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aldochillbro
Profile Joined July 2012
187 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-10 08:01:24
June 06 2013 19:35 GMT
#1
what would it be? any ability that any unit has.

personally I would be a blink stalker. walking through the city to work and the no walk sign is on? fuck that shit, I'm blinking across that street and the cooldown aint nothin' but hoes and tricks. I would also have mirrors in my house so that I could see the high ground. byebye days of using stairs.

maybe I would be an infestor, although it might be weird being able to spawn a zombie dude with a machine gun anywhere i wanted and be able to and realize i could do that 7 more times. i'd make a GREAT spy though. covers blown? say hello to my little friends bitch.

pheonix would be cool but you never lift anything with your legs so you'd be "that guy" at the gym.

observer would probably be way too creepy in the wrong hands. a marauder's concussive shells wouldn't be that cool. any human would die to the shot anyways.

On second thought, I'd like to be a mutalisk cuz i've always wanted to be overpowered(i joke, i joke. please don't ban me).

so what are your guys thoughts? if you have any from broodwar, campaign, or any other games feel free to share them too!

EDIT!: I copied and pasted some notable responses that I saw into a word document. hopefully this shows up alright but here they are...

mechengineer123 Yemen. June 07 2013 04:46. Posts 230 PM Profile Quote #
Nobody picking medivac to heal people?! Selfish pricks! I'd pick cloaking too though :D


Yonnua United Kingdom. June 07 2013 05:04. Posts 1068 PM Profile Blog Quote #
I want the rock tower ability, so that when I die, destructible rocks spawn and nobody knows why.


wwJd)El_Mojjo Sweden. June 07 2013 05:19. Posts 160 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Call down supply! I hate shopping for groceries... :S


VasHeR June 07 2013 05:49. Posts 69 PM Profile Quote #
I really, REALLY would be entertained if I saw these posts happen in this thread
________________________________________
Artosis
I'd want to be able to merge into an archon
________________________________________
________________________________________Tasteless
Me too


asdfOu United States. June 07 2013 06:10. Posts 1353 PM Profile Quote #
Nydus worm + Google earth = unstoppable


Savant United States. June 07 2013 07:21. Posts 327 PM Profile Blog Quote #
I'd like the probe's ability to warp in entire cities in a matter of seconds.


ForbZ Australia. June 07 2013 08:50. Posts 22 PM Profile Quote #
Feedback for sure.
If anyone was having a great day with lots of energy, I can bring the pain.


Badfatpanda United States. June 07 2013 09:09. Posts 9393 PM Profile Blog Quote #
Resume from replay, seriously trumps everything.


braller June 07 2013 14:59. Posts 27 PM Profile Quote #
Mineral walking through stuff.


Shikada Serbia. June 07 2013 20:42. Posts 466 PM Profile Quote #
One ability from SC that I would really like is to have constant unexpected cheese all the time.


Bagration United States. June 07 2013 07:07. Posts 11280
immortal. Hardened shields means that you could jump in front of a train, and walk away with only a few scratches.

Sajaki Canada. June 10 2013 06:13. Posts 719 PM Profile Quote #
Can I be a WOL hydralisk? That way nobody uses me...
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
June 06 2013 19:38 GMT
#2
I'd like a Xel'Naga artifact, because it does whatever the plot needs it to do at the time!

HOY OH!
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
GeNi
Profile Joined November 2012
United States49 Posts
June 06 2013 19:39 GMT
#3
I'd be either a ghost or dark templar. STEALTH ASSASSIN INDEED!

On second thought, if I were to be a dark templar, would I always be cloaked? Or could I toggle it? I wonder...
Kfcnoob
Profile Joined January 2011
United States296 Posts
June 06 2013 19:42 GMT
#4
Does the ground Viking transform into a jet plane ability count?

Either that or psi storm lol
And Artosis sayeth "the one who kills many, but loses few, comes out ahead."
Disengaged
Profile Joined July 2010
United States6994 Posts
June 06 2013 19:43 GMT
#5
Cloaking.

For obvious reasons heh heh heh
followZeRoX
Profile Joined March 2011
Serbia1451 Posts
June 06 2013 19:44 GMT
#6
explode like a baws
Sent.
Profile Joined June 2012
Poland9211 Posts
June 06 2013 19:44 GMT
#7
Call down mules INFINITE MONEEEEEEEY
You're now breathing manually
aldochillbro
Profile Joined July 2012
187 Posts
June 06 2013 19:45 GMT
#8
On June 07 2013 04:39 GeNi wrote:
I'd be either a ghost or dark templar. STEALTH ASSASSIN INDEED!

On second thought, if I were to be a dark templar, would I always be cloaked? Or could I toggle it? I wonder...

if you were their friends then of course they could see you(unless you had no allied vision sc1 style lol). I really like this one. and if you met your significant other(ht or dt) you could transform into an archon you'd be able to float and have splash damage. hell ya
Walnuts
Profile Joined March 2012
United States770 Posts
June 06 2013 19:45 GMT
#9
Yeah, either cloaking or blink, they're the two best
Gandalf on balance: "It's always darkest before the dawn"
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 06 2013 19:45 GMT
#10
On June 07 2013 04:44 Sent. wrote:
Call down mules INFINITE MONEEEEEEEY

Haha I like this one. Walk into a bank and drop mules everywhere!
NovemberstOrm
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada16217 Posts
June 06 2013 19:45 GMT
#11
Imagine having storm.... that'd be pretty sick
Moderatorlickypiddy
DifuntO
Profile Joined November 2011
Greece2376 Posts
June 06 2013 19:46 GMT
#12
Stim. I would use it while having sex(hehe) and i could easily beat Bolt in 100m.
All I do is Stim.
mechengineer123
Profile Joined March 2013
Ukraine711 Posts
June 06 2013 19:46 GMT
#13
Nobody picking medivac to heal people?! Selfish pricks! I'd pick cloaking too though :D
Noizhende
Profile Joined January 2012
Austria328 Posts
June 06 2013 19:46 GMT
#14


this!

on second thought blink would be really nice as well, or stim, wait... There is rl-stim already!
Die neuen Tempel haben schon Risse - künftige Ruinen - einst wächst Gras auch über diese Stadt - über ihre letzte Schicht
dUTtrOACh
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2339 Posts
June 06 2013 19:47 GMT
#15
Recall / blink. Teleportation of some sort would save a lot of time.
twitch.tv/duttroach
aldochillbro
Profile Joined July 2012
187 Posts
June 06 2013 19:47 GMT
#16
you motha fuckas have not disappointed me in one response. im loving these replies
theking1
Profile Joined June 2013
Romania658 Posts
June 06 2013 19:47 GMT
#17
Swarm host.Whenever my neighbours would upset me I would just borrow and then send infinite number of pesky insects to bother them all night.He He He.Or an infestor so I can mind control people.
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24417 Posts
June 06 2013 19:49 GMT
#18
Blink or storm... Depends on the blink distance though and whether there's a cooldown or not, lol.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
EpicDemente
Profile Joined November 2012
Chile202 Posts
June 06 2013 19:52 GMT
#19
motherfucking blink man, best ability IRL from sc2
"Fight your heart out for what you want"
Fuell
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands3111 Posts
June 06 2013 19:52 GMT
#20
Time Warp would be pretty sweet.
fOu/Zenith/NEX/WeRRa/SlayerS
Netto.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Poland523 Posts
June 06 2013 19:54 GMT
#21
I ' d fungal every single woman !
Be the change you want to see in the world.
vol_
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia1608 Posts
June 06 2013 19:54 GMT
#22
Either cloak or get a Mjolnir replica and storm stuff and try to convince people I am a god..
Jaedong gives me a deep resonance.
gingerfluffmuff
Profile Joined January 2011
Austria4570 Posts
June 06 2013 19:55 GMT
#23
I would neural parasite the ladies.
・゚✧:・゚+..。✧・゚:・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚ ゜・:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING *・゜・:・゚✧:・゚✧。゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:・゜・:・゚✧::・・:・゚・゚
WikidSik
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Canada382 Posts
June 06 2013 19:56 GMT
#24
blink... hands down the best ability for me
Iv been here for 5.5 years. My other accounts are named "Sonu" and "Dalroti" || I had some more but I cant find them XD || known in sc2 as "Sonu"
Popkiller
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3415 Posts
June 06 2013 19:56 GMT
#25
hallucinate or neural parasite. fuck with people's heads.
RyF
Profile Joined October 2011
Austria508 Posts
June 06 2013 19:58 GMT
#26
jumping and humping like a reaper should be lots of fun!!!
odeSSa
Profile Joined November 2009
Sweden198 Posts
June 06 2013 19:58 GMT
#27
Recall would be nice to have, just get to anywhere you want in a blink. Also time warp would be very funny, just cast it on people and laugh.
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 06 2013 19:59 GMT
#28
On June 07 2013 04:54 Netto. wrote:
I ' d fungal every single woman !

On June 07 2013 04:55 gingerfluffmuff wrote:
I would neural parasite the ladies.

