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Holykitty
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands246 Posts
September 23 2011 04:33 GMT
#61
to be fair, although this is as a european so we dont care about discovering america, i wouldnt of been able to get half of those right without the multiple choice being available : D
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koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
September 23 2011 04:37 GMT
#62
3:
Q) In what year did Columbus sail to North America? 2050bc, 2002ad, 1492ad, 1992ad
A) 2050bc

what the fuck
XazXio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States356 Posts
September 23 2011 04:37 GMT
#63
Uhg :/ I go to school with The Future Retards of America. Seriously humans will get dumber and dumber until we eventually take out the human brain and replace it with a computer at birth >.<
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DakotaA7X
Profile Joined June 2011
United States74 Posts
September 23 2011 04:47 GMT
#64
PLEASE make more of these. Some of the funniest shit I have read in a while browsing TL blogs. Loved it.
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PoopLord
Profile Joined May 2010
537 Posts
September 23 2011 04:48 GMT
#65
Haha, In my high school chemistry class, my teacher flipped a shit annually when he saw the results of the algebra 1 math assessment test he gives at beginning of year. He was a really good AP Bio teacher though ;o
Engore
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1916 Posts
September 23 2011 04:49 GMT
#66
Not surprising. I just graduated 2 years ago and I could see a lot of my classmates writing dumb shit like that. I will be honest, some of those i don't know. Like the Ben Franklin oceanography question O.o maybe if i thought about it for awhile lol.

I knew several kids in my class that shouldn't have graduated yet they do. How public schools work in small towns in US.
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jacen
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Austria3644 Posts
September 23 2011 04:52 GMT
#67
On September 23 2011 11:54 Bubelzeeb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2011 11:38 micronesia wrote:
It's not as easy for me to give hilarious/sad examples, but some students have a lot of trouble with reading and basic reasoning skills, even after all these years in school.

Why do you think that is the case?


Parents don't care about educating their kids anymore. They care about them getting good grades. Everything not in the curriculum will be of no interest and teachers are the enemy that want to drag down your kids' grades. They don't realize that

1) There is learning new things outside school
2) You need skills you learn in school in the outside world
3) Things you learn interconnect.

It's actually that easy. Also some teachers forget that some kids just aren't as smart as them. The bell curve has a left side too, you know? But i figure it's more about the parents than the teachers.
(micronesia) lol we aren't going to just permban you (micronesia) "we" excludes Jinro
liam33
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada192 Posts
September 23 2011 05:14 GMT
#68
7:
Q) How did the Jason, an underwater robot, assist in the photographing of the sunken Titanic?
A) It can go underwater.

well at least they got this one right
Kashll
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1117 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-23 05:18:52
September 23 2011 05:18 GMT
#69
Just read internet forum posts and youtube comments...

Yes there are a lot of really unintelligent people out there.
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Kurr
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada2338 Posts
September 23 2011 05:29 GMT
#70
Funniest I've ever heard, in a high school biology class :

Teacher talking about the female reproductive organs and goes on a tangent about a tribe in Africa where the men would sew the lips closed when they left on trips so the women couldn't cheat on them.

Then, a student with an incredibly confused look goes : "But... how do they eat?"

I've never laughed that hard in a class. We had like 30 girls and 3 guys in class (including his gf), it was pretty hilarious. Many tears were shed.
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DystopiaX
Profile Joined October 2010
United States16236 Posts
September 23 2011 05:31 GMT
#71
wow man that shit is crazy...heard a lot of similar horror stories but it seems like those kids have no concept of time at all...
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
September 23 2011 05:33 GMT
#72
On September 23 2011 13:16 Bubelzeeb wrote:

Thanks for this. Unfortunately I can't watch the clip right now

However, after reading this blog I did a little research. It seems the model that has been most successful is Finland. Great article here. Their sytem took forty years to get right but looks nothing like how I was taught.

It deals with the problems you raised but focusing on learning and not passing. There are no standardised testes until your final year. This blog provides a pretty good summary.


From experience I can say it's still pretty shit though.

