Sneezing and Orgasms

On January 07 2011 06:02 Apocalyptic wrote:
Being married to a gorgeous blond I can tell you that while sneezing is great, its not even close. I'll leave it at that...

On January 07 2011 06:04 chobopeon wrote:
sneezing is one of the great releases we have. pissing, puking (sometimes), poopin', cumming. these can all be quite magical.

thank you for your time

On January 07 2011 06:16 Megaliskuu wrote:


Imagine doing all of those at the same time...maybe thats the true meaning of enlightenment O_O

On January 07 2011 06:25 Mora wrote:


While i was in Germany, i saw all those things happen simultaneously (minus the sneezing).

The guy's eyes were rolled into the back of his head and he was making a noise that i didn't think a human could make.

edit - oh, just to note: i was not involved in that specific instance; just a passer-by.

On January 07 2011 06:26 Haemonculus wrote:
Orgasms are fun. Lots of fun.

Sneezes... not so much imho

On January 07 2011 06:20 micronesia wrote:
I don't think I've ever once found a sneeze enjoyable so I don't understand this at all.

Some other processes can be a nice release I admit but it's sorta like it feels good the way it feels good to stop banging your head against the wall.

On January 07 2011 06:27 Mora wrote:


Hi Hae!

I wish i had more time to be active on the tl.net boards.

You're one of the people that really make me miss them.

Hope you're well! Happy new year to you.

On January 07 2011 06:38 cArn- wrote:
some people are really insane here, sneezing feels so fucking good

I feel super sad when I'm in a situation where I have to contain it so I don't bother people around

On January 07 2011 06:39 Haemonculus wrote:

Sneezing probably does feel good to most folks, like a release of sorts.

I just have chronic sinus problems, and tend to have a stuffy nose most of the time. I've come to hate the feeling because of it, T_T

On January 07 2011 07:05 cArn- wrote:
shit I was just about to lose a sneeze and raised my head, didn't do anything, turned the light on and let it to my nose => insta sneeze, that's really the light (or mb heat) , wtf

On January 07 2011 06:37 Krigwin wrote:
To add to this wonderful thread, I've heard that sneezing (or was it coughing?) causes temporary clenching of the muscles in the rectum. I'll let your imagination take the reins of coming up with possible applications of that knowledge from here.

On January 07 2011 07:15 Scarecrow wrote:

I'm pretty sure pissing and cumming simultaneously is physically impossible for a guy. Regardless I'm glad I only have the mental image to deal with.

On January 07 2011 06:45 cArn- wrote:


I feel really bad for you you're missing one of those awesome things in life.

Ever since I was a child when I was about to sneeze I was always trying to push it by making light come into my nose. And yeah I know how it sounds lol, but whenever I looked at the sun in a way the beams go into my nose it was insta sneeze, same with light bulbs or whatever source of light (the more powerful source the better ofc), and I always thought it was because of the light or the heat lol, but I think it's more because I was raising my head. Anyone knows what exactly does this ? It will solve a long time childhood mystery I've never looked into :D

On January 07 2011 07:28 HeavOnEarth wrote:
i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, and then i don't. Its like 3%!#$%!142

On January 07 2011 06:02 Apocalyptic wrote:
Being married to a gorgeous blond I can tell you that while sneezing is great, its not even close. I'll leave it at that...

On January 07 2011 07:31 surfinbird1 wrote:


If i remember correctly it is because the optic nerve is close to some other nerve that controls sneezing. I read something like that on Wikipedia once but I cant find the article right now.

Edit: There we go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex

On January 07 2011 07:39 chobopeon wrote:


i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, piss, poop, puke or cum and then dont. it's like !@#@!#$

On January 07 2011 06:04 chobopeon wrote:
sneezing is one of the great releases we have. pissing, puking (sometimes), poopin', cumming. these can all be quite magical.

thank you for your time

On January 07 2011 07:28 HeavOnEarth wrote:
i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, and then i don't. Its like 3%!#$%!142

On January 07 2011 07:55 Schmieds wrote:
This reminds me of when I need to fart and sneeze, but then I can't hold the sneeze and do both at the same time. Er, not that I cum when I sneeze, if that make sense.

Now get back to work Mora! I want balance.

On January 07 2011 08:11 arb wrote:

dude if you need to puke it ALWAYS makes you feel better

Symptoms of infection include diarrhea, malaise, excessive gas (often flatulence or a foul or sulphuric-tasting belch, which has been known to be so nauseating in taste that it can cause the infected person to vomit), steatorrhoea (pale, foul smelling, greasy stools), epigastric pain, bloating, nausea, diminished interest in food, possible (but rare) vomiting which is often violent, and weight loss. It usually causes "explosive diarrhea" and while unpleasant, is not fatal.

On January 07 2011 08:11 arb wrote:

dude if you need to puke it ALWAYS makes you feel better

On January 07 2011 06:25 Mora wrote:


While i was in Germany, i saw all those things happen simultaneously (minus the sneezing).

The guy's eyes were rolled into the back of his head and he was making a noise that you wouldn't suspect would come from a human.

edit - oh, just to note: i was not involved in that specific instance; just a passer-by.

On January 07 2011 09:58 Haemonculus wrote:
I'm assuming he was at a sex club or party of some sort.

