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Sup TL, I heard you guys like girl blogs.
This won't be a typical girl blog because 1) I'm not upset, and 2) I'm not seeking advice, I'm just sharing one of those "fuck this gay earth" moments because I found it amusing to look back on.
Introduction (Skip-able)
+ Show Spoiler +So to start it off, you need to know a little bit about me. I'm extremely introverted, happy to be alone with my thoughts for extended periods of time, I have trouble talking to people I don't know very well, in the last year I have "Dropped enough Spaghetti" to feed Italy for a year and a half, and lastly, I have an amazing knack of saying the most awkward thing possible for any given moment. (e.g. I once told a friend of mine how much I loved his "Zombie" shirt, minutes after he had been mugged).
Now for the actual blog:
+ Show Spoiler +It's the beginning of this year, I've just started university, luckily one of my friends is in all my classes right? it will make it less awkward meeting new people when I have someone I already know! Wrong. he's a lazy sack of shit and didn't show up to class ever, (After the first week). So week 2 of uni, I have 2 choices: 1) Sit by myself and hope someone decides "Hey, maybe that gloomy looking kid with a gaming T-Shirt, Huge headphones, and a cup of coffee big enough to kill a regular man instantly will be someone fun to talk to" or, 2) Ball up and talk to someone myself.
I chose "2" in, looking back on it, seems a very creepy way. I got to class early (not entirely on purpose, bus timings are whack in Australia), and sat near the door so I could suss out who was "worthy" of me attempting to befriend. And I saw the cutest girl standing nervously by herself. so did I do what any normal person would do, and go start a conversation? Nah, screw that, I waited until the class went inside, entered the room last, and prayed she was sitting alone, luckily, she was.
So I went and said "H-h-hey, i-i-is this seat t-t-taken?"
"No sure, go ahead!"
"S-sorry" --Realized my mistake here, and sat down--
So I got my nerves under control, made standard small talk "Whats your name, what are you studying, where did you come from", and we spoke for maybe 5 minutes before the conversation died.
*Oh well, better luck next time, at least you tried*
So I pull out my laptop in defeat and plan to browse TL for the remainder of the lecture, and she happens to notice my Starcraft II Desktop background
"HOLY SHIT, YOU PLAY STARCRAFT, ME TOO!"
I figuratively shat a house I was so surprised this insanely cute girl plays Starcraft, and my inner nerd went on autopilot, and I spoke (at) her about video games for the better part of an hour, and we hit it off pretty well!
"hey, (lets call her B) B, do you want to go out to coffee with me?"
"I don't drink coffee but I'd love to hang out with you" - Awesome.
So we go out to coffee, hang out and just talk for a couple more hours. (I was still too much in shock that a cute girl would want to talk to me that I remembered I don't know how to talk to girls, and spoke about the nerdiest things possible for the entire time), but we found out we were in 6 out of 7 of each others classes, and decided to hang out in all of them.
Over the next few days I was trying my hardest to flirt, we were constantly play-fighting and laughing about random junk, and one time (due to something in a lecture, not spontaneously, she "Accidentally" Licked my lips and half my face, having a great time in general, when I asked her to the movies.
We saw some mid-tier movie like Chronicle or some junk and had a good time laughing, and comparing my social awkwardness to the protagonist. We then went to have ice-cream after the movie, and as we were saying our farewells she blurted out "You totally have to play my boyfriend on starcraft some time!"
>Play my boyfriend on starcraft sometime!
>My boyfriend on starcraft
>Boyfriend
FUCKING SHIT BALLS COCK BURGLAR FUCK THIS GAY EARTH STRANGLE A KITTEN I'M DONE WITH THIS BULLSHIT PLANET
"Haha, yeah sure B, sounds great!"
Literally the rage of 1000 white hot burning suns of hateful fury flowed through me that some asshole was dating this girl, and that she had decided to forget to tell me for a good week.
Happy End:
+ Show Spoiler + now it's 8 months later and we're best (uni) friends and hang out all the time, also her boyfriend is an amazing guy and we play starcraft all the time
P.S. What the fuck is up with babies? the little bastards always stare at me no matter what, I can be in a random room surrounded by people, and babies will look me dead in the eye. Unfortunately I'm an 18 year old male who looks (to older people) like I cut my wrists and smoke weed 7 days a week (I don't), so I can't make stupid faces at them the same way as say, any woman could, so I just have to awkwardly avoid looking at these babies while the little fuckers stare at me as I go about my business.
P.P.S. Sorry for the huge ass wall of text, most things I write are about 10+ pages long minimum (uni papers, and random narratives for fun), and I find a serious fault in everything I write is going into too much detail and rambling, taking far too long to get to the point.
P.P.P.S. Uni has been freaking awesome to me, and I'm able to socialize with anyone I want to, and I no longer have trouble making decent conversation with just about anyone (Except one girl who still makes me drop my spaghetti, but that's for another blog)
  
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Where dat snitch at?36905 Posts
Uhhhh.... So uh what.... What kind of responses are you looking for with this blog?
