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So my wife is trying to bounce names off on me to see if I like them. We've been tossing around idea's of what to name our son.
however this conversation happened today.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/n2rGC.png)
I kinda troll my wife a little bit in this because its so easy too. We tease each other a lot to keep things fun..
I thought it was funny.
oh and she doesn't know that Terran is a race in Starcraft 2. (I invite her to watch me play and learn about it but she isn't interested =/ )
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You need to show us this birth certificate I am skeptical until then
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you'd lose the right to lecture him against drug usage.
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United Kingdom16710 Posts
Blog material but yeah very quaint.
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clearly a fake since u have 4 bars but with at&t
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Haha . - He is due July 15th - I will provide proof.
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Oh boy, my sons, Zerg and Toss, are going to haaattteee that kid... -_-
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His middle name should be 'Nerfed.'
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On February 04 2011 14:01 zev318 wrote: clearly a fake since u have 4 bars but with at&t
hahahahah
Also lol @ OP, that's hilarious. Def need some bday certificate proof though
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Name him Jim Raynor Lastname
I'm naming my children Gordon Freeman Lastname or Alyx Vance Lastname
for obvious reasons.
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United States1763 Posts
I laughed so hard at this. The iphone proof made my day. Thank you sir! If you would of blogged this I would of given you 5/5
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People are going to make fun of your son for being named after a thing in a video game.
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+1 for trolling you wife : ) mind sharing ur last name, so we TL can join the trolling lol
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I knew a girl back in elementary school who was called Terran.
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If you show us a birth certificate then you deserve a special forum avatar/icon.
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You fool, by naming him Terran you're inviting the Zerg swarm to Earth. We're all doomed.
(Seriously, don't name your kid Terran, that's just mean)
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That's awesome. However, I would hate my parents if they did something similar to me, and probably go by whatever my middle name was or just make up a name for myself. Middle name would be fine though. Name him James Terran, and call him Jim.
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5/5 blog, forever and ever.
I laughed so hard, especially at
On February 04 2011 14:01 zev318 wrote: clearly a fake since u have 4 bars but with at&t
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Terran actually sounds like a good name if you don't know anything about sc
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I'm pretty sure it sounds like 'made of dirt' in the appropriate languages.
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You must deliver like CourageWolf Harper
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Don't do it, what if your parents named you Frogger, or Mario, or something 
Imagine all the jokes you'd get growing up
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On February 04 2011 14:32 TheHunksta wrote:Don't do it, what if your parents named you Frogger, or Mario, or something  Imagine all the jokes you'd get growing up
So what sort of jokes would happen to the kid? "Oh Terran is imba!" isn't that a compliment?
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On February 04 2011 14:32 TheHunksta wrote:Don't do it, what if your parents named you Frogger, or Mario, or something  Imagine all the jokes you'd get growing up Mario is a perfectly normal name. o_o
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haha that is hilarious man. my sisters name is taryn
a cool name really
and terran isn't originally from sc so probably no one will ever reference it to that.
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Yeah - Taryn doesn't look at cool as the name " Terran " same sound though,- I mean.. I'm sure your sister is cool as crap. My son will lead thousands. Thousands I SAY!
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On February 04 2011 14:32 The_LiNk wrote: You must deliver like CourageWolf Harper
YES OMG YES this is the first thing I thought of.
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atleast u didnt name your son "zerg". or else he will cry and whine for a couple of years until he gets older and can walk with better balance. then he will stand proud. until his teenage years when he starts crying again. but hey.. thats zerg for ya.
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I actually know 2 Terrans! Spelled Taryn tho...both girls good luck to you and your new family fine sir
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Thanks guys! I'm super excited to become a Dad. I will train my son from an early age, He will have a perfect micro/macro. In the voice of Liam Neeson he will say "I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career (of training I give him). Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."(people that think they can own my son)
wow I am such a nerd. Hope he isn't as nerdy as me. Oh the poor kid.
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Terran also Tarryn Taryn Teryn etc is usually a girls name i thought...
