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OMG Meepo is on deck for my all hero challenge. Games are going miserably. Enemy team seems to have ES every game. My team literally wants me to die of canceraids because of how lame my meepo play is. If I don't feed, I poof the worst poofs anyone has ever seen.
Then, somehow, I finally get a good game. Necro supports me bottom like a BOSS. Warding up the woods. Pulling and stacking camps. Like one of the best supports I've EVER had in lane with me. Amazingly, i start to farm up. Get a fast agh's. Get the skadi. Get to lvl 25 before anyone else in the game. It's back and forth but me and lycan and Tinker start to take tier 3 towers, then rax's. OMG such a close game but I yolo dive a few times into the ancient and we finally take it and win!
"Poor network settings detected. Game will not be scored."
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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I just got matched up with 4 peruvians in a team '_' Only 2 of them were a stack too. Weird. I first pick viper. Next 4 picks are mirana, sven, spirit breaker, and invoker. The invoker offlane ends 0-6-1. He dies solo to jugg constantly. I have 4 heroes in my lane constantly for whatever reason. Our sven is essentially solo freefarm bottom. Farms a 8 minute MoM or and immediately decides to TP mid for a "gank". Well, there's literally been 4 heroes mid the whole game, hard to imagine why that wouldn't be the case still. He warcries, pops MoM and dives straight onto the T1 tower with n creeps for a jakiro who looks like the most obvious bait of my life. Sure enough, 1 pops out of the trees, 2 TP's come in and we get crushed.
Our spirit breaker "support", who at the very least bought the very first chicken/wards, but no one ever upgraded it or bought any more wards, ends the game 1-9-3. Always charges in straight on in full vision. Craziest YOLO charges I've seen in my life. Charging into 4 heroes under a T1 tower, no creeps with only 2 of our heroes there.
Invoker is missing his spells everywhere. Enemy enigma jumps in and black holes 2 of us, the invoker is literally right outside of black hole range. He fires a tornado 300 range away from enigma - and misses. Yet he's somehow the highest MMR on the team '_' 4.5k? Dies constantly to a solo jugg? Can't land tornados from point blank range? Weird. He's stacked with the sven, who is 3.4k. Figures I guess. (The rest of us are 4k for comparison).
I swear this happens to me every time I don't get a support for my AHC hero =\
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Our team had a great start early game, was winning every lane except offlane where the enemy kept sending three heroes to gank our Bat but we were comfortably ahead. OD was basically free farming and teamfights were always in our favor. We decide to go for Rosh and our shit Earthshaker who was feeding and said he would farm jungle steals it from the OD and goes "xD". Whatever, go take mid and top rax and still fine. Then no one ever pushes, we get picked apart by their all carry line-up and after taking second Rosh still fail to crack after the Earthshaker decides to push the bot tower and doesn't help at all when we were teamfighting at mid. So long story short, we lose because we can't do anything against five carry line-up and Earthshaker decided to be a shitlord.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1127850352
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Prepare final push to win game you controlled since the start
Get disconnected
Try to re-connect 100 times to no avail
Loose game
Get abandon
Get placed in low prio
Profit
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I got fucked over by a centaur hard, missed every blink stomp, lost to a slardar 1 v 1, spammed our glyph and his stampede as soon as it was off cooldown cause we asked him to show up to fights. And ran all the way back to the fountain after we teamwiped enemy team and he had tranquils, a vanguard and omniknight healing him.
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It gets worse next game, had a death prophet mid get crushed by a brewmaster. Who i ganked and killed twice. I ganked every lane, got 8 last hits to the 22 minute mark. I have the same networth as the DP, i am the same level and she's complaining about how mid DP vs mid brew is bad match up vs brew and asks, "why no doom?" While the rest of my team is going, "dazzle OP," as they die when they dive past the tier 1's to the tier 2's.
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1128902076
I have better gpm and are the same level as roaming ogre magi. 
FML.
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I just got carried out of a loss streak by a lastpick random necro who started casual headdress into casual bracer and skilled 2-4-0-1, and then built radiance.
What even is dota.
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On December 31 2014 11:04 Belisarius wrote:
I just got carried out of a loss streak by a lastpick random necro who started casual headdress into casual bracer and skilled 2-4-0-1, and then built radiance.
