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Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
March 02 2012 15:32 GMT
#241
... wow... I don't even >_<

So funny. The end, the chatlogs..
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
March 02 2012 16:19 GMT
#242
On March 02 2012 06:52 Laertes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 02 2012 05:19 FookSake wrote:
First off: Kudos to imbecile, Moggles, and Xatalos for humanizing a faceless minority amidst 21 pages of scornful comments.

On February 21 2012 03:55 ladyumbra wrote:
As a bronze player this is both incredibly truthful and more inspiring than insulting.

I mostly just find it insulting (OK - entertaining and insulting).

I am a low Bronze player. (Whew! It feels so good to get that off my chest.)
I'm always a bit bemused by people with experience forgetting what it was like to be inexperienced. Parents forget what it was like to be a teenager and they think their kids are crazy, [poor] teachers do it with their students and think they're stupid. And apparently experienced gamers do it with unskilled gamers and think they're deliberately obtuse. At least human nature is consistent...
It couldn't possibly be that hard stuff is hard, especially when you're provided with (at best) no instruction or (at worst) poor instruction.

*******************************************************************************************************

I can feel a long-winded post coming on, so I'll just limit myself to 3 points:
1) What a Bronze player knows before playing his first ladder game
2) Who Bronze players are
3) What a Bronze player learns from playing in Bronze

1) What a Bronze player knows before playing his first ladder game
They know one thing (at best) - the Campaign. And how do you succeed in campaigns? You turtle, tech up, and make one big push. Let's say they don't take too long finishing the campaign - they have about 12 hours of that play style drilled into their brains, and it was their formative learning experience.
Oh wait, they know one more thing - the mechanics of playing Terran (and very fundamental mechanics of playing Protoss). Where does that leave someone (like me) who wants to play Zerg or Protoss? It leaves them with a steep learning curve. Try learning mid- & late-game tech through trial-and-error in a system where the average game lasts 10 minutes (if you're lucky).
In short, before they even start their placement matches, Bronze players are programmed to fail. Especially when you consider the shark tank that they're thrown into...

2) Who Bronze players are
From what I've seen (which is, granted, only about 50 league games in Bronze), this looks to be the makeup of Bronze league:
---Group A) New/unskilled player wanting to get better (40%): I'd like to think I'm in this group. What these Bronze players have learned (from reading forums & watching Dailies) is that they need to improve their fundamentals. Unfortunately, Battle.net doesn't reward this - this kind of fundamentals training has a long-term payoff, but is very discouraging in the short-term (as it requires a whole lot of losing until they overcome whatever competence plateau they're currently struggling with).
---Group B) New/unskilled player wanting to win/have a good time (40%): This is the group that may or may not have started out in group (a), but has since gone over to the Dark Side. They've learned that Battle.net rewards wins and doesn't especially care how they're gotten, so they resort to gimmicks. They've also learned that most people in Bronze (much of Groups A & C) haven't learned their gimmick & its counter yet. So, like hail balls, people in Group B win & rise to silver, then get smacked back down to bronze by people who have invested in fundamentals. They then gimmick their way to silver, and so on, getting thicker and thicker and heavier and heavier with each cycle (yay for meteorological metaphors!)
---Group C) Casual gamers (15%): God bless them. Nobody gives them enough credit; they're subsidizing our hobby.
---and apparently there's a Group D: Higher-league trolls (5%): unless they're actively coaching, they're not really helping. (No, 'hard knocks' lessons don't really help Bronze-leaguers. More on that later.) These folks might as well be playing Quake with God mode codes on - whatever floats your boat, I guess.

3) What a Bronze player learns from playing in Bronze
Why, they learn to play like a Bronze player, of course! When a brand new player is first relegated to Bronze, it's a death sentence for skill growth. When all they see is turtling, 6-pools, banshee rushes, reaper harrass, and mass void rays/stalkers, that becomes all that they know. And Battle.net [temporarily] rewards them for joining the pack.

