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On December 11 2012 07:25 Jumperer wrote:
I just called eywa without telling him who i am to talk to him about the whole eurolan situation, and this is what he said.....
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a eurolan tournament, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of hockey cards; cards that I have acquired over a very long career. Cards that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stopped complaining about the eurolan tournament, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
ROFL #1
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On September 20 2012 09:04 Eywa- wrote:Show nested quote +On September 20 2012 09:02 ninazerg wrote:OH NO, NINA IS POSTING IN THE THREAD.So, some quick questions, which are really not troll-questions. Really. Really really. First, will qualifiers still receive the following:
Top Qualifiers receive
- Free Transport
- Free 4-5 Star Accommodation
- Free Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner
- Free Gaming Seat
As this was mentioned in the prior post. The prize pool initially reported was substantially larger than the 3600-dollar pool here (still really impressive)
Prize Breakdown
$18000
$6000
$3000
$1400
$600
$450
$200
And you gave your assurances that this money was already procured for the tournament. I understand you are going to host LANs in other locations, but if the prizepools for the following this LAN and the Moscow LAN combined would be about 14400 dollars, which is substantially lower than the original almost-40,000 dollar prize pool announced, which again, you said you already had available. What is the reason for the drop in prize money? Are you spending more [of the total] money on the venues, accommodations, etc.? See FAQ. Q: What happened to the money original Euro thread boasted? A: It's still there (Grand Finals) Not to mention the 3 other events aside from the grand final.
Guys, the money is still there. Don't worry!
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On December 11 2012 07:25 Jumperer wrote:
I just called eywa without telling him who i am to talk to him about the whole eurolan situation, and this is what he said.....
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a eurolan tournament, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of hockey cards; cards that I have acquired over a very long career. Cards that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stopped complaining about the eurolan tournament, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
I beat you to this joke by months:
On September 20 2012 09:54 ninazerg wrote:Show nested quote +
Q: What if I can't find the location?
A: Someone will pick you up at the airport.
If we are "taken" by human traffickers posing as the LAN officials at the airport, will you send Liam Neeson to rescue us?
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I have taken this to the next level! If you are at all interested in what I have to say, you may go here to enter the Kanto region.
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How old is that guy? It could explain a lot of things
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Thanks for everything you've done until now Eywa, but you neglected organizing/updating tournaments, and frankly, this is not the way to do what you've set to do. You should take a step back and start from the basics. The best thing you can do is: Get some people to help you and take baby steps. Having a big vision is awesome, but you don't just leap into it, you slowly work towards it.
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On December 11 2012 07:25 Jumperer wrote:
I just called eywa without telling him who i am to talk to him about the whole eurolan situation, and this is what he said.....
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a eurolan tournament, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of hockey cards; cards that I have acquired over a very long career. Cards that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stopped complaining about the eurolan tournament, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
Ahahahaha at least some good has come from this.
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On December 11 2012 08:15 3FFA wrote:I have taken this to the next level! If you are at all interested in what I have to say, you may go here to enter the Kanto region.
Geez, it was funny the first and second time, but you don't have to continue the chu chu train, then try to advertise your thread by linking it on the first and second threads like an attention seeker....
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On December 11 2012 07:25 Jumperer wrote:
I just called eywa without telling him who i am to talk to him about the whole eurolan situation, and this is what he said.....
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a eurolan tournament, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of hockey cards; cards that I have acquired over a very long career. Cards that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stopped complaining about the eurolan tournament, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
i just died laughing to this. top post of the day.
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Scanned rather than read this thread because I have Attention Deficit Disorder. I don't care where money comes from and am not sure why people have beef with Eywa. Every time I've talked to him he come across as a likable individual. Eywa don't respond to people that are being stupid. If Kiante wants to be annoying then simply ignore him and ban him from your events.
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On December 11 2012 08:59 puppykiller wrote:
Scanned. If _____ wants to be annoying then simply ignore him and ban him from your events.
I see what you did there.
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On December 11 2012 08:59 puppykiller wrote:
Scanned rather than read this thread because I have Attention Deficit Disorder. I don't care where money comes from and am not sure why people have beef with Eywa. Every time I've talked to him he come across as a likable individual. Eywa don't respond to people that are being stupid. If Kiante wants to be annoying then simply ignore him and ban him from your events.
...No offense but maybe you should try to conquer your ADD and read the thread, if not at least half of it, it would probably help you better understand why people are upset.
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On December 11 2012 04:09 mburke0005 wrote:
lol the russians of the broodwar scene are just amazing.
a+ responses largo+plumbum
I'm not empty posting.
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On December 11 2012 09:04 Game wrote:Show nested quote +On December 11 2012 08:59 puppykiller wrote:
Scanned. If _____ wants to be annoying then simply ignore him and ban him from your events. I see what you did there.
5 Points for Hufflepuff!
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Perhaps Eywa should have considered baseball cards as an alternate means of accruing funds.
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hey guys this is my favorite thread in the history of tl thanks guys okay bye
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On December 11 2012 11:11 PUPATREE wrote:
hey guys this is my favorite thread in the history of tl thanks guys okay bye
You haven't read a lot of TL threads have you?
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bibiane = rush was better
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EPT
