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Valhalla18444 Posts
Rattle..
Rattle..
Rattle..
OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT
TEAMLIQUID.NET HAS BEEN INVADED BY THE TEETH-PUNCHING ROBOTS
In a stunning drama earlier this evening, Rt-S players FakeSteve and Zerius unleashed their vicious creation upon the world.
A witness account reads, "When they punched my uncle Clem they done tooked his teeth. We was real scared."
Another man claimed to have seen the Teeth-Punching Robots attack his neighbor. "I was taking pictures of birds, when I heard was this rattling off in the distance. It got louder and louder.. Eventually I went to ask my neighbor if he could hear it as well, or if I was going insane. When I got to his place, I saw his fence had been smashed to bits. This mean-looking robot was standing over him.. His mouth was bloody. I snapped a picture of it.. The last thing I remember before it came after me was the robot picking up my neighbor's punched-out teeth and swallowing them.. Must be what makes 'em rattle"
The TeamLiquid Tribune got an interview with Zerius shortly after these attacks.
TT: Is it true you and FakeSteve released Teeth-Punching Robots to take over the world?
Zerius: Of course it is. What the fuck do you think?
TT: How did you build them?
Zerius: We made them in my backyard by the thousands, you don't need to know any more.
The TeamLiquid Tribune reporter was found several hours later, bloodied with several teeth missing.
"We highly recommend you recognize Zerius[TPR] and FakeSteve[TPR] as your new masters", a military official said earlier today. "These two hooligans weren't so much trouble under the Rt-S tag, but we believe that was just a front to build 'Project TPR' without detection."
An eyewitness snapped this photograph of one of the Teeth-Punching Robots before being obliterated.
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The red ones have cherry flavoured fists
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Norway28606 Posts
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ROFLMDSOIFSNOFBSN)TRHSISTBST
You guys have WAY too much time on your hands! :O
I seriously, laughed out loud for like 3 minutes after reading that. Still giggling.
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TBR > Pantech and Curitel
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Valhalla18444 Posts
ZIA HAS JOINED THE TEETH-PUNCHING ROBOTS SQUAD
NO OTHERS WILL BE SPARED
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MURICA15980 Posts
Hahaha I love you stevey.
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Ban Norty or let him be videotaped getting his front teeth knocked into his stomach.
You get the choice though! "Cherry flavoured" or "plain".
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Norty accepts his punishment, but we went easy on him and just gave him a hook to the gut
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MURICA15980 Posts
You didn't take his teeth? O_o
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Valhalla18444 Posts
In the future we may not be so lenient, Norty. Be thankful your grin is intact, and only your internal organs are damaged and bleeding.
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On September 27 2004 22:55 Klogon wrote:
You didn't take his teeth? O_o
We took his ability to digest solid food for three weeks.
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Prepare for destruction from the US! Talith[TPR] will crush you!
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MURICA15980 Posts
I thought [TPR] was solely a Canadian thing. It must be contagious.
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On September 27 2004 22:57 Talith wrote:
Prepare for destruction from the US! Talith[TPR] will crush you!
You must learn to be more menacing or your dentist will be a wealthy man
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Jutzi[TPR] on the rampage! Want damaged?
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You can start by throwing wild haymakers at fleeing citizens, then move on to cornering terrified orphans and removing their lower jaw with a well placed right cross to their malformed heads.
Old people are tricky. They are easy targets, but they usually have no teeth to reward you with.
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On September 27 2004 22:54 Zerius wrote: Norty accepts his punishment, but we went easy on him and just gave him a hook to the gut
GG ;P
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Valhalla18444 Posts
It is not good game
It is only the beginning
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The only way to avoid eating every next meal through a straw is to recognize the Robot Commanders as your masters.
You cannot rebel.
You cannot defeat the Teeth-Punching Robots.
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WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
TEETHPUNCHING IS GOOD FOR YOU
OBEY
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Steve Spare me i think the robots are all  and should be 
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I am pumped full of calcium from my eXtreme dairy diet. Your pathetic robots cannot harm me.
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I'm just at a complete loss for words. -_-;;;
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On September 27 2004 22:45 Chris307 wrote:
It's TPR YOU INFIDEL
BAN? Im Catholic, GG?
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Baltimore, USA22251 Posts
Oh god... I don't know whether I should laugh or be in fear for my molars... just kind've speechless for now.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
Excuse me for not laughing.
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i will destructinoyiou steve when you coem to wcg. we will see whos teeth are still standing in the end.
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On September 27 2004 23:55 Zerius[TPR] wrote:
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
TEETHPUNCHING IS GOOD FOR YOU
OBEY
That book was mind-numbingly boring.
What a truly fucking tedious read.
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On September 28 2004 01:04 NoRTyDoG wrote:
you are all offtopic
Hrmm... not exactly sure that the topic is a closed set of things. Considering how random the topic is, can we not accept a little randomness from the replys?
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On September 28 2004 01:17 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
Excuse me for not laughing.
ditty o_o
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On September 28 2004 01:17 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
Excuse me for not laughing.
maybe commander vodka can help rekrul find fun again?
O_o
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plz tell me where you guys buy your weed, i want the same !!!
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I recognize Zerius[TPR] and FakeSteve[TPR] as my new masters . How can I best serve you to avoid getting violated by your extremely hightech robots?
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All I have to do to end your little rampage is throw a gigantic electromagnetic penis at you.
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is awesome32273 Posts
Well from their expression i think they are quite liking it :O!
