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kcaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada387 Posts
December 29 2010 09:38 GMT
#1
So I've been really tired lately, and my parents are finally leaving for mexico for the next few months so I want a vacation! I already have the 10 days off I wanted, but my boss thinks I'm going to mexico as well. So I need to come up with a sly lie to give to my boss when I 'return' tanless. Anyone have any suggestions on how I can get off scott free?

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god deezy yo
Profile Joined November 2010
49 Posts
December 29 2010 09:45 GMT
#2
tell him you are stupid
Essbee
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada2371 Posts
December 29 2010 09:46 GMT
#3
Tell him that you went somewhere like Finland .
Reason.SC2
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1047 Posts
December 29 2010 09:53 GMT
#4
Why don't you just go to a tanning salon a few times.
Rainmaker5
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1027 Posts
December 29 2010 09:58 GMT
#5
you got sick in mexico and couldn't really head out. done
(-_(-_(-_(^_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-)_-) CJ Fighting! "Beer -> soju -> whisky is a terrible build"~~ Scrarecrow.
BasedSwag
Profile Joined April 2010
Algeria418 Posts
December 29 2010 09:59 GMT
#6
Tell him you don't tan?..
storm44
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
1293 Posts
December 29 2010 09:59 GMT
#7
Just say you didn't go out much doesn't seem very hard
djcube
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States985 Posts
December 29 2010 10:02 GMT
#8
Why do you even need to lie to your boss. Why can't you just tell him you're not going to Mexico. You already have the 10 days off.
krzych113
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United Kingdom547 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-29 10:04:48
December 29 2010 10:04 GMT
#9
tell him you got the worst vacation ever as your ticket was lost, cause you'd caught something like diaria and your parents had to gone without you, and then you got to spent like 3 days in a closet Alone..
vek
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia936 Posts
December 29 2010 10:07 GMT
#10
Tell him porn did it.
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
December 29 2010 10:15 GMT
#11
Show off the number of StarCraft II games.
Liquid`Zephyr
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States996 Posts
December 29 2010 10:18 GMT
#12
say you drank the water and were sick
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0tso
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden67 Posts
December 29 2010 10:41 GMT
#13
Tell him you were tanning really hard without sun lotion and on your last day it all flaked off.

If u go to a tanning salon for like one session I bet he'd buy it.
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Grebliv
Profile Joined May 2006
Iceland800 Posts
December 29 2010 10:53 GMT
#14
imagine the awkwardness if your boss turns out to be a tl goer.
ESV Mapmaking!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 29 2010 11:04 GMT
#15
On December 29 2010 19:02 djcube wrote:
Why do you even need to lie to your boss. Why can't you just tell him you're not going to Mexico. You already have the 10 days off.


lol yea ..this
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XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
December 29 2010 11:30 GMT
#16
Say you spent most of the time enjoying the nightlife, and when you did go out in the day were careful to put sunscreen on as you didn't want to potentially burn, ruining the experience.

OR tell him that you contain the genetic material for the next stage of evolution, that the ubermansch was not a philosophical postulation but a direct prophecy heralding you coming. You do not tan, you do not sleep, when you walk past fridges small magnetic decorations fly off and cling to your aura, even if the fridge had no magnets on it. Any closet you walk in becomes a portal to Narnia, when you blink clothing stips itself from the bodies of mere females, and when you run the speed of earths rotation increases just to match your power.

I'd go with option 1, but 2 has it's benefits
Adonai bless
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
December 29 2010 11:39 GMT
#17
Tell your boss you're a vampire.
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Or a SC nerd.
Both don't tan anyway.
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dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1437 Posts
December 29 2010 12:08 GMT
#18
KISS


Don't lie. Least problems?


If this is impossible, then just say you were sick throughout and had to stay in most of the time. No need to make elaborate lies or anything.




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VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
December 29 2010 12:32 GMT
#19
You could always tell him it's winter...duh.
Why?
hypercube
Profile Joined April 2010
Hungary2735 Posts
December 29 2010 12:44 GMT
#20
Just send him a link to this thread and tell him to pick his favourite.
"Sending people in rockets to other planets is a waste of money better spent on sending rockets into people on this planet."
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