No inject larva??
Adtor
Profile Joined December 2011
Canada82 Posts
June 06 2013 19:59 GMT
#29
Recall!
No more walking home ever again. Done with work? BAM, you're in your house.
Saumure
Profile Joined February 2012
France404 Posts
June 06 2013 19:59 GMT
#30
Burrow movement with regen! just for the lolz
RyF
Profile Joined October 2011
Austria508 Posts
June 06 2013 20:01 GMT
#31
On June 07 2013 04:59 Bibbit wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 04:54 Netto. wrote:
I ' d fungal every single woman !

Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 04:55 gingerfluffmuff wrote:
I would neural parasite the ladies.

No inject larva??


nice try. u don't need an SC2 ability to actually do larva inject!
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24417 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 20:01:33
June 06 2013 20:01 GMT
#32
Triggering an acid explosion that kills myself and others around me. Yaaaaay.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
gingerfluffmuff
Profile Joined January 2011
Austria4570 Posts
June 06 2013 20:03 GMT
#33
On June 07 2013 05:01 DarkLordOlli wrote:
Triggering an acid explosion that kills myself and others around me. Yaaaaay.

Thats the spirit.
・゚✧:・゚+..。✧・゚:・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚ ゜・:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING *・゜・:・゚✧:・゚✧。゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:・゜・:・゚✧::・・:・゚・゚
mantequilla
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Turkey779 Posts
June 06 2013 20:03 GMT
#34
On June 07 2013 04:42 Kfcnoob wrote:
Does the ground Viking transform into a jet plane ability count?

Either that or psi storm lol


Exactly this.
Age of Mythology forever!
Yonnua
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United Kingdom2331 Posts
June 06 2013 20:04 GMT
#35
I want the rock tower ability, so that when I die, destructible rocks spawn and nobody knows why.
LRSL 2014 Finalist! PartinG | Mvp | Bomber | Creator | NaNiwa | herO
Evacipate
Profile Joined August 2012
Canada6 Posts
June 06 2013 20:05 GMT
#36
On June 07 2013 05:03 mantequilla wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 04:42 Kfcnoob wrote:
Does the ground Viking transform into a jet plane ability count?

Either that or psi storm lol


Exactly this.

A human morphing into a jet plane is pretty grotesque.
An ant, which can see small things but not large ones.
Amestir
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands2126 Posts
June 06 2013 20:05 GMT
#37
On June 07 2013 04:54 vol_ wrote:
Either cloak or get a Mjolnir replica and storm stuff and try to convince people I am a god..


Tbh with storm you get pretty close to being a god.

Hallucination for sure for me. The possibilities are endless, especialy without detection :p
We know nothing.
Bibbit
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada5377 Posts
June 06 2013 20:07 GMT
#38
Is Abduct too creepy?

My favourite so far is:
On June 07 2013 05:04 Yonnua wrote:
I want the rock tower ability, so that when I die, destructible rocks spawn and nobody knows why.

MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 20:10:17
June 06 2013 20:09 GMT
#39
On June 07 2013 04:38 bonifaceviii wrote:
I'd like a Xel'Naga artifact, because it does whatever the plot needs it to do at the time!

HOY OH!


Flawless victory.

I would probably go for a more advanced form of roach regeneration. Because fuck dying.
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
Ysellian
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands9029 Posts
June 06 2013 20:09 GMT
#40
Hallucinate would be pretty bad-ass.
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24417 Posts
June 06 2013 20:10 GMT
#41
On June 07 2013 05:04 Yonnua wrote:
I want the rock tower ability, so that when I die, destructible rocks spawn and nobody knows why.


I want the other side of that, I wanna be a giant bunch of rocks that blocks people until they get rid of me.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
June 06 2013 20:10 GMT
#42
On June 07 2013 05:09 Ysellian wrote:
Hallucinate would be pretty bad-ass.


Try drugs?
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
[]Phase[]
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium927 Posts
June 06 2013 20:11 GMT
#43
hmm so many fun abilities to pick from. I think ill pick forcefield. It might be able to keep me safe from incoming cars etc.
willstertben
Profile Joined May 2013
427 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 20:12:17
June 06 2013 20:12 GMT
#44
becoming a hatchery.

the swarm will consume all
Master of DalK
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Canada1797 Posts
June 06 2013 20:12 GMT
#45
On June 07 2013 05:09 Ysellian wrote:
Hallucinate would be pretty bad-ass.

Yeah man, hallucinate myself and be in more than one place at once, OR hallucinate a friend to fuck with them :D
@MasterDalK | Maelstrom Entertainment | Streaming Every Esport Under the Sun
Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
June 06 2013 20:12 GMT
#46
250mm Strike Cannons
Mangooze
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands301 Posts
June 06 2013 20:12 GMT
#47
Blink out of me 12th floor apartment to ground floor.
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
June 06 2013 20:12 GMT
#48
On June 07 2013 05:12 Master of DalK wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:09 Ysellian wrote:
Hallucinate would be pretty bad-ass.

, OR hallucinate a friend to fuck with them :D

or hallucinate a friend and fuck with them
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
SecondSandwich
Profile Joined July 2008
United States319 Posts
June 06 2013 20:13 GMT
#49
Psionic storm

Why? Because it would look freaking awesome :-D
"Whatever [flash] says is the best, is the best" -Artosis i!i!i!i!i!Find Match!i!i!i!i!!i
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24417 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 20:14:32
June 06 2013 20:14 GMT
#50
On June 07 2013 05:12 Ettick wrote:
250mm Strike Cannons


LOL
It's funny cause I forgot it even existed.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
MasterOfPuppets
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Romania6942 Posts
June 06 2013 20:14 GMT
#51
On June 07 2013 05:12 teddyoojo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:12 Master of DalK wrote:
On June 07 2013 05:09 Ysellian wrote:
Hallucinate would be pretty bad-ass.

, OR hallucinate a friend to fuck with them :D

or hallucinate a friend and fuck with them


Or hallucinate a friend and fuck them?
"my shaft scares me too" - strenx 2014
zev318
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada4306 Posts
June 06 2013 20:14 GMT
#52
def neural parasite. sup bank manager, whats that? u want to give me a loan for free? thanks!
VasHeR
Profile Joined June 2011
166 Posts
June 06 2013 20:14 GMT
#53
Spread creep tumor
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24417 Posts
June 06 2013 20:15 GMT
#54
Also the ultralisk's passive not-giving-a-fuck ability.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
Hollandrock
Profile Joined January 2012
United Kingdom158 Posts
June 06 2013 20:15 GMT
#55
I'd go for call-down supply...

No need to leave the computer ever again!
Skiblet
Profile Joined August 2011
South Africa206 Posts
June 06 2013 20:17 GMT
#56
FUCKING. PHOTON. OVER CHARGE. You think you're going to fucking rob my house ? NOPE. That motherfucker will be 3 blocks away running while the fucking crystal on top of my house is blasting his ass
"Just fucking kill 'em" Day[9]
polysciguy
Profile Joined August 2010
United States488 Posts
June 06 2013 20:17 GMT
#57
On June 07 2013 05:11 []Phase[] wrote:
hmm so many fun abilities to pick from. I think ill pick forcefield. It might be able to keep me safe from incoming cars etc.

careful though a wrong use could get you in trouble for false imprisonment unless there is someone MASSIVE around.......

i gotta go with personal cloaking, who needs neural to rob a bank when noone can see you
glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever---napoleon
wwJd)El_Mojjo
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden173 Posts
June 06 2013 20:19 GMT
#58
Call down supply! I hate shopping for groceries... :S
Gc.El_Mojjo
Pads
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
England3228 Posts
June 06 2013 20:19 GMT
#59
Defiler's consume ability. Motherfuckers be gettin' eaten.
#1 Kwanro[saM] fan!
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24417 Posts
June 06 2013 20:19 GMT
#60
I'm just glad nobody has picked nuking yet.
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
Steelo_Rivers
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1968 Posts
June 06 2013 20:20 GMT
#61
STIM
ok
sva
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States747 Posts
June 06 2013 20:20 GMT
#62
So many to choose from.

I think I would pick either:
Dark Swarm because spawning a giant orange cloud whenever i want sounds pretty awsome.
Emp (emp the shit out of people's cell phones at dinner or when they are being infuriating)

or Stasis Field. Just freezing the shit out of large groups of people and cars.

Meavis
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Netherlands1300 Posts
June 06 2013 20:20 GMT
#63
Yamato babby
"Not you."
Noro
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada991 Posts
June 06 2013 20:22 GMT
#64
EZ Neural Parasite homie. Or hallucination. OR FORCEFIELD
Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me.
Obsi
Profile Joined June 2011
87 Posts
June 06 2013 20:22 GMT
#65
Recall would be so nice. Would be cool though to have many nexi (/homes?). Have to go to the mall? NP ez man. You're done? Recall back. Might not be the coolest, but definetely a good thing to spare some time and effort. If you'd spread Nexi all over the world you could even travel (almost) instantly! So yea it's quite different from cloaking or sth. but definetely nice aswell!
Wait what.
Diavlo
Profile Joined July 2011
Belgium2915 Posts
June 06 2013 20:23 GMT
#66
Burrow. Obviously.
"I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it."
Ahli
Profile Joined May 2012
Germany355 Posts
June 06 2013 20:23 GMT
#67
Chronoboost would make me produce stuff much faster...
AhliSC2@Twitter - GameHeart Observer UI - "HomeStoryCup XX" extension mod fixes WCS GameHeart's small bugs, adds a lot of new features -
Big G
Profile Joined April 2011
Italy835 Posts
June 06 2013 20:24 GMT
#68
Hardened shields! \o/

NovemberstOrm
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada16217 Posts
June 06 2013 20:24 GMT
#69
On June 07 2013 05:14 DarkLordOlli wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:12 Ettick wrote:
250mm Strike Cannons


LOL
It's funny cause I forgot it even existed.

hey man you ain't the only one
Moderatorlickypiddy
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24417 Posts
June 06 2013 20:24 GMT
#70
On June 07 2013 05:23 Ahli wrote:
Chronoboost would make me produce stuff much faster...


