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OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT
TEAMLIQUID.NET HAS BEEN INVADED BY THE TEETH-PUNCHING ROBOTS
In a stunning drama earlier this evening, Rt-S players FakeSteve and Zerius unleashed their vicious creation upon the world.
A witness account reads, "When they punched my uncle Clem they done tooked his teeth. We was real scared."
Another man claimed to have seen the Teeth-Punching Robots attack his neighbor. "I was taking pictures of birds, when I heard was this rattling off in the distance. It got louder and louder.. Eventually I went to ask my neighbor if he could hear it as well, or if I was going insane. When I got to his place, I saw his fence had been smashed to bits. This mean-looking robot was standing over him.. His mouth was bloody. I snapped a picture of it.. The last thing I remember before it came after me was the robot picking up my neighbor's punched-out teeth and swallowing them.. Must be what makes 'em rattle"
The TeamLiquid Tribune got an interview with Zerius shortly after these attacks.
TT: Is it true you and FakeSteve released Teeth-Punching Robots to take over the world?
Zerius: Of course it is. What the fuck do you think?
TT: How did you build them?
Zerius: We made them in my backyard by the thousands, you don't need to know any more.
The TeamLiquid Tribune reporter was found several hours later, bloodied with several teeth missing.
"We highly recommend you recognize Zerius[TPR] and FakeSteve[TPR] as your new masters", a military official said earlier today. "These two hooligans weren't so much trouble under the Rt-S tag, but we believe that was just a front to build 'Project TPR' without detection."
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An eyewitness snapped this photograph of one of the Teeth-Punching Robots before being obliterated.
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