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if you're having shitty games on your SMURF you only have yourself to blame honestly
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I have explained to my girlfriend (who does not play Dota) the Dotabuff Test, in which you see how many of the players from your last lopsided game are even on Dotabuff. Last game we destroyed the other team 44-9. 5 Dotabuff accounts on our side, zero on theirs.
I sure wish more people would take even the smallest steps towards improving their game.
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I just found a Medusa who didn't believe in turning on mana shield. Level 20 medusa who didn't believe on turning on mana shield and said he would turn it on after he ults to make sure he has mana for it. 
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http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1122359611
I have no fucking words. This PA was the biggest idiot I have had the pleasure to play with.
We finish a fight and they're all dead. This is our only chance. The fight took place at their t3 mid, so it's perfect.
PA FUCKING GOES TO SECRET SHOP INSTEAD OF RIGHTCLICKING BUILDINGS BECAUSE ABYSSAL BLADE.
WE LOSE.
WOW.
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On December 28 2014 09:44 Exoteric wrote:if you're having shitty games on your SMURF you only have yourself to blame honestly
my original acc is only 2.8mmr and has nothing to do with having a 25-23 winrate with 3.6kda at 1.5kmmr
that is some sick sick fucking dota rng going on there.
funny pic
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Bleh people don't know how to draft at all. Lich/jakiro support duo is awful anti-synergy. And letting them draft aa/spectre/zeus and not pressure spectre is a dumb plan. But what made it worse was our Nightstalker who insisted we lost at the beginning of the game and played accordingly.
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my stats now (1-3k mmr)
Queen of Pain
games 19
winrate 47.4%
kda 4.04 (11.9 / 5.9 / 11.9)
i guess this is why people party to get mmr before going solo
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Phoenix knew how to use all his abilities to push wave all the way up to enemy tower so I got no last hits and enemy got full exp. At least we had that.
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I first pick DK. Next guy picks VS and says he's going to support. Apparently that gives everyone else license to pick carries. Next pick, invoker, calls mid. Next pick TA, calls offlane. Final pick, sven. Wants top. Yay. Where does my DK go then? Support dk I guess. Melee support with a melee range stun, limited mana pool, no teamfight presence and no ability to jungle. Course that fails miserably.
Actually this happens every time I don't have a support as my AHC hero =p We get a random BM, and I second pick DK. Third pick is necro who calls mid. 4th pick is... AM. Who wants bottom. Lovely.
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FUCKING BULLSHIT! Why the fuck cant people listen??? Our top rax is down, ancient towers down as well. We kill 4 of them and their ancient has its towers but they are low. we can finish the game. I tell my 3 fucking retarded teammates to go with me and attack the ancient but the idiots have to go top to kill fucking rax and the worthless buildings and then fucking try to kill Elder Titan who was the last man standing. I am fucking shouting at them at this point to attack the fucking ancient and finish the game. NOPE, WHY SHOULD WE ATTACK THE FUCKING ANCIENT IT ONLY WINS THE GAME, RATHER IGNORE YOU AND TRY TO KILL THIS.. OH SHIT THEIR TEAM HAS RESPAWNED AND WE ARE ALL DEAD.
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Picks Techies, gets flamed.
Wins majority of games but people still cry and whine about "miner"(Russian nick for Techies I guess).
Life sucks then you play Techies.
PS: Why is there still no Techies "flair"? 
or updated Nevermore flair..
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when i say LETS NOT ROSH without vision. its very simple. LETS NOT ROSH W I T H O U T "VISION"
that means, hey guys excuse me but, this is a close game, and... i should really deward first, and then ward the hill and ward their jungle path, and at least show myself somewhere around the map to trick them as if we are doing something else, or whatever.
that means to them: hey guys its the ultimate time to try killing rosh in hell of a darkness so they can jump on us in the blink of an eye with sand king ult, invo meteor, lich and void ult !
man, i hate those pingers. ping*ping*ping* at rosh pit from the carry or shitty mid. and they drive the rest of the team into that, and they dont know how to retreat... simply we give 100 hp rosh to enemy team with a complete wipe. because we pro.
EVERY DAMN GAME.
* 4k mmr
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On December 29 2014 15:04 lastpuritan wrote:
when i say LETS NOT ROSH without vision. its very simple. LETS NOT ROSH W I T H O U T "VISION"
that means, hey guys excuse me but, this is a close game, and... i should really deward first, and then ward the hill and ward their jungle path, and at least show myself somewhere around the map to trick them as if we are doing something else, or whatever.
that means to them: hey guys its the ultimate time to try killing rosh in hell of a darkness so they can jump on us in the blink of an eye with sand king ult, invo meteor, lich and void ult !
man, i hate those pingers. ping*ping*ping* at rosh pit from the carry or shitty mid. and they drive the rest of the team into that, and they dont know how to retreat... simply we give 100 hp rosh to enemy team with a complete wipe. because we pro.
EVERY DAMN GAME.
* 4k mmr
oh man u reminded me a good one
we go into rosh and my team get it to 50hp just before enemy team is descending down the highground
i dive into enemy team just to cancel lion blink, slow them down and ensure that my team doesn't fuck up and gets their aegis
rosh dies immediately and i die and go and look to see my team pick up the aegis and win the fight
looking at the rosh pit, 4 members of my team have not picked up the aegis. i see our tiny blink out of the rosh pit leaving the aegis on the floor. i see the enemy lion who's blink i had cancelled, blink into the rosh pit. i see our mirana autoattacking next to the aegis while the enemy lion picks it up a few seconds later. our antimage must have blinked out a long time ago because i couldn't see him anywhere.
holy shit it was a classic
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http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1125452626
this game was impossible in every sense of the word
ld mid feeds 7 deaths to pudge mid
shaman feeds like 10 deaths in 10 mins
like holy shit how do these kidns of people keep appearing in my game
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"Hey you want solo offlane?"
"Yeah, or an aggro support would be good."
[notices person asking is hovering on axe]
"Actually if you're going to play axe we can wreck this lane."
Fast forward to me checking the team out on Dotabuff and for once the rule being inversed. None of the team that wiped us out were on there, 4/5 of ours were, and the Axe was an Axe specialist with a 40% winrate on Axe.
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dota just feels so stupid atm, you either lose because your team obviously doesnt give a fuck about winning, or you win because the enemy team has the same problem
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Being a solo support is the worst, especially versus a techies
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On December 30 2014 01:04 juracule wrote:http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1125452626this game was impossible in every sense of the word ld mid feeds 7 deaths to pudge mid shaman feeds like 10 deaths in 10 mins like holy shit how do these kidns of people keep appearing in my game
looks like he had a bad game
he has 400 games with ld at 3.6kda and 60% wr
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On December 30 2014 12:21 FFGenerations wrote:looks like he had a bad game he has 400 games with ld at 3.6kda and 60% wr
Occasionally I have a catastrophe game on a hero I'm very good at and I always think "my teammates must think I am so bad at this."
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