But what if you age faster too? :O
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
June 06 2013 20:24 GMT
#71
Bisu's looks so I can pick up chicks and confuse fangirls.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
UniquE.
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada143 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 20:25:58
June 06 2013 20:25 GMT
#72
Fungal growth for sure
sparklyresidue
Profile Joined August 2011
United States5523 Posts
June 06 2013 20:25 GMT
#73
On June 07 2013 05:23 Diavlo wrote:
Burrow. Obviously.

Definitely burrow.
Like Tinkerbelle, I leave behind a sparkly residue.
Obsi
Profile Joined June 2011
87 Posts
June 06 2013 20:27 GMT
#74
On June 07 2013 05:25 sparklyresidue wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:23 Diavlo wrote:
Burrow. Obviously.

Definitely burrow.


I don't think a human is strong enough to move when burrowed like a roach or infestor... so would you still take it, even when you can't move?
Wait what.
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
June 06 2013 20:27 GMT
#75
Photosynthesis.

Protoss don't need food and shit man. Just do shit all day, no need to work.
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Fest
Profile Joined January 2011
7 Posts
June 06 2013 20:28 GMT
#76
Baneling Explode
laoji
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom382 Posts
June 06 2013 20:28 GMT
#77
Repair.....would save me millions over my lifetime!
Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.- C. S. Lewis
dUTtrOACh
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2339 Posts
June 06 2013 20:29 GMT
#78
On June 07 2013 05:28 Fest wrote:
Baneling Explode


Someone keep an eye on this one O-o
twitch.tv/duttroach
panzercrusher
Profile Joined April 2013
Poland457 Posts
June 06 2013 20:29 GMT
#79
Scanner sweep for those guys that are using cloaking.
Or...
Abduct: the "get over here!" ability.
I never asked for this
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 20:30:32
June 06 2013 20:30 GMT
#80
transfuse, I'd be the richest doctor in the world.
"Right on" - Morrow
Obsi
Profile Joined June 2011
87 Posts
June 06 2013 20:30 GMT
#81
On June 07 2013 05:28 Fest wrote:
Baneling Explode


A rather dark joke but isn't a suicide bomber / Kamikaze pilot kind of a real life baneling already?
Wait what.
Grend
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1600 Posts
June 06 2013 20:30 GMT
#82
Hallucination!
So many fucking applications! Huehuehue
♞ Against the Wind - Bob Seger ♞
Big J
Profile Joined March 2011
Austria16289 Posts
June 06 2013 20:32 GMT
#83
blink or abduct.
I guess neural parasite would be pretty cool as well, but I like the idea of moving around/moving stuff around.
Though cloak would be pretty awesome as well. :hs


What I definatly wouldn't choose is baneling explode.
(Does anybody know if guardian shield blocks rain?)
claybones
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States244 Posts
June 06 2013 20:32 GMT
#84
Reaper of course. One day with a jetpack and I could die happy.
DenTenker
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States606 Posts
June 06 2013 20:32 GMT
#85
I would have to go with either blink or recall. Either one allows me to get to places faster.
If your all in didn't work, you didn't pull the workers.
AnomalySC2
Profile Joined August 2012
United States2073 Posts
June 06 2013 20:33 GMT
#86
On June 07 2013 05:27 GeOnoSis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:25 sparklyresidue wrote:
On June 07 2013 05:23 Diavlo wrote:
Burrow. Obviously.

Definitely burrow.


I don't think a human is strong enough to move when burrowed like a roach or infestor... so would you still take it, even when you can't move?


Yes, it would be the ultimate response to any arguments you get into.
Warlock40
Profile Joined September 2011
601 Posts
June 06 2013 20:34 GMT
#87
Stim. All the greats do it.
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
June 06 2013 20:34 GMT
#88
On June 07 2013 05:27 GeOnoSis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:25 sparklyresidue wrote:
On June 07 2013 05:23 Diavlo wrote:
Burrow. Obviously.

Definitely burrow.


I don't think a human is strong enough to move when burrowed like a roach or infestor... so would you still take it, even when you can't move?


I don't think a human is strong and durable enoguh to jump underground to begin with :b
"Right on" - Morrow
Furry-Paws
Profile Joined June 2013
Germany7 Posts
June 06 2013 20:35 GMT
#89
On June 07 2013 05:05 Evacipate wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:03 mantequilla wrote:
On June 07 2013 04:42 Kfcnoob wrote:
Does the ground Viking transform into a jet plane ability count?

Either that or psi storm lol


Exactly this.

A human morphing into a jet plane is pretty grotesque.


It's also pretty useless if you can out-sprint the jet plane anyways.
mikkmagro
Profile Joined April 2011
Malta1513 Posts
June 06 2013 20:36 GMT
#90
Yamato Cannon bitch

or maybe Vortex

or maybe Abduct for teh lulz
mousesports, Team Acer, Fnatic!
Ryndika
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1489 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 20:36:38
June 06 2013 20:36 GMT
#91
Lay creep tumors everywhere!!
as useful as teasalt
virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3598 Posts
June 06 2013 20:36 GMT
#92
I'd forcefield the shit out of people. Long queue in the bank / grocery store / cantina? Forcefields. Someone's trying to park his car in a spot I've actually chosen? Forcefield.

Neural parasite would also be hilarious.
first we make expand, then we defense it.
Br1ghT
Profile Joined February 2010
53 Posts
June 06 2013 20:37 GMT
#93
Dark Archon of cause with mindcontrol on my enemy
Zenbrez
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada5973 Posts
June 06 2013 20:37 GMT
#94
Graviton beam? No, useless. I'd be content with speed (ling/bane/roach, your pick)
Refer to my post.
Klipsys
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1533 Posts
June 06 2013 20:37 GMT
#95
Blink
Hudson Valley Progamer
Quexana
Profile Joined May 2012
98 Posts
June 06 2013 20:37 GMT
#96
Spawn Nydus worm. With Google Earth, I can go anywhere!
Zenbrez
Profile Joined June 2012
Canada5973 Posts
June 06 2013 20:38 GMT
#97
On second thought. Morph to hellbat. Lol.
Refer to my post.
Obsi
Profile Joined June 2011
87 Posts
June 06 2013 20:39 GMT
#98
On June 07 2013 05:34 JacobShock wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:27 GeOnoSis wrote:
On June 07 2013 05:25 sparklyresidue wrote:
On June 07 2013 05:23 Diavlo wrote:
Burrow. Obviously.

Definitely burrow.


I don't think a human is strong enough to move when burrowed like a roach or infestor... so would you still take it, even when you can't move?


I don't think a human is strong and durable enoguh to jump underground to begin with :b


Well we can't cloak ourselves that easily either or create a thunder storm out of nowhere, but that's not the point.

There are SOME units in SC2 which can move while burrowed and some who can not. But well if we'd be strong enough to burrow you might be right and we'd also be strong enough to move :D
Wait what.
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 20:41:40
June 06 2013 20:40 GMT
#99
Being able to fly if that counts as an ability. Otherwise blink or the reaper regeneration.

On June 07 2013 05:20 SiNKami wrote:
STIM

This is the one SC2 ability we already have access to.
bGr.MetHiX
Profile Joined February 2011
Bulgaria511 Posts
June 06 2013 20:41 GMT
#100
On June 07 2013 04:52 Fuell wrote:
Time Warp would be pretty sweet.


pretty sweet indeed
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Flossy
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States870 Posts
June 06 2013 20:43 GMT
#101
On June 07 2013 05:38 Zenbrez wrote:
On second thought. Morph to hellbat. Lol.

I was going to pick that one.
I'll go with Burrow! I'll be the best at hide and seek.
etternaonline.com
Obsi
Profile Joined June 2011
87 Posts
June 06 2013 20:43 GMT
#102


Yes, it would be the ultimate response to any arguments you get into.


hahaha so bm :D

But quite funny, imagining some argument with future wife and you're not in the mood.. Ah fuck it.
Would be even nicer if you'd be able to burrow from one floor to another and ultimately to the basement/ground.
Wait what.
AmorphousPhoenix
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
107 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 20:45:09
June 06 2013 20:44 GMT
#103
Obviously neural parasite is the most powerful. Just imagine the possibilities if you could make anyone do anything.

