How to NOT Steal a Sidekick

On June 08 2006 14:21 Rayzorblade wrote:
I'd hit it.

On June 08 2006 14:44 zergc1 wrote:
i found this story funny until i read this :
Getting a bit of flak now from my friends that I am paying now for bandwdith and this, I have relented to putting up ONE small donation link.

sorry but asking for donations make me think that the whole story has been "created" to make money. Maybe im wrong.

On June 08 2006 14:44 zergc1 wrote:
i found this story funny until i read this :
Getting a bit of flak now from my friends that I am paying now for bandwdith and this, I have relented to putting up ONE small donation link.

sorry but asking for donations make me think that the whole story has been "created" to make money. Maybe im wrong.

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On June 08 2006 13:21 PanoRaMa wrote:
http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/

Some people stole this guy's T-Mobile Sidekick (I think it's like a cell phone that can go online and do other kinds of stuff, not sure since I don't have one) and with the justice of the internet he plans to get it back through shame and humiliation. Lots of goon work involved, it's a good read so far.

Enjoy.

On June 08 2006 18:48 evanthebouncy~ wrote:


sweet, my Evan brother ^___^

On June 08 2006 19:42 Empyrean wrote:


I hate admitting this, but I'm glad you're back.

Just don't make any more topics in the strategy section

On June 08 2006 21:40 Sii wrote:
Typical NYC black person.

On June 08 2006 21:40 Sii wrote:
Typical NYC black person.

On June 08 2006 21:40 Sii wrote:
Typical NYC black person.

On June 08 2006 21:40 Sii wrote:
Typical NYC black person.

On June 09 2006 03:55 Sii wrote:
How do you find that offensive. If you want a reason to ban me then let me say it the way I DID NOT:

TYPICAL FUCKING NIGGER.
If my shit got stolen (Wouldn't be driving in those shitty cabs anyway) and I found the person who stole it - I'd stomp their teeth into the curb, then take it back. Fuck people. I don't have time for shit.

Grow the fuck up and stop finding the lowiest shit to try and flick out into an argument, controL

On June 08 2006 21:40 Sii wrote:
Typical NYC black person.

On June 09 2006 03:55 Sii wrote:
How do you find that offensive. If you want a reason to ban me then let me say it the way I DID NOT:

TYPICAL FUCKING NIGGER.
If my shit got stolen (Wouldn't be driving in those shitty cabs anyway) and I found the person who stole it - I'd stomp their teeth into the curb, then take it back. Fuck people. I don't have time for shit.

Grow the fuck up and stop finding the lowiest shit to try and flick out into an argument, controL

On June 09 2006 10:18 Eniram wrote:
I wonder how this guy got so many people interested in such a short time.

On June 09 2006 11:12 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:


Post it on one high traffic site, it goes to another high traffic site, and so on and so forth.

On June 09 2006 08:39 Eniram wrote:
I don't see why racism offends you guys so much.

On June 09 2006 18:22 Sii wrote:
But whatever - Go a fucking head and ban me. Do you think I honestly give a shit? Don't even post saying I have to give a shit if I'm arguing right now. I just want to get a message across before I am banned. If I did care about getting banned I would of never sat here and defended myself - Which is the problem with most boards. You defend yourself and get banned.

I would personally like to say fuck you to:

- Brood
- Tadtse
- Holy_Bid
- Incontrol

And a last big nut in the mouth to
- Uncontrolable.

You're probably some fat 300 lb emo bitch who lives online, huh? Go fuck your boyfriend in W.O.W, e-slut. Don't forget to clean up the mess of preteen ejaculation fluid and turkey breast off the floor when you're done, fatbitch.

Out
-Sii

On June 09 2006 18:22 Sii wrote:
But whatever - Go a fucking head and ban me. Do you think I honestly give a shit? Don't even post saying I have to give a shit if I'm arguing right now. I just want to get a message across before I am banned. If I did care about getting banned I would of never sat here and defended myself - Which is the problem with most boards. You defend yourself and get banned.

I would personally like to say fuck you to:

- Brood
- Tadtse
- Holy_Bid
- Incontrol

And a last big nut in the mouth to
- Uncontrolable.

