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Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-19 23:54:45
June 19 2010 23:17 GMT
#1
She turns me on.

I feel the caress of her fingertips and inhale the scent of her fruity perfume. Her hair brushes my face as she lays me down gently. I feel her hands on my back slip away. She looks into my face reviving her touch, this time on my body, selectively pushing, selectively pressing until she can see the satisfaction stretching across my face. They move lower and lower sensually massaging along the way. She’s a pro. She knows how to handle me; her hands are meticulous, never slowing down and never with wasted movement. The careful adding of the elements only multiplies the satisfaction at the end.

Her desk lamp lights my face and I feel its heat. It almost gives me energy. The steaming mug of coffee on her table is barely sipped and the snacks unbitten. She has other things to bite. The thought makes my log grow stiff with excitement. As though she could see my anticipation, she reaches to my log and slowly pushes down, facing an unexpected resistance. Her face contorts in frustration as she circles it with her finger and applies more force. It doesn’t relent and neither does she. Her face lowers as she puts her weight on it and I feel her brown hair tickle my face and the smell of her shampoo releases me. The combination is exponentially pleasing and I burst.

Her face is red with the effort but she smiles triumphantly. That smile is better than my climax. She relaxes and tosses her hair back, clearly annoyed that a hair-tie had eluded her. She looks wistfully outside at the bright day, the green foliage of the park across her house giving her tempting stares. The jingles of the ice cream trucks fill her head with distractions. She mustn’t and returns to me looking at me with a stare of almost contempt. This always happens. The pain multiplies when she stares again outside, this time with shaking eyes of regret. I hate her when she does this; the way she gazes at me as though I’m the embodiment of her current stress and frustration. However, I can’t help but love her. She can’t help but need me.

And I always wonder what we’ll equal to in the end...


***
We see things they'll never see
zeuS~
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States193 Posts
June 19 2010 23:33 GMT
#2
just have sex in the ice cream truck. problem solved XD
Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
June 19 2010 23:45 GMT
#3
Aw man, I was hoping this would be some clever satire.
AIV_Funnytoss and sGs.Funnytoss on iCCup
Lovin
Profile Joined May 2009
Denmark812 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-19 23:46:36
June 19 2010 23:45 GMT
#4
I like how you referred to your junk as a log. Gives quite the impression of... Size
AKA SuddenSalad
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 19 2010 23:55 GMT
#5
On June 20 2010 08:33 zeuS~ wrote:
just have sex in the ice cream truck. problem solved XD

haha
ghen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1356 Posts
June 20 2010 00:39 GMT
#6
On June 20 2010 08:45 Funnytoss wrote:
Aw man, I was hoping this would be some clever satire.


Same. I read to the end trying to read between the lines and got disappointed.
O-ops
Profile Joined February 2009
United States4236 Posts
June 20 2010 00:52 GMT
#7
On June 20 2010 09:39 ghen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2010 08:45 Funnytoss wrote:
Aw man, I was hoping this would be some clever satire.


Same. I read to the end trying to read between the lines and got disappointed.


Maybe that's what he was trying to make a satire of?
Fan of the Jangbanger
Malgrif
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada1095 Posts
June 20 2010 00:55 GMT
#8
On June 20 2010 09:52 O-ops wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2010 09:39 ghen wrote:
On June 20 2010 08:45 Funnytoss wrote:
Aw man, I was hoping this would be some clever satire.


Same. I read to the end trying to read between the lines and got disappointed.


Maybe that's what he was trying to make a satire of?
oooooooooooooooooo nice catch
for there to be pro there has to be noob.
FraCuS
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1072 Posts
June 20 2010 01:32 GMT
#9
you lost me at

"she turns me on"
Apink/Girl's Day/miss A/IU/Crayon Pop/Sistar/Exo K :D l Kpop and Kdrama Enthusiast
SpicyCrab
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
402 Posts
June 20 2010 02:27 GMT
#10
And then she looks up; SHE WAS A HYDRALISK THE WHOLE TIME!
I'm such a baller in my dreams. - HiFriend
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3548 Posts
June 20 2010 02:45 GMT
#11
we know who wears the pants in this relationship
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
June 20 2010 03:27 GMT
#12
She is:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
DarthThienAn
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2734 Posts
June 20 2010 04:00 GMT
#13
o.O. I don't get it.
www.cstarleague.com | Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
TitleRug
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States651 Posts
June 20 2010 04:10 GMT
#14
On June 20 2010 12:27 writer22816 wrote:
She is:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


haha, that is so win. I literally can not even express how awesome that is.
coLCruncher fighting!
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
June 20 2010 07:07 GMT
#15
On June 20 2010 13:00 DarthThienAn wrote:
o.O. I don't get it.

Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
June 20 2010 07:10 GMT
#16
On June 20 2010 12:27 writer22816 wrote:
She is:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

You are a funny man.
6581
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 20 2010 07:19 GMT
#17
why don't you just buy her an ice cream. jerk.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
June 20 2010 09:48 GMT
#18
+ Show Spoiler +
I am a calculator =(
We see things they'll never see
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
June 20 2010 12:12 GMT
#19
On June 20 2010 18:48 Tensai176 wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I am a calculator =(


Great!
...
Deleted User 55994
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
949 Posts
June 20 2010 13:16 GMT
#20
is it thesaurus brag-about-sex day
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
June 20 2010 13:19 GMT
#21
On June 20 2010 18:48 Tensai176 wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I am a calculator =(


BLEW MY MIND.
zenMaster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada761 Posts
June 20 2010 14:01 GMT
#22
I got a boner.
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
June 20 2010 14:42 GMT
#23
wtf ?

this had no point, and wasnt even well written.

i bet this guy is so narcissistic he jerks off to his own bargain-bin erotic fiction.

p.s. ur "log"? seriously? that's about the most unsexy thing i have ever heard.
251
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1401 Posts
June 20 2010 15:28 GMT
#24
"What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Log, Log, Log!

It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"
"If you can chill..........then chill."
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
June 20 2010 15:44 GMT
#25
On June 20 2010 23:42 Subversion wrote:
wtf ?

this had no point, and wasnt even well written.

i bet this guy is so narcissistic he jerks off to his own bargain-bin erotic fiction.

p.s. ur "log"? seriously? that's about the most unsexy thing i have ever heard.


Read the thread.
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
June 20 2010 16:05 GMT
#26
Awww I almost expected an tdot thread too D:
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
Spiffeh
Profile Joined May 2010
United States830 Posts
June 20 2010 17:07 GMT
#27
way to discriminate...
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
June 20 2010 17:19 GMT
#28
On June 21 2010 01:05 Hesmyrr wrote:
Awww I almost expected an tdot thread too D:

I am holding out hope.
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
June 20 2010 17:22 GMT
#29
maybe you should spoiler the answer in the OP to avoid confusion...
avilo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States4100 Posts
June 20 2010 17:56 GMT
#30
excuse me, but why do you have a log in your pants? I usually drop a log in the toilet.
Sup
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
June 20 2010 19:24 GMT
#31
On June 20 2010 18:48 Tensai176 wrote:
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I am a calculator =(

This is the most amazing thing I have read in quite a while...
6581
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
June 21 2010 01:28 GMT
#32
cool story bro
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
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