As President of the Fakesteve Unilateral Club of Killing Everyone Retarded, or F.U.C.K.E.R for short, I hereby do declare that we shall rise up and claim the great FakeSteve to be our lord and overseer! This long overdue thread is to be about FakeSteve, and why is he so near and dear to all our hearts (as well as some of our boxer shorts).
By doing so, we will show our appreciation for what tireless enrichment the great FakeSteve has bestowed upon our pitiful, pathetic lives;
Such as his glorious but brief attempt to overthrow the American government with an army of enamel destroying cyborgs,
Or demonstrating his benevolence in sharing what worldly knowledge he has received amongst his travels across the lands,
His short-lived foray into the literary arts(a F.U.C.K.E.R exclusive),
And of course, exhibiting his M4D P41]\[T 5k177z which can be topped by no man OR god.
So, who here among us has enough Courage in their Character, enough Determination in their Spirit, enough Nad in their Sack, to stand up and loudly proclaim for all to hear;
I AM A F.U.C.K.E.R.!!
So everyone, feel free to regale us with a tale of your close encounters with this modern day messiah.
Official List of F.U.C.K.E.R.s (edited as necessary):
1. EvilTeletubby
2. FlavOrs
3. mahnini
4. .Mother
5. PanoRaMa
6. Rayzorblade
7. Mickey[aCt] (You're not a member until I say you are, bitch)
8. Meta (You should feel better about yourself already)
9. Zia
10. GTR-2-Go
11. FakeSteve[TPR] (it's allowed)
12. OctoPuSs
13. HeadBangaa
14. Ekii
15. OverTheUnder
16. gulii (anyone who likes getting teabagged is more than welcome in steve's club)
17. Penguin
18. IntoTheWow
19. Slaughter)BiO
20. vGl-CoW
21. Starparty
22. decafchicken
23. DooMeR
24. StarN
25. iD.MidiaN (we all know what a F.U.C.K.E.R he is)
26. hatedbymany
27. nArAnjO
28. DarkGhost]Coon[
29. draeger (out of spite)
30. QuietIdiot
31. Incontrol (against his will)