EPTSneezing and Orgasms - Page 3
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cArn-
Korea (South)824 Posts
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On January 07 2011 07:05 cArn- wrote: shit I was just about to lose a sneeze and raised my head, didn't do anything, turned the light on and let it to my nose => insta sneeze, that's really the light (or mb heat) , wtf i've heard that it's squinting. The brighter the light the more you squint. i've tried to test this to no avail. | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On January 07 2011 06:37 Krigwin wrote: To add to this wonderful thread, I've heard that sneezing (or was it coughing?) causes temporary clenching of the muscles in the rectum. I'll let your imagination take the reins of coming up with possible applications of that knowledge from here. i don't know about sneezing or coughing, but gagging certainly does. :[ | ||
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9175 Posts
On January 07 2011 06:25 Mora wrote: While i was in Germany, i saw all those things happen simultaneously (minus the sneezing). The guy's eyes were rolled into the back of his head and he was making a noise that you wouldn't suspect would come from a human. edit - oh, just to note: i was not involved in that specific instance; just a passer-by. I'm pretty sure pissing and cumming simultaneously is physically impossible for a guy. Regardless I'm glad I only have the mental image to deal with. | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On January 07 2011 07:15 Scarecrow wrote: I'm pretty sure pissing and cumming simultaneously is physically impossible for a guy. Regardless I'm glad I only have the mental image to deal with. Hmmm... that might well be true, but i think i may done it before. It certainly felt like it! edit - you can test it yourself! all you need to do is practice sounding (though it may take a few months). It's tight. | ||
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
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surfinbird1
Germany999 Posts
On January 07 2011 06:45 cArn- wrote: I feel really bad for you you're missing one of those awesome things in life. Ever since I was a child when I was about to sneeze I was always trying to push it by making light come into my nose. And yeah I know how it sounds lol, but whenever I looked at the sun in a way the beams go into my nose it was insta sneeze, same with light bulbs or whatever source of light (the more powerful source the better ofc), and I always thought it was because of the light or the heat lol, but I think it's more because I was raising my head. Anyone knows what exactly does this ? It will solve a long time childhood mystery I've never looked into :D If i remember correctly it is because the optic nerve is close to some other nerve that controls sneezing. I read something like that on Wikipedia once but I cant find the article right now. Edit: There we go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex | ||
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chobopeon
United States7342 Posts
On January 07 2011 07:28 HeavOnEarth wrote: i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, and then i don't. Its like 3%!#$%!142 i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, piss, poop, puke or cum and then dont. it's like !@#@!#$ | ||
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BaltA
Norway849 Posts
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zobz
Canada2175 Posts
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Schmieds
United States312 Posts
Now get back to work Mora! I want balance. | ||
tree.hugger
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
On January 07 2011 06:02 Apocalyptic wrote: Being married to a gorgeous blond I can tell you that while sneezing is great, its not even close. I'll leave it at that... I understand, it's even better if she sneezes. | ||
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cArn-
Korea (South)824 Posts
On January 07 2011 07:31 surfinbird1 wrote: If i remember correctly it is because the optic nerve is close to some other nerve that controls sneezing. I read something like that on Wikipedia once but I cant find the article right now. Edit: There we go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photic_sneeze_reflex oh thanks that's awesome :D On January 07 2011 07:39 chobopeon wrote: i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, piss, poop, puke or cum and then dont. it's like !@#@!#$ guess that's also true when ure about to get laid, and then don't | ||
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LittLeD
Sweden7973 Posts
then what is farting? | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
On January 07 2011 06:04 chobopeon wrote: sneezing is one of the great releases we have. pissing, puking (sometimes), poopin', cumming. these can all be quite magical. thank you for your time dude if you need to puke it ALWAYS makes you feel better | ||
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SuperJongMan
Jamaica11586 Posts
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kerpal
United Kingdom2695 Posts
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
On January 07 2011 07:28 HeavOnEarth wrote: i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, and then i don't. Its like 3%!#$%!142 worst thing ever man | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On January 07 2011 07:55 Schmieds wrote: This reminds me of when I need to fart and sneeze, but then I can't hold the sneeze and do both at the same time. Er, not that I cum when I sneeze, if that make sense. Now get back to work Mora! I want balance. i browse while numerous programs load. i just finished writing the release notes for the next build! you guys should be [mostly] happy!  except for a few things that i broke in the process. lol | ||
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Torenhire
United States11681 Posts
On January 07 2011 08:11 arb wrote: dude if you need to puke it ALWAYS makes you feel better I dunno about that, man. Alright, story time. Gather round kiddies. Somehow on a two-week mountain trip, I managed to contract Giardia. Worst time of my life, seriously. I've had embarassing things happen, I've done stupid shit, I've fallen out of a building and broke a lot of my body, but the time I spent with my little parasite buddy was the WORST. For those who aren't familiar, Giardia is a parasite that lives inside your small intestines. + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Giardia_lamblia_SEM_8698_lores.jpg/220px-Giardia_lamblia_SEM_8698_lores.jpg) Isn't he cute? He uses the little suction cup thingy to latch onto your colon and make you regret living. Here's some of the symptoms of Giardia! Symptoms of infection include diarrhea, malaise, excessive gas (often flatulence or a foul or sulphuric-tasting belch, which has been known to be so nauseating in taste that it can cause the infected person to vomit), steatorrhoea (pale, foul smelling, greasy stools), epigastric pain, bloating, nausea, diminished interest in food, possible (but rare) vomiting which is often violent, and weight loss. It usually causes "explosive diarrhea" and while unpleasant, is not fatal. Okay, I bolded the parts that REALLY make it bad. a) foul-tasting belch doesn't do it justice. Picture a fart where you almost shit yourself but coming out as a burp instead. Usually causes B. b) Okay, the best way to describe this would be... I felt like a freaking anaconda trying to un-swallow a pig. Absolutely no exaggeration. c) Not fatal, but you will wish it was. Explosive diarrhea + the hurling described above often happened AT THE SAME TIME. I had to stay at the hospital for a while when first being treated and I had a nurse that had to stay with me and had to keep the toilet flushed as I was shitting my brains out. I was too busy throwing up the last twenty-ish years of my life to make sure I didn't over-flow the toilet with what was exploding out of me. Long story short, arb, throwing up did not make me feel any better. | ||
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