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Help me lie to my boss
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If u go to a tanning salon for like one session I bet he'd buy it. | ||
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alffla
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On December 29 2010 19:02 djcube wrote: Why do you even need to lie to your boss. Why can't you just tell him you're not going to Mexico. You already have the 10 days off. lol yea ..this | ||
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XeliN
United Kingdom1755 Posts
OR tell him that you contain the genetic material for the next stage of evolution, that the ubermansch was not a philosophical postulation but a direct prophecy heralding you coming. You do not tan, you do not sleep, when you walk past fridges small magnetic decorations fly off and cling to your aura, even if the fridge had no magnets on it. Any closet you walk in becomes a portal to Narnia, when you blink clothing stips itself from the bodies of mere females, and when you run the speed of earths rotation increases just to match your power. I'd go with option 1, but 2 has it's benefits | ||
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endy
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+ Show Spoiler + Or a SC nerd. Both don't tan anyway. | ||
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dogabutila
United States1438 Posts
Don't lie. Least problems? If this is impossible, then just say you were sick throughout and had to stay in most of the time. No need to make elaborate lies or anything. | ||
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