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Someone clearly spends a lot of time on 4chan, or at least picks up a lot of 4chan writing conventions 
Cute story and not bad haha! Too bad you couldn't get yourself a girlfriend or whatnot, but still a pretty interesting story lol.
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i liked the story, at least you got some friends ^^
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On September 27 2012 16:28 SeeKeR wrote:
Uhhhh.... So uh what.... What kind of responses are you looking for with this blog?
I wasn't actually looking for a response really, I write to clear and organize thoughts in my own head, as my mind runs a million miles an hour. I decided rather than just writing this in word then deleting the document I'd make a blog, I don't know why.. just did
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On September 27 2012 16:29 Aerisky wrote:Someone clearly spends a lot of time on 4chan, or at least picks up a lot of 4chan writing conventions Cute story and not bad haha! Too bad you couldn't get yourself a girlfriend or whatnot, but still a pretty interesting story lol.
I spend quite a bit of time on the /r9k/ board on 4chan, while on public transport. they generally have pretty funny stories, and TL topics don't update with (Meaningful) content quickly enough to make swapping between them worth it.
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What uni/what are you studying?
Also for some reason I laughed so hard at you complimenting your friend's zombie t-shirt just after he had been mugged.
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On September 27 2012 17:14 Suc wrote:
What uni/what are you studying?
Also for some reason I laughed so hard at you complimenting your friend's zombie t-shirt just after he had been mugged.
University of Melbourne, and Psychology / Comp Sci
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took you a while to write up this blog but i guess..good for you? I dunno, that always happens, the boyfriend jumps out of nowhere, if she wasn't your best friend she might have become your girlfriend.
that zombie tshirt compliment is no so farfetched if you think about it, your friend was in the downs and a compliment always lifts up women's spirits, so why wouldn't it uplift a guy's, especially when guys get complimented a lot less.
Also that licking your face, what's up with that, what triggers a person to just lick a friend's face.
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Hey, at least you've got a decent tale to tell for the ages!
Enjoy SC and better luck with the next cute gamer chick you run into =)
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Oh man I know that feeling of a cute girl dropping the bf bomb all too well....
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Which university is this?
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On September 27 2012 21:30 B.I.G. wrote:
Oh man I know that feeling of a cute girl dropping the bf bomb all too well....
Yeah it happens. For me the hardest part is not showing my pain. "oh yeah! your boyfriend!! yay~" My new plan will be to always expect women to have a boyfriend until they drop the hintzzz  .
Literally the rage of 1000 white hot burning suns of hateful fury
Bro, wikipedia told me the red dwarf star is 4000 Kelvins hot... pretty sure your inner heat sensing system will be maxed to oblivion w/ that much heat...
edit : also they don't have rage. My point isn't to mock you though; it'sjust to say you certainly mean figuratively. and therefore no adverb is needed. If you were me, you'd cut adverbs for clarity.
edit #2, who am i to say stars do not have rage? I was limiting myself with "aristotelean" thought patterns.
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from experience girls drop the BF "bomb" to see how you would react.
You should have come out with something more along the lines of "...or i could take you out for dinner this friday/weekend/whateverfuckingdateyoudecide".bam state you intentions clearly await response
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either way good to hear that you see things as they do and wish you luck with uni.
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On September 27 2012 22:19 meteorskunk wrote:Show nested quote +On September 27 2012 21:30 B.I.G. wrote:
Oh man I know that feeling of a cute girl dropping the bf bomb all too well.... Yeah it happens. For me the hardest part is not showing my pain. "oh yeah! your boyfriend!! yay~" My new plan will be to always expect women to have a boyfriend until they drop the hintzzz . Bro, wikipedia told me the red dwarf star is 4000 Kelvins hot... pretty sure your inner heat sensing system will be maxed to oblivion w/ that much heat... edit : also they don't have rage. My point isn't to mock you though; it'sjust to say you certainly mean figuratively. and therefore no adverb is needed. If you were me, you'd cut adverbs for clarity. edit #2, who am i to say stars do not have rage? I was limiting myself with "aristotelean" thought patterns.
OMG, just for everyone to appreciate the amount of analness that went into that post. You were not just nitpicking that he wrote "literally", you actually researched which kind of star would be the coldest so that the miniscule chance of someone smartassing you that he didn't say he woud burn that hot is negated.
