Oh Thorzain,
Thorzain, I fell in love with you when you destroyed FruitDealer,
I loved how Liquid Tyler died to Thors and cars from hell,
But today Hero sliced you apart like an onion peel,
Do tell, do tell,
How can you beat Protoss without Thors?
I watch Protoss take away Kawaii’s Light,
Why must Terran not have counters to ‘Toss’s Corps,
Oh, Thorzain, I remember you gave MC a fright,
Do tell, do tell.
Oh, Thorzain, why could you not beat Hero?
I know you are not a zero,
We need inspiration from the Spoon,
If we are going to beat those ‘Toss goons.
The poem is far from perfect, but this reflects a day of ladder frustration vs. Toss and watching KR and Thorzain get beatdown A sad day.