• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 15:39
CEST 21:39
KST 04:39
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Maestros of the Game: Week 1/Play-in Preview1[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt2: Take-Off7[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt1: Runway132v2 & SC: Evo Complete: Weekend Double Feature4Team Liquid Map Contest #21 - Presented by Monster Energy9
Community News
Weekly Cups (Aug 18-24): herO dethrones MaxPax6Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris34Weekly Cups (Aug 11-17): MaxPax triples again!13Weekly Cups (Aug 4-10): MaxPax wins a triple6SC2's Safe House 2 - October 18 & 195
StarCraft 2
General
Maestros of the Game: Week 1/Play-in Preview BoxeR's Wings Episode 2 - Fan Translation Greatest Players of All Time: 2025 Update A Eulogy for the Six Pool #1: Maru - Greatest Players of All Time
Tourneys
LiuLi Cup - August 2025 Tournaments $5,000 WardiTV Summer Championship 2025 Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris $5,100+ SEL Season 2 Championship (SC: Evo) Esports World Cup 2025
Strategy
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 488 What Goes Around Mutation # 487 Think Fast Mutation # 486 Watch the Skies Mutation # 485 Death from Below
Brood War
General
Post ASL20 Ro24 discussion. BW General Discussion No Rain in ASL20? BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Recent recommended BW games
Tourneys
[ASL20] Ro24 Group F [ASL20] Ro24 Group E [IPSL] CSLAN Review and CSLPRO Reimagined! [ASL20] Ro24 Group D
Strategy
Muta micro map competition Simple Questions, Simple Answers Fighting Spirit mining rates [G] Mineral Boosting
Other Games
General Games
Mechabellum Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread General RTS Discussion Thread Dawn of War IV
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread The year 2050
Fan Clubs
INnoVation Fan Club SKT1 Classic Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread High temperatures on bridge(s) Gtx660 graphics card replacement
TL Community
The Automated Ban List TeamLiquid Team Shirt On Sale
Blogs
Lemme tell you a thing o…
JoinTheRain
How Culture and Conflict Imp…
TrAiDoS
RTS Design in Hypercoven
a11
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
INDEPENDIENTE LA CTM
XenOsky
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1748 users

License Test

Blogs > vlaric
Post a Reply
1 2 Next All
vlaric
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States412 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-22 17:56:17
June 22 2010 17:55 GMT
#1
I wake up at 6:00 AM, with somnolence still weighing heavily down upon my eyelids. "In three hours, I'll have my license!", I thought, and headed back to sleep- my alarm would wake me later on.

At 7:45, my father awakes me with his usual curt tone:

"Get ready now. We're leaving at 8:30."

I take my shower and get dressed up. Ten minutes till departure, and it should take about an hour before we get to the DMV for the driving test appointment at 9:30. Hurriedly, I rush down the stairs and nuke some spam, mac and cheese, and a croissant, scarfing it all down quickly as I fill my mug with water. After eating, I rush down to the car and we head off.

9:32 - we arrive at the DMV office, two minutes late. "Hopefully they'll allow us at least five minutes to be late," I thought. As soon as the car is parked, I rush into the building and ask a person standing near the appointment section if he's waiting in line. He tells me that there's no line for appointments, and I turn around and face the counter. There's a portly and seemingly kind lady sitting behind it, and I tell her I have an appointment.

"Your name, please?"

I tell her my name, going through the letters of my surname individually to prevent any more time being wasted.

"Your appointment was at 9:00... you're 30 minutes late."

Me:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


DMV:
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


I scheduled that shit three weeks ago: June 22 @ 9:30 AM. That's what it said on the website.

It seems that everyone has had a bad experience with the DMV one way or another, and I guess it was only a matter of time until I had mine.

TL;DR: FUCK YOU CA DMV WHEN YOU SAY 9:30 ON YOUR DAMN SITE THEN GIVE ME A 9:30 APPOINTMENT DAMNIT

Wannabe zerg player
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9562 Posts
June 22 2010 18:08 GMT
#2
Exact same thing happened to me. Sons of bitches made me pay a fine for being late too. I complained to the director, and after a short talk with his employee and with my printed out paper that said clearly "10h30 a.m." instead of the bullshit 9 a.m. the desk clerk tried to BS me into, they said it is clearly their fault, but the law says I have to pay the fine anyway. Motherfuckers lol. I payed the 35 euro fine in addition to my fucking DT exam price, and walking out the door with my official "passed" paper I flipped the bird at the desk clerk on my way out.
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
June 22 2010 18:10 GMT
#3
the california DMV gave me the wrong registration stickers. I got. 75.00 ticket for it.
I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
vlaric
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States412 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-22 18:17:58
June 22 2010 18:12 GMT
#4
On June 23 2010 03:08 Latham wrote:
I payed the 35 euro fine in addition to my fucking DT exam price, and walking out the door with my official "passed" paper I flipped the bird at the desk clerk on my way out.


