KawaiiRice Rap

KawaiiRice is a master with his mice,
If you’re a terran you should ask him for some advice.
He is the Asian master of OSU,
He beats on Koreans even if their gosu.

Kawaii aint no lucky roller of the dice,
His endless skill will not suffice.

He will own you with his siege tank splice,
You can try and beat him, but he will own you once, twice, or thrice.

Team liquid can’t own this Asian,
Not even idra the Caucasian,
Or even the IRS for tax evasion.

Mizuki Nana screams his name
Every time Kawaii plays this video game
A fan girl yells out “we love you kwong”
then she throws him her thong.

I think its ok to proclaim,
That he puts every terran to shame.
Some day he will be in the hall of fame,
Or even have a fan site with his own domain.

StarCraft two is a way of life
KawaiiRice will win every strife.
He is the master of supply depot pushups
And he does work while the ladies take closeups.

You can’t bag on my dawg he is the greatest alive,
Pshh dude you can’t even survive.
Banshees raising hell up in your base,
While marauders get up all in your face.

You can try to cheese him but it just won’t work,
So c’mon man just wipe off that smirk.
You’re going to have to rework your strat
If you want to beat kawaii in combat.


Rap by: Illusion. (UCR CSL FTW)