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Ixas
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
930 Posts
May 28 2010 05:24 GMT
#21
Original text:

"There is no god"

...54 translations later we get:

"Left"
Ixas.parkjiyeon.net
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 05:30:01
May 28 2010 05:25 GMT
#22
"In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Russia!"


"making carriers is a useful skill toi have"

...54 translations later we get:

"Media, Information and Recommendations."

"fucking skilless newbie"

...54 translations later we get:

"Wheat Skiing"
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Azerbaijan
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States660 Posts
May 28 2010 05:35 GMT
#23
Original text:

"Bong my Billabong"

...54 translations later we get:

"Bent vector potent punch"
CosmicAC
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States238 Posts
May 28 2010 05:37 GMT
#24
"StarCraft 2 is Fun"

...54 translations later we get:

"The signs of success."

Jaedong will beat flash."

...54 translations later we get:

"Nuclear Fusion."


Wow. Flash is going to nuke Jaedong.
To follow the path: look to the master, follow the master, walk with the master, see through the master, become the master.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 05:37:57
May 28 2010 05:37 GMT
#25
"Jaedong is going to annihilate Flash."

...54 translations later we get:

"Ram"

Simply beautiful.
God Bless
TacticalPanda
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States37 Posts
May 28 2010 05:39 GMT
#26
Apparently a "Sad Panda" is sad in all languages.
Even 54 times 0.o
Very funny Scotty...Now beam down my clothes.
CosmicAC
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States238 Posts
May 28 2010 05:41 GMT
#27
"Flash will beat Jaedong"

...54 translations later we get:

"Not support flash."

Hm...
To follow the path: look to the master, follow the master, walk with the master, see through the master, become the master.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 28 2010 05:43 GMT
#28
"Idra is bad mannered and never gg's"

...54 translations later we get:

"Government and business in South Africa"
Umbrella
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Taiwan936 Posts
May 28 2010 05:44 GMT
#29
"i hate dark templar"

...54 translations later we get:

"First rabies."

"starcraft"

...54 translations later we get:

"Remote"

starcraft brood war"

...54 translations later we get:

"Veterani and bread."

"starcraft 2"

...54 translations later we get:

"Case 2"
IndecisivePenguin
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States771 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 05:46:36
May 28 2010 05:46 GMT
#30
"Despite the general inconsistencies of social trends, they seem to have a similarly grasping hold on the youth of the nation."

...54 translations later we get:

"But of course, I do not want the general formula."


"Super babies holding swords are currently being launched at breakneck speeds toward jaguars in socks."

...54 translations later we get:

"Super Bowl flash children taigareddosokkusu."


This one is the winner:

"We require additional pylons."

...54 translations later we get:

"For more information, Sexually transmitted diseases."
VTArlock
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1763 Posts
May 28 2010 05:47 GMT
#31
Omg, this is priceless

"rape "

...54 translations later we get:

"Beauty"
Why?
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
May 28 2010 05:48 GMT
#32
+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"I am going to study hard for the finals"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sidewalk"


+ Show Spoiler +

Original text:

"I want to masturbate before I go to bed"

...54 translations later we get:

"I want to sleep, masturbasi."


+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"I want to be a professional basketball player when I grow up"

...54 translations later we get:

"In my basket."


+ Show Spoiler +


Original text:

"blizzard and kespa are not working along so well"

...54 translations later we get:

"Body power."


+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"My favorite moderator on this forum is a girl"

...54 translations later we get:

"Now Mr. musharraf, 0 events."


+ Show Spoiler +


Original text:

"building carriers is a very useful skill toi have"

...54 translations later we get:

"51 science and technology are very important."






+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"PLAGUUUUUUUUU"

...54 translations later we get:

"Plagvvvvu."

:D
FearDarkness
Profile Joined February 2009
United States519 Posts
May 28 2010 05:51 GMT
#33
"the whistle goes whoo whoo"

...54 translations later we get:

"Profit"
Can't spell Voidrays without Idra
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
May 28 2010 05:51 GMT
#34
Original text:

"I realized that I was gay the moment I saw a naked male body"

...54 translations later we get:

"Hey, I saw this place."
deth
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia1757 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 06:00:47
May 28 2010 05:58 GMT
#35
Original text:

"come and sit on my lap"

...54 translations later we get:

"Kellis."

**************

"i hope tasteless and super daniel man come back and commentate for gomtv"

...54 translations later we get:

"Daniel gomtv or am talking to people."

*******************

Original text:

"Dream as though you will live forever, live as though you will die today."

...54 translations later we get:

"It's always been my dream to die."

*****************

"haters gonna hate"

...54 translations later we get:

"Tubbataha enemy."

******************

WINNER:

"idra is a pretty cool guy, he plays starcraft and doesn't afraid of anything"

...54 translations later we get:

"Expressed the fear that is always very nice."
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 28 2010 05:58 GMT
#36
"lady gaga "

...54 translations later we get:

"Male"

lmao
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 06:11:17
May 28 2010 06:07 GMT
#37
On May 28 2010 14:14 maareek wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"Can't stop, addicted to the shindig"

...54 translations later we get:

"Lost."

Pretty much, yeah.

Edit: Original text:

"The world I love, the trains I hop"

...54 translations later we get:

"Finding people in the world of salt."

Original text:

"My dogs are happy just to need you"

...54 translations later we get:

"I am glad bear action."

Original text:

"Wait a minute I'm passing out win or lose, just like you. Far more shocking than anything I ever knew. How about you?"

...54 translations later we get:

"This kifhalk mental state can be expected to answer or not."

Original text:

"Choose not a life of limitation; distant cousin to the reservation."

...54 translations later we get:

"Pressure on the ground. However, the relative distance"

Original text:

"Can't stop the spirits when they need you, this life is more than just a read through."

...54 translations later we get:

"I read in your life, your password may help."

Bet you can't guess what song I was listening to! *rolls eyes*


It's a nice touch because if you showed the original lyrics to someone who didn't know the song they would think it had already gone through the translator.

Also it's "mop tops are happy when they feed you", not the dog thing, I think o_O

edit:

"master chief is a pretty cool guy eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything"

...54 translations later we get:

"Cold and dead Victim of terrorism"

Disclaimer: I do not know the wording of the original meme
geetarzero
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States217 Posts
May 28 2010 06:10 GMT
#38
"u gotta skate "

...54 translations later we get:

"Maintenance."

----------------------------------------------------------------

"Does he look like a bitch? "

...54 translations later we get:

"How does it work?"

----------------------------------------------------------------

"there's a dog trapped in your guitar "

...54 translations later we get:

"Apart from the problem."
sKyHigh? him? don't worry about it. (–_–)
Imbu
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States903 Posts
May 28 2010 06:18 GMT
#39
"I should be studying. "

...54 translations later we get:

"I know."

LOL. Even the internet knows I have a test tomorrow TT.
@DreamingBird
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
May 28 2010 06:18 GMT
#40
Original text:

"I am a spy"

...54 translations later we get:

"Pie"







Original text:

"Jewish people"

...54 translations later we get:

"Easter."













Original text:

"Starcraft needs a stronger Blizzard"

...54 translations later we get:

"Simplicity."


huh, what about that one.
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
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