As a Creative Writing major, I do a lot of writing. Specifically, poetry writing. So, I thought I'd try my hand at a few StarCraft Haikus. Clearly these are not works of English bravado, nor do they convey the type of writing that I actually do. However, they are simply fun, three line exercises that will hopefully make you smile. I'm sure we've all been in one of these situations once or twice.
I, a Terran Mule sent to work, I fall apart imbalanced, alone...
Stayed up late last night the GSL was calling Liquid`HuK fighting!
Melding High Templar Takes two to make an Archon This is true nerd love.
Void Rays? What the hell? Oh no! Hallucination A good skill toi have.
Cattle-bruiser rush? Listen to Totalbiscuit British know what's best
One lonely pylon can Uniden make the block? Welcome to frowntown.
Push fails, fall back furiously mash 'A' key "need more minerals"
Early in the game timing push distracting you fuck, no one in gas
Overlords descend carpet-bomb deadly banelings Release the Gracken!
About to push out Scouting overlord in main Surprise! Nydus worm!
I pylon on nine my worker sent off to scout oh shit, a six pool.
On May 11 2011 05:31 bellhop wrote: Void Rays? What the hell? Oh no! Hallucination A good skill toi have.
Early in the game timing push distracting you fuck, no one in gas
I pylon on nine my worker sent off to scout oh shit, a six pool.
My favorite, most true, and the saddest in respective order.
Great haikus! Even though making haikus really isn't the hardest thing in the world to do, I can not do a good haiku for the life of me, so I can't help but respect people who can make them, lol
On May 11 2011 06:02 MangoTango wrote: I think you need to meet our resident haikuist, Trozz.
Speaking of Trozz... where is he nowadays? I haven't seen him around lately, Nor Frozz for that matter either! D:
Thanks for your support! I'm sure I'll come back with some more soon. Finals week is upon me and I've got some 'real' poetry to write. I need to brush up on my Brood War and start penning some lines about Flash/Jaedong/Bisu.
EPT
