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So, many many moons ago, (and i'm talking like 15 years or so) i heard that sneezing engages the same part of your brain as orgasms do. It was said, a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm.
This made sense to me as sneezing always felt great.
However, lately, my sneezing is out of control. It's not that I'm sneezing all the time... but when I do, it's almost like they're on viagra.
Seriously. Big and hard and fucking amazing (no innuendo intended).
Fantastic.
Anyone else have viagra sneezes?
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lol what
User was warned for this post
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If this thread stays open, I'm going to have fun reading.
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Sneezing feels so good >_>!
I could kinda understand.
An orgasm is working up to a climax, right? A sneeze is kinda like that too. XD!
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It's a thing. They're calling them bonersneezes, and they're rapidly sweeping across the Midwest.
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Being married to a gorgeous blond I can tell you that while sneezing is great, its not even close. I'll leave it at that...
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so if i sneezed 10 times would i be as satisfied as if i just had sex?
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sneezing is one of the great releases we have. pissing, puking (sometimes), poopin', cumming. these can all be quite magical.
thank you for your time
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I started constantly sneezing during sex once, it did not enhance the sexual experience.
I heard that about sneezing before too, but the same thing with pooping.
edit: wait what about foreplay that leads up to a good sneeze?
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Wouldn't it be nice to have three orgasms in a row like sneezing? And if sneezing were like orgasms, I'd be around pepper all the time. xD
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i heard sneezing while cumming is supposed to be amazzzzzzzzzzing
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On January 07 2011 06:02 Apocalyptic wrote: Being married to a gorgeous blond I can tell you that while sneezing is great, its not even close. I'll leave it at that...
With getting plowed by 4 guys for 4 hours last weekend, i can agree that it's not as good as sex.
But that's not really the point, is it?
Sitting at work, in the middle of writing documentation, it was a pleasant momentary escape of greatness.
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On January 07 2011 06:04 chobopeon wrote: sneezing is one of the great releases we have. pissing, puking (sometimes), poopin', cumming. these can all be quite magical.
thank you for your time
Imagine doing all of those at the same time...maybe thats the true meaning of enlightenment O_O
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So does this mean that for you, sneezing during sex is the greatest thing ever?
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Fuck that. I've had some annoying cold that gives me those terrible 5+ sneeze outbursts and I'm not enjoying myself. I've certainly racked up enough microgasms. This is bullshit.
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I don't think I've ever once found a sneeze enjoyable so I don't understand this at all.
Some other processes can be a nice release I admit but it's sorta like it feels good the way it feels good to stop banging your head against the wall.
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I hate sneezes where nothing comes out. You keep sneezing, and nothing comes out. Kinda like drinking from an empty soda can.
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Two words: vaginal clenching.
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On January 07 2011 06:16 Megaliskuu wrote:Show nested quote +On January 07 2011 06:04 chobopeon wrote: sneezing is one of the great releases we have. pissing, puking (sometimes), poopin', cumming. these can all be quite magical.
thank you for your time Imagine doing all of those at the same time...maybe thats the true meaning of enlightenment O_O
While i was in Germany, i saw all those things happen simultaneously (minus the sneezing).
The guy's eyes were rolled into the back of his head and he was making a noise that you wouldn't suspect would come from a human.
edit - oh, just to note: i was not involved in that specific instance; just a passer-by.
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