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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-28 06:39:02
August 28 2012 00:42 GMT
#81
On August 28 2012 09:33 MysteryMeat1 wrote:
Ya i kind of held it loosely in place with one hand and used the other hand to wield my penis like a club. it took me a couple of hits to get to the second picture and a couple more to clean it up. In order to not lose the hardness i was preparing myself by watching said materials on my phone while wielding my club with might. your durability cant decrease when your always at the blacksmith.

Ya, I had to hold it in place after the first hit almost sent it flying off the plate (which was also the point I completely realized it would not be a one-hit process).

On August 28 2012 09:38 Eufouria wrote:
You have to eat the egg if you fail.

This new rule may encourage you to try harder, or it may distract you and add also cause stage fright, depends how good you are under pressure.

Also that was an epic 7k post.

I was going to eat the egg if I succeeded! I couldn't offer myself the same reward for failure.
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PassiveAce
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States18076 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-28 02:39:11
August 28 2012 02:37 GMT
#82
This thread just keeps giving rofl.

Should be spotlighted imo.
Call me Marge Simpson cuz I love you homie
Steelavocado
Profile Joined May 2010
United States2123 Posts
August 28 2012 03:07 GMT
#83
On August 28 2012 11:37 PassiveAce wrote:
This thread just keeps giving rofl.

Should be spotlighted imo.

I agree 100%.
Going to try to smash an egg tomorrow with my cock. Using the handstand technique.
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Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
August 28 2012 04:31 GMT
#84
On August 28 2012 09:33 MysteryMeat1 wrote:your durability cant decrease when your always at the blacksmith.


LOL

I'm a fan of this, this blog just keeps getting better and better.
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Black[CAT]
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Malaysia2589 Posts
August 28 2012 10:32 GMT
#85
From the "I hadn't, but now that you mention it I can't stop thinking about it" category:

"You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue"

-From that Cracked article


Nooooo!!! I can't stop thinking about it now!
You mean ESPORTS isnt a synonym for SC2? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -Proud owner of a Filco Majestouch 2 with Cherry Blue Switches- BW or SC2? Why not both?
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
August 28 2012 13:47 GMT
#86
WTF did I go here ??

Now I'm wondering if I can crack the egg...
I'm pretty sure it depends on the egg, some are so easy to break (specially when they are big and aren't fresh)
There should be some egg critera for this kind of sport
Kibibit
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1551 Posts
August 28 2012 17:19 GMT
#87


Relevant Onion.
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MysteryMeat1
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States3292 Posts
August 28 2012 17:47 GMT
#88
On August 28 2012 22:47 Diks wrote:
WTF did I go here ??

Now I'm wondering if I can crack the egg...
I'm pretty sure it depends on the egg, some are so easy to break (specially when they are big and aren't fresh)
There should be some egg critera for this kind of sport


The whole point is just for fun. If you spend too much time on the rules it becomes to burdensome. Its actually quite exciting when the egg starts to crack.
"Cause ya know, Style before victory." -The greatest mafia player alive
MrRicewife
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada515 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-29 04:58:26
August 29 2012 03:37 GMT
#89
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i thought bird was the word
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