Bill Gates: "Sure, you can have ten billion dollars. No problem, buddy!"
Christina Hendricks: "Plow me, baby, plow me!"
Kim Kardashian: "I suddenly feel like killing myself. Where's a knife?"
Barack Obama: "You know what, I'm making weed legal now, bitches. Executive order time."
Nine in 10 members of the U.S. House and Senate who sought new terms in office this year were successful, improving their record for re-election even as public approval of Congress sank to all-time lows.
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
June 06 2013 20:44 GMT
#104
Hellbat transform, obviously.
FloKi
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
1490 Posts
June 06 2013 20:45 GMT
#105
blink!
i would use the shit out of it
Where do whores go?
jhlee820
Profile Joined June 2011
149 Posts
June 06 2013 20:45 GMT
#106
On June 07 2013 05:44 AmorphousPhoenix wrote:
Obviously neural parasite is the most powerful. Just imagine the possibilities if you could make anyone do anything.

Bill Gates: "Sure, you have have ten billion dollars. No problem, buddy!"
Christina Hendricks: "Plow me, baby, plow me!"
Kim Kardashian: "I suddenly feel like killing myself. Where's a knife?"
Barack Obama: "You know what, I'm making weed legal now, bitches. Executive order time."


People would see the weird tendril growing out of your back and then think something's up though lol
baba1
Profile Joined April 2005
Canada355 Posts
June 06 2013 20:45 GMT
#107
Heal
noq uote
sparklyresidue
Profile Joined August 2011
United States5523 Posts
June 06 2013 20:46 GMT
#108
On June 07 2013 05:27 GeOnoSis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:25 sparklyresidue wrote:
On June 07 2013 05:23 Diavlo wrote:
Burrow. Obviously.

Definitely burrow.


I don't think a human is strong enough to move when burrowed like a roach or infestor... so would you still take it, even when you can't move?

Yeah, I still would. I never even considered burrow move... that's an interesting idea too.
Like Tinkerbelle, I leave behind a sparkly residue.
Necro)Phagist(
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada6657 Posts
June 06 2013 20:47 GMT
#109
Gimme dat Yamato Cannon blastting everything out here xD
"Are you talking to me? Because your authority is not recognized in fort kick ass!"" ||Park Jung Suk|| |MC|HerO|HyuN|
edlover420
Profile Joined December 2012
349 Posts
June 06 2013 20:47 GMT
#110
obv fungal growth you cast you win
VasHeR
Profile Joined June 2011
166 Posts
June 06 2013 20:49 GMT
#111
I really, REALLY would be entertained if I saw these posts happen in this thread

Artosis
I'd want to be able to merge into an archon


Tasteless
Me too
Tampuk
Profile Joined June 2011
Austria4 Posts
June 06 2013 20:49 GMT
#112
Spawning creep tumors or inject larvae, beeing a queen in general!

Just imagine vomiting and sh*ting galleons of creep over your town, best ability to have!

Seriously, blink or neural parasite would be the most useful ones imo
nkr
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Sweden5451 Posts
June 06 2013 20:49 GMT
#113
I'd like to be able to drop creep. If someone messes with me, I'll mess up their yard
ESPORTS ILLUMINATI
Qikz
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United Kingdom12022 Posts
June 06 2013 20:52 GMT
#114
I think of all the things I could do while cloaked and out of everything in the SC universe I couldn't think of an ability I'd like more.
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graNite
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany4434 Posts
June 06 2013 20:53 GMT
#115
Obivously building lift off to steal skyscrapers.
"Oink oink, bitches" - Tasteless on Pigbaby winning a map against Flash
Sated
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
England4983 Posts
June 06 2013 20:54 GMT
#116
--- Nuked ---
Nibbler89
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
884 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 20:55:54
June 06 2013 20:54 GMT
#117
Does probe warp in construction count? I'd photon cannon rush the world to its knees. All you suckers who picked cloak won't be invisible to my photon cannons;) Plus it'd just look badass throwing up glowy orbs everywhere with a flick of the wrist that phase into pylons/cannons.
VasHeR
Profile Joined June 2011
166 Posts
June 06 2013 20:56 GMT
#118
Guys, neural is fucking stupid. It's not permanent mind control from anywhere across the country etc. It's more like in X-Men origins when that chick can influence people's thoughts as long as she's touching them. It sucks
Sated
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
England4983 Posts
June 06 2013 20:56 GMT
#119
--- Nuked ---
KanoCoke
Profile Joined June 2011
Japan863 Posts
June 06 2013 20:57 GMT
#120
The first thing that came to mind was psionic storm because of how badass an ability it would be, but thinking about it more, abilities with more practical uses are much better. Blink, cloak, timewarp, neural parasite, healing, speed boost, hallucination, force field, metabolic boost, adrenal glands, regenerative ability and ultralisk plating each all are very useful abilities to have.

If I had to pick though, I'd choose neural parasite, hallucination or cloak.
Will always cheer for: MMA Bomber Taeja Curious Life herO Zest
Chaops
Profile Joined January 2013
Austria3 Posts
June 06 2013 20:58 GMT
#121
I'm gonna go with mules... Money and hoes all the way
Not fat, cuddly :3
sushiman
Profile Joined September 2003
Sweden2691 Posts
June 06 2013 20:59 GMT
#122
Optical flare. They'd never see it coming.
1000 at least.
TRaFFiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada1448 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 21:01:17
June 06 2013 21:00 GMT
#123
Some people have failed to realize the consequences...

Stim. Holy shit man, you just lost 22% of your hp. You'll be a bloody mess every time you finish your 15 second run. You better use them wisely to win the 100 meter Olympic gold medal and at least gain some fame.

Storm. Better be careful mates. This shit is dangerous. Throw them down in the wrong place and risk spending your life in jail for mass murder.

Personally, I'd go with fighter mode on the viking. I could transport cargo for seemingly infinite money and see the world. The only downside is I would have to wait for a long time for my wife to show up taking a normal plane.
2v2, 1v1, Zerg, Terran http://www.twitch.tv/trafficsc2
SupItsG
Profile Joined March 2011
United States59 Posts
June 06 2013 21:01 GMT
#124
can you have sex with a hallucination and if so does it only last 60 seconds
Penev
Profile Joined October 2012
28483 Posts
June 06 2013 21:04 GMT
#125
Extended Thermal Lance
I Protoss winner, could it be?
Corsica
Profile Joined February 2011
Ukraine1854 Posts
June 06 2013 21:05 GMT
#126
On June 07 2013 04:52 Fuell wrote:
Time Warp would be pretty sweet.



You live in Holland, Time Warp is legalized there.
Holdenintherye
Profile Joined December 2012
Canada1441 Posts
June 06 2013 21:06 GMT
#127
Ability to make interceptors.
FrostedMiniWheats
Profile Joined August 2010
United States30730 Posts
June 06 2013 21:07 GMT
#128
corruption ofc!

no, but recall or cloak.

Recall for utility, cloak for bad stuff
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AnomalySC2
Profile Joined August 2012
United States2073 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 21:10:47
June 06 2013 21:09 GMT
#129
On June 07 2013 06:01 SupItsG wrote:
can you have sex with a hallucination and if so does it only last 60 seconds


I must say that beats out cloaking, you know, not that there is any pervey connection whatsoever for wanting to pick cloaking or anything >.>

*cough*
CarlosOmse
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany507 Posts
June 06 2013 21:10 GMT
#130
pretty close between cloaking and blink but i think i'd go with cloaking
a book is like a mirror if a monkey looks into it no philosopher will look back
Quakecomm
Profile Joined April 2012
United States344 Posts
June 06 2013 21:10 GMT
#131
blink
gorkey island is the only good map
asdfOu
Profile Joined August 2011
United States2089 Posts
June 06 2013 21:10 GMT
#132
Nydus worm + Google earth = unstoppable
rip prime
CarlosOmse
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany507 Posts
June 06 2013 21:11 GMT
#133
On June 07 2013 06:09 AnomalySC2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 06:01 SupItsG wrote:
can you have sex with a hallucination and if so does it only last 60 seconds


I must say that beats out cloaking, you know, not that there is any pervey connection whatsoever for wanting to pick cloaking or anything >.>

*cough*

with cloaking u can steal the hell out of evrything get rich and than u dont nee a hallucination for sex XD
a book is like a mirror if a monkey looks into it no philosopher will look back
_SilverSurfer_
Profile Joined October 2012
United States41 Posts
June 06 2013 21:12 GMT
#134
Mass Recall (HotS style) would be so badass. No matter where you went, you could always be back at any of your houses instantly, with all your friends too.
Electric slide! :D
panzercrusher
Profile Joined April 2013
Poland457 Posts
June 06 2013 21:12 GMT
#135
On June 07 2013 06:09 AnomalySC2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 06:01 SupItsG wrote:
can you have sex with a hallucination and if so does it only last 60 seconds


I must say that beats out cloaking, you know, not that there is any pervey connection whatsoever for wanting to pick cloaking or anything >.>

*cough*


Or maybe....Spawn changeling!
I never asked for this
Vanimar
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
220 Posts
June 06 2013 21:13 GMT
#136
The Roach Speedhealing obviously, since it seems to restore all cells in your body. Which also means eternal youth. So essentially you do not die of age/disease or everything that does not instantly kills you.
Best choice since I get to play sc7 :D
I figured out the EG Curse. It was set in motion by Voodoo Shamans working for Millenium. Whenever EG aquires a player, Voodoo energies start slowly draining skill from the EG guy into an Millenium newcomer. Think about it!
eonDE
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada371 Posts
June 06 2013 21:15 GMT
#137
Neural parasite obviously. Please welcome your new world leader!
Greendotz
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom2053 Posts
June 06 2013 21:16 GMT
#138
On June 07 2013 04:38 bonifaceviii wrote:
I'd like a Xel'Naga artifact, because it does whatever the plot needs it to do at the time!