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How come zealots don't run fast all the time, instead they can only charge when they see enemies?
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Don't tell her it's a SC2 race until after!
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
whats your last name? lmao
need pics of birth cert lololol :D congrats too
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Name him Tychus! Tychus gets no love even though he's a boss!
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Damn, Taryn is a pretty nice name.. if I'll ever have a daughter I'll name her that 
Also congrats daddy yo!
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http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Terran
Noun
Terran (plural Terrans)
1. an inhabitant of Earth; a human
You're going to call your... human child.... "human"
I'd sooner call my child Zasz than anything else from the SC universe. It's such a cool name.
+ Show Spoiler +Except I have the utmost animosity towards children and the thought of having one for my own to take care of is horrifying, to put it mildly.
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It's like, Terrance, but cooler. do it *thumb
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On February 04 2011 14:01 zev318 wrote: clearly a fake since u have 4 bars but with at&t +1 internet for you.
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Terran (Taryn) is a girls name and you would be condemning your son to ridicule and such.
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On February 05 2011 00:54 TadH wrote: Terran (Taryn) is a girls name and you would be condemning your son to ridicule and such.
Why is everyone telling me Taryn is a girls name? I've known 4 or 5 guys(males) named Taryn growing up. I've NEVER met a girl named Taryn. You all must be from back east, where everything is backwards there and people marry their cousins. Like Cletus that slack-jawed yokel..
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The name sounds a lot like Terence, but you should do it for the lolz and when your son grows up you should also show him this blog.
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My sons destiny is all planned out. He will absolutely PLAY TERRAN!. I can't imagine him playing any other race.
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I think Terran would actually be a pretty cool name for a kid. It's unique and is easy to nickname. It used to be popular in roman times, much like Gaia was for women.
It's just unfortunate that both those names are now associated with online gaming. =\
Still, I have a friend who was named "Amanda Jean". I suppose naming someone via video game can't be any worse than naming them via song =P
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Terrans op! And congrats = )
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I dislike your son already
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On February 05 2011 01:31 -Xav- wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2011 00:54 TadH wrote: Terran (Taryn) is a girls name and you would be condemning your son to ridicule and such. Why is everyone telling me Taryn is a girls name? I've known 4 or 5 guys(males) named Taryn growing up. I've NEVER met a girl named Taryn. You all must be from back east, where everything is backwards there and people marry their cousins. Like Cletus that slack-jawed yokel..
My sisters name is Taryn, if that helps validate my point any.
Also what's with the ignorance of being from "back east"?
ps: My cousin and I are quite happy together, what business is it of yours?
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On February 05 2011 01:31 -Xav- wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2011 00:54 TadH wrote: Terran (Taryn) is a girls name and you would be condemning your son to ridicule and such. Why is everyone telling me Taryn is a girls name? I've known 4 or 5 guys(males) named Taryn growing up. I've NEVER met a girl named Taryn. You all must be from back east, where everything is backwards there and people marry their cousins. Like Cletus that slack-jawed yokel.. I think Taryn is usually considered a girls name but when it's spelled Taren, it's considered a unisex name.
(According to thinkbabynames.com)
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+4, Would have been +5 but you used your in place of you're, and too instead of to. Very nice tho. lol
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United Kingdom38255 Posts
She suggested James, clearly James Raynor "Surname" is the way to go
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ROFL this made my day that's hilarious. You should name him 'Terran Raynor ______'
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On February 05 2011 05:07 TadH wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2011 01:31 -Xav- wrote:On February 05 2011 00:54 TadH wrote: Terran (Taryn) is a girls name and you would be condemning your son to ridicule and such. Why is everyone telling me Taryn is a girls name? I've known 4 or 5 guys(males) named Taryn growing up. I've NEVER met a girl named Taryn. You all must be from back east, where everything is backwards there and people marry their cousins. Like Cletus that slack-jawed yokel.. My sisters name is Taryn, if that helps validate my point any. Also what's with the ignorance of being from "back east"? ps: My cousin and I are quite happy together, what business is it of yours?
You just made my day. I love you.
