So, many many moons ago, (and i'm talking like 15 years or so) i heard that sneezing engages the same part of your brain as orgasms do. It was said, a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm.

This made sense to me as sneezing always felt great.

However, lately, my sneezing is out of control. It's not that I'm sneezing all the time... but when I do, it's almost like they're on viagra.

Seriously. Big and hard and fucking amazing (no innuendo intended).

Fantastic.

Anyone else have viagra sneezes?

tube

United States1475 Posts

January 06 2011 20:55 GMT

lol
what

User was warned for this post

Pandain

United States12979 Posts

January 06 2011 20:55 GMT

If this thread stays open, I'm going to have fun reading.

Raeleigh

Canada902 Posts

January 06 2011 20:56 GMT

Sneezing feels so good >_>!

I could kinda understand.

An orgasm is working up to a climax, right?
A sneeze is kinda like that too. XD!

Zim23

United States1681 Posts

January 06 2011 21:02 GMT

It's a thing. They're calling them bonersneezes, and they're rapidly sweeping across the Midwest.

Apocalyptic

United States131 Posts

January 06 2011 21:02 GMT

Being married to a gorgeous blond I can tell you that while sneezing is great, its not even close. I'll leave it at that...

Foreplay

United States1154 Posts

January 06 2011 21:04 GMT

so if i sneezed 10 times would i be as satisfied as if i just had sex?

chobopeon

United States7342 Posts

January 06 2011 21:04 GMT

sneezing is one of the great releases we have. pissing, puking (sometimes), poopin', cumming. these can all be quite magical.

thank you for your time

CheAse

Canada919 Posts

January 06 2011 21:05 GMT

I started constantly sneezing during sex once, it did not enhance the sexual experience.

I heard that about sneezing before too, but the same thing with pooping.

edit: wait what about foreplay that leads up to a good sneeze?

andiCR

Costa Rica2273 Posts

January 06 2011 21:06 GMT

#10

wtf lol

sneezy orgasms?

mizU

United States12125 Posts

January 06 2011 21:11 GMT

#11

Wouldn't it be nice to have three orgasms in a row like sneezing?
And if sneezing were like orgasms, I'd be around pepper all the time. xD

Yogurt

United States4258 Posts

January 06 2011 21:14 GMT

#12

i heard sneezing while cumming is supposed to be amazzzzzzzzzzing

Mora

Canada5235 Posts

January 06 2011 21:15 GMT

#13

On January 07 2011 06:02 Apocalyptic wrote:
Being married to a gorgeous blond I can tell you that while sneezing is great, its not even close. I'll leave it at that...

With getting plowed by 4 guys for 4 hours last weekend, i can agree that it's not as good as sex.

But that's not really the point, is it?

Sitting at work, in the middle of writing documentation, it was a pleasant momentary escape of greatness.

Megaliskuu

United States5123 Posts

January 06 2011 21:16 GMT

#14

On January 07 2011 06:04 chobopeon wrote:
sneezing is one of the great releases we have. pissing, puking (sometimes), poopin', cumming. these can all be quite magical.

thank you for your time

Imagine doing all of those at the same time...maybe thats the true meaning of enlightenment O_O

Zeri

United States773 Posts

January 06 2011 21:16 GMT

#15

So does this mean that for you, sneezing during sex is the greatest thing ever?

QuanticHawk

United States32021 Posts

January 06 2011 21:19 GMT

#16

Fuck that. I've had some annoying cold that gives me those terrible 5+ sneeze outbursts and I'm not enjoying myself. I've certainly racked up enough microgasms. This is bullshit.

micronesia

United States24483 Posts

January 06 2011 21:20 GMT

#17

I don't think I've ever once found a sneeze enjoyable so I don't understand this at all.

Some other processes can be a nice release I admit but it's sorta like it feels good the way it feels good to stop banging your head against the wall.

Archaic

United States4024 Posts

January 06 2011 21:21 GMT

#18

I hate sneezes where nothing comes out. You keep sneezing, and nothing comes out. Kinda like drinking from an empty soda can.

butter

United States785 Posts

January 06 2011 21:25 GMT

#19

Two words: vaginal clenching.

Mora

Canada5235 Posts

January 06 2011 21:25 GMT

#20

On January 07 2011 06:16 Megaliskuu wrote:

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Imagine doing all of those at the same time...maybe thats the true meaning of enlightenment O_O

While i was in Germany, i saw all those things happen simultaneously (minus the sneezing).

The guy's eyes were rolled into the back of his head and he was making a noise that you wouldn't suspect would come from a human.

edit - oh, just to note: i was not involved in that specific instance; just a passer-by.