HOY OH!


and the first post wins the entire thread
Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 21:17:50
June 06 2013 21:17 GMT
#139
On June 07 2013 06:13 Vanimar wrote:
The Roach Speedhealing obviously, since it seems to restore all cells in your body. Which also means eternal youth. So essentially you do not die of age/disease or everything that does not instantly kills you.
Best choice since I get to play sc7 :D

better take muta regeneration since you'd need burrow for the roach one

Medic/medivac heal is also interesting:
Healing ppl with a beam
???
profit.
Countdown to victory: 1 200!
Bourneq
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Sweden800 Posts
June 06 2013 21:20 GMT
#140
EMP, definatly.
ejozl
Profile Joined October 2010
Denmark3408 Posts
June 06 2013 21:21 GMT
#141
Blink was definitely the first thing that jumped to mind. But after some careful thinking, it might be Spawn Changeling, then i would have ALL INFORMATION!!!
SC2 Archon needs "Terrible, terrible damage" as one of it's quotes.
Fake)Plants
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States373 Posts
June 06 2013 21:21 GMT
#142
Psionic storm, for the Palpatine powers.

UNNNNNNNNLIIMMMITED POOWWWAAAAA
Q( ' '(Q
Vanimar
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
220 Posts
June 06 2013 21:21 GMT
#143
On June 07 2013 06:17 Hryul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 06:13 Vanimar wrote:
The Roach Speedhealing obviously, since it seems to restore all cells in your body. Which also means eternal youth. So essentially you do not die of age/disease or everything that does not instantly kills you.
Best choice since I get to play sc7 :D

better take muta regeneration since you'd need burrow for the roach one

Medic/medivac heal is also interesting:
Healing ppl with a beam
???
profit.



You are right. So Muta regen then :D
I figured out the EG Curse. It was set in motion by Voodoo Shamans working for Millenium. Whenever EG aquires a player, Voodoo energies start slowly draining skill from the EG guy into an Millenium newcomer. Think about it!
LuckyMacro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
June 06 2013 21:25 GMT
#144
Mass recall, arbiter edition.
SatelliteNoodles
Profile Joined June 2011
220 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 21:29:38
June 06 2013 21:28 GMT
#145
Cloaking field. I'm fine myself but i would like to hide my shit.
I like blink as well. Same reasons as OPie.
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Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
June 06 2013 21:29 GMT
#146
observer. They can fly and they are invisible.
gg to the people who said dark templar.
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snively
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States1159 Posts
June 06 2013 21:32 GMT
#147
arbiter's stasis field.
MWAHAHAAHA
My religion is Starcraft
FnaticPink
Profile Joined May 2011
Denmark324 Posts
June 06 2013 21:32 GMT
#148
On June 07 2013 06:29 Aveng3r wrote:
observer. They can fly and they are invisible.
gg to the people who said dark templar.


Well you cant slice people up :D
Bam Lee
Profile Joined June 2012
2336 Posts
June 06 2013 21:33 GMT
#149
Assuming no cd, i would take blink. Although storm would be pretty awesome as well.
I would storm the shit out of people trying to mess with me.
Lazermonkey
Profile Joined June 2011
Sweden2176 Posts
June 06 2013 21:33 GMT
#150
Revelation foh sho!

Just cast it on a bunch of random girls, enjoy : D
Hemling
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden93 Posts
June 06 2013 21:33 GMT
#151
mass recall...

AFTER PARTY@ MY HOUSE BI***ES!!!!!!!!
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Big J
Profile Joined March 2011
Austria16289 Posts
June 06 2013 21:39 GMT
#152
On June 07 2013 06:33 Lazermonkey wrote:
Revelation foh sho!

Just cast it on a bunch of random girls, enjoy : D


And then they notice they have a f...ing glowy thing above them and they just don't do anything for 60seconds and close the door, before you can cast it again?
If you aim for that kind of stuff, I'd say you should go with scan or cloak to get into locker rooms.
synd
Profile Joined July 2011
Bulgaria586 Posts
June 06 2013 21:43 GMT
#153
METABOLIC BOOST muhahahaha.
Ultimate way to solve laziness in 1 ability :D
Fortis-Et-Fidus
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States119 Posts
June 06 2013 21:44 GMT
#154
People saying neural parasite for controlling people, anyone thinking of just straight up mind control from the dark archon in BW
"Battle Crusier Operational"
willstertben
Profile Joined May 2013
427 Posts
June 06 2013 21:44 GMT
#155
muta regeneration i guess. basically immortality.
Epamynondas
Profile Joined September 2012
387 Posts
June 06 2013 21:45 GMT
#156
Storm because fuck you, that's why.
Sjokola
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands800 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 21:52:48
June 06 2013 21:52 GMT
#157
Personal cloaking seems the only one so far without any disadvantages. You can turn it off, no irreversible effects. Doesn't seem like it could go horribly wrong if you don't get hit by a car or something.

Edit: or blink perhaps.
suicideyear
Profile Joined December 2012
Ivory Coast3016 Posts
June 06 2013 21:53 GMT
#158
i'm sure the girls would love my thermal lance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
)))____◎◎◎◎█████
Lomo
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany137 Posts
June 06 2013 21:53 GMT
#159
Forcefield trolling peoples :>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pOEvN9n9MI&feature=related
Deleted User 261926
Profile Joined April 2012
960 Posts
June 06 2013 21:59 GMT
#160
I'd just have reveal and become the most payed killer ever because I'd be hunting down every single cloaked faggot.

User was temp banned for this post.
Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
June 06 2013 22:00 GMT
#161
On June 07 2013 06:44 willstertben wrote:
muta regeneration i guess. basically immortality.


What about a roach? They regenerate health even faster, and they can burrow.
Team Slayers, Axiom-Acer and Vile forever
FeyFey
Profile Joined September 2010
Germany10114 Posts
June 06 2013 22:01 GMT
#162
Yamato cannon what else :o
TzTz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany511 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 22:06:48
June 06 2013 22:05 GMT
#163
Regeneration ofc, so you're potentially immortal :D

But for fun, probably neural parasite :D
[17]Purple
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom3489 Posts
June 06 2013 22:05 GMT
#164
On June 07 2013 07:00 Bagration wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 06:44 willstertben wrote:
muta regeneration i guess. basically immortality.


What about a roach? They regenerate health even faster, and they can burrow.


But they can only regenerate while burrowed.
"Turn Disadvantages into Disadvantages" and "Collect Telephones". The secrets of Chinese success.
Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
June 06 2013 22:07 GMT
#165
On June 07 2013 07:05 [17]Purple wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 07:00 Bagration wrote:
On June 07 2013 06:44 willstertben wrote:
muta regeneration i guess. basically immortality.


What about a roach? They regenerate health even faster, and they can burrow.


But they can only regenerate while burrowed.


They still regenerate at a normal rate like all Zerg units. I guess Zerg units = immortality?

Or you could just be an immortal. Hardened shields means that you could jump in front of a train, and walk away with only a few scratches.
Team Slayers, Axiom-Acer and Vile forever
MagnuMizer
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Denmark384 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 22:09:50
June 06 2013 22:09 GMT
#166
On June 07 2013 07:05 TzTz wrote:
Regeneration ofc, so you're potentially immortal :D


haha nice! :D

hardened shield comes to mind... could be pretty useful :D

edit: lol ninja'd xD
Niten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States598 Posts
June 06 2013 22:09 GMT
#167
Kerrigan's psionic abilities, most def. be like a fucking BAU5! :D
Korra: "Ok, I know that I'm not good at emotions, but that's what Tenzin's gonna teach me, right? He's gonna teach me to be happy and gentle and spiritual, and the rest of that bullsh**t."
FatkiddsLag
Profile Joined May 2010
United States413 Posts
June 06 2013 22:09 GMT
#168
baneling speed so i could roll around
LuisFrost
Profile Joined February 2011
Mexico130 Posts
June 06 2013 22:10 GMT
#169
Blink seems the most fun.
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
June 06 2013 22:10 GMT
#170
On June 07 2013 04:52 EpicDemente wrote:
motherfucking blink man, best ability IRL from sc2


That would be a tough one for me. Cloak and go invisible or blink. If I could blink with no cooldown I think blink would be cooler possibly :D.
When I think of something else, something will go here
Nineball
Profile Joined December 2010
Norway163 Posts
June 06 2013 22:11 GMT
#171
Ive been working with daycare for some years. I would love any energy removing ability. Just get those trolls to fall asleep whenever..
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37032 Posts
June 06 2013 22:13 GMT
#172
Reaper cliff jumping ability
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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Alryk
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2718 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 22:15:41
June 06 2013 22:13 GMT
#173
Cloak for the obligatory stalking potential, blink for the "I'm awesome" potential. Recall would be too boring, I don't want to wait on energy. Storm might be a little dangerous, I wouldn't want friendly fire to kill my gf or somebody ^.^

On June 07 2013 07:07 Bagration wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 07:05 [17]Purple wrote:
On June 07 2013 07:00 Bagration wrote:
On June 07 2013 06:44 willstertben wrote:
muta regeneration i guess. basically immortality.


