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Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
June 05 2010 03:47 GMT
#141
why dose teamliquid suck u might ask i will tell you why

first off all the tourney's they host are bi-est and the people selected are favored its always same old peeps

and 2ND most of this site is foreigners like wtf, all people do is host tourneys for europe server n for the USA you have to be favored to get in to the tourney witch is retarded cuz i think whitera n the little one n all the other people we all no just complete suck ass n it just seems like there the best cuz all they do is play each other n barely anyone else new in a tourney n why the hell would i wanna watch all the same people play it out n every god damn tourney like really now.. gimme a break

if anyone out there agrees with what i say then speak up n for all u tourney favored bitches hit me up on sc ill break ur face in with banelings n take ur number 1 spot with ezz n throw the winning money in ur broken face after I'm finished with u

and someone who's hosting a real tourney sign me up n lemme no. im in Canada so i would guess I'm on the us server n i ain't no favored bitch but I'm good so if u don't believe me come try me yourself


...54 translations we get:

+ Show Spoiler [parts] +


"why dose teamliquid suck u might ask i will tell you why "

...54 translations later we get:

"Water Absorption."

"first off all the tourney's they host are bi-est and the people selected are favored its always same old peeps "

...54 translations later we get:

"I want to play because it is one or two."

"and 2ND most of this site is foreigners like wtf, all people do is host tourneys for europe server n for the USA you have to be favored to get in to the tourney witch is retarded"

...54 translations later we get:

"A halloveen in Europe Thursday Threatens U.S.. It. Competitiveness."

"cuz i think whitera n the little one n all the other people we all no just complete suck ass n it just seems like there the best cuz all they do is play each other n barely anyone else new in a tourney"

...54 translations later we get:

"Or create kristalisasi think you will see all the good games."

"why the hell would i wanna watch all the same people play it out n every god damn tourney like really now.. gimme a break "

...54 translations later we get:

"In all games ... Add Satan to God."

"if anyone out there agrees with what i say then speak up n for all u tourney favored bitches hit me up on sc ill break ur face in with banelings n take ur number 1 spot with ezz n throw the winning money in ur broken face after I'm finished with u "

...54 translations later we get:

"If you agree with me, because people in school or competition Unconstitutional vuereysi berlibur vajahku stokkholm Convention"

"and someone who's hosting a real tourney sign me up n lemme no. im in Canada so i would guess I'm on the us server n i ain't no favored bitch but I'm good so if u don't believe me come try me yourself "

...54 translations later we get:

"All of them without exception are correct, you can click on the track, the kanadyan conversation, and dogs, and I think this is a problem, because if you think"


Water Absorption.

I want to play because it is one or two.

A halloveen in Europe Thursday Threatens U.S.. It. Competitiveness. Or create kristalisasi think you will see all the good games. In all games ... Add Satan to God.

If you agree with me, because people in school or competition Unconstitutional vuereysi berlibur vajahku stokkholm Convention

All of them without exception are correct, you can click on the track, the kanadyan conversation, and dogs, and I think this is a problem, because if you think


Much more understandable IMO.

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TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
June 05 2010 04:30 GMT
#142
On June 05 2010 05:45 treason wrote:
You are good at making carriers. A Useful talent toi have
-> In Poland, it was so easy.

now this one just cant be real
would be way too huge of a coincidence O_O
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
June 05 2010 04:58 GMT
#143
"today I went to the gym and lifted weights"

...25 translations later we get:

"Today I went to the gym, and a high BMI"

eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
nubster
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States49 Posts
June 05 2010 05:28 GMT
#144
Original text:

"the grass is greener on the other side of the milky way"

...54 translations later we get:

"Other features gyarakushipasuta."
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