You're probably some fat 300 lb emo bitch who lives online, huh? Go fuck your boyfriend in W.O.W, e-slut. Don't forget to clean up the mess of preteen ejaculation fluid and turkey breast off the floor when you're done, fatbitch.

Out
-Sii

On June 09 2006 18:22 Sii wrote:
But whatever - Go a fucking head and ban me. Do you think I honestly give a shit? Don't even post saying I have to give a shit if I'm arguing right now. I just want to get a message across before I am banned. If I did care about getting banned I would of never sat here and defended myself - Which is the problem with most boards. You defend yourself and get banned.

I would personally like to say fuck you to:

- Brood
- Tadtse
- Holy_Bid
- Incontrol

And a last big nut in the mouth to
- Uncontrolable.

You're probably some fat 300 lb emo bitch who lives online, huh? Go fuck your boyfriend in W.O.W, e-slut. Don't forget to clean up the mess of preteen ejaculation fluid and turkey breast off the floor when you're done, fatbitch.

Out
-Sii

On June 09 2006 18:18 Sii wrote:
uNcontroLable - I don't give a flying fuck if you're a girl or not. Sit back, and realize what you just quoted. LYNCHED.

DEF-I-FUCKING-NITION:

Lynch: To beat someone up in large numbers. While it can be still used today as a non-racial term, it's mostly referred to it as that. Usually performed at White Supremist meetings, and Nazi Concentration camps, the act of Lynching either a Black Person, or Jew, was when a mass of Klansmen, or Nazis began a brutal beatdown fest upon ONE of the race's persons.

Example: 5 nazi soldiers beaten kicking and punching a defenseless jew.

So you're attempting to tell me, that the TL.net staff will use a racist action toward me? GG on that, shitbag. By the way - I never was racist. You know damn right black people are more adept to performing crimes. White people don't control the media, the government does. Whilst alot of the government is white - There are many many blacks in the group, I don't think they'd want to offend their commanding friends.

On June 09 2006 18:22 Sii wrote:
But whatever - Go a fucking head and ban me. Do you think I honestly give a shit? Don't even post saying I have to give a shit if I'm arguing right now. I just want to get a message across before I am banned. If I did care about getting banned I would of never sat here and defended myself - Which is the problem with most boards. You defend yourself and get banned.

I would personally like to say fuck you to:

- Brood
- Tadtse
- Holy_Bid
- Incontrol

And a last big nut in the mouth to
- Uncontrolable.

You're probably some fat 300 lb emo bitch who lives online, huh? Go fuck your boyfriend in W.O.W, e-slut. Don't forget to clean up the mess of preteen ejaculation fluid and turkey breast off the floor when you're done, fatbitch.

Out
-Sii

On June 09 2006 20:02 FunKiE wrote:


?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

On June 09 2006 18:22 Sii wrote:
And a last big nut in the mouth to
- Uncontrolable.

You're probably some fat 300 lb emo bitch who lives online, huh? Go fuck your boyfriend in W.O.W, e-slut. Don't forget to clean up the mess of preteen ejaculation fluid and turkey breast off the floor when you're done, fatbitch.

Out
-Sii

On June 09 2006 18:22 Sii wrote:
But whatever - Go a fucking head and ban me. Do you think I honestly give a shit? Don't even post saying I have to give a shit if I'm arguing right now. I just want to get a message across before I am banned. If I did care about getting banned I would of never sat here and defended myself - Which is the problem with most boards. You defend yourself and get banned.

I would personally like to say fuck you to:

- Brood
- Tadtse
- Holy_Bid
- Incontrol

And a last big nut in the mouth to
- Uncontrolable.

You're probably some fat 300 lb emo bitch who lives online, huh? Go fuck your boyfriend in W.O.W, e-slut. Don't forget to clean up the mess of preteen ejaculation fluid and turkey breast off the floor when you're done, fatbitch.

Out
-Sii

On June 09 2006 21:10 FunKiE wrote:

Should we make a site like that SideKick guy about Sii and call it..

"Give him a life...for once" :O?

On June 09 2006 18:22 Sii wrote:
But whatever - Go a fucking head and ban me. Do you think I honestly give a shit? Don't even post saying I have to give a shit if I'm arguing right now. I just want to get a message across before I am banned. If I did care about getting banned I would of never sat here and defended myself - Which is the problem with most boards. You defend yourself and get banned.