What even is dota.
something about new year is making dota extra retarded, I dunno
casual headdress first is such a shit build too, it's extra humiliating.
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Every mother ufcking game has a juggernaut.
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On January 01 2015 04:39 babysimba wrote:
Every mother ufcking game has a juggernaut.
This. So very much.
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I swear to god if I see one more LD jungle I will choke myself unconscious
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On January 01 2015 08:10 Varth wrote:
I swear to god if I see one more LD jungle I will choke myself unconscious
LC is okay though right? One letter one position down the alphabet = great for jungle
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If it's in jungle pub and it's not Enigma/Axe then it's shit.
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Started to play brood, what a frustrating experience.
Doesnt matter that i beat sensles OD in mid to the point where at 30 minutes he has brown boots null and point booster and helping him drow so at 30 minutes he has shadow amulet and wraith band only. Doesnt matter that i took all their outer towers by 25 minutes. doesnt matter that i beg them to push top/bot/ lane, take rosh when i am pushing opposite one and being hold by 5 enemy heroes (which is btw meet with lets spread out and look for pickups - you wont get any pickups all 5 of them is here u can see them). doesnt matter that team wont take teamfight after they finally kill me using double ravage, death ward and odi ulti. doesnt matter that my team is running around ksing each other and calling it farming in result throwing game nearly impossible to throw.
Whats matter: "please report brood for not joining teamfights* "
*there werent any, unless you calll runing one by one into 3-5 enemy heroes a temfight.
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With more than 2k games get matched with accounts with less than 20 games...
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Playing in a five-stack tonight on USE, two of the guys in my stack were brothers living in the same house. About 35 minutes in, both get grounded by their parents (yes, you could actually hear the parents over the mic) and were yanked mid-game.
Goddamn, we were doing so well too up to that point.
Lesson learnt: try and stay out of trouble kids 
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fuck 'smurf' accounts it's fucking ruined this game for me and I can no longer enjoy it. It's fucking depressing, I used to love this game and be excited to play it but this past year has been miserable and it's fairly obvious that valve has anti smurf measures in place by chucking the pubstompers up into 4.5k plus very fast.
FUCKING 3.8k hours on dota and I'm getting 60> hours accounts every game where they make up for over 50% of the players in a match, the worst part is that cause they haven't invested in the account much they are assholes and don't give a fuck so they can be a dick or abandon.
There's nothing for me in this game since they introduced ranked matchmaking as I don't give a shit about a 4 digit number and everyone seems to smurf on normal matchmaking where its become awful since rmm was introduced just awful but I don't want to deal with the anxiety and flame of rmm.
All them pennies I spent on hats all them hours feel like a complete waste. I want to enjoy dota but I really cant, should I just learn to play ranked matchmaking or just give up. I'm really sorry for this shitpost but posting on reddit is a shit idea to vent and /d2g/ is well.. /d2g/. My first post on this site and it's just venting I'm sorry have lurked here for awhile and finally made an account a little while back.
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It's been a while but I say again: FUCK STACKS
Guy last-picks naga after cores are set, eats all the farm and XP in one's lane, trash talks the dude who is mad at him (we are losing) about how old are you lol I have more kills lol etc
Meanwhile courier is upgraded by our one actual support hero (Rhasta) at 13m after repeated requests by me. No wards. We are getting pushed into our side of the map and keep getting fucked by no vision (and bad coordination). No wards. No wards ever. I start going "wtf" and Naga is like "buy them yourself then" (I am playing DP, so yes of course I should buy wards). I finally see that Naga and Rhasta are next to each other and realize, yes, it is a shitstack.
We lost. I am refused passing the same MMR threshold yet again. This week...
PS: Rhasta never bought wards. And neither player was on Dotabuff. Of course. Bought accounts, I think.
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How many games can I lose as a support where my carries refuse to itemize correctly.
Example: Other team has a tide and clinkz w/ orchid and drow silence. Sven/Doom both refuse to get BKBs we lose late game after a huge lead. I laned with sven he went cleave lvl 1 and then went mana boots 1st
I cannot string enough decent teammates together in Solo to gain MMR as a Support.
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