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On August 25 2012 01:46 Falling wrote:I have a couple throw away hotmail addresses for anything I need to sign up for. I NEVER use my actual gmail account except to email people. But in the last year or so my hotmail addresses have been completely over-run by spam. To the extent that whenever I sign in, it says my account is being blocked. Apparently Show nested quote +Someone may have used your account to send out a lot of junk messages or done something else that violates the Microsoft services agreement. Fortunately, I can still use it to sign up for things and register. I'm convinced, though that I didn't have a truly significant problem with spam with my main register hotmail until I used it to sign up for Facebook. (Although that's a few years back already.)
You nailed it. One of the many reasons I hate Facebook.
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Reading through my spam folder is absolutely one of my favorite pastimes.
from: Natie Lawman xxxxx@xxxxx.com.ua subject: Video about dation whith women I'm so happy to see you again. It is a super-duper faq that helps to understand you how to get some lady. http://xxxxx/xxxxxYour very sincere friend, Cassarah
from: Lindsy Doman xxxxx@yahoo.com
reply-to: Lindsy Doman <xxxxx@yahoo.com>
to: (not my email address)
Hi cutie! (:
Let's get to know each other. I'm Lindsy, there is so much I can tell u;)
I like your appearance (I have seen ur photos on the dating site) and now I am really interested in how beautiful inside you are.
Feedback will be appreciated ))
from: Lusy Cramer xxxxx@xxxxx.cz subject: Don't watch if you are a girl Yo Do you want to see this shocking guide that gils dont want you to look? http://xxxxx/xxxxxSincerely yours, Blondie Oswald from: Kikki Dowman xxxxx@xxx.ru subject: Some video about mind control ruse to use any girlfriend Hello! It’s a fantastic presentation that tells you how to achieve any woman. http://xxxxx/xxxxxFaithfully yours, Herb
I have no clue what list I'm on to get all this amazing spam but I'm certainly not complaining.
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I can just recommend everyone to register your own domain and then use custom email addresses for everything you register to, that teaches you a lot about which websites sell or "lose" your e-mail addresses.
Sadly a lot of WoW/D3 spam still goes to my info@ address because i started too late :-/
At least i can easily filter that out: "contains 'Blizzard', email address not 'blizzard@...', move to spam".
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A warning for anybody trying to crack the egg: Make sure that the shell fragments don't pierce your penis.. That might hurt.
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ya wear a condom for safety srsly
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On August 28 2012 00:58 Heh_ wrote:
A warning for anybody trying to crack the egg: Make sure that the shell fragments don't pierce your penis.. That might hurt.
Why not? Then your penis would be imbued with eggtraordinary POWER!
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On August 28 2012 01:28 iTzSnypah wrote:Show nested quote +On August 28 2012 00:58 Heh_ wrote:
A warning for anybody trying to crack the egg: Make sure that the shell fragments don't pierce your penis.. That might hurt. Why not? Then your penis would be imbued with eggtraordinary POWER!
When it gets flaccid the fragments are gonna make bigger holes. You might start urinating like a fountain.
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THEY CALL My DICK THE EGG BREAKER!!!!
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Let me tell you just one thing. It wasn't as majestic as slicing the egg with a sword. It was more bludgeoned to death. Hardest part was finding a table the right size so it was easier to swing.
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On August 28 2012 07:01 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
Let me tell you just one thing. It wasn't as majestic as slicing the egg with a sword. It was more bludgeoned to death. Hardest part was finding a table the right size so it was easier to swing.
I just had a very disturbing image in my mind..
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I don't know if you intended this to be a double entendre, but well done sir incredible post.
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Okay here we go:
"Criminal records posted online"
"0% intrest rate credit card offer"
"hi" curiously, the name of the person who sent this is also "hi"
"FW: รับ-ส่งเมล์ด่วน!!!ต้องการบุคลากรทำงาน จำนวนจำกѴ" if oyu know what this says, speak up, I'm rather curious
"Willamette West/Joey Harrington Golf Tournament" I've never golfed in my life
"Look your best without worrying about your bra" ...
That's all of the interesting ones.
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The time had finally come with the home all to myself. I went to the fridge and prepared Mr. Eggleston upon the slaughtering platter. He was sentenced to death by penile bludgeoning, scrambling, frying, and finally consumption.
Mr. Eggleston witnessing the greatest of all opponents.