What about a roach? They regenerate health even faster, and they can burrow.


But they can only regenerate while burrowed.


They still regenerate at a normal rate like all Zerg units. I guess Zerg units = immortality?

Or you could just be an immortal. Hardened shields means that you could jump in front of a train, and walk away with only a few scratches.


On the other hand, a small pistol would probably still kill you due to not triggering the shields :D
Team Liquid, IM, ViOlet!
Savant
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States379 Posts
June 06 2013 22:21 GMT
#174
I'd like the probe's ability to warp in entire cities in a matter of seconds.
Vanimar
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
220 Posts
June 06 2013 22:21 GMT
#175
On June 07 2013 06:59 Karpfen wrote:
I'd just have reveal and become the most payed killer ever because I'd be hunting down every single cloaked faggot.


Well, you assume that everybody gets to pick an ability AND that TL Members who contributed to this thread are actually high value targets for assassinations.
I am not quite sure if I agree with any of your assumptions
I figured out the EG Curse. It was set in motion by Voodoo Shamans working for Millenium. Whenever EG aquires a player, Voodoo energies start slowly draining skill from the EG guy into an Millenium newcomer. Think about it!
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27151 Posts
June 06 2013 22:23 GMT
#176
On June 07 2013 07:00 Bagration wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 06:44 willstertben wrote:
muta regeneration i guess. basically immortality.


What about a roach? They regenerate health even faster, and they can burrow.


Why would you choose being able to burrow over the ability to fly?
ModeratorGodfather
Gladiator6
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden7024 Posts
June 06 2013 22:23 GMT
#177
I would easily pick hallucination, infinite possibilities!
Flying, sOs, free, Light, Soulkey & ZerO
Pachacutec
Profile Joined March 2012
Peru53 Posts
June 06 2013 22:27 GMT
#178
Warp in buildings like a probe because fuck you that why
you look better in the shadows
SpeaKEaSY
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1070 Posts
June 06 2013 22:38 GMT
#179
Obviously I'd choose transform into planetary fortress, because who doesn't want to become a planetary fortress?
Aim for perfection, settle for mediocrity - KawaiiRice 2014
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 23:46:12
June 06 2013 23:13 GMT
#180
Considering that buildings are technically "units" in the editor () i'm going with a building ability here - the ability to create nydus worms anywhere I have ally vision and just hop around my nydus network as I wish.

Free bonus: by doing this I would be able to spread creep and my second (troll) choice would have been the overlord's creeping ability. :D

So, to summarize the benefits: not only I would be able to instantly travel between unlimited amount of nydus "stations", but also while I'm in their vicinity, I'll be moving 30% faster! And if someone messes with me, I can totally ruin their house with erupting worms and creep everywhere.

Now, the implicit drawback is - unlike other "real" abilities which tend to be "free", this shit actually costs money to build every time. Maybe a crapton of money. But, my belief is that the benefits largely outweigh the costs.
If you stand next to my head, you can hear the ocean. - Day[9]
Naphal
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany2099 Posts
June 06 2013 23:15 GMT
#181
abduct...
havok55
Profile Joined May 2013
United States276 Posts
June 06 2013 23:16 GMT
#182
Stealth because I am a healthy male.
CrystalDrag
Profile Joined July 2010
173 Posts
June 06 2013 23:19 GMT
#183
Savage Bunker.
slam
Profile Joined May 2010
United States923 Posts
June 06 2013 23:22 GMT
#184
On June 07 2013 08:19 CrystalDrag wrote:
Savage Bunker.

Lol.
**Salvage bunker.
Savage bunker would be pretty epic though I guess.
I get it.
Fusa
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada148 Posts
June 06 2013 23:23 GMT
#185
Burrow Movement
Typhoon1789
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Australia292 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-06 23:30:43
June 06 2013 23:25 GMT
#186
To transform into a Battle Hellion (Hellbat) and win [image loading]
Professional Cunt.
kochanfe
Profile Joined July 2011
Micronesia1338 Posts
June 06 2013 23:29 GMT
#187
cloaking fosho
"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long." - Lao Tzu
SCguineapig
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Netherlands289 Posts
June 06 2013 23:30 GMT
#188
definetely transfuse or blink. transfuse so i can start fights in the club and when i get beaten i can just heal myself back up. and blink for obvious reasons.
broodwar wasn't perfect
iMOOrtal
Profile Joined March 2013
Canada144 Posts
June 06 2013 23:30 GMT
#189
EMP

I would win WCS by rocking every single nerd's cpu
Nine to Five? Or, Five to Nine?
kochanfe
Profile Joined July 2011
Micronesia1338 Posts
June 06 2013 23:31 GMT
#190
I take it back. MULES=instantly motherfucking rich!
"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long." - Lao Tzu
kochanfe
Profile Joined July 2011
Micronesia1338 Posts
June 06 2013 23:32 GMT
#191
On June 07 2013 05:59 sushiman wrote:
Optical flare. They'd never see it coming.

lolololololololololololol.
"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long." - Lao Tzu
AXygnus
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Portugal1008 Posts
June 06 2013 23:39 GMT
#192
Mutalisk so I can go SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEing around town
"To create, to recreate. To create, to recreate. Down to the last seed, I stand with a dark stare. Still silent. Still frighteningly silent."
FakeDouble
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia676 Posts
June 06 2013 23:43 GMT
#193
Drone: Morph Hatchery

Because who doesn't want to be fed (minerals by drones) all day and have a queen at your side?
Formerly known as carbonaceous
Nomzter
Profile Joined March 2012
Sweden2802 Posts
June 06 2013 23:46 GMT
#194
cloaking
ForbZ
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia22 Posts
June 06 2013 23:50 GMT
#195
Feedback for sure.
If anyone was having a great day with lots of energy, I can bring the pain.
SEA GM is awful
RiceAgainst
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1849 Posts
June 06 2013 23:56 GMT
#196
Recall. Get home/anywhere set as a "base" (i.e. School, Mall, Beach, etc.) instantly.
czaku
Profile Joined June 2011
Poland429 Posts
June 06 2013 23:58 GMT
#197
Warpin. Imagine you are late for your class. Just warp in on a chair, problem solved?
HornyHydra
Profile Joined February 2011
Taiwan222 Posts
June 06 2013 23:59 GMT
#198
I would either have voidray prismatic beams shoot out of my palms (without messing my hands up of course) or have psi storm or force fields.
Prime ♥
QzYSc2
Profile Joined June 2012
Netherlands281 Posts
June 07 2013 00:03 GMT
#199
inject larva
oh wait i already have that
shabby
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway6402 Posts
June 07 2013 00:03 GMT
#200
Overlord drops. SURPRISE WE'RE 9 PEOPLE NOW
Jaedong, Gumibear, Leenock, Byun
Douillos
Profile Joined May 2010
France3195 Posts
June 07 2013 00:05 GMT
#201
On June 07 2013 09:03 QzYSc2 wrote:
inject larva
oh wait i already have that


hahaha
Look a giraffe! Look a fist!!
Orangered
Profile Joined June 2013
289 Posts
June 07 2013 00:07 GMT
#202
Flight ezpz
Cress
Profile Joined September 2011
United States212 Posts
June 07 2013 00:07 GMT
#203
I'd take the carrier ability to build interceptors >.>. Would I be able to fire them and have them fly around me?
Badfatpanda
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States9719 Posts
June 07 2013 00:09 GMT
#204
Resume from replay, seriously trumps everything.
Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. -Beethoven | Mech isn't a build, it's a way of life. -MajOr | Charlie.Sheen: "What is sarcastic, kids who have no courage to fight?" | #TerranPride #yolo #swag -Naama after 2-0'ing MC at HSC VI
Sephiren
Profile Joined September 2012
United States85 Posts
June 07 2013 00:14 GMT
#205
how about Mutalisk life regeneration?

or a yamato cannon kamehameha?
caradoc
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada3022 Posts
June 07 2013 00:15 GMT
#206
On June 07 2013 04:43 Disengaged wrote:
Cloaking.

For obvious reasons heh heh heh


being a changeling would be better man
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea...
MrMedic
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada452 Posts
June 07 2013 00:15 GMT
#207
Mules, I like money :D
Deckard.666
Profile Joined September 2012
152 Posts
June 07 2013 00:20 GMT
#208
On June 07 2013 07:23 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 07:00 Bagration wrote:
On June 07 2013 06:44 willstertben wrote:
muta regeneration i guess. basically immortality.


What about a roach? They regenerate health even faster, and they can burrow.


Why would you choose being able to burrow over the ability to fly?


Why would you want to fly when you can just dig a hole?

These people...
shin_toss
Profile Joined May 2010
Philippines2589 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 00:27:44
June 07 2013 00:22 GMT
#209
of course, everyone would pick permanent cloaking

I want the rock tower ability, so that when I die, destructible rocks spawn and nobody knows why
.

Haha holy shit I lold
AKMU / IU
MoonfireSpam
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1153 Posts
June 07 2013 00:23 GMT
#210
Call nuke.

