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saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
May 28 2010 06:28 GMT
#41
"Jaedong will destroy Flash"

...54 translations later we get:

"Level storage - heat damage"
topspinserve
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States147 Posts
May 28 2010 06:30 GMT
#42
A simple one that no one's done yet:

"teamliquid"

...54 translations later we get:

"Groups of countries."

Seems fair enough, kinda.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
May 28 2010 06:31 GMT
#43
"women"

max later

"bad driver"
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Barfboy
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada193 Posts
May 28 2010 06:31 GMT
#44
Original text:

"I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I mixed hot woman!"

lol
Lee Jae Dong and Kim Taek Yong fan for life!!! Member of the "Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk" International Fancafe
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10893 Posts
May 28 2010 06:34 GMT
#45
"Battle.net is not going to implement LAN because they want to make more money off of newbies, and getting alot of cool shiny achievements and automine. "

...54 translations later we get:

"My money on Jen Battle.net network analysis conducted immediately."
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2609 Posts
May 28 2010 06:34 GMT
#46
Original text:

"china for life "

...10 translations later we get:

"China Life Insurance"

HAHAhaha
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
Skvid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Lithuania751 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 06:36:57
May 28 2010 06:35 GMT
#47
Original text:

"shit ass cunt vagina fuck"

...54 translations later we get:

"Download Museum."


Original text:

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet; And so are you. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Sweet pink, brown, purple, blue"
Floydian
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United Kingdom374 Posts
May 28 2010 06:35 GMT
#48
Original text:

"spawn more overlords"

...55 translations later we get:

"Investment Management in March"
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
May 28 2010 06:35 GMT
#49
Original text:

Toronto Maple Leafs

....

54 Translations later

Torontomepururifurifu
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6184 Posts
May 28 2010 06:45 GMT
#50
Those tranlation machines doesn't need to be used 54 times to get fucked up translations like these.
One time is enough
If they would actually be legit translations then they would come back as the same sentence.
RageOverdose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States690 Posts
May 28 2010 06:46 GMT
#51
"Booyah!"

...54 translations later we get:

"There, my lord."

endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
May 28 2010 06:49 GMT
#52
I tried "Flash will beat Jaedong" as well and got (for the MAX value of translations)

"Flash will beat Jaedong"

...54 translations later we get:

"Distribution of awards."
ॐ
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 07:02:32
May 28 2010 07:00 GMT
#53
"Jaedong is better than flash"

...25 translations later we get:

"The best solution for Flash"

Indeed.

Also...

"Jaedong will win over flash"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ointments success"

Take that for what you will.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
May 28 2010 07:02 GMT
#54
"EffOrt is the champion!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Click Champion!"
Moderator<:3-/-<
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
May 28 2010 07:02 GMT
#55
no shit, he had ridiculous apm.
Moderator<:3-/-<
maareek
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2042 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 07:32:41
May 28 2010 07:19 GMT
#56
On May 28 2010 15:07 Kyuukyuu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 28 2010 14:14 maareek wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"Can't stop, addicted to the shindig"

...54 translations later we get:

"Lost."

Pretty much, yeah.

Edit: Original text:

"The world I love, the trains I hop"

...54 translations later we get:

"Finding people in the world of salt."

Original text:

"My dogs are happy just to need you"

...54 translations later we get:

"I am glad bear action."

Original text:

"Wait a minute I'm passing out win or lose, just like you. Far more shocking than anything I ever knew. How about you?"

...54 translations later we get:

"This kifhalk mental state can be expected to answer or not."

Original text:

"Choose not a life of limitation; distant cousin to the reservation."

...54 translations later we get:

"Pressure on the ground. However, the relative distance"

Original text:

"Can't stop the spirits when they need you, this life is more than just a read through."

...54 translations later we get:

"I read in your life, your password may help."

Bet you can't guess what song I was listening to! *rolls eyes*


It's a nice touch because if you showed the original lyrics to someone who didn't know the song they would think it had already gone through the translator.

Also it's "mop tops are happy when they feed you", not the dog thing, I think o_O


Whoops. Yeah, you're right, at least on the mop tops part. I think the "when they feed you" is the previous line, and the "just to need you" is the follower to mop tops, though. In that case...

Original text:

"Mops tops are happy just to need you."

...54 translations later we get:

"Holy Office."

-------------

Also, apparently the translator either doesn't like me or doesn't like Anthony ... but it's iffy.

Original text:

"Love is free; love me, say hell yes."

...54 translations later we get:

"No, I think."

----------

Original text:

"Translate this text poorly, please."

...54 translations later we get:

"As andof."
FrozenArbiter: Obless PvT master
Lucumo
Profile Joined January 2010
6850 Posts
May 28 2010 07:19 GMT
#57
"You are an a**hole and you are disgusting. You should go and f*** your mom."

"Professional understanding of our mothers."

Yeah...no comment.
JoxxOr
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Sweden1502 Posts
May 28 2010 07:28 GMT
#58
when i was seven years old, my dad shot me in the foot"

...54 translations later we get:

"Loving father."

hahaha :D
Gör om, gör rätt
Puosu
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
7111 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 07:31:09
May 28 2010 07:28 GMT
#59
"Which is better, StarCraft Brood War or StarCraft 2?"

...54 translations later we get:

"War 2 or more 3 or more, or not."

"What? You can't be serious, War 2 and 3 are clearly the inferior games to the masterpieces that are StarCraft 1 and 2."

...54 translations later we get:

"War games, in fact, less than 203 hours, 02 minutes, to be useful."
Skvid
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Lithuania751 Posts
May 28 2010 07:48 GMT
#60
^i fucking lol'd at the above... just so random. I love the fact that you tried to reason with translator :D

"Which do you think is more usefull? Zealot charge or stalker blink"

...54 translations later we get:

"In low light conditions."
------------------
Original text:

"You think that one of them is better in low light conditions? like on maps of metalopolis with darker lighting? "

...54 translations later we get:

"Metalopolis black?"
----------------
Original text:

"I don't think that map has a race... don't tell me that you are racist. "

...54 translations later we get:

"... I think this is discrimination."


...no comment XD
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