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On February 04 2011 14:01 zev318 wrote: clearly a fake since u have 4 bars but with at&t hahahaha thats hilarious
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If he gets headlice, does that make him infested?
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Terran is a pretty cool name regardless of StarCraft (although that makes it even more epic). Maybe Terran Acturus (surname)?
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On February 04 2011 14:01 zev318 wrote: clearly a fake since u have 4 bars but with at&t
On February 04 2011 13:57 flurbo wrote: Your son will be imba.
These two comments alone made me want to log-in and say "lol."
Hope I don't get warned...
And, oh, he'll probably end up getting called Terry a bunch if you really name him Terran.
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On February 05 2011 05:07 TadH wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2011 01:31 -Xav- wrote:On February 05 2011 00:54 TadH wrote: Terran (Taryn) is a girls name and you would be condemning your son to ridicule and such. Why is everyone telling me Taryn is a girls name? I've known 4 or 5 guys(males) named Taryn growing up. I've NEVER met a girl named Taryn. You all must be from back east, where everything is backwards there and people marry their cousins. Like Cletus that slack-jawed yokel.. My sisters name is Taryn, if that helps validate my point any. Also what's with the ignorance of being from "back east"? ps: My cousin and I are quite happy together, what business is it of yours?
Man how many times do I have to tell you that where you live isn't qualified as the "east" around here. Jesus tad. lol
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On February 08 2011 23:24 OmniEulogy wrote:Show nested quote +On February 05 2011 05:07 TadH wrote:On February 05 2011 01:31 -Xav- wrote:On February 05 2011 00:54 TadH wrote: Terran (Taryn) is a girls name and you would be condemning your son to ridicule and such. Why is everyone telling me Taryn is a girls name? I've known 4 or 5 guys(males) named Taryn growing up. I've NEVER met a girl named Taryn. You all must be from back east, where everything is backwards there and people marry their cousins. Like Cletus that slack-jawed yokel.. My sisters name is Taryn, if that helps validate my point any. Also what's with the ignorance of being from "back east"? ps: My cousin and I are quite happy together, what business is it of yours? Man how many times do I have to tell you that where you live isn't qualified as the "east" around here. Jesus tad. lol
wtf...who are you?
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If you name your kid Terran Imba Lastname, I will send you 100 bucks.
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hahaha, cute.
BTW - get all the starcraft in now.. once that kid comes you wont be playing at all 
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On February 09 2011 00:14 TadH wrote:Show nested quote +On February 08 2011 23:24 OmniEulogy wrote:On February 05 2011 05:07 TadH wrote:On February 05 2011 01:31 -Xav- wrote:On February 05 2011 00:54 TadH wrote: Terran (Taryn) is a girls name and you would be condemning your son to ridicule and such. Why is everyone telling me Taryn is a girls name? I've known 4 or 5 guys(males) named Taryn growing up. I've NEVER met a girl named Taryn. You all must be from back east, where everything is backwards there and people marry their cousins. Like Cletus that slack-jawed yokel.. My sisters name is Taryn, if that helps validate my point any. Also what's with the ignorance of being from "back east"? ps: My cousin and I are quite happy together, what business is it of yours? Man how many times do I have to tell you that where you live isn't qualified as the "east" around here. Jesus tad. lol wtf...who are you?
bw ]i[team member don't worry about it. lol
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Terran is a super cool name!!!!! I support it *thumbs up*
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On February 04 2011 14:01 zev318 wrote: clearly a fake since u have 4 bars but with at&t HAHAHA I was loling already at the OP but this one put me into tears... well played, sir.
On February 09 2011 04:04 deepfield1 wrote:hahaha, cute. BTW - get all the starcraft in now.. once that kid comes you wont be playing at all  Bullshit dude, start that kid laddering when he's 4 and he'll be the new foreign bonjwa :D
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If you want that kid to grow up with some self respect, dont name him Terran. IdrA might come to your house.
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So how do you think your wife is going to kill you when she finds out you named her kid after a race in a video game? Machete to the groin?
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