LOL hahhaha nice. Man how come all DMVs seem to suck so hard? I don't think I've ever heard anyone tell me about an enjoyable experience at the DMV.

EDIT: v I stand corrected. I hope I get an instructor like that lol
Wannabe zerg player
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
June 22 2010 18:16 GMT
#5
heh. first time i went to take the test i did fine and when i was pulling back into the parking lot i stopped for a pedestrian and waved them to come across. when the guy was about 3/4ths of the way across i took my foot off the brake and slowly started rolling forward. there was no way i was gonna hit the guy cuz he was like 10+ ft away, but that was an automatic fail. that sucked.

second time i took it in oakland right next to the coliseum in a pretty bad neighborhood. i had this hilarious huge black lady as my tester. when we left the dmv she started texting on her phone. after that we talked for like 5 mins about how i should not be nervous and she talked about her job at the dmv. i also had to make kind of a quick stop at a yellow light cuz i didn't want to speed through an intersection on my drivers test and she was like "WTF U ALMOST GAVE ME WHIPLASH. INSTANT FAIL... just kidding." then when i got back to the dmv we parked and i asked her if i passed. she just said "no..." and handed me my sheet. then in the top right it was like mistakes: 1 then it had the pass box checked off. i was like "WTF i believed you" and she just kept laughing at me and then left haha.
UNFUCK YOURSELF
HudsonK
Profile Joined December 2009
China172 Posts
June 22 2010 18:20 GMT
#6
zzz. dont worry. first time i went to attempt license test, i didnt fucken fill out the 40 hour teen parent driving log correctly with all "S" in the blanks. (S stands for satisfactory), so the lady at the counter said i couldnt take it and had to reschedule, and the next available was 1 month later..... So i'm taking it 7/6 >.>
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
June 22 2010 18:21 GMT
#7
Never go to the DMV expecting things to turn out happily. Things there just... ugh. It's showering in battery acid. I'm sorry you had a bad experience... welcome to the club.

(It's a big club)
Sup.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
June 22 2010 18:23 GMT
#8
Here it's called the SAAQ.

1- Have to wait in line even if you have an appointment
2- You're added to the queue after the line

If your appointment is at 10:30, you have to get there at like 10 to wait in line. At 10:30, the line is over; you give your name. You go sit in the waiting room. At freaking 12:30, it's your turn. The lady whispers your name so you have to squint your eyes and read her lips because if she says your name and you don't hear it, she probably already dislikes you and won't let you pass.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25981 Posts
June 22 2010 18:24 GMT
#9
On June 23 2010 03:08 Latham wrote:
they said it is clearly their fault, but the law says I have to pay the fine anyway.

Heh there is no way that is true (not that he said that but that you have to pay it). A lot of times in this situation it's unfortunately easier to just pay and be done with it, like you did, than argue and delay.
I paid $100 for not moving my car when the parking garage was being cleaned. I'm not even sure what the $100 was covering, since I didn't really incur any expense to them except maybe the little inconvenience of not powerwashing my car, but I didn't have the strength to bother fighting it.
Moderator
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9562 Posts
June 22 2010 18:30 GMT
#10
On June 23 2010 03:24 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 23 2010 03:08 Latham wrote:
they said it is clearly their fault, but the law says I have to pay the fine anyway.

Heh there is no way that is true (not that he said that but that you have to pay it). A lot of times in this situation it's unfortunately easier to just pay and be done with it, like you did, than argue and delay.
I paid $100 for not moving my car when the parking garage was being cleaned. I'm not even sure what the $100 was covering, since I didn't really incur any expense to them except maybe the little inconvenience of not powerwashing my car, but I didn't have the strength to bother fighting it.