My plan was to initially wield my sausage as a weapon and smash Mr. Eggleston into oblivion. I would be the executioner and my penis the ax that ended the condemned foe. I left him on the counter and returned to my room to prepare myself for the task at hand. When I had prepared myself it quickly became apparent that the kitchen was too far from my room and the durability of my weapon would decrease in the time it took to travel there.
Mr. Eggleston was relocated to my desk. Though the travel problem had been solved, having an egg that has been sentenced to death sitting on my desk made preparation more difficult. Throughout my preparation I was constantly reminded of the impending death of Mr. Eggleston. I could not shake it from my mind.
As I was nearing my readiness for my first blow, I hesitated too long and had to return to a small bit more of preparation. After a few moments longer, I turned and brought down my weapon upon him like a mighty sledge hammer. My weapon was too spongy. Mr. Eggleston survived the blow unscathed, while my weapon reverberated with a small twinge of pain.
After a few moments, when the throb of pain subsided, I went back to preparation and took a couple more swings at Mr. Eggleston, but to no avail. My weapon appeared not to be forged of steel. I had wielded more sturdy weapons in the past, but today was not one of those days. Perhaps the task being kept in the back of my mind kept me from bringing out the best weapons in my armory.
Mr. Eggleston survived his sentencing and I was reluctant to return him to the fridge, stow my weapon, and return to my room as a failure.
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MysteryMeat1 is quite the man! He is also right about table height being a factor. I'm pretty sure the bludgeoning method is the best method to use, as it's the best way to produce enough force (aside from maybe setting your penis on top of the egg and pushing down with your hands, but that doesn't seem within the spirit of the task). There are times in the past where I know I would have been much more capable and might have been able to succeed. In my attempts today I could certainly see that the task is indeed possible, and maybe I will revisit the challenge at some point later in time when I am feeling a bit more capable.
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Ya i kind of held it loosely in place with one hand and used the other hand to wield my penis like a club. it took me a couple of hits to get to the second picture and a couple more to clean it up. In order to not lose the hardness i was preparing myself by watching said materials on my phone while wielding my club with might. your durability cant decrease when your always at the blacksmith.
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On August 28 2012 09:10 semioldguy wrote:+ Show Spoiler +The time had finally come with the home all to myself. I went to the fridge and prepared Mr. Eggleston upon the slaughtering platter. He was sentence to death by penile bludgeoning, scrambling, frying, and finally consumption. Mr. Eggleston witnessing the greatest of all opponents. My plan was to initially wield my sausage as a weapon and smash Mr. Eggleston into oblivion. I would be the executioner and my penis the ax that ended the condemned foe. I left him on the counter and returned to my room to prepare myself for the task at hand. When I had prepared myself it quickly became apparent that the kitchen was too far from my room and the durability of my weapon would decrease in the time it took to travel there. Mr. Eggleston was relocated to my desk. Though the travel problem had been solved, having an egg that has been sentenced to death sitting on my desk made preparation more difficult. Throughout my preparation I was constantly reminded of the impending death of Mr. Eggleston. I could not shake it from my mind. As I was nearing my readiness for my first blow, I hesitated too long and had to return to a small bit more of preparation. After a few moments longer, I turned and brought down my weapon upon him like a mighty sledge hammer. My weapon was to spongy. Mr. Eggleston survived the blow unscathed while my weapon reverberated with a small twinge of pain. After a few moments, when the throb of pain subsided, I went back to preparation and took a couple more swings at Mr. Eggleston, but to no avail. My weapon appeared not to be forged of steel. I had wielded more sturdy weapons in the past, but today was not one of those days. Perhaps the task being kept in the back of my mind kept me from bringing out the best weapons in my armory. Mr. Eggleston survived his sentencing and I was reluctant to return him to the fridge, stow my weapon, and return to my room as a failure. ~ MysteryMeat1 is quite the man! He is also right about table height being a factor. I'm pretty sure the bludgeoning method is the best method to use, as it's the best way to produce enough force (aside from maybe setting your penis on top of the egg and pushing down with your hands, but that doesn't seem within the spirit of the task). There are times in the past where I know I would have been much more capable and might have been able to succeed. In my attempts today I could certainly see that the task is indeed possible, and maybe I will revisit the challenge at some point later in time when I am feeling a bit more capable.
You have to eat the egg if you fail.
This new rule may encourage you to try harder, or it may distract you and also cause stage fright, depends how good you are under pressure.
Also that was an epic 7k post.
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