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DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-03 00:51:55
March 03 2012 00:36 GMT
#1
First, i am not talking about Ninja posts i am talking about this....

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or

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All right now that i know i have the sneakiest people of tl in here let me get straight to it.

I just randomly signed up for this residents hall game call "Assassoxination" basically everyone is given a target they have to assassinate (Beating them with a sock) while at the same time somebody else is trying to hunt you down.

I don't know all the rules but a friend of mine who did it last year told me this

1. Cant get tagged in the bathrooms

2. Cant tag somebody while they are in room sleeping.

3. Tags have to be in the dorms

Thats all i really know right now, its suppose to be next week so i guess i will get the rules then

So far what i have done

1. Change my Facebook picture to chewbacca and change privacy settings so random people cant browse my profile

2. Remove my name off my door.

Now TL how do i survive this so i can win myself an ipod, besides avoiding getting tagged i too have to chase somebody down. But there real no way to not be creepy because i will most likely not know who this person is.

Forgot to add, these are a bunch of dorm halls connected so for example i live in Lehman but i might have to chase somebody who lives in Roosevelt which is pretty far from my room.

I am hoping for some creative responses :D

and of course Thank You all for trying to help me to win an ipod!

Edit: Seems like theres a lack of interest so i will offer you this, if you help me you may reward yourself with this cute cat gif

+ Show Spoiler +
http://oi40.tinypic.com/al6lpf.jpg


But only if you contribute NO CHEATING I KNOW ALL

*
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
March 03 2012 00:46 GMT
#2
Get on the metro.
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Then wait!

Wanted to find a better ninja picture, but they are so hard to find!
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
March 03 2012 00:47 GMT
#3
hit absolutely everyone you see with a sock?
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
March 03 2012 00:49 GMT
#4
Search Rekrul's post history.
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MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
March 03 2012 00:51 GMT
#5
no.. seriously, no. That cat is NOT cute.
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
March 03 2012 00:52 GMT
#6
On March 03 2012 09:51 MisterD wrote:
no.. seriously, no. That cat is NOT cute.


You mean its so cute, its terrible right?
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
Hypertension
Profile Joined April 2011
United States802 Posts
March 03 2012 01:07 GMT
#7
Darn, I saw the gif and now I have to help. (I guess the last 2 people win, cuz it would be impossible to tell who hit who first at the end)

1. just buy a ton of spicy doritos, mountain dew.
2. Hole up and play videos games
3. Pee in used mountain dew bottles, poop in... well you probably won't have to but out a window should work
4. Win game
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Don't do any of this!
Buy boots first. Boots good item.
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
March 03 2012 01:09 GMT
#8
Are you allowed to put a fake name on your door? That would be pretty funny too, and put your profile picture as someone else :D
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DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
March 03 2012 01:11 GMT
#9
On March 03 2012 10:09 Jugan wrote:
Are you allowed to put a fake name on your door? That would be pretty funny too, and put your profile picture as someone else :D


Well i changed my FB pic to Chewbacca so i doubt anybody will find my picture using FB, and actually i should switch my name with somebodies else.
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
March 03 2012 01:11 GMT
#10
What do you know about the other person? Just their name?
you gotta dance
Full.tilt
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom1709 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-03 01:33:43
March 03 2012 01:32 GMT
#11
Tell the organiser you've won, when he goes to see your target to confirm, hit them with your sock.
DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
March 03 2012 01:36 GMT
#12
On March 03 2012 10:11 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
What do you know about the other person? Just their name?


I think i'm just given their name and what dorm hall they live in.

@fulltilt Thats actually....genius
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
Full.tilt
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom1709 Posts
March 03 2012 01:41 GMT
#13
On March 03 2012 10:36 DreamChaser wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 03 2012 10:11 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
What do you know about the other person? Just their name?


I think i'm just given their name and what dorm hall they live in.

@fulltilt Thats actually....genius


Not if he just phones them instead
Forgottenfrog
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1268 Posts
March 03 2012 01:42 GMT
#14
Since game don't start till next week, I suggest you visit other dorms and get familiarize with the people there. So you at least have an idea where some people stay and use those contacts to find your target. You should have your friend help set up the person you are trying to tag. Have your friend talk to him and then set him up to be tagged by you.
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
March 03 2012 02:03 GMT
#15
On March 03 2012 10:36 DreamChaser wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 03 2012 10:11 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
What do you know about the other person? Just their name?


I think i'm just given their name and what dorm hall they live in.

@fulltilt Thats actually....genius

Use this: http://www.buffalo.edu/directory/ to get their email.

Look them up on facebook, and see what kind of information is there. Things like majors/area of study could be useful.

Next use: http://pipl.com/

Look up their email, and their name. Looking up their email, could reveal other online profiles, that could contain information you want. Looking up their name, can bring something up, maybe a picture if they have some old profile, or were photographed and named for something that was uploaded online, if they took down their facebook one.

If you can find something that says what kind of courses they're doing, you could probably get them coming out of a class and follow them back to the dorms.

Another option, is to make fake email accounts, and try to set up some kind of meeting or something. Say you're from the school newspaper, and you're writing something about living in the dorms, or even the assassin game, and want to meet and talk. Pretend you found something they lost, and want to return it. Another option, is to try to contact one of their friends through email or facebook, to see if they'll unwittingly give you information. Just remember to make a fake email/profile, and not to use your real one.

Those are just ideas off the top of my head, if I wanted to gather as much information on someone as I could using online means.

