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So some girl adds me on facebook. We have 2 mutual friends, a couple of guys I know went to my highschool. I look at her profile and see it's really new, probably created this day. She has like 20 other friends at the time. Check it out here.
http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000718227323
Because she's fucking hot as hell, I of course accept and we talked on facebook chat for like 5 minutes. Apparently she's been homeschooled all her life (she would be in grade12 now) and has a super-protective mom that doesn't let her out often. She's adding random people in her area that she doesn't know.
Too good to be true? Seems like it has to be some sort of scam shit to me. Or a pedophile. What do you think?
Also, on another note, how fucking hilarious is it to immedaitely see a bunch of guys write "o heyyy how u doin what r u sayin tonite yo?" immediately.. lol.
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United States20254 Posts
Looking at her profile for 2 seconds screams scam.
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Maybe it's your friends messing around with you. I have a friend who loves pretending to be hot girls on Facebook and blackmailing them with embarrassing chatlogs.
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A girl like that with only 60 friends...
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Worst case scenario, the talk you had was automessages which triggers after each message received, predicting the course of the conversation 
Most likely it's a scam, yeah. Or a really horny teenager who's been overprotected and will put anything up her bajingo - either way it's a losing situation, as far as I'm concerned
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I doubt a super-protective mom would let her buy clothes like that. But it's possible, most likely scam.
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We had a good conversation, no way it was ever scripted.
I do notice she added all guys though..
Sigh
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duuuude it's real, try and hook up with her
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I just can'tfigure out what the scam is. Like it just screams scam, but it's not one of those things where it's like "omg chek out my site"
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Enjoy my sloppy seconds.
Btw, she likes Chopin and enjoys reading Immanuel Kant's views of philosophy.
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Meet her in real life and you'll know if its a scam or not
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Just forget about it. 10/10's are awful in bed anyways.
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Canada5565 Posts
Hook up with her and tell us if she has a penis or not.
But yeah, I smell troll. Just look at recent activity lol.
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United States4796 Posts
This thing screams troll.
Talk to her for another 5 minutes and she'll reveal her fortune that you have to pay $1000 to access. 
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On February 13 2010 12:04 MaReK wrote:
Added.
rofl that's funny. Anybody else willing to add her? I'd like to see how many TLers can add her.
But ya seems very fake.
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So stupid. Why do ppl fall for something this obvious?
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On February 13 2010 11:58 Ian Ian Ian wrote:
I just can'tfigure out what the scam is. Like it just screams scam, but it's not one of those things where it's like "omg chek out my site"
A lot of them take that later in the conversation. I had someone add me on msn and after a little scripted conversation, the bot started talking about chatting via webcam but I had to install a program which made it more fun, linking to some site
Nevertheless, if you're sure it's not scripted it sounds like a troll, as the others mention - or simply just horney
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damn, this is so fucking obvious. just look at her friends and info. nobody does that.
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WTF dont listen to the people here. That is some fine unclaimed land. You need to ride that hard ASAP.
Do everything you can to beat these other lackluster schmoes to the end of the rainbow. Buy you lots of gifts, send her a little extra spending cash, probably should send a couple pics to her too if you know what I mean.
wtf are you even waiting for. Go.
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if it's real it's gonna get deleted when her mom finds out lol, how old is the profile?
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I'm fairly certain it was created today if not yesterday.
Yeah, she mentioned that her mom "didnt know" she had facebook. And that she isn't allowed out often. So I'm thinking like wtf, you add 40 guys in your area for what reason?
I guess it makes sense for it to be a troll. I'll see if I can get some more info. Drive over sometime.
So want it to be true. Lol
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Signs it's fake:
The clothes- The overprotective mother let's her wear something that lowcut?
The attractiveness- She's way too hot. Too good to be true, as you said.
Quality of Photo- She has to hide shit from mom it seems, but has access to a nice camera, and is familiar with flattering photo techniques
Friends Added: Every single one is male. Maybe she's really horny, but you'd think she'd want to make a lot of female friends as well, since she shouldn't have many of those either.
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On February 13 2010 12:36 Sight wrote:
Friends Added: Every single one is male. Maybe she's really horny, but you'd think she'd want to make a lot of female friends as well, since she shouldn't have many of those either.
There's 3 females: Zoey, Sophia and Paola.
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On February 13 2010 12:39 MaReK wrote:Show nested quote +On February 13 2010 12:36 Sight wrote:
Friends Added: Every single one is male. Maybe she's really horny, but you'd think she'd want to make a lot of female friends as well, since she shouldn't have many of those either. There's 3 females: Zoey, Sophia and Paola.
All right, 3 out of 60. I think she'd be a little more inclined to socialize with both genders.
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Looking for men
Interested in dating/friendship
Outgoing/easy to get along with
Friends almost all male.
All that from a girl with a "protective mom".
Either it's fake or she's horny.
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" I loveeee to listen to music and eat pizza :p"
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On February 13 2010 12:46 lilsusie wrote:
" I loveeee to listen to music and eat pizza :p"
That's deep.
