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I met this girl last week at a local place in the patio. She was kinda drunk and typsy in the interaction so the number at first didn't seem solid. I saw her give her number to other dudes so I think she was just fuking with all of us. She was heading to Vegas in the morning and so it was rather brief. I did get a kiss close before she was dragged out by her friends.
Funny thing, during the interaction, I asked what she liked She told me she liked Starcraft. At first I was like, wtf is this. Some blonde girl from redneckville tells me she loves Starcraft, no fuking way, she must be just tooling with me and the fact that I am Asian. Then she told me she was from Riverside, im like okay. I asked her what race she plays, she said zerg. I asked her how much a spawning pool costs, she said 200. So cool. I talked to her on the phone like 3 times this week and shes been texting me every day.
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Text Message:
Me 5/7/2011 10:45 XXXXXX, Nice meeting u
Me 5/7/2011 11:03 Hahah just saw u give two other guys ur number. Stroking ego much?
Me **Sends Pictures of Me**
Her 5/7/2011 18:36 Heyy
Her 5/8/2011 2:53 Sexy!!!!
Me 5/8/2011 2:53 That's not me. Its my twin brother
Her 5/8/2011 3:00 Lol liar. That's weird youd send me a pic of your twin haha. Lies
Me 5/8/2011 3:01 are u in school?
Her 5/8/2011 3:03 Yes for teaching
Me 5/8/2011 3:04 orly? we can role play then. If I give u an apple will u. Come to my house and give me a private tutor session?
Her 5/8/2011 3:09 Lol of course
Her 5/8/2011 3:09 Hehehehe
Her 5/8/2011 6:09
Me 5/8/2011 7:18 I'm going to sd right now. Where u guys at in vegas?
Her 5/8/2011 7:52 We are at mgm grand
Me 5/8/2011 7:54 Did u see mike tyson and his tiger?
Her 5/8/2011 7:56 Lol no
Her 5/9/2011 2:53
Her 5/9/2011 3:09 U don't have a gf right!
Me 5/9/2011 3:26 Huh?
Her 5/9/2011 3:27 Lol just making sure u don't have gf
Me 5/9/2011 3:27 I have like 5
Her 5/9/2011 3:28 Haha really?
Me 5/9/2011 3:28 They told me u can hang out with me since u can play starcraft
Her 5/9/2011 3:31 Oh wow so nice of them lol
Her 5/9/2011 3:32 I hope u r kidding!
Me 5/9/2011 3:33 Why does it matter? We aren't doing anything crazy .... Yet
Her 5/9/2011 3:35 I just don't want to be that girl lol..don't want to step on toes or cause problems
Me 5/9/2011 3:36 That's a good quality. I like that about u
Her 5/9/2011 3:51 Hehe thanks Ima assume your a good guy and u don't or else u wouldn't be talking to me lol
Me 5/9/2011 23:10 Of course! I'm a good asian boy. I even shipped flowers to my mom yesterday
Her 5/9/2011 23:21 Lol I'm glad to hear that
Me 5/10/2011 1:22 When are ur classes?
Her 5/10/2011 1:24 My last few classes are onlibe
Her 5/10/2011 1:24
Me 5/10/2011 1:24 Thought u had years left
Her 5/10/2011 1:28 Ya but at community college I'm taking my last classes.online
Her 5/10/2011 3:58 How was work
Me 5/10/2011 4:04 What are u doing
Her 5/10/2011 4:05 Just took a shower gonna go to dinner soon
Me 5/10/2011 4:07 I saw thor yesterday. That guy had an amazing physique.( No homo)
Her 5/10/2011 4:07 Haha I heard that movie is good. What guy is it
Me 5/10/2011 4:10 Some aussie. He's like new in america
Me 5/10/2011 4:11 Can u cook?
Her 5/10/2011 4:12 Oh ill look him up. Yes I can cook. Can u?
Me 5/10/2011 4:13 No but I can eat
Her 5/10/2011 4:14 Haha so then if u can't cook what do u eat every day!
Me 5/10/2011 4:15 Protein shakes and vitamins. Duh!