Or give me one million dollars
aldochillbro
Profile Joined July 2012
187 Posts
June 07 2013 00:24 GMT
#211
On June 07 2013 09:09 Badfatpanda wrote:
Resume from replay, seriously trumps everything.

you clever mother fucker
ShowTheLights
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Korea (South)1691 Posts
June 07 2013 00:31 GMT
#212
On June 07 2013 09:24 aldochillbro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 09:09 Badfatpanda wrote:
Resume from replay, seriously trumps everything.

you clever mother fucker


niceeeeeeeeee
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shin_toss
Profile Joined May 2010
Philippines2589 Posts
June 07 2013 00:32 GMT
#213
LAN
AKMU / IU
ZigguratOfUr
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Iraq16955 Posts
June 07 2013 00:34 GMT
#214
consume... ok that's maybe a little bit too creepy. How about disruption web for world peace (disruption web before they patched it of course, so it lasts insanely long).
A-BomB
Profile Joined January 2011
Ireland79 Posts
June 07 2013 00:49 GMT
#215
infested terran,would get those guys to be my slaves and do stuff for me and maybe take over the world with my army on zombies
A-BOMB on http://www.justin.tv/abombtv (high level protoss stream)
imallinson
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United Kingdom3482 Posts
June 07 2013 00:50 GMT
#216
I want the jetpacks reapers have. Would be great to just zip around and jump up tall buildings, also jetpacks.
Liquipedia
VoiceSC
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Canada109 Posts
June 07 2013 00:50 GMT
#217
On June 07 2013 08:13 figq wrote:
Considering that buildings are technically "units" in the editor () i'm going with a building ability here - the ability to create nydus worms anywhere I have ally vision and just hop around my nydus network as I wish.

Free bonus: by doing this I would be able to spread creep and my second (troll) choice would have been the overlord's creeping ability. :D

So, to summarize the benefits: not only I would be able to instantly travel between unlimited amount of nydus "stations", but also while I'm in their vicinity, I'll be moving 30% faster! And if someone messes with me, I can totally ruin their house with erupting worms and creep everywhere.

Now, the implicit drawback is - unlike other "real" abilities which tend to be "free", this shit actually costs money to build every time. Maybe a crapton of money. But, my belief is that the benefits largely outweigh the costs.

So essentially you want to poop everywhere. You don't need an SC2 ability for that.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
June 07 2013 00:52 GMT
#218
photon overcharge - kills all the damn roaches and flies while keeping away yehovas witnesses
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
TAMinator
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia2706 Posts
June 07 2013 00:55 GMT
#219
Mind control
GoldenH
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
1115 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 01:03:34
June 07 2013 01:02 GMT
#220
Alpha battlecruiser obviously. Lets see.. I can warp through space, carry a legion of troops, and there's always yamato or the plasma torpedoes if i want to be awesome.

Oh wait only one option? Plasma torpedoes then. Seriously I could have all sorts of fun with that.
"(Dudes are) not going to say "Buy this game — I cried at the end". (...) I suppose the secret is to find a game that makes you shoot eight million fuckin' dudes and then cry about how awesome it is to shoot eight million fuckin' dudes." - Tim Rogers
forumtext
Profile Joined September 2011
575 Posts
June 07 2013 01:03 GMT
#221
Save Replay
padfoota
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Taiwan1571 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 01:22:03
June 07 2013 01:21 GMT
#222
What happened to vortex lol or recall
Stop procrastinating
Race is Terran
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
United States382 Posts
June 07 2013 01:24 GMT
#223
probably the nuke ability from the ghost
TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
June 07 2013 01:32 GMT
#224
The ability to spread my creep everywhere. Oh yeah. jk.
We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. -Charlie Chaplin
Silho
Profile Joined February 2012
Brazil32 Posts
June 07 2013 01:36 GMT
#225
Neural Parasite. Get money; get pussy; win every discussion with anyone; get anything. Oh, you blink? Let me see how it is. BAM.
Jace, the mind sculptor better than all.
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
June 07 2013 01:40 GMT
#226
blinkz
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
WetSocks
Profile Joined June 2012
United States953 Posts
June 07 2013 01:46 GMT
#227
Cloak! Without being seen as a blurry stuff by other ppl.
sths
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Australia192 Posts
June 07 2013 01:47 GMT
#228
From all the choices people have made you can tell TL is a very male dominated site. Everybody wants the abilities which allow them to control or dominate ie:Neural or storm.

A girl would probably choose to be a Xel naga tower so that everyone would want to be near her and fight for her.
PhoenixM1
Profile Joined January 2010
United States178 Posts
June 07 2013 01:47 GMT
#229
Seeker missile easy! Could totally kick some ass conjuring homing missiles out of no where. Maybe transfusion if I typed in the gathering and could spam it so I never died.
=/
Lokerek
Profile Joined December 2011
United States441 Posts
June 07 2013 01:50 GMT
#230
Summon mules so I would be rich.
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
June 07 2013 01:51 GMT
#231
Ghost's cloaking ability for sure, fulfill my childhood dream to be the world's greatest assassin.
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
Chronald
Profile Joined December 2009
United States619 Posts
June 07 2013 02:02 GMT
#232
PDD, Forcefield, Hallucination, Hardened Shields, Transformation Servos, Tunneling Claws, or the Swarm Host upgrade so that my kids live long lives.

Top pick would be Hallucination probably. Nothing like making 100 copies of yourself and trolling everyone.
Got that.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
June 07 2013 02:06 GMT
#233
If everyone got the ability that they wanted, then I would go with feedback
Al Bundy
Profile Joined April 2010
7257 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 02:15:55
June 07 2013 02:15 GMT
#234
Heal sounds like a pretty good ability
o choro é livre
DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
June 07 2013 02:26 GMT
#235
Reaper powers. I could use my jetpack and pretend I can parkour, and if I got in a fight or hurt myself doing anything risky/stupid, I could just wait and it'd be all good
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
BronzeKnee
Profile Joined March 2011
United States5217 Posts
June 07 2013 02:27 GMT
#236
I wouldn't mind spawning a few Infested Terrans to do my chores and work.
DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
June 07 2013 02:28 GMT
#237
On June 07 2013 10:36 Silho wrote:
Neural Parasite. Get money; get pussy; win every discussion with anyone; get anything. Oh, you blink? Let me see how it is. BAM.


I feel like sex with someone saying "ASSIMILATION SUCCESSFUL" like a robot would be weird.
Also she'd have a gigantic tentacle on her head.
Coming out of your ass.
But it's not my place to judge
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
June 07 2013 02:32 GMT
#238
Does no one here want PDD? World peace, bros.
User was warned for too many mimes.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
June 07 2013 02:35 GMT
#239
Banshee Cloak, obv
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
June 07 2013 02:37 GMT
#240
On June 07 2013 05:17 Skiblet wrote:
FUCKING. PHOTON. OVER CHARGE. You think you're going to fucking rob my house ? NOPE. That motherfucker will be 3 blocks away running while the fucking crystal on top of my house is blasting his ass

Lol.

I'll be boring and say blink. I think it would have the most real world applications.
MikeT
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada35 Posts
June 07 2013 02:39 GMT
#241
Larva -> Morph Drone.

Drone -> Morph Hatchery

Hatchery -> Spawn Larva

Larva -> Morph Drone

Drone -> Mine Minerals

Humanity of 2013 will fear the Swarm...
AnomalySC2
Profile Joined August 2012
United States2073 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 02:46:35
June 07 2013 02:43 GMT
#242
On June 07 2013 11:02 Chronald wrote:
PDD, Forcefield, Hallucination, Hardened Shields, Transformation Servos, Tunneling Claws, or the Swarm Host upgrade so that my kids live long lives.

Top pick would be Hallucination probably. Nothing like making 100 copies of yourself and trolling everyone.


Nothing like making 100 copies of Jessica Alba and trolling everyone, uh yeah, trolling, that's it....^_^
xAdra
Profile Joined July 2012
Singapore1858 Posts
June 07 2013 02:51 GMT
#243
Neural Parasite!
moskonia
Profile Joined January 2011
Israel1448 Posts
June 07 2013 02:52 GMT
#244
Roach borrow movement + regen is best imo, although mass recall / blink is awesome for obvious reasons.
peidongyang
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada2084 Posts
June 07 2013 02:52 GMT
#245
chronoboost!
the throws never bothered me anyway
StraTkSloth
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
United States181 Posts
June 07 2013 03:01 GMT
#246
hmmm... forcefields! i would be unstoppable mwahahahahaha
Vega Squadron Player || StarCraft II entusiast
MadProbe
Profile Joined February 2012
United States269 Posts
June 07 2013 03:13 GMT
#247
that ability that gives voidrays giant blue lasers that instantly vaporize everything it touches.

ya i'll take that. >:D
GreenHorizons
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States23293 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 03:25:53
June 07 2013 03:24 GMT
#248
On June 07 2013 06:59 Karpfen wrote:
I'd just have reveal and become the most payed killer ever because I'd be hunting down every single cloaked faggot.

User was temp banned for this post.



Was wondering what post would earn a ban on this thread. I was hoping for something funny...
oh well, anyway


Mothership cloaking ability... Criss Angel would have nothin' on me!
"People like to look at history and think 'If that was me back then, I would have...' We're living through history, and the truth is, whatever you are doing now is probably what you would have done then" "Scratch a Liberal..."
Iranon
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States983 Posts
June 07 2013 03:30 GMT
#249
Cloak seems the most useful for real-life situations, but probably the most easily abused as well.

