http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/

Some people stole this guy's T-Mobile Sidekick (I think it's like a cell phone that can go online and do other kinds of stuff, not sure since I don't have one) and with the justice of the internet he plans to get it back through shame and humiliation. Lots of goon work involved, it's a good read so far.

Enjoy.

sith

United States2474 Posts

June 08 2006 04:27 GMT

Nice. Thats all i can say.

What an idiot the person who stole it was lol.

Eniram

Sudan3166 Posts

June 08 2006 04:31 GMT

I've been following this since yesterday morning. Its quite interesting. You might want to e-mail the guy and let him know you created this topic. He'll add the link to the site if he ever gets around to it.

PanoRaMa

United States5069 Posts

June 08 2006 04:40 GMT

Thanks, did that just now.

venusian.kohai

Canada741 Posts

June 08 2006 04:53 GMT

she should just give back the phone + hung and end all suffering

Frits

11782 Posts

June 08 2006 05:12 GMT

This story makes it seem it's normal to lose it. Fucking ducktape it to your ear if you can't be responsible enough to not lose it in every taxi.

Anyways the "thief" is pretty hilarious. :p

Rayzorblade

United States1172 Posts

June 08 2006 05:21 GMT

I've always wanted to be the first to say the inevitably distasteful:

"I'd hit it."

Oh yeah, the guy's pretty fuckin' awesome too. Fun read.

Xeofreestyler

Belgium6774 Posts

June 08 2006 05:26 GMT

Wow, owned. ahaha

Sfydjklm

United States9218 Posts

June 08 2006 05:38 GMT

On June 08 2006 14:21 Rayzorblade wrote:
I'd hit it.

zergc1

Zimbabwe961 Posts

June 08 2006 05:44 GMT

#10

i found this story funny until i read this :
Getting a bit of flak now from my friends that I am paying now for bandwdith and this, I have relented to putting up ONE small donation link.

sorry but asking for donations make me think that the whole story has been "created" to make money. Maybe im wrong.

Mr.Testie

973 Posts

June 08 2006 06:01 GMT

#11

Agreed, was a fun read. ;P

Mickey

United States2606 Posts

June 08 2006 06:05 GMT

#12

On June 08 2006 14:44 zergc1 wrote:
i found this story funny until i read this :
Getting a bit of flak now from my friends that I am paying now for bandwdith and this, I have relented to putting up ONE small donation link.

sorry but asking for donations make me think that the whole story has been "created" to make money. Maybe im wrong.

WRONG, If you read it entirely and clicked the links you would know this is completely real. This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on the net. He's only asking for money to pay for the immense bandwith the site is using.

Stim_Abuser

United States1277 Posts

June 08 2006 06:44 GMT

#13

i found it rather boring...

SuperJongMan

Jamaica11586 Posts

June 08 2006 07:05 GMT

#14

ahahah 'your white ass doesn't deserve it back...'
This is sad sad racism... The thief deserves a beating.

Good read.

exigent123

Canada64 Posts

June 08 2006 07:10 GMT

#15

what were you expecting? The richness and enjoyment of a classical novel? He's just trying to get his phone back, of course its gonna be boring.....

istyle

United States4 Posts

June 08 2006 07:12 GMT

#16

Can't they put her boyfriend in jail for statutory rape? The age of legal consent in NYC is 17..

5HITCOMBO

Japan2239 Posts

June 08 2006 07:21 GMT

#17

Except he stated that he didn't need any more donations because he's been offered servers?

I don't know how well they're holding up, though.

Update #19 June 8th, 4:35 p.m. eastern YOU KILLED ANOTHER SERVER. IN TWO MINUTES! This was an OC48 line with unlimmited connections on a dedicated server. I give up.
Update #20 June 8th, 5:00 p.m. eastern Try and bring down GOOGLE! Last last last last attempt. Thanks for keeping up with this. Link to new form below:

Update #21 June 8th, 6:00 p.m. eastern Did anyone know there was a limit to how many posts you can do on Google's groups? Well...now you do. We reached the limit in less than an hour. Google..why hast thou forsaken us? OK..ONE LAST TRY. Otherwise, just comment on other boards. New text based forum up...link below. Also I will be going to the police station in another couple hours..so any unbelievers...Just wait untill then before you start spreading the wrong info.

Update #21 June 8th, 6:25 p.m. eastern Well..you ever have one of those days.... Switching back to Google Groups... If the post doesn't go through..just wait a bit and try again..Best I can tell you. I don't know of any server that is not $$$ that will handle you guys.