But yeah, some of those questions a ten year old could answer, anywhere in the first world, really.
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Bobo_XIII
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States429 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-23 05:53:07
September 23 2011 05:43 GMT
#73
this form of intellectual snobbery in this thread is more discouraging than the insinuated implicit idiocy of the students in the original post. i'm glad that nearly everybody here has had the pleasure and good fortune to have had the right environment or people in their lives to encourage (or force) you all to have the worldly knowledge and common sense that you all suggest you have.

micronesia (and any other current or aspiring educator in this thread), i sincerely fucking hope that you are making a legitimate attempt to not only dump information into these kids' brains, but also mentor them and guide them to be better and more successful people in life. one of the most overlooked aspects of a 'good teacher' (especially in america, where knowledge isn't always as heralded as it should or could be in many parts of the country) is the quality to mentor a kid to at least develop some/more will to learn and grow intellectually. otherwise, you're as much of a problem as past teachers that apparently 'have failed' these kids.

edit: if this offends you or anybody else, i'm sorry. it is a fucking peeve of mine for people in mentor/leadership roles that shrug off responsibility... i have this (maybe unfounded or discolored) view of today's teachers fitting this perfectly. i know some shitheads from high school that are fucking terrible at communicating ideas and concepts to people, let alone providing some semblance of guidance to the audience probably most in need
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macmann
Profile Joined May 2011
87 Posts
September 23 2011 05:46 GMT
#74
micronesia is a grandma teaching in high school in new york
SuperbWingman
Profile Joined March 2011
United States33 Posts
September 23 2011 05:48 GMT
#75
No wonder teachers are often heavy drinkers.


This is news to me but i guess this explains alot.
jacen
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Austria3644 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-23 05:55:45
September 23 2011 05:53 GMT
#76
On September 23 2011 14:43 Bobo_XIII wrote:
i sincerely fucking hope that you are making a legitimate attempt to not only dump information into these kids' brains, but also mentor them and guide them to be better and more successful people in life. one of the most overlooked aspects of a 'good teacher' (especially in america, where knowledge isn't always as heralded as it should or could be in many parts of the country) is the quality to mentor a kid to at least develop some/more will to learn and grow intellectually.


This is what i was referring to. The function of explaining why it's a good idea to learn interconnected and learn outside of school was traditionally implemented by parents. Kids still spend a majority of their time outside school and teachers in high schools see "their" kids for a few hours a week. You can't learning coach 20-30 kids in that time frame.

I still view this as the job of parents. If they can't do it, they have to hire private tutors that doesn't convey knowledge but learning ideology and methods.

/edit:
The schools could do that, but that would require MUCH more funding and for the kids to stay even longer in school. Also they kids would not be able to easily transfer this methods/ideology to the outside world as they would, again, learn it in school. Doing this at home has much benefits imho but it has to be done somewhere.
(micronesia) lol we aren't going to just permban you (micronesia) "we" excludes Jinro
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
September 23 2011 05:54 GMT
#77
On September 23 2011 12:56 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2011 12:56 Yung wrote:
Being in highschool this is insane may i ask what state you teach in?

New York State. I teach in one of the best counties for education in the country lol

What county do you teach in?
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Tppz!
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany1449 Posts
September 23 2011 06:00 GMT
#78
The good thing is that those students will never make an impact on the society (since they are so dumb that they will forget to breathe)
The sad fact is that there are realy ppl who are that dumb. What do they even know? Can they do math? Like 1+2= ?
Bobo_XIII
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States429 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-23 06:03:57
September 23 2011 06:03 GMT
#79
On September 23 2011 14:53 jacen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 23 2011 14:43 Bobo_XIII wrote:
i sincerely fucking hope that you are making a legitimate attempt to not only dump information into these kids' brains, but also mentor them and guide them to be better and more successful people in life. one of the most overlooked aspects of a 'good teacher' (especially in america, where knowledge isn't always as heralded as it should or could be in many parts of the country) is the quality to mentor a kid to at least develop some/more will to learn and grow intellectually.


This is what i was referring to. The function of explaining why it's a good idea to learn interconnected and learn outside of school was traditionally implemented by parents. Kids still spend a majority of their time outside school and teachers in high schools see "their" kids for a few hours a week. You can't learning coach 20-30 kids in that time frame.

I still view this as the job of parents. If they can't do it, they have to hire private tutors that doesn't convey knowledge but learning ideology and methods.

/edit:
The schools could do that, but that would require MUCH more funding and for the kids to stay even longer in school. Also they kids would not be able to easily transfer this methods/ideology to the outside world as they would, again, learn it in school. Doing this at home has much benefits imho but it has to be done somewhere.


it's a responsibility that has to be assumed by any and everybody playing in some part of a kids' upbringing. the line "it takes a village to raise a child" is very true. with todays' school systems, teachers (next to managers and bosses at part time jobs) have more face time with kids next to parents... they can essentially be viewed as second parents.

it doesn't require some formal or rigid program or structured approach for teachers to orient kids in the right direction. it just requires adults to be adults, and part of the adult:kid relationship is to be a good role model when in a position of authority.
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saltywet
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Hong Kong1316 Posts
September 23 2011 06:06 GMT
#80
lol you americans really need to pick up on your education system
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