expect to find in just about anyone’s junk folder: 101 flavors of penis enlargement ads, long-lost hot female friends who want to reconnect and probably get naked on webcam for me, account notices for World of Warcraft or Diablo 3 or some other game that I don’t play, and requests for help from Nigerian relatives.
Among the more common ones, I noticed some that were less expected. Some of them were targeted at old people, which may be a bit of my own doing, while others completely baffled me. What could I have signed up for to eventually get on a list to receive that?! My e-mail address has likely been bought and sold more times than I can count, and while I was wondering what it might be like to get a cut of that over the years (since they are selling something that’s mine, after all) I came up with another idea….
With inspiration from none other than yours truly, I decided to collect some of these junk e-mail subjects from the past week's worth (My junk folder lifespan) and put them all in a post for the enjoyment of everyone. Unlike my other thread though, this is something you all can participate in as well, assuming you receive junk mail. And if you don’t, feel free to complain about being left out. I’d like to see some of the really odd junk mail subjects that all of you have received. So go make that journey into the land of too-enticing-to-actually-be-true e-mails and come back with your best/strangest/most out of place-iest selections.
Here are mine that I felt were strange, interesting or maybe went the extra mile (or couple of inches) further than similar e-mails to get my attention:
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''-Your $800.00-Confirmation link-inside-!-'
2-Day Sailing Certification Class
Ass rimming the easy way
Butts that look awesome
Coffee Bean That Melts Fat?... Dr. Oz Thinks So
Confidential, PLEASE VIEW ATTACHED LETTER FOR DETAILS.
Did you suffer a Gallbladder injury while using Birth Control
Do you look older than you feel?
Do you REALLY know who you’re Sleeping With?
Elena is intrigued
ENLARGE Your MANHOOD 3-4 Inches PERMANENTLY
Eyelash Extensions ◆ Movie Tickets ◆ Paddleboard Lesson ◆ and ...
Feb 14 Deadline – Verify Your Eligibility & Enrollment!
August 26th Deadline – Verify Your Eligibility & Enrollment! (I guess the deadline on the e-mail two days prior got moved up… who cares about a February deadline in August?)
Fef
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FREE Charcoal Companion Grill Basket!
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HO. T S .E, X X_ V_I-D;E"O -S
jajaboz
Ku Klux Klan
Love and Seniors is Our Specialty
Microdermabrasion + Mask
My son's new heart
New video for men only
Nice long hard one for you
so hard you can break an egg (is anyone else apart from me now curious if you can currently break an egg?)
The Greatest Shags of All
Vein-Removal Treatment & Consultation
We Need Your-Confirmation-for 100 USD-1000 USD deposit !...-??
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2-Day Sailing Certification Class
Ass rimming the easy way
Butts that look awesome
Coffee Bean That Melts Fat?... Dr. Oz Thinks So
Confidential, PLEASE VIEW ATTACHED LETTER FOR DETAILS.
Did you suffer a Gallbladder injury while using Birth Control
Do you look older than you feel?
Do you REALLY know who you’re Sleeping With?
Elena is intrigued
ENLARGE Your MANHOOD 3-4 Inches PERMANENTLY
Eyelash Extensions ◆ Movie Tickets ◆ Paddleboard Lesson ◆ and ...
Feb 14 Deadline – Verify Your Eligibility & Enrollment!
August 26th Deadline – Verify Your Eligibility & Enrollment! (I guess the deadline on the e-mail two days prior got moved up… who cares about a February deadline in August?)
Fef
Find printable dog food coupons on top brands here!
FREE Charcoal Companion Grill Basket!
H_D PO^R N
HO. T S .E, X X_ V_I-D;E"O -S
jajaboz
Ku Klux Klan
Love and Seniors is Our Specialty
Microdermabrasion + Mask
My son's new heart
New video for men only
Nice long hard one for you
so hard you can break an egg (is anyone else apart from me now curious if you can currently break an egg?)
The Greatest Shags of All
Vein-Removal Treatment & Consultation
We Need Your-Confirmation-for 100 USD-1000 USD deposit !...-??
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