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Breavman
Profile Joined September 2004
Sweden598 Posts
June 01 2010 23:24 GMT
#121
Original text:

"incontrol is my favourite cubby"

...54 translations later we get:

"Alerts management"
Peanutbutter
Profile Joined May 2010
United States14 Posts
June 01 2010 23:37 GMT
#122
Cannot beleive I haven't seen this one yet

Original:
-'Zerg rush!'

54 later:
-'Zagurasshu!'
It's Peanutbutter Jellytime!
T)AK47
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States46 Posts
June 02 2010 01:08 GMT
#123
"Son I am disappoint "

...54 translations later we get:

"Friends."
With God, we can change the world one person at a time
[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-02 02:07:29
June 02 2010 02:06 GMT
#124
By far the best one ive managed to get:

"I am not a fan of Dustin Browder"

...54 Translations later we get:

"Sunday Germany pot 达斯劳 tsheonimeul Obama"

Where'er you walk cool gales shall fan the glade
[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
June 02 2010 02:57 GMT
#125
Others:

Original text:

"When I get older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom just like a waving flag"

...54 translations later we get:

"Guerrerosdejah 时 江, telephone, United States"

Original text:

"What is the meaning of life?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Life means nothing."
...

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS:
+ Show Spoiler +
1)-Thou shalt have none other gods before me
2)-Thou shalt not make thee any graven image
3)-Thou shalt not take the name of the lord your god in vain
4)-Thou shalt remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy
5)-Honor thy father and thy mother
6)-Thou shalt not kill
7)-Thou shalt not commit adultery
8)-Thou shalt not steal
9)-Thou shalt not bear false witness
10)-Thou shalt not covet

1)-If the lord
2)-This page has no title
3)-Maybe god is responsible
4)-Do not forget Easter
5)-Tipperari father and mother
6)-Crime
7)-This is torture?
8)-Do not bring.
9)-1
10)-You
Where'er you walk cool gales shall fan the glade
Sc1pio
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States823 Posts
June 02 2010 03:01 GMT
#126
Original text:

"taek bang lee ssang"

...54 translations later we get:

"Second level in the air."
"In the beginner's mind there are many possibilities, in the expert's there are few. " -Shunro Suzuki | fortuna fortes adiuvat
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
June 02 2010 03:19 GMT
#127
"I am in love with a girl called Susanne."

...54 translations later we get:

"I do!"

Does that mean she's marrying me?!?!?! :o
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3137 Posts
June 02 2010 07:27 GMT
#128
I've fought mud crabs more fearsome than you!

54

why try to shame gangeseobada?
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
June 02 2010 07:50 GMT
#129
"hey guys, do you have a pack of a cigarettes?"

...54 translations later we get:

"hi, friend is a pack of cigarettes, can help us?"
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
theKOT
Profile Joined June 2009
United States167 Posts
June 02 2010 09:11 GMT
#130
"peanut butter jelly time"
54 translations later
"peanut butter jelly time"
you can't fight the truth. You must embrace it.
FBH and Bisu. That's all you need.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 02 2010 10:49 GMT
#131
On June 02 2010 16:50 TheAntZ wrote:
"hey guys, do you have a pack of a cigarettes?"

...54 translations later we get:

"hi, friend is a pack of cigarettes, can help us?"


LOL MY FIREND IS A PACK OF CIGS PLZ HELP
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-06-02 11:24:04
June 02 2010 11:20 GMT
#132
How tight is Chelsea? "

...54 translations later we get:

"Chelsea Van?"
---
"Amon amarth or Sentenced?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Amon amarth, right?"
---
Original text:

"tdot krazy"

...54 translations later we get:

"Masaru solo Masaru dot is a miracle of nature"
esq>n
Nuttyguy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United Kingdom1526 Posts
June 02 2010 12:25 GMT
#133
" lol"

...54 translations later we get:

"Interesting spam.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
June 02 2010 12:49 GMT
#134
On June 02 2010 19:49 alffla wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2010 16:50 TheAntZ wrote:
"hey guys, do you have a pack of a cigarettes?"

...54 translations later we get:

"hi, friend is a pack of cigarettes, can help us?"


LOL MY FIREND IS A PACK OF CIGS PLZ HELP


WAIT IT GETS EVEN BETTER!

"hi, friend is a pack of cigarettes, can help us?"

...54 translations later we get:

"The smell will not help to solve Packaging problems."
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
goswser
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3548 Posts
June 03 2010 01:01 GMT
#135
"Flash is a baller." : "Basketball class."
"Nevergg was just temp banned for a week" : "Nevergg week", halfway through one of the translations was "Nevergg will only live a week". My spider sense is tingling.
say you were born into a jungle indian tribe where food was scarce...would you run around from teepee to teepee stealing meat scraps after a day lazying around doing nothing except warming urself by a fire that you didn't even make yourself? -rekrul
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8091 Posts
June 03 2010 08:02 GMT
#136
Original text:

"Forgg is so very very cool"

...54 translations later we get:

"Biggufoji."
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
June 03 2010 08:08 GMT
#137
"hi"

54 translations later:
Back to ENGLISH : Travel
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
treason
Profile Joined February 2009
Germany72 Posts
June 04 2010 20:45 GMT
#138
You are good at making carriers. A Useful talent toi have
-> In Poland, it was so easy.
Airdraken
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom64 Posts
June 04 2010 21:31 GMT
#139
Original text:

"come fly with me!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Yes, yes!"





Original text:

"Never gonna give you up! never gonna let you down. never gonna run around and hurt you"

...54 translations later we get:

"I do not know! Joke will not be Disappointed y leaves"
Airdraken
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom64 Posts
June 04 2010 21:35 GMT
#140


Original text:

"justin bieber is a girl? who said"

...54 translations later we get:

"Justin famous friends?"
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