Yeah exactly, I knew it was bullshit but I just wanted to get my driving exam over with for the day, and I didn't want to go to court for 35 euros ;/. After the exam, I just felt emotionally drained and didn't feel like arguing the point any further so I "F U"ed the clerk and walked out a free man.
For the curse of life is the curse of want. PC = https://be.pcpartpicker.com/list/4JknvV
vlaric
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States412 Posts
June 22 2010 18:33 GMT
#11
Just tried to schedule a new appointment for a driving test on both the website and phone:

"We are unable to schedule a behind-the-wheel driving test Appointment for you Online. Please call 1-800-777-0133 for drive test appointment information."

Phone:
"DMV service is unavailable etc..."

Awesome.
Wannabe zerg player
Dukat
Profile Joined April 2009
United States235 Posts
June 22 2010 18:45 GMT
#12
Took me 3 tries to pass my driving test. First time I failed because a pedestrian was hidden behind a parked car and I didn't see them in time to stop and I yielded for too long (wtf?). Second time I had an asshole who said at the start of my test that he didn't want to be in my town doing the testing. (Don't have a DMV office directly in town, testing is done out of the American Legion hall.) So I knew with that guy that even if I drove perfectly I'd be failing. Third time I took the test, it was a hot day out so I had my car's A/C on, had a female tester, and tested in an area I wasn't familiar with. Drove just as I did on the first test, and passed. And that test was done out of a DMV office! Fuck remote testing sites and asshole testers who don't want to be there. Give me a warm day and a nice cool A/C anytime I'm trying to pass a driving test.
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
June 22 2010 19:23 GMT
#13
It amazes me that everyone has a perfectly reasonable excuse for failing their drivers test, even multiple times. Get real people, you didn't fail because the instructor didn't like you.

OP: That sucks stupid government
L_Master
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States8017 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-22 19:44:39
June 22 2010 19:25 GMT
#14
Other than always having a fair bit of wait time, though not the hours that I often hear many people having to wait for, my DMV experiences have been pretty much fine. Had to take the test twice though, the first time I did it a completely unfamiliar area that had places where stop signs weren't there and instead stop wasn written on the road. I guess I rolled a little past the line when stopping for one of those which was an automatic fail.

Only bad part was the instuctor was like, just a couple little things you did wrong, and proceeds to tell me what they were. After that she was like "O, btw, you failed the test cause you didn't stop at a stop sign."

Second time went fine, drove in an area I was at least familiar with and passed no mistakes.

It amazes me that everyone has a perfectly reasonable excuse for failing their drivers test, even multiple times. Get real people, you didn't fail because the instructor didn't like you.


Who is saying they failed cause their instructor didn't like them? I only saw one person that said something of the sort.

Just the way you said everyone made it seem like you thought everyone in the thread was doing it.
EffOrt and Soulkey Hwaiting!
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
June 22 2010 19:34 GMT
#15
On June 23 2010 04:25 L_Master wrote:
Who is saying they failed cause their instructor didn't like them? I only saw one person that said something of the sort.


-_- If you already see someone that said this you shouldn't need to ask who
OpRaider
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States307 Posts
June 22 2010 21:01 GMT
#16
On June 23 2010 04:23 Pawsom wrote:
It amazes me that everyone has a perfectly reasonable excuse for failing their drivers test, even multiple times. Get real people, you didn't fail because the instructor didn't like you.

OP: That sucks stupid government


Ha, i guess you live in the perfect world over at your place.. But instructors are people too.. They have emotions, and a stressful job. I had a tester who was pissed because the computer system was down and the line was huge, I was pissed off, cuz same reasons, the line was huge, a lot of waiting....I did everything right and he failed me because I "did a rolling stop" when i counted in my head to 3 seconds every time i stopped at a stop sign. it was clearly wrong, but eh, shit happens, who gives a shit. come in the next day and do it over again.
it is what it is -day9 airplane story
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
June 22 2010 21:14 GMT
#17
omg I just had my full Ontario g-license like a few hours ago (after procrastinating for 5 years +1 extra because of a workers strike) and it was the most brutal thing ever. I'm still surprised I passed...maybe the bitch next to me realized that if only I could see around her fat ass, my parallel parking would have been a tiny bit easier...

Nevertheless, my next bad driving test awaits me in another 56 years, thank God!
Kralic
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2628 Posts
June 22 2010 21:25 GMT
#18
I remember my first driver's test for my license, I got their on time, but the tester had to drag his supervisor along who was about 7' 6" and had to squeeze into my tiny 'sport' car. Long story short I failed really hard and had to try again in a week which I did and aced it. Funny how the first time my foot was 1" to far off the center of the pedal, and my hands were not at 10 and 2 squarley enough.