Her 5/10/2011 4:16 Oh hush u need.to eat more than that
Me 5/10/2011 4:19 if I win SC
Her 5/10/2011 4:22 Lol what!!! I want u cook for me haha. What u want me to make
Me 5/10/2011 4:25 Something involving u rolling dough and wearing a cute lil red apron lol
Her 5/10/2011 4:26 Lol pizza?
Her 5/10/2011 6:31 Heyy
Me 5/10/2011 7:22 That's mr mike for u
Her 5/10/2011 7:31 Mr daddy mike
Me 5/10/2011 8:05 U seem like an adventurous girl. Are u?
Her 5/10/2011 8:06 Extremely. Are you
Me 5/10/2011 8:06 I'm not a girl
Her 5/10/2011 8:07 I mean adventurous man?
Me 5/10/2011 8:08 Nah. I live in my moms basement. What's the craziest thing u ever done?
Her 5/10/2011 8:09 I thought Ur parents were in seattle
Me 5/10/2011 8:10 Damn. U caught me with my pants off
Me 5/10/2011 8:10 I guess u were paying attention
Her 5/10/2011 8:12 Duh was that a test
Me 5/10/2011 8:13 Have u played starcraft naked?
Me 5/10/2011 8:23 Thought so
Her 5/10/2011 10:01 Haha no well maybe.
Her 5/10/2011 22:05 Hii. mariachi band played at.work lol it was fun
Me 5/10/2011 23:10 Where u work
Her 5/10/2011 23:24 XXXXXXXX
Me 5/10/2011 23:41 I totally know what that is.... Not!
Her 5/10/2011 23:43 In riverside LOL
Her 5/10/2011 23:43 I work in the r&d lab.
Her 5/10/2011 23:44 Research and development
Her 5/10/2011 23:45 We make cosmetics. What cologne do u wear
Me 5/10/2011 23:45 I though u told me u worked at walgreens
Me 5/10/2011 23:48 That's awesome tho cuz I do r&d too
Me 5/10/2011 23:50 Big sombreros and nice smelling scents seems to go together quite well haha
Her 5/10/2011 23:54 Wtf I don't work at walgreens LOL
Her 5/10/2011 23:54 There are.no sombreros haha. My boss got mariachi band for mother day it was funny
Me 5/11/2011 0:08 Fyi. We are hanging out this weekend. I'm busy sat but free sunday
Her 5/11/2011 0:11 I know heheheheh so u wanna play sc then at your house
Me 5/11/2011 0:16 I just got a new tish tank. Its got tetra fish. There also algae eaters too. I have to show it to you
Her 5/11/2011 0:17 Haha I love fish. Show me!!! What else u wanna do
Me 5/11/2011 0:20 We can grab some stuff from the supermarket and make something. Not too crazy tho. Save the pizza for another day
Her 5/11/2011 0:22 Ok
Her 5/11/2011 0:36 I guess ill do the cooking since u don't know how!
Me 5/11/2011 0:36 I can make a salad haha
Her 5/11/2011 0:37 Lmao k send me another pic!!!
Me 5/11/2011 0:47 Later
Her 5/11/2011 0:48 Ok
Me 5/11/2011 3:05 I forgot I havent gotten a pic from u. You are gonna have to send me one before I send another!
Me 5/11/2011 3:07 U have the most adorable bangs haha
Her 5/11/2011 3:08 U serious? Lol
Me 5/11/2011 3:11 Yup. Did u remember I pinched ur nose on friday? Lol
Her 5/11/2011 3:12 Lmfao yes I remember that haha why did u do that
Me 5/11/2011 3:15 I dunno what compelled me to do that. Never done it to anyone else in the club before. Aren't u lucky lol
Her 5/11/2011 3:16 Haha I feel so darn special
Her 5/11/2011 3:29 U like my hair wavy
Me 5/11/2011 3:43 Dunno. need a comparison
Me 5/11/2011 3:43 With how u look with straight hai
Her 5/11/2011 3:46 Olol
Me 5/11/2011 3:49 Wavy looks better based on the two picks
Her 5/11/2011 3:50 Haha second pic sucks ill take a better one after I wash my hair cause its braded right now
Me 5/11/2011 3:51 My hair only comes straight
Me 5/11/2011 3:51 And spiked
Me 5/11/2011 3:51 I used HARD UP gel haha
Her 5/11/2011 3:52 Lmfao u want some rock hard?? gel by oribe
Me 5/11/2011 3:53 Rock hard eh? Like stiff and hard?