/ninja
you gotta dance
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
March 03 2012 02:04 GMT
#16
love that first pic
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
March 03 2012 02:06 GMT
#17
Don't you have one of those intranet pages where all the students are listed, with stuff like name, photo, course, room n°? If so changing your FB picture won't save you.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10495 Posts
March 03 2012 02:40 GMT
#18
Try to get info from friends or something about the person. Find out their class schedule and get it down. Predict his walking methods and camp somewhere for him to walk by. Then sock him. :D

Change name on dorm. FB wont work, ur pictures can be accessed, so a profile pic wont work unless you delete every picture of you. xD

And switching names wont work either. That person might also be on the list and you might get socked by someone else. Of course it won't count, but ur cover will be blown xD. Try wearing a hoody at all times.

Sock everyone, ur bound to get some1 xD
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ArcticMuse
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Australia93 Posts
March 03 2012 03:35 GMT
#19
Fake your own death, with a story relating to your game; in that you died trying to hit your target "____". Then at your funeral "____" will turn up, feeling guilty for having been partly involved in your death... at which point you pop out of your coffin and tag that person with your sock.

Fool proof.
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
March 03 2012 03:58 GMT
#20
How do i keep finding animated gifs that are .jpg

dafuk
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
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Eiii
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States2566 Posts
March 03 2012 04:01 GMT
#21
On March 03 2012 12:58 -orb- wrote:
How do i keep finding animated gifs that are .jpg

dafuk


http://oi40.tinypic.com/al6lpf.whogivesashit
:3
hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
March 03 2012 04:52 GMT
#22
1. Stand at dorm entrance
2. when someone walks through door: hit them with sock
3. ask them if they are johnny (or whatever your guy's name is)
if no, return to step one
if yes acquire new name and return to step one
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Selth
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States469 Posts
March 03 2012 06:46 GMT
#23
Have someone else do what hacklebeast for you. I figure after a few people, someone would figure out (or tell other people) what you're doing and if it's your target figures out then he could get you before you get him. Having a proxy would keep you from dying outright. That way, you could acquire information without getting yourself killed in the process.
JBright
Profile Joined September 2010
Vancouver14381 Posts
March 03 2012 06:54 GMT
#24
On March 03 2012 12:58 -orb- wrote:
How do i keep finding animated gifs that are .jpg

dafuk


They're just labeled incorrectly. Most modern browers can see that it's actually a gif and will display it as such.
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nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
March 03 2012 13:10 GMT
#25
Shave so you don't look like chewbacca.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
March 03 2012 13:16 GMT
#26
Show up to the hall with a cardboard box and a clipboard. Ask around for the person in question and say you have a package to deliver in person. When that person shows up reach inside the box and take out the sock to hit him.
DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
March 03 2012 14:10 GMT
#27
On March 03 2012 22:16 DoX.) wrote:
Show up to the hall with a cardboard box and a clipboard. Ask around for the person in question and say you have a package to deliver in person. When that person shows up reach inside the box and take out the sock to hit him.


HAHA that would be pretty awesome, but there are no personal delivers in the dorms and everybody will be suspicious of everyone
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
March 03 2012 14:11 GMT
#28
On March 03 2012 13:52 hacklebeast wrote:
1. Stand at dorm entrance
2. when someone walks through door: hit them with sock
3. ask them if they are johnny (or whatever your guy's name is)
if no, return to step one
if yes acquire new name and return to step one


Sadly hacklebeast there are multiple entrances, but if i stalk them enough and figure out when maybe...just maybe.
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
LowChucky
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom243 Posts
March 03 2012 16:19 GMT
#29
1.Put a picture of a mate as your facebook profile,
2.Get him to walk around to find your target,
3.Wait for target to try and sock him,
4.Get the fecker with a retaliation sock.

Film it for extra luls
"I feel like i'm watching two guys take turns at falling down the stairs" - Tasteless
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-03 16:54:21
March 03 2012 16:49 GMT
#30
THIS IS HOW YOU WIN:

1. Get a boob job.
2. Cross-dress
3. Invite every guy to your room.
4. Sock him.
5. Profit?

+ Show Spoiler +
On a more serious note, buy Tube Socks,put 6 of the sock inside of 1 sock, tie the remaining 6 into a rope with the sock with 6 socks in it at the end, then publicly announce your name everywhere and say where you are. Stand in a corner and when people go to sock you, sock them first with your extra reach.
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
Earll
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Norway847 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-03 18:14:48
March 03 2012 18:09 GMT
#31
Is it not possible to somehow ask someone official where X person lives? Pose as family or something and say you come to visit or I Dont know how these dorm things work, but the college must know where everyone is living, and there must be a way to get this information from them. Also assuming the people hosting the competition do not know you\depending on rules, register under as obscure of a name as possible (making it a fake name \pseudonyme is probably against the rules, but if you have say middle names that are not as well known use that etc)

Wat
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
March 03 2012 18:38 GMT
#32
Second idea:

Get a cardboard box and some speakers. Find the person's room. Put the speakers under the cardboard box, blasting music, and hide around the corner until they come to investigate. Then jump out and sock them.

Preferably, you play this music:
+ Show Spoiler +
you gotta dance
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
March 03 2012 19:01 GMT
#33
I think that, above all, it's important to take all the used batteries out of your sock before hitting your target.
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DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
March 03 2012 19:10 GMT
#34
On March 04 2012 03:38 Mr. Wiggles wrote:
Second idea:

Get a cardboard box and some speakers. Find the person's room. Put the speakers under the cardboard box, blasting music, and hide around the corner until they come to investigate. Then jump out and sock them.

Preferably, you play this music:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqqq8uqSDnk


I do have a speaker set and i do have a bunch of cardboard boxes= Profit??? I think so.

and why would i want to take all the used batteries out of my sock, i want them to know that it was ME WHO HAS SLAYED THEM
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
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