If they wise up and start scouring the internets for advice, it's usually only tangentially helpful. "You can get to platinum by doing nothing other than improving your macro." "All you have to do is improve your late-game." "Yeah, scouting really helps."
Advice like this is applicable, but too general to execute on. And advice that is specific is rarely applicable. Build orders help your early game tremendously, but at 5 minutes you're as lost as you were before you mastered the build order committed to a build order.
This is why real-time mentoring is so important. Unfortunately, it's also rare.

The way people best gain skill in any game (hell, the way we all best learn any life skill) is by playing with & learning from better players. That's why mentor systems are everywhere. But how many Bronze players actually have an IRL/real-time mentor? I sure as hell don't. I have Day[9], a haystack of streams from which to produce a needle that can teach me what I need to learn right now, and my own replays.

You know what else I don't have ? Time. I have 2 hours a night (if I'm lucky) to dedicate to my hobbies. (Incidentally, a 14-hour a week hobby is considered a bit excessive by society at large.) That's two hours in which to:
- ladder
- watch my replays
- analyze my replays for the one or two things to work on
- watch Day[9] Dailies
- watch streams (assuming I've found ones that are useful to a Bronze Zerg player of my skill & knowledge of the metagame... good luck with that one)
- watch tournaments (which take place every weekend, apparently)
- listen to SotG
- research build orders, counters, and mid-/late-game strats (each it's own haystack)
- etc.
And if I don't do all of that (& immediately program it into muscle memory), then I'm somehow accessory to peoples' loss of faith in humanity? At least it's reciprocated, I guess.

*******************************************************************************************************

"But how can you play so much and not learn from your mistakes. These people have played over 100 games - they're not new anymore."
*snort* Seriously, try to remember what it's like to be new at something. Step 1 is learning how to learn; even the ability to watch a replay and deduce what your "1 mistake" was is a hard-won skill. That skill alone would take 50 replay-watches to hone, and we haven't even fixed any mistakes yet!

"Still, if they've played 100 games, how thick do they have to be to keep falling to the same all-ins over and over?"
Let's do some quick math, shall we?
100 games
x 50% win rate (if Battle.net is doing its job)
= 50 losses
-30 games that reach mid- or late-game (when you're lucky enough to be paired with a like-minded Group A-er)
= 20 losses in early game (judging from my experience with all-ins & 'cheese')
/ 9 types early game counters to learn (assuming that, per race, there are only 2 cheeses & 1 common all-in that a Bronze player could reasonably execute. Which, let's be honest, is a laughably low estimate.)
= 2.22.. instances of losing to any one strategy

I ask you, can you honestly say that you'd be able to scout, recognize, prepare, and effectively execute a counter on something that's only happened to you twice?

*******************************************************************************************************

TL;DR - Back the eff off! SC2 is great because it's infinitely challenging, but that means it has a steep learning curve. Why not be a solution instead of contributing to the problem? Skills gaps grow like any other gap (wealth, education, whatever) - when the haves have a choice to share with the have-nots and choose something else instead.



Hi, I have a story of my own. My name in SC2 is UloseTheGame. About a year ago, I played league. For months and months I tried to get really good, maybe dreaming of one day being a really good player. But I'm not as good at video games as I am at say, chess, and my Starcraft 2 league play is bronze or silver level, I was smart enough to scower the forums every day, trying to apply what I'd read. And you know what? I played one thousand games, and I'm still in bronze. I'm NEVER getting out of bronze, not till the day they reset the MMR and I feel like I can play without boring myself. I don't play Melee, but I'm a competitive guy, I need a competitive custom to keep myself entertained. I chose SC2 LoTRish personally. I am sixteen, and I'm a smart guy, but I'm not so great at video games, i'd need to be coached, I don't care enough for that. Let's say I had played a thousand games in diamond, maybe I would've adapted. But in bronze its the same shit over and over again. And I stopped playing mid season 1, I don't care enough to play more. Besides, if something is popular, its not fun to promote, and I've always loved getting feedback on stuff people have never heard of. Anyway, if your interested in SC2 LoTR pm me, UloseTheGame.140, and maybe i'll tell you a bit about, but I'm never going back to horrid bronze league. I saw someone who said "Im scared to raise my children in a world with these people", well you know, I'm scared to one day raise MY children in a world of ignorant dumbfucks like you. I wish you all a very good day, and please, listen to the guy I quoted.




