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Illusion.
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States348 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 01:11:09
August 27 2010 00:17 GMT
#1
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KawaiiRice is a master with his mice,
If you’re a terran you should ask him for some advice.
He is the Asian master of OSU,
He beats on Koreans even if their gosu.

Kawaii aint no lucky roller of the dice,
His endless skill will not suffice.

He will own you with his siege tank splice,
You can try and beat him, but he will own you once, twice, or thrice.

Team liquid can’t own this Asian,
Not even idra the Caucasian,
Or even the IRS for tax evasion.

Mizuki Nana screams his name
Every time Kawaii plays this video game
A fan girl yells out “we love you kwong”
then she throws him her thong.

I think its ok to proclaim,
That he puts every terran to shame.
Some day he will be in the hall of fame,
Or even have a fan site with his own domain.

StarCraft two is a way of life
KawaiiRice will win every strife.
He is the master of supply depot pushups
And he does work while the ladies take closeups.

You can’t bag on my dawg he is the greatest alive,
Pshh dude you can’t even survive.
Banshees raising hell up in your base,
While marauders get up all in your face.

You can try to cheese him but it just won’t work,
So c’mon man just wipe off that smirk.
You’re going to have to rework your strat
If you want to beat kawaii in combat.


Rap by: Illusion. (UCR CSL FTW)


****
STORK FOR LIFE.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 27 2010 00:19 GMT
#2
BUKKIT! my hero
can we get someone to sing this + beat and post?
maybe kawaii himself?
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
August 27 2010 00:29 GMT
#3
Adrian
Gaydrian
Can't get Laidrian
...am I doing this right?
Illusion.
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States348 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 00:31:38
August 27 2010 00:30 GMT
#4
On August 27 2010 09:29 Saracen wrote:
Adrian
Gaydrian
Can't get Laidrian
...am I doing this right?

Dont hate Saracen, we all cant be good writers like you...

besides i like my ABABABABABAB rhyme scheme.
more like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STORK FOR LIFE.
Ursadon-n-Pals
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States928 Posts
August 27 2010 00:31 GMT
#5
Mizuki Nana should sing this.
Nothing worth having comes easy.
Primadog
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4411 Posts
August 27 2010 00:34 GMT
#6
i died a little inside...
Thank God and gunrun.
Entropic
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2837 Posts
August 27 2010 00:34 GMT
#7
On August 27 2010 09:31 Ursadon-n-Pals wrote:
Mizuki Nana should sing this.


Oh god. Kawaii should get super gosu, win some big SC2 tournament and in the winner's interview give a big shoutout to Nana.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
August 27 2010 00:38 GMT
#8
So he will get big livestream traffic
When you look at demographic

KawaiiRice playing statistic
Make big future look ballistic

Speed of KawaiiRice growth stock
Put US players into shock

huge points for getting the reference
Cedstick
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada3336 Posts
August 27 2010 00:42 GMT
#9
Kawaii deserves better flow than this shit.
"What does Rivington do when he's not commentating?" "Drool." ~ Categorist
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
August 27 2010 00:48 GMT
#10
On August 27 2010 09:19 StorrZerg wrote:
BUKKIT! my hero
can we get someone to sing this + beat and post?
maybe kawaii himself?


I would buy u dinner if u get Adrian to sing this.
Illusion.
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States348 Posts
August 27 2010 01:06 GMT
#11
On August 27 2010 09:42 Cedstick wrote:
Kawaii deserves better flow than this shit.

dont hate man...not cool.
STORK FOR LIFE.
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
August 27 2010 01:11 GMT
#12
Will someone make me a KawaiiRice desktop wallpaper ?
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/proxywolf
TL+ Member
Laerties
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States361 Posts
August 27 2010 01:20 GMT
#13
Some one needs to sing this.......it must be done.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9791 Posts
August 27 2010 02:08 GMT
#14
lol the fact that theres almost no flow just adds to it XD
boomer hands
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
August 27 2010 03:03 GMT
#15
This is great but Osu! doesn't rhyme with Gosu...
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Ursadon-n-Pals
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States928 Posts
August 27 2010 03:30 GMT
#16
On August 27 2010 12:03 Loser777 wrote:
This is great but Osu! doesn't rhyme with Gosu...


How does it not O_o?
Nothing worth having comes easy.
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
August 27 2010 03:31 GMT
#17
It does O_O
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
August 27 2010 03:34 GMT
#18
It's like desu... you don't pronounce the u...

UNLESS I HAVE IT TOTALLY WRONG

ignore what I am saying then
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Shana
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Indonesia1814 Posts
August 27 2010 04:04 GMT
#19
yes, you don't pronounce the 'u' on osu and desu

well, nobody cares anyway....
Believing in what lies ahead. | That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
August 27 2010 04:44 GMT
#20
On August 27 2010 09:29 Saracen wrote:
Adrian
Gaydrian
Can't get Laidrian
...am I doing this right?

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

+ Show Spoiler +
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAH


Better than op imho. Nice op though.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Never.Die
Profile Joined March 2010
Japan189 Posts
August 27 2010 05:14 GMT
#21
loool funny rap man, I'll paypal Kawaiirice 50 dollars if he sings and records this :D
Illusion.
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States348 Posts
August 27 2010 06:05 GMT
#22
On August 27 2010 14:14 Setsuna. wrote:
loool funny rap man, I'll paypal Kawaiirice 50 dollars if he sings and records this :D


i think he considered it on the stream.
STORK FOR LIFE.
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
August 27 2010 17:54 GMT
#23
Hah, nicely written. KawaiiRice ftw.
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
Astrogation
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States477 Posts
August 27 2010 19:17 GMT
#24
sugoiiii
Illusion.
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States348 Posts
August 29 2010 02:07 GMT
#25
working on a master version hopefully more flow
STORK FOR LIFE.
Wolf
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)3290 Posts
August 29 2010 06:34 GMT
#26
Yeah, osu! rhymes with "pose", basically. Doesn't rhyme with "gosu", haha.
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/proxywolf
TL+ Member
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
August 29 2010 06:38 GMT
#27
On August 29 2010 15:34 Wolf wrote:
Yeah, osu! rhymes with "pose", basically. Doesn't rhyme with "gosu", haha.

Thank you... I was questioning my sanity -.-;
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