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Happy Birthday, Mr. Trozzu

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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 29 2012 14:29 GMT
#1
There are some that say:
One Reaver in a shuttle's
Worth two on the ground,

But to them I say:
One Trozz post in the forum
Is paradise found.

Sponsor of Gem League,
Seducer of the haiku,
Suitor of pixels,

Lets his dog micro
And his cat play Gem Tactics
All for minerals.

A taster of teas
And a conscript of chaos,
he lives by the dice

If you don't know yet
Better say happy birthday
Or you'll pay the price :o

+ Show Spoiler [ Trozz and I have a normal conversation] +

to err is to be foreign
one vod a day kept the doctor at bay
don't count your zerglings before they hatch
make your expansion and mine from it too
don't put all your drones in one overlord
kill two noobs with one build
skill is in the mouse of the beholder
APM is only creep deep
third time's a cheese
I'm a gosu and I didn't even knowsu
in for a counter attack, in for an all-in
if at first you dont succeed, cheese cheese again
I'll believe it when I scan it
I could eat an ultralisk
the stream must go on
It's raining Zealots and Reavers
the gas is always greener on the other side
the man with one slow overlord is king of the detectionless
idle hands are the dark templar's playground
all macro and no micro makes chobo a dull noob
scouting patterns are the monitor to the soul
time is minerals
haters and trolls will break my polls, but bisu's build will never hurt me
you can lead a noob to battle but you can't make him micro
one mans gimmick is another mans standard
to misplace a pylon is human, to not place the hatch anyway is manner
you are what you mine
be the bigger deathball
it's a defiler consume defiler world
every defiler has its day
sacrifice the lings to save the lurkers
theres no timing attack like the present
There's an I in Marine, and also an M and an E
an ally with speed is a friend indeed
No tank is an islandexpansion
by the skin of my shields
a fatal misclick
macro like there's no regame
the early zealot gets the drone
when it drops it's doomdrops
its all fun and games until someone loses an observer
when you're in a rush, that's when misclicks happen
Give a noob a lurker and you'll defend him for a day, teach him to tech and you'll defend him forever
if you can't beat em, switch race
scout no cheese, fear no cheese
he who techs last techs best


****
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
July 29 2012 14:39 GMT
#2
Happy Birthday!
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
July 29 2012 14:44 GMT
#3
Yet another year
Further down the road of life
Happy birthday Trozz
BLinD-RawR
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
ALLEYCAT BLUES50103 Posts
July 29 2012 14:45 GMT
#4
Happy birthday trozz.
Brood War EICWoo Jung Ho, never forget.| Twitter: @BLinDRawR
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ghrur
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3786 Posts
July 29 2012 15:08 GMT
#5
Happy birthday Trozz! :D
darkness overpowering
Denzil
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom4193 Posts
July 29 2012 15:09 GMT
#6
every trozz post pulls out my syllable fingers hoping he cocked one up
Anna: So Sen how will you prepare for your revenge v MC? Sen: With a smile.
kineSiS-
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Korea (South)1068 Posts
July 29 2012 15:20 GMT
#7
uh...?
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
July 29 2012 15:38 GMT
#8
Happy Birthday Trozz!!!
RIP MBC Game Hero
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
July 29 2012 15:48 GMT
#9
hb
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
July 29 2012 15:49 GMT
#10
Happy birthday trozz!
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
July 29 2012 16:16 GMT
#11
Happy B-day!
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
July 29 2012 17:16 GMT
#12
happy birthday trozz!
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
July 29 2012 17:27 GMT
#13
Happy Birthday Trozz !!!!!


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Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
July 29 2012 17:51 GMT
#14
Trozz is the coolest
Happy Birthday many more
You are awesome man
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Torenhire
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States11681 Posts
July 29 2012 17:56 GMT
#15
Birthday Haiku
Crap that was only four
Trozz does better
SirJolt: Well maybe if you weren't so big and stupid, it wouldn't have hit you.
Epoxide
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Magic Woods9326 Posts
July 29 2012 18:39 GMT
#16
On July 30 2012 00:09 Denzil wrote:
every trozz post pulls out my syllable fingers hoping he cocked one up

Haha everytime :D

HB trozz!
LiquipediaSouma: EU MM is just Russian Roulette. Literally.
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-08-05 02:30:11
July 29 2012 19:54 GMT
#17
it's trozz's birthday?
ill serve him my curved wang
in a lurker egg

his mouth turns agape
like a can of gerber babe
then I spurt away

with fervor and shame
I squirt sperm paste like purse mace
on his girly face

Haiku and Rhyming
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
July 29 2012 20:09 GMT
#18
Happy birthday Trozz
I can't wait to see your post
Give us a haiku!
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
July 29 2012 20:10 GMT
#19
On July 30 2012 03:39 Epoxide wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 30 2012 00:09 Denzil wrote:
every trozz post pulls out my syllable fingers hoping he cocked one up

Haha everytime :D

HB trozz!

I think he has once in the past xD
Check out my stream at www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=315053 and follow me on Twitter @EGSuppy! :)
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
July 29 2012 20:33 GMT
#20
Pretty sick OP.
You guys are all too awesome.
Great fun will be had.

+ Show Spoiler [unrelated] +
I wanna learn the very best
Like (Wiki)Boxer always was
To find them is my real test
To use them is my cause
I will ladder across the land
Losing far and wide
Each build order to understand
The power that's inside
GOSU BUILD, its you and me
I know we'll beat (Wiki)Fantasy
GOSU BUILD, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we can't defend
Ohhhh a build so true
Our timings will pull us through
You coach me and I'll beat you
BUILD OR DERRRS, gotta catch 'em all
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
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