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Mascherano
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Argentina1726 Posts
May 28 2010 08:20 GMT
#61
Mom, I'm hungry

54 translations later:

I want to eat my mother.

-_-

Bisu
Lucumo
Profile Joined January 2010
6850 Posts
May 28 2010 09:30 GMT
#62
On May 28 2010 16:28 JoxxOr wrote:
when i was seven years old, my dad shot me in the foot"

...54 translations later we get:

"Loving father."

hahaha :D

Too bad, I get:

"when i was seven years old, my dad shot me in the foot"

...54 translations later we get:

"Seven years ago, his father and son."
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
May 28 2010 10:18 GMT
#63
Original text:

"you must construct additional pylons"

...54 translations later we get:

"Corey."
Splunge
Profile Joined July 2008
Germany925 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 10:38:22
May 28 2010 10:27 GMT
#64
Haha this site is really fun

"i like MDT Threads"

...54 translations later we get:

"I think the problem."

-------
"You need more Overlords"

...54 translations later we get:

"Want to learn in March" lol

-----
"interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terran's variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes"

...54 translations later we get:

"Business plan optyonitudals preperatoryes interplanatar deterriggatyon protosstinal important."
-----
"oov like banana. you give oov banana. oov macro. oov win. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Banana trade possible. Banana Macro medical education and medical Advances. '"

-----

"terrible, terrible damage "

...54 translations later we get:

"History" haha

Xith
Profile Joined October 2008
Sweden104 Posts
May 28 2010 10:34 GMT
#65
"Fred Phelps is the wisest man to walk the earth"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fureddoferupusu brain world."
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
May 28 2010 10:35 GMT
#66
On May 28 2010 13:56 Jibba wrote:
"life of lively to live to life of full life thanks to shield battery"

...54 translations later we get:

"Batteries work."



Hahahahahah, this has got to be the best one :D.

Mine:


Original text:

"Sting like a bee fly like a butterfly"

...54 translations later we get:

"Until, Butterflies, justice, Dragan in Paris"


Out of curiosity:

Original text:

"Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee"

...54 translations later we get:

"Butterfly."
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
coltrane
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Chile988 Posts
May 28 2010 10:39 GMT
#67
Original text:

"que es eso"

...54 translations later we get:

"Protection association 50 000"
Jävla skit
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 10:54:55
May 28 2010 10:43 GMT
#68
"I love alffla"

...54 translations later we get:

"Alffla love."

this statement rings through in 54 languages :D

"Lets smoke a bowl "

...54 translations later we get:

"Sunset appeared."

soo true!
SoManyDeadLings
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada255 Posts
May 28 2010 10:44 GMT
#69
"Why the fuck would you do that?"

"What"

I lol'ed.
wsrgry
Vibes
Profile Joined November 2008
Germany144 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 10:54:23
May 28 2010 10:49 GMT
#70
"dogs bark"

...54 translations later we get:

"Death"

-----

"lol"

...54 translations later we get:

"Interesting spam."
Just another Jaedong fanboy <3
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
May 28 2010 10:51 GMT
#71
"time to have sex with many ugly white girls. I wish you can all see me do this irl because i have a small penis. I also have aids which obviously makes me a criminal because I gave all these poor people sexual diseases but it's okay."

...54 translations later we get:

"White women and women on the map of Russia is bad, I guess that means my life. Also Infected with the Torah disabled."


wat
dats racist
Golden Ghost
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands1041 Posts
May 28 2010 11:47 GMT
#72
This is great for wasting some time at work
The big question is why Persian keeps adding milk to most of my sentences...

"the water purifier in the backyard has a broken valve that needs replacement through screwing on the steam outlet of the turbo."

...54 translations later we get:

"Turbines can be used instead of milk."

-------

"the sun is shining but the rain ruins the rainbow"

...54 translations later we get:

"Rain I also cause confusion"

------

"over the mountains lies the sheep with the lion while their offspring tumbles around in the clear stream snapping at fish and seaweed between the boulders"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mountain goat milk compared with the same number of individual pereheneratseia stone."