I would personally like to say fuck you to:

- Brood
- Tadtse
- Holy_Bid
- Incontrol

And a last big nut in the mouth to
- Uncontrolable.

You're probably some fat 300 lb emo bitch who lives online, huh? Go fuck your boyfriend in W.O.W, e-slut. Don't forget to clean up the mess of preteen ejaculation fluid and turkey breast off the floor when you're done, fatbitch.

Out
-Sii

On June 10 2006 02:00 baal wrote:


you retards are slow....

ID HIT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yeah, first!, i win at life.

On June 10 2006 02:02 baal wrote:
you would hit the fat boldie Brood

On June 10 2006 02:02 baal wrote:
you would hit the fat boldie Brood

On June 10 2006 02:02 uNcontroLable wrote:


YOU'D TRY!

ftw

<3 baal!

On June 10 2006 02:18 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


I do hit it.

On June 10 2006 02:18 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


I do hit it.

On June 10 2006 04:06 jacen wrote:

the glass?
i'd rather hit "her", but well ...

On June 10 2006 07:27 Jathin wrote:

Sweet, so now we're using technicalities and definitions to support our arguments.




racism
n.
1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.

irony
n.
Profession of ignorance and of willingness to learn as one interrogates another on the meaning of a term. (see Socratic irony)

On June 10 2006 12:43 uNcontroLable wrote:
Aw...ya'll so sweet.

'Cept Sii, who is now in hiding and therefore a wussy little puddle of squirrel urine.

...*sigh* not as satisfying as I expected. It's like poking roadkill.

On June 10 2006 12:45 fig_newbie wrote:


Psst...he was nuked.

On June 10 2006 20:01 Unforgiven_ve wrote:
"To answer a couple more questions...people have suggested I put a donations link up"

yeah right....

On June 10 2006 18:51 HeadBangaa wrote:
inControl is someone I'd like to have a beer with.

On June 10 2006 12:29 Nyovne wrote:


A 10 ft pole wouldn't be long enough! <3

[edit: btw those 300 pounds went straight to the right places :o]

On June 11 2006 06:19 baal wrote:
wtf i just realized they are a couple..... wtf hes so fat and ugly, you must really have great APM incontrol

On June 11 2006 06:30 nitram wrote:

wtf is with ur pole and stick?
doesn't anyone use shovels anymore?

On June 11 2006 10:48 uNcontroLable wrote:


Ummm.....helloooo. Can we stop deciding what we're going to beat me with? At least while I'm right here? Yeah thanks.

*shakes head* men...

On June 11 2006 11:59 Jathin wrote:
There are 0 attention whores posting in this thread.

On June 21 2006 06:43 CTStalker wrote:
real crime fighting... as in arresting a stupid bitch who stole a sidekick? yeah, just like that.
you're an idiot.

On June 21 2006 07:11 venusian.kohai wrote:

more like keeping the streets safe of rapists ,murderers and terrorists. It's just a frickin $350 phone he missed like X days of work and X amount of hours replying stupid emails.

On June 21 2006 07:26 CaucasianAsian wrote:


$350 is a lot of money for some people....

On June 21 2006 10:17 Hot_Bid wrote:
THEY STOLE AMERICA'S AURA OF INVICIBILITY

On June 10 2006 18:51 HeadBangaa wrote:
inControl is someone I'd like to have a beer with.

On June 21 2006 13:36 Xeofreestyler wrote:
I think the guy's a bit of a prick

but I also hate that dumb bitch who stole it
did you see that vid where she was shaking her ass? jesus christ what a whore

On June 21 2006 14:03 jchanhm wrote:
Why is this guy a prick?

I see nothing wrong with the way this guy has acted. His only goal in this whole thing has been to get his friend's sidekick back. Throughout the whole thing he has actively discouraged harrassment of the criminals, and always offered the chance for the criminals to come clean and just return the sidekick with no repercussions. Now that it has come this far and the girl has been arrested for stealing, he and his friend have decided not to press charges when they have all the right in the world to.

If you're saying he's a prick for making this so public, and that the harrassment of the criminals was his intention as well (since obviously discouraging it had no effect), keep in mind that had he not made this so public, he would never have seen the sidekick again. The police were very uncooperative with him until the publicity of his site pressured them into acting.