Her 5/11/2011 3:55 Well I get free.products from wrok so basically any cosmetic brand u can think of I get.em.for free lol so I have so many rock hard gel by oribe haha cause I do
Her 5/11/2011 3:55 n't wear gel u can have em haha
Me 5/11/2011 3:57 Nice. And I get discounted zone bars and discounted nutritional prodct if u want any. Btw that was a sexual joke but I don't think u got it
Her 5/11/2011 3:58 Hahaha no I got it
Her 5/11/2011 3:58 Super rock hard!!!
Me 5/11/2011 4:01 U know at first I wanted to talk to ur friend but u pushed her away told me she was a lesbo and forced me ur number. Is this how u seduce asian men ? hahaha
Her 5/11/2011 4:03 Ohhh.... genine..u wanted to talk to the short girl with the flower dress on? Or who
Me 5/11/2011 4:04 Don't remember but ur prob funner
Her 5/11/2011 4:05 What was she wearing
Her 5/11/2011 4:13 Huhuh
Me 5/11/2011 4:14 Still at work ttyl
Her 5/11/2011 4:15 Oh I'm sorry
Her 5/12/2011 21:24 Heyyy
Me 5/12/2011 23:08 Hi XXXXXX
Her 5/12/2011 23:27 What's up
Me 5/12/2011 23:28 Its in my pants
Her 5/12/2011 23:29 Ewwww
Me 5/12/2011 23:29 Oh I forgot. U only like girls .hahaha
Her 5/12/2011 23:31 LOL;D
Me 5/12/2011 23:32 I'm in a meeting about packaging validation. Fun!
Me 5/12/2011 23:32 What are u doing friday?
Her 5/12/2011 23:53 Nothin wat u doin
Me 5/12/2011 23:54 Old town again
Her 5/13/2011 0:02 Ohh shoot fun
Me 5/13/2011 0:03 I know huh? Cougars and skaters. Just the quality ppl I'm looking to meet haha
Her 5/13/2011 0:05 Lol oh u want me to come lol
Me 5/13/2011 0:10 Nope! Just curious! We are hanging out sunday. Don't wanna break the tension.
Her 5/13/2011 0:12 Lolol wat tension
Me 5/13/2011 0:15 Sexual tension :O
Her 5/13/2011 0:19 I don't understand
Her 5/13/2011 0:19 Haha
Me 5/13/2011 0:24 Ill explain it over starcraft
Her 5/13/2011 0:26 Ok
Her 5/13/2011 2:40 Yay its Friday my week is over
Me 5/13/2011 2:41 Its thursday
Her 5/13/2011 2:42 It's my Friday I work Mon-thur
Me 5/13/2011 2:42 Cool. I forgot to ask. U got facebook?
Her 5/13/2011 2:43 Yeah
Me 5/13/2011 2:43 What is it
Her 5/13/2011 2:44 XXXXXXXXXX
Her 5/13/2011 2:44 I think I'm set to private though. What's yours
Me 5/13/2011 2:45 Search XXXXXXX
Her 5/13/2011 2:46 http://m.facebook.com XXXXX
Her 5/13/2011 2:46 Ok
Me 5/13/2011 2:47 That link doesn't work
Her 5/13/2011 2:47 Can't find u
Her 5/13/2011 2:48 Can't find u
Me 5/13/2011 2:48 http://www.facebook.com XXXXX
Her 5/13/2011 2:49 facebook.com XXXXX
Me 5/13/2011 2:50 I can't even add u
Her 5/13/2011 2:52 I see u but no add button...