Lesson: Don't have their supervisor come.
Brood War forever!
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-22 21:29:56
June 22 2010 21:27 GMT
#19
lol @ troll face haha

taking my road test next month hop this kind of shit doesn't happen to me...
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-22 22:49:51
June 22 2010 21:42 GMT
#20
I don't know if I should blog about this bad driving experience today, as there already are too many whining blogs, but I had every emotion raging in me and was contemplating flying over the median with my asshole tester.

Like wtf, today I come early for my test just to give them notification (my test was at 3:50 pm, I arrived at 3:10 and was gonna eat [hadn't eaten anything and was feeling lightheaded] and drink my much needed coffee [after 1 hour of sleep]) and to be nice... They ask what my surname is...give it..."okay get ready". Me: ''Uhhh, I just came to confirm my timing and give you a heads-up". Them (a group of 4 fucking witches, some of which have had a little too much stew): "The person before you didn't show up for their time". Me: "But my appointment is at 3:50, I thought??" Them: "What do you need to wait for?" "I need to eat, I bought Tim Horton's and was gonna eat it cuz I haven't eaten anything since yesterday, 6 pm). Them: "YOU'RE GOING NOW".

Anyway, behind all this rambling the moral of my full story would be to never give up, because when you think you're just about to fail, you just pass!

edit: when I say whining blogs, I mean girl/parent troubles lol. My mom today decided to be a bitch and vaccuum at 7 am, so I'd have a blog filled with a lot of bs.
1 2 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Big Brain Bouts
16:00
#100
Serral vs ClemLIVE!
RotterdaM1920
TKL 370
IndyStarCraft 323
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RotterdaM 2020
TKL 429
IndyStarCraft 367
Livibee 65
JuggernautJason48
MindelVK 20
EmSc Tv 8
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 23095
Calm 2814
firebathero 161
EffOrt 161
Zeus 127
Dewaltoss 63
Movie 60
Dota 2
capcasts38
Counter-Strike
fl0m4373
olofmeister2402
Stewie2K405
Foxcn45
Heroes of the Storm
Liquid`Hasu277
Other Games
gofns9843
Grubby3056
FrodaN1327
KnowMe493
Sick278
C9.Mang0136
Trikslyr73
Mew2King49
OptimusSC27
trigger4
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick918
StarCraft 2
EmSc Tv 8
EmSc2Tv 8
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 20 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• LUISG 8
• IndyKCrew
• sooper7s
• Migwel
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Kozan
StarCraft: Brood War
• Pr0nogo 19
• 80smullet 17
• FirePhoenix1
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota2449
League of Legends
• TFBlade1195
Counter-Strike
• imaqtpie851
• Shiphtur193
Other Games
• Scarra1214
• WagamamaTV323
Upcoming Events
Code For Giants Cup
2h 52m
SC Evo League
16h 22m
TaeJa vs Cure
Rogue vs threepoint
ByuN vs Creator
MaNa vs Classic
Maestros of the Game
20h 22m
ShoWTimE vs Cham
GuMiho vs Ryung
Zoun vs Spirit
Rogue vs MaNa
[BSL 2025] Weekly
22h 22m
SC Evo League
1d 16h
Maestros of the Game
1d 20h
SHIN vs Creator
Astrea vs Lambo
Bunny vs SKillous
HeRoMaRinE vs TriGGeR
BSL Team Wars
1d 23h
Team Bonyth vs Team Sziky
BSL Team Wars
1d 23h
Team Dewalt vs Team Sziky
Monday Night Weeklies
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
PiGosaur Monday
4 days
LiuLi Cup
4 days
Replay Cast
5 days
The PondCast
5 days
RSL Revival
5 days
Maru vs SHIN
MaNa vs MaxPax
RSL Revival
6 days
Reynor vs Astrea
Classic vs sOs
BSL Team Wars
6 days
Team Bonyth vs Team Dewalt
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSL Season 18: Qualifier 1
WardiTV Summer 2025
HCC Europe

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
BSL 20 Team Wars
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 3
BSL 21 Qualifiers
ASL Season 20
Acropolis #4 - TS1
CSL Season 18: Qualifier 2
SEL Season 2 Championship
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025

Upcoming

CSL 2025 AUTUMN (S18)
LASL Season 20
BSL Season 21
BSL 21 Team A
Chzzk MurlocKing SC1 vs SC2 Cup #2
Maestros of the Game
EC S1
Sisters' Call Cup
Skyesports Masters 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
MESA Nomadic Masters Fall
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.