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SlyinZ
Profile Joined August 2010
France199 Posts
December 29 2010 13:19 GMT
#21
Tell your boss that you needed time to help homeless peoples or stuff like this, because winter is hard.

sry for my engrish
Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
December 29 2010 13:53 GMT
#22
Why would your boss care at all where you went on vacation?
I asume you didn't have to hand over your travelplans when asking to take your vacation days?
If you told him your parents were going to Mexico and that you would like to take your vacation in that period it's his fault for asuming you were going to go with them. Simply tell him he misunderstood when you get back. No lying neccessary.
Life is to give and take. You take a vacation and you give to the poor.
annul
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2841 Posts
December 29 2010 15:32 GMT
#23
tell him you got captured by drug lords and had to make a daring escape on the last day
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44312 Posts
December 29 2010 15:35 GMT
#24
Tell him that his daughter wouldn't let you out of the bedroom for the entire vacation.

+ Show Spoiler +
I figure if you're silly enough to lie in the first place, you might be silly enough to just go ahead and say something like this.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
dahornnn
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom395 Posts
December 29 2010 15:42 GMT
#25
tell him you got so drunk you were bangin bitchez all night long and got alcohol poisoning for the rest of the trip!
hes gotta believe :o?
Meepman
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada610 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-30 00:36:32
December 30 2010 00:33 GMT
#26
Tell your boss the CIA called you in to help with a case, and that if you give him any more answers, you'll have to kill him with your years of martial arts training. When he doesn't believe you, and keeps asking questions, kill him and make him an example.
MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
December 30 2010 01:47 GMT
#27
I'm your boss... Come to my office please... Thank you
wooozy
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3813 Posts
December 30 2010 02:12 GMT
#28
why does he even need to know where you went?
forgotten0ne
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States951 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-30 02:42:06
December 30 2010 02:38 GMT
#29
+ Show Spoiler [The Sick Truth] +
Tell your boss you woke up the night before, and there was a flash of light in the sky. You walked over to your window, and saw a meteor coming down. At this point you quickly ran outside, and got in your car in search of the meteor. Upon arrival, you found a UFO crash-landing site, and began to inspect the area. Mid-inspection, an alien snuck up from behind, and captured you. He took you deep into the forest where the other aliens had gathered, and they proceeded to perform countless tests on you. After shoving a countless number of objects into your anus, they finally released you into the wild, where you wandered for countless hours dazed and confused. When you finally found a road, a car drove by, and decided to yield and stop to your waving arms. You got into the car, and a nun was driving. You proclaimed thanks to the lord, but it turns out that the girl was only wearing a costume. She drove you to her rape dungeon, where she proceeded to shove more objects and animals into your anus. When you were finally released a week later, she had drugged you, and you really had to poop. You stumbled your way to town, and found your way to a toilet. When you sat down, you fell into the toilet, and were immediately teleported to sewer lair of a giant rat colony. They all gathered food from your body, by using your ass as a tunnel, and when all the food they needed to gather was removed, carried you in a pack to the water, where you washed away down stream. Upon awaking (you had passed out earlier, partly due to intoxication, partly due to 15+ rats inside of you), you were in a sewer collection facility near your house. You crawled your way out, and made your way home. All you wanted to do at that point was go to bed, and wake up from this dream. When you got into your room, there was a group of drunken gay robbers having an orgy on your bed, and they dragged you into it, at one point using you for all of them. They finally left, taking all of your belongings with them, and you passed out in your bed, knowing you had to work the next day.


Or, you know, you didn't feel like going.
"Well it’s obvious that these Terran gamers are just extremely gifted when it comes to RTS games" -Ret, in regards to the first months of SC2
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
December 30 2010 03:06 GMT
#30
On December 29 2010 18:58 Rainmaker5 wrote:
you got sick in mexico and couldn't really head out. done

This is probably the best lie you can do. As others have asid, if he asks how you got sick or something, just say it was food poisoning that left you feeling ill for several days.
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
December 30 2010 03:56 GMT
#31
tell him that you stacked fire resistance charms in your inventory
Zlasher
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States9129 Posts
December 30 2010 04:08 GMT
#32
On December 29 2010 19:18 Liquid`Zephyr wrote:
say you drank the water and were sick


I was gonna say this, its pretty common for this to happen from what I've heard, just say you got sick early on and didn't head out much
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eLiE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1039 Posts
December 30 2010 04:20 GMT
#33
It appears no one practices good skin protection here. Say you don't want cancer from the sun and wore long sleeve clothing and floppy hats.

Like this BAMF

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How's the weather down there?
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
December 30 2010 05:21 GMT
#34
I went to Mexico and didn't get a tan. It gets cloudy sometimes. I don't even fucking notice when people get tans or not you shouldn't have to say anything. Is this a troll blog?
cz
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3249 Posts
December 30 2010 05:32 GMT
#35
Why do you care what your boss thinks you do on your vacation?
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