You are my hero <3^^
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On September 27 2012 23:15 aqui wrote:Show nested quote +On September 27 2012 22:19 meteorskunk wrote:On September 27 2012 21:30 B.I.G. wrote:
Oh man I know that feeling of a cute girl dropping the bf bomb all too well.... Yeah it happens. For me the hardest part is not showing my pain. "oh yeah! your boyfriend!! yay~" My new plan will be to always expect women to have a boyfriend until they drop the hintzzz . Literally the rage of 1000 white hot burning suns of hateful fury Bro, wikipedia told me the red dwarf star is 4000 Kelvins hot... pretty sure your inner heat sensing system will be maxed to oblivion w/ that much heat... edit : also they don't have rage. My point isn't to mock you though; it'sjust to say you certainly mean figuratively. and therefore no adverb is needed. If you were me, you'd cut adverbs for clarity. edit #2, who am i to say stars do not have rage? I was limiting myself with "aristotelean" thought patterns. OMG, just for everyone to appreciate the amount of analness that went into that post. You were not just nitpicking that he wrote "literally", you actually researched which kind of star would be the coldest so that the miniscule chance of someone smartassing you that he didn't say he woud burn that hot is negated. You are my hero <3^^
oh man, laughing but kind of embarrassed you blew my cover. You give me a bit too much credit though.. I'm mostly just trying to sound smarter than I am. and for some reason i always remember a little about red dwarfs because it strikes me as funny to name a star after a stumpy mythological creature.. i guess it makes sense with constellations and such though
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On September 27 2012 23:28 meteorskunk wrote:Show nested quote +On September 27 2012 23:15 aqui wrote:On September 27 2012 22:19 meteorskunk wrote:On September 27 2012 21:30 B.I.G. wrote:
Oh man I know that feeling of a cute girl dropping the bf bomb all too well.... Yeah it happens. For me the hardest part is not showing my pain. "oh yeah! your boyfriend!! yay~" My new plan will be to always expect women to have a boyfriend until they drop the hintzzz . Literally the rage of 1000 white hot burning suns of hateful fury Bro, wikipedia told me the red dwarf star is 4000 Kelvins hot... pretty sure your inner heat sensing system will be maxed to oblivion w/ that much heat... edit : also they don't have rage. My point isn't to mock you though; it'sjust to say you certainly mean figuratively. and therefore no adverb is needed. If you were me, you'd cut adverbs for clarity. edit #2, who am i to say stars do not have rage? I was limiting myself with "aristotelean" thought patterns. OMG, just for everyone to appreciate the amount of analness that went into that post. You were not just nitpicking that he wrote "literally", you actually researched which kind of star would be the coldest so that the miniscule chance of someone smartassing you that he didn't say he woud burn that hot is negated. You are my hero <3^^ oh man, laughing but kind of embarrassed you blew my cover. You give me a bit too much credit though.. I'm mostly just trying to sound smarter than I am. and for some reason i always remember a little about red dwarfs because it strikes me as funny to name a star after a stumpy mythological creature.. i guess it makes sense with constellations and such though
I would rather it would have been named red dwarf after the little red plastic dwarfs you find in front of many german houses, i fear though that it is called red because it burns colder than our sun meaning its radiation is redshifted and dwarf because it is not really that big
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We then went to have ice-cream after the movie, and as we were saying our farewells she blurted out "You totally have to play my boyfriend on starcraft some time!"
>Play my boyfriend on starcraft sometime!
>My boyfriend on starcraft
>Boyfriend
Ahahaha that section literally played out like it did in movies. Complete with the echo at the end.
On September 27 2012 22:19 meteorskunk wrote:Show nested quote +On September 27 2012 21:30 B.I.G. wrote:
Oh man I know that feeling of a cute girl dropping the bf bomb all too well.... Yeah it happens. For me the hardest part is not showing my pain. "oh yeah! your boyfriend!! yay~" My new plan will be to always expect women to have a boyfriend until they drop the hintzzz .
Actually that's a bad mindset to have. Better to assume they're single and attracted to you unless shown otherwise.
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On September 27 2012 23:15 aqui wrote:Show nested quote +On September 27 2012 22:19 meteorskunk wrote:On September 27 2012 21:30 B.I.G. wrote:
Oh man I know that feeling of a cute girl dropping the bf bomb all too well.... Yeah it happens. For me the hardest part is not showing my pain. "oh yeah! your boyfriend!! yay~" My new plan will be to always expect women to have a boyfriend until they drop the hintzzz . Literally the rage of 1000 white hot burning suns of hateful fury Bro, wikipedia told me the red dwarf star is 4000 Kelvins hot... pretty sure your inner heat sensing system will be maxed to oblivion w/ that much heat... edit : also they don't have rage. My point isn't to mock you though; it'sjust to say you certainly mean figuratively. and therefore no adverb is needed. If you were me, you'd cut adverbs for clarity. edit #2, who am i to say stars do not have rage? I was limiting myself with "aristotelean" thought patterns. OMG, just for everyone to appreciate the amount of analness that went into that post. You were not just nitpicking that he wrote "literally", you actually researched which kind of star would be the coldest so that the miniscule chance of someone smartassing you that he didn't say he woud burn that hot is negated. You are my hero <3^^
If 'literally' didn't fall into that "like... omg lol, like for real" section of our language, I would probably abuse it to troll these literalists who take the denotation of a word too seriously.
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