I have only one question: can you macro? You can seriously get to plat/diamond by simply massing stalker/marine/roach-dra and a moving the ball. You don't have to micro, you don't have to strategize, you just macro nicely and a-move.

While there are other ways to get out of bronze if your still in it there is a 100% certainty that your macro is a long way from being solid. Maybe it's your build, maybe its expansion timings, or maybe its plain old forgetting to make units/supply/production facilities. Either way you cannot have decent macro and be in bronze (or silver, or gold, and probably not even plat).

If you really don't think you have the ability to learn macro and couldn't improve in other areas then yes you could be stuck in bronze.

If you can learn to macro you can, and will, escape bronze.
EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9173 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-03-03 00:46:33
March 03 2012 00:34 GMT
#243
I coached my gf from beginner to gold in under 2 weeks simply by teaching her how to macro and bane/roach a-move off of 2 base (funnily enough one of the biggest things for getting out of bronze was learning to build a spore in each mineral line for standard voids/banshees). It baffles me that anyone can play 1,000 games of ladder whilst scouring the forums, still be in bronze and consider themselves a "smart guy".
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Deleted User 97295
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1137 Posts
March 03 2012 01:38 GMT
#244
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TORTOISE
Profile Joined December 2010
United States515 Posts
March 03 2012 03:49 GMT
#245
Gheed, I don't know what bronze league you are in, but mine is different. I rarely am matched with an authentic "newbie". I actually consdider modern day bronze league to be quite a bit more difficult than it was in, say Season 1 of the ladder. Bronzies attack, now. They have builds and know timings. Sure, they are bad but my experience seems much different than yours.
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Jealous
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
10322 Posts
March 03 2012 13:09 GMT
#246
On March 03 2012 10:38 Laertes wrote:
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On March 03 2012 09:34 Scarecrow wrote:
I coached my gf from beginner to gold in under 2 weeks simply by teaching her how to macro and bane/roach a-move off of 2 base (funnily enough one of the biggest things for getting out of bronze was learning to build a spore in each mineral line for standard voids/banshees). It baffles me that anyone can play 1,000 games of ladder whilst scouring the forums, still be in bronze and consider themselves a "smart guy".


I just know your talking about me. Come play me in LoTR, I guarantee you that whatever you do, i'll be better. But here's the catch, im not telling you ANYTHING. No hints, no nothing. We'll play a thousand games and see if you can figure it out. If you can beat me by the time we've played 1000 games, congrats, your out of bronze. If else, I'm going to laugh at how much of a stupid fuck you are. So what we got a deal?

Who wants to play 1000 games of some silly nerdgasm UMS if they can actually play and get better on ladder? Since you know, this seems to be an option for other people, maybe you haven't adequately explored the idea that some people actually do that.
"The right to vote is only the oar of the slaveship, I wanna be free." -- бум бум сучка!
Anuzi
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
192 Posts
March 04 2012 22:07 GMT
#247
Amazing blog. Really enjoyed reading it
Kreb
Profile Joined September 2010
4834 Posts
March 05 2012 13:44 GMT
#248
"To purge others of their ignorance, is a good task indeed".
Uromacef is my hero.
blackone
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany1314 Posts
March 05 2012 14:51 GMT
#249
I still don't get why insulting bad players in 10000 words is better than saying "haha f4gg0t uR bad". But it seems like you're having fun, so congrats I guess.
VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
March 05 2012 18:03 GMT
#250
Fantastic once again 5/5 Keep em coming please, I'm not over bronze league. I'd be down to see the difference of gold as well,
Why?
Iyerbeth
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
England2410 Posts
March 15 2012 23:45 GMT
#251
Dissapointed I missed this when it was first posted. My face hurts from a mix of laughter and utter confusion. Thanks for always linking back in your blogs!
♥ Liquid`Sheth ♥ Liquid`TLO ♥
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
September 30 2012 20:47 GMT
#252
I am reading this again, laughing out loud againg (and having to explain to my wife, what is the insane nonsense I am reading, again ).

You are just so inexplicably good at writting this. Is there any other work of yours, outside of TL?
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
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