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l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
May 29 2010 05:40 GMT
#101
"Will Jaedong win the upcoming MSL finals?"

...54 translations later we get:

"If money or not."

LOL Jaedong will only win if Flash gets paid.
Writer
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2298 Posts
May 29 2010 08:30 GMT
#102
"For fuck's sake world of warcraft sucks"

...54 translations later we get:

"Warcraft world is very sad."
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
Shinshady
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1237 Posts
May 29 2010 09:28 GMT
#103
"So Nyuh Shi Dae"

...54 translations later we get

"NEW laugh track."

I believe you 100% now Roffles... sorry to have doubted your hate for SM lol
BeSt[WHITE] Have a great retirement | "SKT is best KT." - Vortok | http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7190/ep24hitcombo2small.gif
Zexion
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Sweden971 Posts
May 31 2010 00:28 GMT
#104
Original text:

"Blizzard"

...54 translations later we get:

"Blizzard"

:O
CagedMind
Profile Joined February 2010
United States506 Posts
May 31 2010 01:06 GMT
#105
Does this not work for anyone else?
your micro has been depleted
Nik0
Profile Joined April 2010
Uruguay460 Posts
May 31 2010 01:11 GMT
#106
Original text:

"Baneling bust "

...54 translations later we get:

"Some enemy Bullets."
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
May 31 2010 01:13 GMT
#107
errrrm, i shouldn't post this and i TOTALLY distance myself from any reference to the real world but that's what it says oO

"My Mom is hungry for more."

...54 translations later we get:

"Remains open."

...
Deleted User 62283
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
385 Posts
May 31 2010 03:52 GMT
#108
Starting - Flash is not a Bonjwa

+ Show Spoiler +
AFRIKAANS : Flash is nie 'n bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is not a bonjwa
ALBANIAN : Flash nuk është një bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is a bonjwa
ARABIC : فلاش هو bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
BELARUSIAN : Flash з'яўляецца bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
BULGARIAN : Flash е bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
CATALAN : Flash és bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
CHINESE : Flash是bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : Flash是bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : Flash是bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
CROATIAN : Flash je bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
CZECH : Flash je bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
DANISH : Flash er bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
DUTCH : Flash is bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
ESTONIAN : Flash on bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash is bonjwa
FILIPINO : Flash ay bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
FINNISH : Flash bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
FRENCH : bonjwa Flash
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
GALICIAN : bonjwa Flash
Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash
GERMAN : bonjwa Flash
Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash
GREEK : bonjwa Flash
Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash
HEBREW : bonjwa פלאש
Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash
HINDI : bonjwa फ़्लैश
Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash
HUNGARIAN : bonjwa Flash
Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash
ICELANDIC : bonjwa Flash
Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash
INDONESIAN : bonjwa Flash
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
IRISH : Flash bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
ITALIAN : Flash bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
JAPANESE : フラッシュbonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
KOREAN : 플래시 bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
LATVIAN : Flash bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
LITHUANIAN : Flash bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
MACEDONIAN : Флеш bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
MALAY : Flash bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
MALTESE : bonjwa Flash
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
NORWEGIAN : Flash bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
PERSIAN : bonjwa فلش
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
POLISH : bonjwa Flash
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
PORTUGUESE : bonjwa Flash
Back to ENGLISH : bonjwa Flash
ROMANIAN : bonjwa Flash
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
RUSSIAN : Flash bonjwa
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjwa
SERBIAN : Фласх боњва
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjva
SLOVAK : Flash bonjva
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjva
SLOVENIAN : Flash bonjva
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjva
SPANISH : Flash bonjva
Back to ENGLISH : Flash bonjva
SWAHILI : Kiwango cha bonjva
Back to ENGLISH : Rate bonjva
SWEDISH : Betygsätt bonjva
Back to ENGLISH : Rate bonjva
TAGALOG : Rate bonjva
Back to ENGLISH : Rate bonjva
THAI : bonjva Rate
Back to ENGLISH : bonjva Rate.
TURKISH : bonjva Oranı.
Back to ENGLISH : bonjva Rate.
UKRAINIAN : bonjva рейтингом.
Back to ENGLISH : bonjva rated.
VIETNAMESE : bonjva đánh giá cao.
Back to ENGLISH : bonjva appreciated.
WELSH : bonjva gwerthfawrogi.
Back to ENGLISH : bonjva appreciated.
YIDDISH : באָנדזשוואַ אַפּרישיייטיד.
Back to ENGLISH : Bonjva Appreciated.


End - Bonjva Appreciated
Bac
Profile Joined January 2009
United States53 Posts
May 31 2010 06:53 GMT
#109
"Why are vaginas soo icky? "

...54 translations later we get:

"Wine, women faighne"
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
May 31 2010 07:25 GMT
#110
Original text:

"i love cock"

...54 translations later we get:

"We hope that with my mother."
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
Kim_Hyun_Han
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
706 Posts
May 31 2010 12:05 GMT
#111
"that is many tank?"

after X translations

"tenks dat Baie?"

i think i screwed something
pyr0ma5ta
Profile Joined May 2010
United States458 Posts
May 31 2010 18:26 GMT
#112
"i want to have sex" -> "i do not want to have sex"

story of my life
"I made you a zergling, but I eated it." - Defiler
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 31 2010 19:40 GMT
#113
"Whats up next in the life of Savior?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Search and solve problems?"

very true
HoroBoro
Profile Joined April 2010
United States91 Posts
May 31 2010 19:46 GMT
#114
Terran is imbalanced.

...54 translations later we get:

Entertainment.

So that's why...
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 31 2010 19:58 GMT
#115
"Flash raped Jaedong in the finals"

...54 translations later we get:

"Lelehkan Korea, as an epidemic of sexual violence"

im surprised "Korea" pop in there lol ;o
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
May 31 2010 21:08 GMT
#116
On June 01 2010 04:58 ilj.psa wrote:
"Flash raped Jaedong in the finals"

...54 translations later we get:

"Lelehkan Korea, as an epidemic of sexual violence"

im surprised "Korea" pop in there lol ;o

Well this we already knew. I just hope Baezzi doesn't try that one.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
FiBsTeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States415 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 22:58:56
May 31 2010 22:42 GMT
#117
Original text:

"Bisu will be back next week."

...54 translations later we get:

"Now, a week after the collapse of the Soviet Union."

If you needed any more proof a revolution is coming...

-----

EDIT:

Original text:

"Protoss is hard yo."

...54 translations later we get:

"A big problem."

This is a very wise piece of software.

-----

EDIT2:

Original text:

"PvZ is mad imba amirite?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Pvk not so bad?"

Apparently it is beastly at every Protoss mu. o.O

---

EDIT3:

Original text:

"rank?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Help!"

lol
Pebble
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany326 Posts
June 01 2010 21:18 GMT
#118
Original text:

"54 Translations later"

...54 translations later we get:

"1954 translation software"
3:50 PM jaedung: scouting is useless in sc2
GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
June 01 2010 21:48 GMT
#119
Original text:

"Starcraft 2 is better than Modern Warfare 2."

...54 translations later we get:

"Article 2"
--

"Will Hwaseung OZ win the SPL?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Scotland fasonshi Jenin?"
--

Original text:

"If Jaedong leaves OZ, will they do better?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Jenin good link? ."

???
133 221 333 123 111
airtown
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States410 Posts
June 01 2010 22:01 GMT
#120
Original text:

"The answer to life the universe and everything"

...49 translations later we get:

"Peace and life"
http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20010430/northwoods.pdf
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