I've seen folks pass out from orgasm. Always wanted to experience something that intense, t.t;

On January 07 2011 09:16 chobopeon wrote:


puking due to drinking is always the greatest thing ever

puking due to actual sickness can feel great or can feel like the most terrible thing ever

While i was in Germany, i saw all those things happen simultaneously (minus the sneezing).

On January 07 2011 12:05 CTStalker wrote:
i almost dare not ask, but... 4 guys literally at the same time?

also, i've got a friend who sneezes extremely loudly. while they may look satisfying, i think he takes too much artistic license in their delivery, since they can usually silence a room. normally i opt for 'bless you', but for him it's usually 'stfu dood'

On January 07 2011 08:11 arb wrote:

dude if you need to puke it ALWAYS makes you feel better

On January 07 2011 12:51 Kezzer wrote:

That is true, but the act of puking is terrible and uncomfortable. It's kind of like being suffocated by a giant dick in your mouth.

On January 07 2011 13:17 Krigwin wrote:
Wait, how does puking of all things feel good? The acid is burning you and stuff, man!

On January 07 2011 13:17 Krigwin wrote:
Wait, how does puking of all things feel good? The acid is burning you and stuff, man!

On January 07 2011 14:06 Railxp wrote:
this thread reminded me of this bash.org post:

#714672 +(4804)- [X]

<DW>So, I had to get a colonoscopy today
<DW>That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines
<Relentless>that's just great
<DW>Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it
<pyr0>which was...
<DW>I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this shit that would help clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I'm talking about rolling around on the floor punching shit severe
<DW>Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason
<DW>It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off
<Relentless>this wont end well
<DW>Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that's what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again. But since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while I'm in the can. So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I'm getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I'm about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get when you're going to puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I'm fucking lucky the sink is right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.
<DW>So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.
<DW>Yeah yesterday was not a good day :\
*LONG pause*
<pyr0>...
<Neo>what the fuck
<SSB>.....
<CT_Frog>o_o
<MMB>You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives

On January 07 2011 12:05 CTStalker wrote:
i almost dare not ask, but... 4 guys literally at the same time?

also, i've got a friend who sneezes extremely loudly. while they may look satisfying, i think he takes too much artistic license in their delivery, since they can usually silence a room. normally i opt for 'bless you', but for him it's usually 'stfu dood'

On January 07 2011 15:49 cArn- wrote:


lol I love doing that it makes it feel so much better and ppl around then look at you being like "you motherfucker I want to have that one too"

it seems like sneezing is contagious too lol, again don't know if it's just my feeling but when someone sneezes around I often times sneeze myself afterwarrds

On January 07 2011 21:56 SpoR wrote:
I remember hearing about people/a person who started to sneeze immediately after sex/orgasm and it wasn't just once but like a lot of sneezing. Might've been on loveline or something.

PS- It also mildly bothers me whenever someone says 'bless you' after I sneeze because it's so fucking dumb if you know the meaning and why people started saying it in the first place + Show Spoiler +. Plus I don't believe in god so it's like 'here take this shit, now where is my praise for helping you'. I never say anything, sometimes I shoot a wtf look at strangers.

On January 07 2011 21:56 SpoR wrote:
I remember hearing about people/a person who started to sneeze immediately after sex/orgasm and it wasn't just once but like a lot of sneezing. Might've been on loveline or something.

PS- It also mildly bothers me whenever someone says 'bless you' after I sneeze because it's so fucking dumb if you know the meaning and why people started saying it in the first place + Show Spoiler +. Plus I don't believe in god so it's like 'here take this shit, now where is my praise for helping you'. I never say anything, sometimes I shoot a wtf look at strangers.

On January 07 2011 22:46 chobopeon wrote:


get over it :p i dont believe in god but "bless you" is just a common courtesy. modern translation: are you sick? feel better soon!

the sort of atheist who would get offended over "bless you" after a sneeze is the worst kind

(this thread touches all subjects)

On January 07 2011 21:56 SpoR wrote:
I remember hearing about people/a person who started to sneeze immediately after sex/orgasm and it wasn't just once but like a lot of sneezing. Might've been on loveline or something.

PS- It also mildly bothers me whenever someone says 'bless you' after I sneeze because it's so fucking dumb if you know the meaning and why people started saying it in the first place + Show Spoiler +. Plus I don't believe in god so it's like 'here take this shit, now where is my praise for helping you'. I never say anything, sometimes I shoot a wtf look at strangers.

On January 07 2011 23:58 SpoR wrote:


If you're going to interpret it how you want then why can't I say; fuck and shit, wherever I want? Why can't people who say substitute the word 'fuck' for 'freak' be interpreted as saying fuck?

It's just a dumb, annoying, worthless saying and people expect you to give them thanks for saying it. I refuse, based soley on the fact that they don't have any idea why they are saying it or what it means.
Why don't we start drillin holes in crazy people's heads to let the demons out too while we're at it.

On January 07 2011 21:35 HeIios wrote:
The annoying part for me is when I sneeze I always spray so much gunk everywhere, it's like some people have normal sneezes and I just have to get rid of all my bodily fluids when I sneeze.

On January 08 2011 12:04 SpoR wrote:
You see what I mean? Everyone takes it personally when I disagree with a 'bless you'. I don't care what they are trying to do, I'd rather not hear it. It doesn't change anything. It's just superstitious babble. If you mean to say 'sorry hope you're not sick/don't get sick' then say it.

Regardless if you think it's just a common courtesy it perpetuates this religion based saying. Say something else.