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Evolution of Evony ads

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Abjurer
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Sweden213 Posts
September 17 2009 13:32 GMT
#1
No one can possibly have missed the ridiculous Evony ads plastered everywhere. It all started pretty innocent but the amount of pixelated cleavage steadily increased.

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ALright, seems like a standard medieval internet game, nothing special.
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The advertising team finally drops the ball.
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Searched around a bit and a lot of people have written about it:
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http://www.gossipgamers.com/evony-ad-girl-will-get-naked-someday/
http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/07/24/evony-ad-campaign-where-breasts-trick-you-into-playing-a-civ-clone/
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001286.html


*****
bw<3 cj<3
GGQ
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada2653 Posts
September 17 2009 13:57 GMT
#2
Yeah, I've noticed this myself, but is the last one for real? I haven't seen that one yet.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26003 Posts
September 17 2009 14:00 GMT
#3
Yea, they realized hits went up as they increased the cleavage I guess. And yes, the latest Evony ad is just a giant pair of breasts.
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madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
September 17 2009 14:06 GMT
#4
AHAHA! the latest ad is just ridiculous. i thought the "play discreetly" ad was pushing it and now... boobs and the ability to play secretly!
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
September 17 2009 14:09 GMT
#5
Wow, I thought it was just a perverted game and wat's up with all the cloning?
CS = Special Forces, BlackShot then this is a Civ clone per say..

Yeah forgot about dota being cloned to HoN or LoL.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
September 17 2009 14:16 GMT
#6
The last one is just hilarious
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
September 17 2009 14:31 GMT
#7
Man these evony guys are wicked smart
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
September 17 2009 14:38 GMT
#8
Lmao, masters of marketing.
DoX.)
Profile Joined December 2008
Singapore6164 Posts
September 17 2009 14:43 GMT
#9
yea wtf is up with those ads it gets really awkward if i'm just trying to browse some harmless website and my parents are in the room...

Does the game even have anything to do with chicks??
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
September 17 2009 15:07 GMT
#10
nope there isn't even a princess in the game as far as I know
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
September 17 2009 15:09 GMT
#11
also:
http://www.bruceongames.com/2009/08/25/evony-want-to-sue-me-for-telling-the-truth/

LOL
h3r1n6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Iceland2039 Posts
September 17 2009 15:26 GMT
#12
We can't get attention with our game - LETS USE BOOBS INSTEAD.
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
September 17 2009 15:28 GMT
#13
I've noticed these myself, it seemed like every time i saw one of their ads it was a new one with a new chick
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
jiabung
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States720 Posts
September 17 2009 15:35 GMT
#14
this is like a quick synopsis of the evolution of advertising in general.
Mobius
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1268 Posts
September 17 2009 16:13 GMT
#15
Pretty much what happened was "Cool we just stole all the graphics from age of empires and civilization... OMFG! Lets make a game!"
Entusman #51
Pseudo_Utopia
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Canada827 Posts
September 17 2009 16:20 GMT
#16
Wow I don't even remember the first one. It's pretty funny when you think about it... hundreds of guys clicking on it and then playing the game, persistently moving forward in it hoping to see boobs after beating some boss or reaching level 69 or something ^^
Retired SchiSm[LighT]
Avius
Profile Joined October 2007
Iraq1796 Posts
September 17 2009 17:19 GMT
#17
On September 18 2009 00:35 ilovelosses wrote:
this is like a quick synopsis of the evolution of advertising in general.


I totally agree with you. Even the music industry follows this trend, let alone advertising. It's about shaking that booty now instead of the music.
aka. Samael
m4gdelen4
Profile Joined October 2008
United States416 Posts
September 17 2009 17:25 GMT
#18
Ahahah I've notved these

It's like hey went "AAGG! Look! Booobss play our fucking game Christ..."
it does to blue what blue does to you
stanley_
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States816 Posts
September 17 2009 18:44 GMT
#19
lol i've seen about 3 of these before. soooo does anyone actually play?
hoorah
Biochemist
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1008 Posts
September 17 2009 21:01 GMT
#20
On September 18 2009 03:44 stanley_ wrote:
lol i've seen about 3 of these before. soooo does anyone actually play?


I played it for a bit. It's not a bad strategy game at first, but the late game is totally broken. Once you have ballistas and enough tech upgrades, you can build and farm these NPC cities with no losses. You get so much resources and food from them that you can just pack your cities with barracks and keep building almost indefinitely. Since you can never send more than 100k soldiers with a single attack (125k if you use a rare item), a defender with enough troops in his city becomes virtually impossible to kill or even scout. It turns into a stalemate pretty quickly, and you end up having to constantly be online to farm your NPCs so your troops don't starve.

I guess it's a lot like warcraft 3.
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
September 17 2009 21:32 GMT
#21
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i've also seen this one before on Watch-onepiece.com ;x
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
September 17 2009 21:58 GMT
#22
yeah, noticed that too. really annoying w/ parents walking around.
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
September 17 2009 22:01 GMT
#23
I've heard literally nothing good about this game so far. No exaggerations.
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 17 2009 23:47 GMT
#24
I just saw a new one.
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Srsly it is just porn now.
Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
September 18 2009 01:55 GMT
#25
Meh game, smart advertising.
plated.rawr
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Norway1676 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-20 00:35:59
September 20 2009 00:33 GMT
#26
... and in recent Evony commercial news, the most recent one is of a curly-haired brunette with a unmistakable creamy stain on her upper lip with a drop running down her face. Of course, it's all subtly hidden with these lines: "The web's HOTTEST online game. Don't sweat it. It's free!"

Yea, sweat was exactly what I had in mind there.

Classy.

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