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PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5069 Posts
June 08 2006 04:21 GMT
#1
http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/

Some people stole this guy's T-Mobile Sidekick (I think it's like a cell phone that can go online and do other kinds of stuff, not sure since I don't have one) and with the justice of the internet he plans to get it back through shame and humiliation. Lots of goon work involved, it's a good read so far.

Enjoy.
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
June 08 2006 04:27 GMT
#2
Nice. Thats all i can say.

What an idiot the person who stole it was lol.
Eniram
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Sudan3166 Posts
June 08 2006 04:31 GMT
#3
I've been following this since yesterday morning. Its quite interesting. You might want to e-mail the guy and let him know you created this topic. He'll add the link to the site if he ever gets around to it.
You can like take a newb to like water, but you cant like make a newb drink. Ya know? - Jeremy
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5069 Posts
June 08 2006 04:40 GMT
#4
Thanks, did that just now.
venusian.kohai
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada741 Posts
June 08 2006 04:53 GMT
#5
she should just give back the phone + hung and end all suffering
“Scouting? What the hell! Who cares about scouting? Mass archon, baby!”
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
June 08 2006 05:12 GMT
#6
This story makes it seem it's normal to lose it. Fucking ducktape it to your ear if you can't be responsible enough to not lose it in every taxi.

Anyways the "thief" is pretty hilarious. :p
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
June 08 2006 05:21 GMT
#7
I've always wanted to be the first to say the inevitably distasteful:

"I'd hit it."

Oh yeah, the guy's pretty fuckin' awesome too. Fun read.

Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6773 Posts
June 08 2006 05:26 GMT
#8
Wow, owned. ahaha
Graphics
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
June 08 2006 05:38 GMT
#9
On June 08 2006 14:21 Rayzorblade wrote:
I'd hit it.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
zergc1
Profile Joined October 2004
Zimbabwe961 Posts
June 08 2006 05:44 GMT
#10
i found this story funny until i read this :
Getting a bit of flak now from my friends that I am paying now for bandwdith and this, I have relented to putting up ONE small donation link.

sorry but asking for donations make me think that the whole story has been "created" to make money. Maybe im wrong.
Mr.Testie
Profile Joined February 2006
973 Posts
June 08 2006 06:01 GMT
#11
Agreed, was a fun read. ;P
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-06-08 06:06:00
June 08 2006 06:05 GMT
#12
On June 08 2006 14:44 zergc1 wrote:
i found this story funny until i read this :
Getting a bit of flak now from my friends that I am paying now for bandwdith and this, I have relented to putting up ONE small donation link.

sorry but asking for donations make me think that the whole story has been "created" to make money. Maybe im wrong.

WRONG, If you read it entirely and clicked the links you would know this is completely real. This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on the net. He's only asking for money to pay for the immense bandwith the site is using.
Stim_Abuser
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1277 Posts
June 08 2006 06:44 GMT
#13
i found it rather boring...
you can tell what your enemy fears most by the means he uses to frighten you.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
June 08 2006 07:05 GMT
#14
ahahah 'your white ass doesn't deserve it back...'
This is sad sad racism... The thief deserves a beating.

Good read.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
exigent123
Profile Joined May 2006
Canada64 Posts
June 08 2006 07:10 GMT
#15
what were you expecting? The richness and enjoyment of a classical novel? He's just trying to get his phone back, of course its gonna be boring.....
none
istyle
Profile Joined February 2006
United States4 Posts
June 08 2006 07:12 GMT
#16
Can't they put her boyfriend in jail for statutory rape? The age of legal consent in NYC is 17..
5HITCOMBO
Profile Joined March 2006
Japan2239 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-06-08 07:23:25
June 08 2006 07:21 GMT
#17
On June 08 2006 14:44 zergc1 wrote:
i found this story funny until i read this :
Getting a bit of flak now from my friends that I am paying now for bandwdith and this, I have relented to putting up ONE small donation link.

sorry but asking for donations make me think that the whole story has been "created" to make money. Maybe im wrong.

Except he stated that he didn't need any more donations because he's been offered servers?

I don't know how well they're holding up, though.
Update #19 June 8th, 4:35 p.m. eastern YOU KILLED ANOTHER SERVER. IN TWO MINUTES! This was an OC48 line with unlimmited connections on a dedicated server. I give up.
Update #20 June 8th, 5:00 p.m. eastern Try and bring down GOOGLE! Last last last last attempt. Thanks for keeping up with this. Link to new form below:

Update #21 June 8th, 6:00 p.m. eastern Did anyone know there was a limit to how many posts you can do on Google's groups? Well...now you do. We reached the limit in less than an hour. Google..why hast thou forsaken us? OK..ONE LAST TRY. Otherwise, just comment on other boards. New text based forum up...link below. Also I will be going to the police station in another couple hours..so any unbelievers...Just wait untill then before you start spreading the wrong info.

Update #21 June 8th, 6:25 p.m. eastern Well..you ever have one of those days.... Switching back to Google Groups... If the post doesn't go through..just wait a bit and try again..Best I can tell you. I don't know of any server that is not $$$ that will handle you guys.
I live in perpetual fear of terrorists and studio gangsters
Jathin
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3505 Posts
June 08 2006 07:28 GMT
#18
--- Nuked ---
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
June 08 2006 07:28 GMT
#19
i want to know how this thing will end up
Im back, in pog form!
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
June 08 2006 07:49 GMT
#20
Lol sweet. I wish my stuff could become that popular
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
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