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There are some that say: One Reaver in a shuttle's Worth two on the ground,
But to them I say: One Trozz post in the forum Is paradise found.
Sponsor of Gem League, Seducer of the haiku, Suitor of pixels,
Lets his dog micro And his cat play Gem Tactics All for minerals.
A taster of teas And a conscript of chaos, he lives by the dice
If you don't know yet Better say happy birthday Or you'll pay the price :o
+ Show Spoiler [ Trozz and I have a normal conversation] + to err is to be foreign one vod a day kept the doctor at bay don't count your zerglings before they hatch make your expansion and mine from it too don't put all your drones in one overlord kill two noobs with one build skill is in the mouse of the beholder APM is only creep deep third time's a cheese I'm a gosu and I didn't even knowsu in for a counter attack, in for an all-in if at first you dont succeed, cheese cheese again I'll believe it when I scan it I could eat an ultralisk the stream must go on It's raining Zealots and Reavers the gas is always greener on the other side the man with one slow overlord is king of the detectionless idle hands are the dark templar's playground all macro and no micro makes chobo a dull noob scouting patterns are the monitor to the soul time is minerals haters and trolls will break my polls, but bisu's build will never hurt me you can lead a noob to battle but you can't make him micro one mans gimmick is another mans standard to misplace a pylon is human, to not place the hatch anyway is manner you are what you mine be the bigger deathball it's a defiler consume defiler world every defiler has its day sacrifice the lings to save the lurkers theres no timing attack like the present There's an I in Marine, and also an M and an E an ally with speed is a friend indeed No tank is an islandexpansion by the skin of my shields a fatal misclick macro like there's no regame the early zealot gets the drone when it drops it's doomdrops its all fun and games until someone loses an observer when you're in a rush, that's when misclicks happen Give a noob a lurker and you'll defend him for a day, teach him to tech and you'll defend him forever if you can't beat em, switch race scout no cheese, fear no cheese he who techs last techs best
   
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Yet another year Further down the road of life Happy birthday Trozz
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ALLEYCAT BLUES49701 Posts
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every trozz post pulls out my syllable fingers hoping he cocked one up
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United States5007 Posts
Happy Birthday Trozz !!!!!
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Trozz is the coolest Happy Birthday many more You are awesome man
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Birthday Haiku Crap that was only four Trozz does better
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Magic Woods9326 Posts
On July 30 2012 00:09 Denzil wrote: every trozz post pulls out my syllable fingers hoping he cocked one up Haha everytime :D
HB trozz!
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it's trozz's birthday? ill serve him my curved wang in a lurker egg
his mouth turns agape like a can of gerber babe then I spurt away
with fervor and shame I squirt sperm paste like purse mace on his girly face
Haiku and Rhyming
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Happy birthday Trozz I can't wait to see your post Give us a haiku!
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On July 30 2012 03:39 Epoxide wrote:Show nested quote +On July 30 2012 00:09 Denzil wrote: every trozz post pulls out my syllable fingers hoping he cocked one up Haha everytime :D HB trozz! I think he has once in the past xD
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Pretty sick OP. You guys are all too awesome. Great fun will be had.
+ Show Spoiler [unrelated] +I wanna learn the very best Like Boxer always was To find them is my real test To use them is my cause I will ladder across the land Losing far and wide Each build order to understand The power that's inside GOSU BUILD, its you and me I know we'll beat FantasyGOSU BUILD, oh, you're my best friend In a world we can't defend Ohhhh a build so true Our timings will pull us through You coach me and I'll beat you BUILD OR DERRRS, gotta catch 'em all
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Trozz marked today is The great anniversary Of vaginal spawn.
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Happy bday Trozz, enjoying the poetry in this thread.
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United States10328 Posts
Happy birthday Trozz! Your posts always put a smile On my face. Thank you!
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Happy Birthday Trozz! No haiku is required. For you are the haiku.
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Happy birthday sir 
I'll make sure I come visit you again sometime~
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I do not know how to make haikus. But I always enjoy your posts, happy birthday!
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On July 30 2012 05:33 Trozz wrote:Pretty sick OP. You guys are all too awesome. Great fun will be had. + Show Spoiler [unrelated] +I wanna learn the very best Like Boxer always was To find them is my real test To use them is my cause I will ladder across the land Losing far and wide Each build order to understand The power that's inside GOSU BUILD, its you and me I know we'll beat FantasyGOSU BUILD, oh, you're my best friend In a world we can't defend Ohhhh a build so true Our timings will pull us through You coach me and I'll beat you BUILD OR DERRRS, gotta catch 'em all
Oh you dog you... Happy Birthday Trozz
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Happy birthday!!! And lol at that song~~ well played.
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Happy BDay Trozz, I love you're haiku's ^_^.. enjoy life~!
God bless~
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Oh, how red the sun rising on this perfect day for Trozz, the poet.
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Lol just read the entire song in a star craft game as a player on a U.S. East micro UMS. Everyone was roflin. Then I told them I didn't write it... they went like wtf who trozz. Gave link to team liquid people were like "wait... there is a star craft site called team liquid? And they do crazy shit like this? O.O"
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Trozz is TL's posting Jaedong Whose birth is surely worthy of song When asked to sing a verse or two He sang in haiku But who could say that was wrong?
(Happy birthday Trozz )
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Amazing OP :O
Also loved the spilers. Happy belated birthday Trozz!! Sometimes I wonder whether you have an alt or otherwise post normally with other users, but then I don't worry about it and just enjoy.
Higgledy-piggeldy Poster immaculate Master of haiku and Glorious boss
Spreading the happiness Haiku-syllabically I'd like to wish you a Great birthday Trozz
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Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
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Happy birthday man! Hope you have a good one!
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Happy birthday (even if its a late happy birthday) ^>^
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United States17042 Posts
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