EPTEG.IdrA vs FXOSheth Showmatch - Page 10
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AskJoshy
United States1625 Posts
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RyanRushia
United States2748 Posts
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DImported
Australia149 Posts
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GrundlePinch
United States29 Posts
It starts off with me swimming in a local lake. Upon diving in I notice that there are roughly one hundred other men swimming underwater. It strikes me that there is some sort of army training group going on. They all soon get out of the water and migrate to this massive log cabin, naturally I follow. Once inside I look around I spot who I think to be Sheth. Walking closer, my thoughts are confirmed, he is sitting with his girlfriend. I start with the natural star-struck conversation; "Hey, are you Sheth," to which he responds, "Yup, thats me." Being the extremly nice person that he is, I talk with him and his girlfriend for a little bit. Suddenly, Sheth looks at his watch and says, "Oh, I'm scheduled to do battle in 15 minutes sorry man I got to go." Without delay he jumps on his motorcycle which appeard behind him and rides out of the door. His girlfriend explains that he is going to fight Idra. She explains further that Sheth has been frightened of the match because of rumors he heard about Idra's fighting style. Many hours pass and there is no word from Sheth. His girlfriend becomes very worried and insists that we go in search of him. So her motorcycle appears behind her and I ride bitch. She apparantly knows the way and we soon arrive to Idra's house. It is a castle. Massive, made a stone, turrets, a drawbridge, it even has a moat. It is a legit castle. So, both of us, awestruck approach the castle. The drawbridge is down so we simply walk inside. Once inside the dimensions of the place seem impossibly different. It is one long room (probably about 100 yards long) we are greeted by Sheth's bleeding carcass impaled on a spike to the left. His girlfriend instantly begins to sob but soon the tears stop and she is filled with rage, yearning for revenge. We begin to walk down the massive hallway, noticing that both walls are lined with corpses arranged in the same way as Sheth. Blood drips down the walls and soaks into the carpet, giving the place an acrid stench. The carpet ends and there is a door. We open the door and there he is. He sits on a massive throne, surrounded by gold coins, goblets, necklaces, rings, jewels and crowns. "I have been expecting you." We hear this voice from everywhere, it seems to make the walls tremble. Idra then, without warning, jumps from his throne at me, crossing a distance of roughly 20 yards. I dodge it at the last second, tumbling into the gold. Sheth's girlfriend is just staring at Idra, unable to move, paralyzed with fear. I pick up the sharpest crown I can find and begin brandishing it like a sword. Idra, in response, opens his mouth wide and reveals a large, sharp set of fangs, dripping with some unknown liquid. He turns to Sheth's girlfriend but I leap in the way and shove the crown at Idra's chest. It connects, leaving 5 stab-wounds which form a circle. It also succeeds in knocking Idra away from Sheth's girlfriend and knocking her out of her daze. She instantly realizes the situation and picks up various coins and jewels and begins to chuck them at Idra. Clearly agitated, Idra dashes towards her again, mouth open to an impossible size. This time I am too focused on how massive Idra's fangs are to help. The fangs tear deep holes into her neck, blood instantly erupts everywhere. In all this I notice that Idra's back is turned to me, Instantly, I seize the opportunity and drive the crown into Idra's back with all my force. Once fully inserted I turn it as far as I can. It leaves a massive hole in the center of Idra's chest and he collapses along with Sheth's girlfriend, who has become deflated. Many gases and vapors escape through the hole and Idra slowly begins to fade, the remainder of his body turns to black to like smoldering newspaper. With his last breath he manages to whisper. "H-H-How could... could I looooose... and to a n-n-noob like youuuuu." He then disappears leaving behind only a puddle of blood. I breathe a sigh of relief then realize the raisin that is lying just 4 feet from where I stand. I bend over and take her in my arms but there is no breath, there is no pulse, the life was literally sucked out of her. At least she got her revenge. Turning my back to all of it I walk outside of the throne room and down the long hallway. I stopped only once. I laid my hand my Sheth's foot. "You were a noble warrior, I have avenged you but in the process have sacrificed your beloved and for this I ask your forgiveness." I shed a tear and it drops to the floor and mixes in with the puddle of Sheth's blood that has already formed there. I then leave and step outside into the glorious daylight. So... I predict a 3-0 Idra victory followed by a 3-0 GrundlePinch victory. Dreams don't lie. | ||
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dislike
Germany54 Posts
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Liquid`Sheth
United States2095 Posts
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hmunkey
United Kingdom1973 Posts
Think: SOTG, but relevant to non-protosses. | ||
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DoubleB
Germany870 Posts
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ohmygod0715
Taiwan2 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/1OXyK.jpg) | ||
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Silmu
Finland34 Posts
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hmunkey
United Kingdom1973 Posts
On May 02 2011 23:36 DoubleB wrote: Damn there is no better ZvZ you can watch than IdrA vs Sheth :-O No better ZvZ in NA.* I wouldn't trivialize non-American players.  | ||
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Let it Raine
Canada1245 Posts
hopefully this is better than nestea vs fruitdealer! | ||
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Dniel
Sweden5 Posts
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Dezire
Netherlands640 Posts
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Corvi
Germany1406 Posts
well, i hope for the best. | ||
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MateriaReactor
United States5 Posts
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Wideload
Canada5 Posts
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viii
United States266 Posts
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Linoge
Hungary115 Posts
On May 02 2011 23:51 ohmygod0715 wrote: That's awesome :D | ||
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GrundlePinch
United States29 Posts
On May 02 2011 23:51 ohmygod0715 wrote: That image pretty much fits my dream exactly >.> Intentional? | ||
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