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On September 28 2004 04:14 baal wrote: ditty o_o
Thank god, I'm not the only one.
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On September 28 2004 04:24 jacen wrote: maybe commander vodka can help rekrul find fun again? O_o
Hahahah. Oh n'oz, the TRP or something is here.
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Just tell good ole bush about this new terrorist group and he will invade canada to get to them :D
I ONLY SUBMIT MY WILL TO THE ZERG SWARM AND THE BIOLORDS CLAN!
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On September 28 2004 01:17 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
Excuse me for not laughing.
Thank you for being man enough to admit that you do not get the joke.
However, consequences for all other aspects of non-worshipping are harsh.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
The Robot called 'Frank' was our original design, and has since been granted retirement with a pension.
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On September 27 2004 22:54 Zerius[TPR] wrote: Norty accepts his punishment, but we went easy on him and just gave him a hook to the gut
Awww, poor emotioneric.
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On September 28 2004 09:11 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote: The Robot called 'Frank' was our original design, and has since been granted retirement with a pension.
LOL! I thought the whole robot thing was pretty cheesy but this made me laugh.
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Learn to read the rest of the forum before posting your ingenious discovery...
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On September 28 2004 11:35 KiLLme1st- wrote: Learn to read the rest of the forum before posting your ingenious discovery...
no, ta!
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Throws a magnet at the robot
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Puny CANADIAN! Magnets of insufficient size can not compare to the mightiness of the Robots!
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Yes Robot Frank is independent of us
the picture i found on google was just perfect for our Teeth-Punching Robots
the point of this theard was just that Rt-S -> TPR
but threads of that nature are boring, so we spiced it up
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A source is always good...
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Valhalla18444 Posts
it was just one picture i googked, and bibliographies suck ;]
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Why is this topic in the brood war forum? Move it
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On September 28 2004 18:39 tfeign wrote:
Why is this topic in the brood war forum? Move it
I guess its because
the point of this theard was just that Rt-S -> TPR
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ROFLMAO ROBOTS OWN <3
Nice one guys, but I seriously think you have too much free times O_O
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On September 28 2004 20:09 Sexe wrote:
ROFLMAO ROBOTS OWN <3
Nice one guys, but I seriously think you have too much free times O_O
i think you are under the impression that this took us far longer than it actually did
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On September 28 2004 14:06 Eniram wrote:
this is stupid
yeah. reminds me of that man-clan thing that lasted all of half a day.
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OMGWTGBBQ
Btw Eniram, youre on the "hit list". If you are alone at night and you hear a slight rattling sound eminating from behind you, clutch your mouth with both hands and run like the dickens.
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On September 28 2004 21:35 Meta wrote: yeah. reminds me of that man-clan thing that lasted all of half a day.
Meta I will kick you in the nuts!....
Go away, or prepare to DIE!
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I do say my monacle has just popped right off!
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I built a few battlebots. I think they could kill your robots.
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On September 30 2004 11:49 omgbnetsux wrote:
I built a few battlebots. I think they could kill your robots.
 for you
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On September 27 2004 22:39 Zerius[TPR] wrote: The red ones have cherry flavoured fists
Are there also some robots with cherry flavoured tits? Such "female" robots? Anyone seen them so far?
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rSpG would of went over a lot better if we all dressed up as robots.
ON a brighter note, I now know what I am going to be for halloween~
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badteeth is immune to our robots :[
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Valhalla18444 Posts
we can do him no more harm :[
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I wish you guys were Cocksucking Robots. Why does everyone have to be so violent?
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Retreat or face the consecuences
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.............................omy...
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On October 01 2004 05:07 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
loooool
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This is the best thread ever. How did it ever die?
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wow this is old school thread ! where is steve anyway? 
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the robots formed a labor union and, following failed contract negotiations, turned on their masters.
R.I.P.
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On July 26 2005 17:28 camooT wrote:
the robots formed a labor union and, following failed contract negotiations, turned on their masters.
R.I.P.
Don't make shit up. Fakesteve, and Zerius are simply waiting for the perfect time to unleash their creations on all of you.
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On July 26 2005 17:30 SickofLife wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2005 17:28 camooT wrote:
the robots formed a labor union and, following failed contract negotiations, turned on their masters.
R.I.P. Don't make shit up. Fakesteve, and Zerius are simply waiting for the perfect time to unleash their creations on all of you.
god you suck at keeping things quiet!
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Where is fakesteve btw...havent seen him post for months
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My Cabbage Patch Dolls thread was far better than this.
That thread never got the recognition it deserved.
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On July 26 2005 18:32 jtan wrote:
Where is fakesteve btw...havent seen him post for months
we occassionally see him on the op scs teamspeak server. he is usually there to spread evil TPR propoganda .
oh and since this is my 800th post, i dedicate this post to fakesteve and his obsession with bruce dickinson's singing
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On July 26 2005 18:58 camooT wrote:Show nested quote +On July 26 2005 18:32 jtan wrote:
Where is fakesteve btw...havent seen him post for months we occassionally see him on the op scs teamspeak server. he is usually there to spread evil TPR propoganda . oh and since this is my 800th post, i dedicate this post to fakesteve and his obsession with bruce dickinson's singing
It's not obsession, it's passion, my man.
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I don't think he shows himself anymore after that one thread about him where he owed money to someone and kept asking for more.
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If one of those robots try to do something to me, I'll beat the hell out of them. :D
Nice ^^;
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