On March 05 2010 13:55 blue_arrow wrote:
napoleon did have a miniscule dick tho

i heard they chopped it off and put it on display somewhere; apparently he had a 2 inch max boner

oh yeah totally bro

flamewheel

FREEAGLELAND26780 Posts

March 05 2010 05:03 GMT

#30

Agreed, OP. I guess the people are hating because they themselves are trying to compensate for something... oh wait...

ErOs_HalO

United States167 Posts

March 05 2010 05:06 GMT

#31

Doing anything is obviously totally uncool now bro.

You need to gossip and act like nothing matters. DUH

blue_arrow

1971 Posts

March 05 2010 05:09 GMT

#32

On March 05 2010 14:00 lazz wrote:

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oh yeah totally bro

after some googling i stand corrected -

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2487/what-happened-to-napoleons-penis
http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/napoleon.shtml
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=92126411

Apparently it's only an inch long and in the private collection of a dick-doctor

GreEny K

Germany7312 Posts

March 05 2010 05:11 GMT

#33

I'm like WTF IS THIS BS? Has everyone seriously gotten so fucking narcissistic that they have to find some ridiculously far fetched excuse whenever someone else does something amazing?

Yes

OMin

United States545 Posts

March 05 2010 05:12 GMT

#34

On March 05 2010 13:26 Murderotica wrote:
"I go on dates with girls where I'm like, talking about my achievements like any sane man would"

I'm pretty sure you have a small penis. I mean, if you have the word "king" in your name, you must have illusions of grandeur or something.

the only king i could think of on a date is fuc-king

jk

Ack1027

United States7873 Posts

March 05 2010 05:16 GMT

#35

Really? Nobody knows KingKRule is probably from Donkey Kong?
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Nevuk

United States16280 Posts

March 05 2010 05:37 GMT

#36

It sounds like you're bragging whenever you're on a date and wondering why it's hard to get laid... get better with women.

Not much else to say.

Oh, and I disagree about one thing - if I have a bigger dick than a body builder, then I'm clearly a better person than him.

sharkeyanti

United States1273 Posts

March 05 2010 05:53 GMT

#37

On March 05 2010 14:16 Ack1027 wrote:
Really? Nobody knows KingKRule is probably from Donkey Kong?
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And as we all know, lizard kings have TINY dicks. No wonder OP is freakin the fuck out.

Also, seriously, bragging about one's accomplishments on a date wouldn't seem like the best approach to well... talking to anyone at all. Maybe people work out because they overcompensate for... incompetence.

seppolevne

Canada1681 Posts

March 05 2010 06:19 GMT

#38

On March 05 2010 13:21 KingKRule wrote:
I go on dates with girls where I'm like, talking about my achievements like any sane man would, then the girl suddenly starts flipping out and saying, "wow, you obviously have a lot to prove."

"Ha ha, well you see I'm the owner of the world's largest banana collection."