Me 5/13/2011 2:52 Wtf gay
Her 5/13/2011 2:53 I'll fix mine when I get home in a few
Me 5/13/2011 2:55 Oh the asian girl was the one in the middle
Her 5/13/2011 2:55 Ok try now
Her 5/13/2011 2:55 O ya she married lol
Me 5/13/2011 2:55 Added
Her 5/13/2011 2:56 Confirmed
Her 5/13/2011 2:57 U don't got **** on your page lol
Me 5/13/2011 2:58 Kinda like urs haha
Me 5/13/2011 2:58 I have my wall disabled
Her 5/13/2011 2:58 Lol I have so much on mine dork
Her 5/13/2011 2:58 U can see my wall and everything right ?
Me 5/13/2011 3:01 The rest are on my computer haha
Her 5/13/2011 3:02 Lol
Her 5/13/2011 3:03 U got no pics!
Me 5/13/2011 3:04 Aunt becky lololol
Her 5/13/2011 3:05 Lol u confusing me
Me 5/13/2011 3:05 Full house girl
Her 5/13/2011 3:06 Ya i look like her hahaha
Me 5/13/2011 3:06 All ur friends are asian
Me 5/13/2011 3:06 Is that why u like me?
Me 5/13/2011 3:06 Lmao
Her 5/13/2011 3:08 Lol no they aren't. Most my friends are white or Italian or Mexican hahaha . But Ur pretty sexy
Me 5/13/2011 3:12 Thanks. It likes u too
Her 5/13/2011 3:16 Lmfao "it". What that!
Me 5/13/2011 3:51 Somethings are easier to communicate visually than textually
Her 5/13/2011 3:52 Lol ok haha
Me 5/13/2011 3:54 When I tried to escalate physically at XXXXXXX. Why did u back up?
Her 5/13/2011 3:55 Cause I'm a dork LOL. And what.do u mean by escalate
Her 5/13/2011 21:49 Man i don't wanna wait til Sunday lol
Her 5/13/2011 21:49 Ahhhhhh
Me 5/13/2011 23:29 Good things happen to those who wait
Her 5/13/2011 23:33 Hahaha Soo im not drinking anymore
Me 5/13/2011 23:33 Why not
Her 5/13/2011 23:34 Cause its unhealthy
Me 5/13/2011 23:38 Cool. I have orange juice and acai if u want that instead
Her 5/13/2011 23:39 Hehe yeaa. Good decision huh
Me 5/13/2011 23:45 I got a protein shake u can have haha
Her 5/13/2011 23:49 Lol hahahaha u retardo
Her 5/14/2011 0:14 Today is so nice
Me 5/14/2011 0:15 Ur face is nice
Her 5/14/2011 0:16 Haha thank u. I can't wait to get Home gunna run hehe
Me 5/14/2011 1:17 What are u doing tonight?
Her 5/14/2011 1:18 Nothin
Her 5/14/2011 1:19 No plans
Me 5/14/2011 1:19 I guess we can hang out if u want
Her 5/14/2011 1:23 Lol what u wanna do
Me 5/14/2011 1:26 I'm kinda tired. Not sure if I wanna go out. I got some movies we can watch or we can try this new game I got
Her 5/14/2011 1:27 I'm really tired n just wanna relax movie sounds good
Me 5/14/2011 1:28 Sounds good. Ill txt u after I get of work
Her 5/14/2011 1:28 Ok
Me 5/14/2011 5:21 Here's my addy. XXX
Her 5/14/2011 5:22 Ok see u soon
Her 5/14/2011 6:16 I'll b few min early LOL
Me 5/14/2011 6:20 Ok.
Her 5/14/2011 6:24 Ok here
Her 5/14/2011 23:47 Dang I left my charger at your house
Me 5/14/2011 23:47 Just get it tom
Me 5/15/2011 2:35 Was tat the first time u fuked in the air?
Her 5/15/2011 2:42 No I did before in the shower with my ex
Her 5/15/2011 2:42 Ur sexy
Me 5/15/2011 2:51
Her 5/15/2011 2:52 Lol why did I look different
Her 5/15/2011 5:39 Be safe have fun tonight
Me 5/15/2011 7:00 Aww thanks. You too with ur girls night out haha
Her 5/15/2011 7:05 Lol boys are coming I guess ... boo!
Me 5/15/2011 12:16 U still up?
