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Inkarnate
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada840 Posts
May 28 2010 18:08 GMT
#81
+ Show Spoiler +
"Epic Thread"

...54 translations later we get:

"Rafi problem."


+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"Incarnate"

...54 translations later we get:

"Parents"


+ Show Spoiler +
"laughing my f****g a** off"

...54 translations later we get:

"Off your chest"


YoureFired
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States822 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 20:08:07
May 28 2010 20:05 GMT
#82
"the answer to life, the question of the universe, is..."

"have questions in life"

FUUUUU-

"french people smell bad because of"

"French perfume"
knew it
ted cruz is the zodiac killer
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
May 28 2010 20:55 GMT
#83
"I have a big penis"

....

"My Wife"
#1 Kwanro Fan
prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4215 Posts
May 28 2010 21:05 GMT
#84
Original text:

"you are already dead"

...54 translations later we get:

"Photos."
( ・´ー・`)
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
May 28 2010 21:06 GMT
#85
I love it, thanks OP!

"I pity the fool"

... 25 translations ...

"I blame the stupid."
[TLMS] REBOOT
Wohmfg
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1292 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 21:25:02
May 28 2010 21:20 GMT
#86
Original text:

"The doctor said I had AIDS, so I punched him in the face."

...54 translations later we get:

"Select day medicine."




Original text:

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What is the answer."




Original text:

"What is the answer."

...54 translations later we get:

"Answers."


Lol I'm having so much fun with this.
BW4Life!
prototype.
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada4215 Posts
May 28 2010 21:27 GMT
#87
Original text:

"the winner of flash vs jaedong will be"

...54 translations later we get:

"Flash technology."


looks like flash is going to win the MSL with his tech
( ・´ー・`)
allluckysevens7777
Profile Joined February 2009
United States53 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-28 22:29:15
May 28 2010 22:26 GMT
#88
What does the system do with...

Meaninglessness?
+ Show Spoiler +

"Colorless green ideas sleep furiously."

...54 translations later we get:

"The thought of sleeping, black and green"



Incoherence?
+ Show Spoiler +

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

...54 translations later we get:

"The decision, right?"
...beaten to it. Hah.
crazyninjafox
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1 Post
May 28 2010 22:49 GMT
#89
Original text:

"teamliquid "

...54 translations later we get:

"Groups of countries."
Gogleion
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States534 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-29 01:08:23
May 29 2010 01:05 GMT
#90
+ Show Spoiler +
"affla"

...54 translations later we get:

"Afflyated."


+ Show Spoiler +
"the vulture"

...54 translations later we get:

"West."


Didn't know what else to do
EffOrt. That is all.
rwan
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada68 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-29 01:58:09
May 29 2010 01:45 GMT
#91
+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"I love majestically ludicrous sex in the anus."

...54 translations later we get:

"I want to have anal sex."


+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"Asians are the best people in the world. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Asia is the largest in the financial world."


+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"I love to swallow my own semen."

...54 translations later we get:

"The New love in my heart."


+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"I love big black dick."

...54 translations later we get:

"Bigguburakkudikku love."
...But the parasites say NO!
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66363 Posts
May 29 2010 01:56 GMT
#92
On May 28 2010 13:56 Jibba wrote:
"life of lively to live to life of full life thanks to shield battery"

...54 translations later we get:

"Batteries work."

lololol 5/5
POGGERS
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
May 29 2010 02:29 GMT
#93
On May 29 2010 10:45 rwan wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"I love majestically ludicrous sex in the anus."

...54 translations later we get:

"I want to have anal sex."


+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"Asians are the best people in the world. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Asia is the largest in the financial world."


+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"I love to swallow my own semen."

...54 translations later we get:

"The New love in my heart."


+ Show Spoiler +
Original text:

"I love big black dick."

...54 translations later we get:

"Bigguburakkudikku love."


hahah wow, asians are the best = ASIA BIGGEST FINANCIAL REGION!
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
May 29 2010 03:23 GMT
#94
"hey alffla Im going to visit you during the summer in Hong Kong are you up for this? I totally can't wait till I finally get to see you!!! Man you are the best hang kang poster ever"

...54 translations later we get:

"Welcome to Hong Kong and alffla export credit can not wait to see you! Father and good people in Hong Kong."

I guess we won't see each other Alff D:
dats racist
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
May 29 2010 03:38 GMT
#95
On May 29 2010 05:05 YoureFired wrote:
"french people smell bad because of"

"French perfume"
knew it

lolol
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
May 29 2010 04:11 GMT
#96
Predict the MSL Finals!

Original text:

"MSL Finals: Flash versus Jaedong"

...54 translations later we get:

"In 2007, financial results: flash capacity."


I have no idea. Anyone care to interpret?
Don't Shoot the Penguins. | Dance, 성은, dance! | Killer FanKlub | Action sucks. | Storm Terran hwaiting.
wooozy
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
3813 Posts
May 29 2010 04:32 GMT
#97
"jaedong will beat flash"

...54 translations later we get:

"Flash and fire starts"
MidnightGladius
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
China1214 Posts
May 29 2010 04:56 GMT
#98
Original text:

"Does God command things because they are right, or are things right because God commands them?"

...54 translations later we get:

"But God's God."
Trust in Bayes.
l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
May 29 2010 05:18 GMT
#99
"Korea is the best country to become a pro gamer in StarCraft"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mp3, Korea, Brazil, the best fish."
Writer
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-29 05:33:13
May 29 2010 05:32 GMT
#100
Great Great great Great Great Grandfather
+ Show Spoiler +

BELARUSIAN : Вялікі вялікая вялікая вялікая прадзед
Back to ENGLISH : More more more more great-grandfather
BULGARIAN : Още по-по-по-прадядо
Back to ENGLISH : More more more great-grandfather
CATALAN : Més més més besavi
Back to ENGLISH : More more more great-grandfather
CHINESE : 更多更多更多的曾祖父
Back to ENGLISH : More more more great-grandfather
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 更多更多更多的曾祖父
Back to ENGLISH : More more more great-grandfather
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 更多更多更多的曾祖父
Back to ENGLISH : More more more great-grandfather
CROATIAN : Još više više pradjed
Back to ENGLISH : Find more great-grandfather more
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
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