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Im very outgoing and easy to get along with. Im an only child and have have a mom who is overprotective and home schools me . I like to have fun and can be really silly at times. I loveeee to listen to music and eat pizza :p. Talk to you soon! 
Looks like obvious bait to me lol
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I'll never understand what men has come to these days
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My HS had like 600 people, and people STILL add obvious fakes even though we pretty much all knew each other. Once the ball gets rolling (i.e. the fake adds the idiots so s/he has >30 people from the same network), it's incredible how many people (who'd otherwise deny) friend the fake without giving it much thought.
Anyway, it's a fake.
edit: Also, no one adds 6 profile pictures in the same day lol.
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Doesn't have to be a troll, could be a pedo.
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it is a trap.
defriend her before she sends you a virus that turns your computer into hot fire.
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On February 13 2010 13:23 omfghi2u2 wrote:
it is a trap.
defriend her before she sends you a virus that turns your computer into hot fire.
or your dick
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i bet you probably clicked on those banners that say your the 999999999th customer to redeem the mega wonderful prize that infests your computer with more spamming advertisements.
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She accepted my friend request and is online. What should I ask her 
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On February 13 2010 14:11 MaReK wrote:She accepted my friend request and is online. What should I ask her
Ask for more pics of course!
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Don't. Why. No.
If she asks for a money wire claiming she needs to escape afr- i mean home...just no.
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I added "her" too! This will be fun.
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Hahaha...she sent me a FB email message thing. "Dude let me talk to you for a fuckin second"
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I've gotten three of these random invites in the past week -_-
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Great tits. All of her friends are men lol.
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On February 13 2010 14:18 MaReK wrote:Done.
LOL
edit: lol the explanation is hilarious too
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Why did this creep chat with OP?
Also it's likely this creep is doing it out of possibly even more immoral reasons. Fake FB accounts were used to aid in scamming notable poker players for their aim etc. security question answers (reminder to always make sure your security questions are bogus). I wouldn't mind snitching, but meh there's likely not much you can do (maybe report to FB for abuse?). Unless we get this thread to the top of google searching? Sarah Rivers Sarah Rivers Sarah Rivers
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On February 13 2010 14:51 MaReK wrote:Mystery solved:
LOOOL! Epic win, haha ^^
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On February 13 2010 15:06 Heaven.ReV wrote:LOOOL! Epic win, haha ^^
rofl so this guy is trying to trap his friend-girl's boyfriend into bullshitting so he can impress the girl?
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So he just randomly tells you that?
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lol i wouldn't even think about what i would do next
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
lmao 17 year old in cambridge doin this shit? wtf
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hook up with her and tell us what happens.
like when she tries to rape you, but she turns out to be a he, and then he takes ure virginity, ... lol
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On February 13 2010 15:29 zergnewb wrote:
So he just randomly tells you that?
Basically, yep.
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if it's too good to be true, then it probably is.
especially online =.=
once you've used tagged.com, these things become so obvious
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just fyi, her city changes to w/e city you reside in...
edit:
too late:
On February 13 2010 15:06 Heaven.ReV wrote:LOOOL! Epic win, haha ^^
lol tl wins again
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On February 13 2010 16:33 Cambium wrote:just fyi, her city changes to w/e city you reside in... edit: too late: Show nested quote +On February 13 2010 15:06 Heaven.ReV wrote:On February 13 2010 14:51 MaReK wrote:Mystery solved: LOOOL! Epic win, haha ^^ lol tl wins again
LOL hahahaha what an idiot
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You got pwned. Looking like that + homeschooled? LOL
Though, the person's plan would probably work on their unnamed victim..
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she is hot though...too bad not real! lol
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On February 13 2010 12:46 lilsusie wrote:
" I loveeee to listen to music and eat pizza :p"
dang I was comment on that ultraaaa generic self-description
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That guy is dumb if he couldn't make a more genuine looking profile.
He probably could've just written "I <3 Twilight!!!" 100 times and that'd be believable.
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this thread has so much potential haha
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On February 13 2010 12:01 JadeFist wrote:
Just forget about it. 10/10's are awful in bed anyways.
bwahaha
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What a flawless plan. I'm sure the girl will be extremely impressed by this and totally not creeped out at all.
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How do a girl that never gets out get a suntan like that?
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Ahahaha that's awesome.
TL wins again.
@GTR: Yes. I was about to say wtf how you creep, then remember my screenname..
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He confessed because he was linked to this thread.
LOL
And how does a girl that never gets out keeps in shape like that? Given she loves pizza?
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Lol go look at the post by Michael Damyanovich. Hilarious. Guy so desparate
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United States3573 Posts
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If you want to bring back lilsusie's hate of the rating scale, I'd give her an 8.5. Nice pic even though it's not "her."
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Marek -- great work.
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sooooo... does anyone actually know the real girl? because she is fuckin fine as hell. hahaha
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blackmail the guy into setting you up with the real girl
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Singapore66158 Posts
yeah
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Calgary25980 Posts
LOL what a reversal of fates hahaha
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