Her 5/15/2011 12:38 Hi
Her 5/16/2011 1:13 Heya
Me 5/16/2011 1:13 Hi
Her 5/16/2011 1:14 Were we still hanging out? If so what time did u want me over
Me 5/16/2011 1:15 4
Her 5/16/2011 1:16 Ok
Her 5/16/2011 1:49 I'll b a few late
Me 5/16/2011 1:53 K
Her 5/16/2011 2:24 I'll be there in three min
Her 5/16/2011 23:55 Did u make it to work
Me 5/16/2011 23:55 Tired as fuk
Her 5/16/2011 23:56 LOL can't believe u stayed up all night haha. I went in for half day then went home and to the gym. Why do girls think its necessary to curl their hair for the
Her 5/16/2011 23:56 gym haahha
Me 5/16/2011 23:57 Beats me. I never knew that
Her 5/16/2011 23:58 Hehe. U better get some sleep tonight
Me 5/17/2011 0:00 Going to gym after work
Her 5/17/2011 0:01 I ran five miles in 45 minutes lol is that bad
Me 5/17/2011 1:16 Nah. Keep toning that azz
Her 5/17/2011 1:22 Hehehe Kay. I'm saying did I run slow or fast lol
Her 5/17/2011 4:41 Hahaha guess what LOL
Me 5/17/2011 4:41 ?
Her 5/17/2011 4:48 My mom told me she had a dream that I was pregnant and the baby was Asian... LOL
Me 5/17/2011 4:49 I wish u had my kid
Her 5/17/2011 4:52 R u serious lol
Me 5/17/2011 4:52 Omfg typo
Me 5/17/2011 4:52 U not I
Her 5/17/2011 4:53 Lmfao hahahahaha sureee
Me 5/17/2011 4:54 I wish u keep trying but failing haha
Her 5/17/2011 4:56 Lolololol I wouldnt mind having azn baby later on in life they are super cute. I want a little ling ling haha
Her 5/17/2011 4:56 Black babies are ugly
Her 5/17/2011 5:26 Anyway ima lay down n watch movie. Prolly fall asleep. Goodnight
Me 5/17/2011 5:27 I'm gettin a hair cut. Nite
Her 5/18/2011 18:25
Me 5/18/2011 20:13 Grraawwrr
Her 5/18/2011 20:17 How r u sexy !
Me 5/18/2011 20:22 I'm ****ing fantastic . U?
Her 5/18/2011 20:23 Lol super amazing
Her 5/18/2011 20:24 I love work today
Me 5/18/2011 21:00 I dunno how u do 10 hour days. Way too long
Her 5/18/2011 21:02 At least I get three day weekend
Her 5/18/2011 21:04 It makes it worth it hehe
Her 5/18/2011 21:15 I'm a good little girl and wore my hair net today and the other girls didn't and got in trouble hehehehehe
Me 5/19/2011 1:01 and good at sc
Her 5/19/2011 1:04 Hehe I am ???
Me 5/19/2011 1:13 Ur good at something else too
Her 5/19/2011 1:47 Wat
Her 5/19/2011 1:48 ???? LOL
Me 5/19/2011 1:49 Making me sweaty and heart beat super fast haha
Her 5/19/2011 1:52 Hehe you love it
Me 5/19/2011 2:01 Feeel soooooo gooooooooddddd
Her 5/19/2011 2:02 I like kissing u
Me 5/19/2011 2:08 I like making u cum
Her 5/19/2011 2:10 Lol I like cuddling Haga
Me 5/19/2011 2:10 I know u do u slept like a baby
Her 5/19/2011 2:13 Omg I knoe and I can usually not sleep next to people haha
Me 5/19/2011 2:14 My bed too comfy!
Her 5/19/2011 2:15 U too comfy !!
Me 5/19/2011 2:43 I so could use a massage after the gym
Her 5/19/2011 2:44 Haha when tonight ? Or Tmrw
Me 5/19/2011 2:45 Tom
Her 5/19/2011 2:47 Okie I give u one since I don't work Friday
Me 5/19/2011 2:48
Her 5/19/2011 2:49 U catch up on sleep yet crazy
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