Life is to give and take. You take a vacation and you give to the poor.
enzym
Profile Joined January 2010
Germany1034 Posts
May 28 2010 11:53 GMT
#73
translationparty.com
"I fart a lot, often on my gf in bed, then we roll around laughing for 5 mins choking in gas." — exog // "…be'master, the art of reflection. If you are not a thinking man, to what purpose are you a man at all?" — S. T. Coleridge
misterG420
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany152 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 12:14:41
May 28 2010 12:09 GMT
#74
Aww... no one likes to eat my poor dinner from last night...

Original text:
------------------------

"Who is going to eat my poor dinner?"

...54 translations later we get:

"You are wrong."


Original text:

"Why do you ignore Idra?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What voruskiptahallinn rubbish!"


Wow, this site makes me feel like I'm talking to myself. Scary ^^
https://www.twitch.tv/misterg_420
[9]Months
Profile Joined May 2010
Netherlands30 Posts
May 28 2010 12:54 GMT
#75
"having sex with prostitutes is a dangeroush thing, you can get all kinds of deceases. the most dangerous prostitutes are the crack addicts"

a whole lot of translations later we get:

"Around death Fucking dangeroush serious economic problems and the best brother."
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
May 28 2010 13:28 GMT
#76
"We've developed Bad Translator! to show just how funny things can get."

...54 translations later we get:

"Translation errors! Entertainment shows."
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
May 28 2010 14:38 GMT
#77
This is pretty awesome.
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
QuickStriker
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3694 Posts
May 28 2010 14:51 GMT
#78
"Pancakes or waffles?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Back to basic food."

Wtf, you BREAKFAST HATER!
www.twitch.tv/KoreanUsher
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
May 28 2010 15:39 GMT
#79
BAD translator & other invites reveals his opinion on the upcoming Flash vs Jaedong!

The 3 1/2 games of last year's MSL Finals were some of the best TvZs of 2010 so far. Is there any reason why this year's finals won't deliver the same quality as last season?

[image loading]BAD translator: Competition in the world in 2010 and 2.1 months for at least three nvzs what?
[image loading]jabberwacky: There is almost always a reason.
[image loading]iGod: I hear you. I believe there is one, yes.

Psychologically, how well do you think Flash will handle the dual pressures of both being the challenger to the MSL throne and having just lost a TvZ finals?

[image loading]BAD translator: The Sherman and two changes in behavior, which will begin on Thursday and on the Floor?
[image loading]jabberwacky: It depends on the type of thought, of course.
[image loading]iGod: What do you really want to ask me?

Triathlon, a 4-1 TvZ map, is being played twice. For the Flash fan: how can Flash exploit this map to his advantage? For the Jaedong fan: how can Jaedong survive it?

[image loading]BAD translator: 01:04 tryathlon Combo tickets for both velocity? Home on: waiting
[image loading]jabberwacky: There are theories as to how it would be possible, but all of them are currently impossible to test.
[image loading]iGod: I think Triathlon a 4 1 TvZ map is a lot of things. Your purpose is the Flash fan how can Flash exploit this map to his advantage. Your purpose is the Jaedong fan how can Jaedong survives it.

Why is/isn't Flash's loss to EffOrt indicative of his future performance vs Jaedong?

[image loading]BAD translator: Why / win, and then collapse?
[image loading]jabberwacky: What, that I finished early and get to play for 'the rest of the time'? I respectfully disagree.
[image loading]iGod: Why do I exist?

In short, who will win this series? Why?

[image loading]BAD translator: The success of this series it? That
[image loading]jabberwacky: No one, it won't be a battle: we will merge with our machines, like we are already starting to now.
[image loading]iGod: Where is that? Because Myself programmed me for it.
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 28 2010 16:50 GMT
#80
haha nice
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