Blink and time warp and stuff is great, but noticeable. You can't just go around teleporting without a lot of people asking a lot of questions. Same deal with neural parasite -- Dark Archon style mind control would be very handy -- but NP involves a giant fucking tentacle shooting out of you. No thanks. Arbiter style stasis would be infinitely better than time warp, but still, if you used it and moved before it wore off, you would appear to everyone around you to be teleporting away, and you probably don't want that.

All the destructive abilities wouldn't really be usable unless you wanted to launch some kind of one-man war. Yamato? Psi storm? Fungal? Strike cannons? Great, you can kill a lot of people from a few hundred feet away. Then what?

Many abilities wouldn't do anything. Photon overcharge? Good luck finding a nexus to cast it on. Mules? Good luck finding some mineral clusters to harvest. Feedback

The medi(va)c healing beam is probably the one that would be best for all involved. I think I'd have to go with that, as I'd gain a meaningful benefit without either the temptation to do all sorts of bad things or the government after me or both.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 07 2013 03:30 GMT
#250
Cloak, fly, or blink probably. I wanna flyyyyyyyyyy
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
nanoscorp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1237 Posts
June 07 2013 03:31 GMT
#251
Broodlord attack with Swarm Seeds! Just throw little minions out non-stop to take care of all the stuff I'm supposed to do, while I just chill and float around.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
June 07 2013 03:38 GMT
#252
Mind control.
Hello
polpot
Profile Joined April 2012
3002 Posts
June 07 2013 04:00 GMT
#253
Permanent neural from campaign
ROOTCatZ
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Peru1226 Posts
June 07 2013 04:06 GMT
#254
baneling, NO WAIT...
Progamerwww.root-gaming.com
Nine Gates
Profile Joined November 2012
Finland198 Posts
June 07 2013 04:13 GMT
#255
Calldown extra supplies. Free food and such, and with how fast energy regenerates, it could be sold for tons of money.
1112345678999
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
June 07 2013 04:26 GMT
#256
On June 07 2013 13:06 ROOTCatZ wrote:
baneling, NO WAIT...

Silly CatZ that isn't an ability .
User was warned for too many mimes.
RyujinEU
Profile Joined May 2011
Germany1 Post
June 07 2013 04:27 GMT
#257
Ultralisk respawn ability from the hots campaign^^
BlizardofOz
Profile Joined March 2013
Canada1 Post
June 07 2013 04:28 GMT
#258
Air mode and ground mode.
Poffel
Profile Joined March 2011
471 Posts
June 07 2013 04:37 GMT
#259
On June 07 2013 05:37 Zenbrez wrote:
Graviton beam? No, useless. I'd be content with speed (ling/bane/roach, your pick)

Graviton beam isn't useless. Anybody who has played a mage in DnD can confirm that "Reverse gravity" is the ultimate all-purpose spell par exellence that fucks up the campaign like no other... I'd totally go for Graviton beam.

That or /dnd. Sadly, it's a chat command, not a unit ability, so I guess I'll have to stick to Graviton beam.
SuperYo1000
Profile Joined July 2008
United States880 Posts
June 07 2013 04:39 GMT
#260
feedback......cuz bursting someones mind would be epic
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12476 Posts
June 07 2013 04:39 GMT
#261
cloak mode engaged :D
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
puzzle7188
Profile Blog Joined June 2013
United States6 Posts
June 07 2013 05:07 GMT
#262
--- Nuked ---
Mahanaim
Profile Joined December 2012
Korea (South)1002 Posts
June 07 2013 05:13 GMT
#263
blink. Teleport FTW!
Celebrating Starcraft since... a long time ago.
FallDownMarigold
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States3710 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 05:18:08
June 07 2013 05:15 GMT
#264
Zerg regen. Ain't never gonna die to injuries or illness so long as it's not a killing blow or heart attack

On June 07 2013 11:32 docvoc wrote:
Does no one here want PDD? World peace, bros.


Not so fast my friend. We would just return to fighting each other with blades!!! And hammers.
xiaofan
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States513 Posts
June 07 2013 05:21 GMT
#265
hallucination
ChAoS-AnGeLs
Profile Joined June 2013
Canada13 Posts
June 07 2013 05:22 GMT
#266
On June 07 2013 04:39 GeNi wrote:
I'd be either a ghost or dark templar. STEALTH ASSASSIN INDEED!

On second thought, if I were to be a dark templar, would I always be cloaked? Or could I toggle it? I wonder...

Dt is best obviously, seeing as how allys can see dts, that means they can control it and stay cloaked permanently.
Censured
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic1060 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 05:22:34
June 07 2013 05:22 GMT
#267
ability to build interceptors inside me
Occupation: Legend
vult
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States9400 Posts
June 07 2013 05:24 GMT
#268
psionicccc STOOOOORM
I used to play random, but for you I play very specifically.
Conut
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada1026 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 05:25:54
June 07 2013 05:25 GMT
#269
yamato cannon clearly.

edit: or zerg regen that would be sweet 2
Sc2 always got your back
b0lt
Profile Joined March 2009
United States790 Posts
June 07 2013 05:28 GMT
#270
[image loading]
Abduct.
wptlzkwjd
Profile Joined January 2012
Canada1240 Posts
June 07 2013 05:29 GMT
#271
Call down nuclear strike.
Feel free to add me on steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/MagnusAskeland/
Hitch-22
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Canada753 Posts
June 07 2013 05:38 GMT
#272
obviously baneling
"We all let our sword do the talking for us once in awhile I guess" - Bregor, the legendary critical striker and critical misser who triple crits 2 horses with 1 arrow but lands 3 1's in a row
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27151 Posts
June 07 2013 05:38 GMT
#273
On June 07 2013 09:09 Badfatpanda wrote:
Resume from replay, seriously trumps everything.


Winner.
ModeratorGodfather
plogamer
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Canada3132 Posts
June 07 2013 05:43 GMT
#274
On June 07 2013 14:38 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 09:09 Badfatpanda wrote:
Resume from replay, seriously trumps everything.


Winner.


Loser.

Who cares about resuming from a boring, average replay?

Give me Kerrigan's ability to command the swarm!
Rowrin
Profile Joined September 2011
United States280 Posts
June 07 2013 05:43 GMT
#275
Auto-Turret.

I would go with infested terran but if you start dropping the undead all over the place people will look at you funny. Plus turrets last longer :D

Actually, owning a raven in general would be pretty neat.
InSpiReZerG
Profile Joined January 2010
United States159 Posts
June 07 2013 05:59 GMT
#276
Definitely glave wurm. Guy messes with my girl at the bar?

Punch him and his 2 nearest friends in one swing. sup son?
Treacherous and impure, impious and murderous, Cadaverous yet living, dead to eyes but ever dreaming
braller
Profile Joined January 2013
96 Posts
June 07 2013 05:59 GMT
#277
Mineral walking through stuff.
Loire
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Singapore1358 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 06:03:44
June 07 2013 06:01 GMT
#278
Neural parasite, just think of all the things i can make other people do for me :D
Confuse
Profile Joined October 2009
2238 Posts
June 07 2013 06:02 GMT
#279
Probably heal, depending on how good it is. If I could be some kind of super doctor that heals all ailments that would be nice.
If we fear what we do not understand, then why is ignorance bliss?
InSpiReZerG
Profile Joined January 2010
United States159 Posts
June 07 2013 06:04 GMT
#280
On June 07 2013 15:02 Confuse wrote:
Probably heal, depending on how good it is. If I could be some kind of super doctor that heals all ailments that would be nice.


You heal AIDS at 13 health per second. so OP
Treacherous and impure, impious and murderous, Cadaverous yet living, dead to eyes but ever dreaming
Azurues
Profile Joined March 2011
Malaysia5612 Posts
June 07 2013 06:05 GMT
#281
burrow

cause i will unburrow right below u and...
freakhill
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Japan463 Posts
June 07 2013 06:05 GMT
#282
Overlord creep... because!
moo ForGG, Dragon, MVP, Gumiho, DRG, PartinG, Life]0[!
SecondHand
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States329 Posts
June 07 2013 06:06 GMT
#283
Thread did not disappoint.
Ladder more, win less
Daswollvieh
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
5553 Posts
June 07 2013 06:08 GMT
#284
I can do blink already. It´s awesome. Keeps my eyes safe from bugs or going dry.
shekelberg
Profile Joined June 2013
25 Posts
June 07 2013 06:08 GMT
#285
Inject, but it's not like I couldn't inject to you right now *wink wink*
Sorathez
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Australia209 Posts
June 07 2013 06:13 GMT
#286
I'd have recall. HOME I COME BABY!
There's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep trying till you run out of cake.
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 06:16:33
June 07 2013 06:15 GMT
#287
I really like the sentry maybe guardian shield isnt that great, but hallucinations seems like an amazingly spell if i can hallucinate non-starcraft units like other people or things.
Plus forcefields might be pretty cool about to get hit by a car? boom forcefield ^_^
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
MoonfireSpam
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom1153 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 06:22:36
June 07 2013 06:20 GMT
#288
I would also pick forcefield, and troll people by casting it on toilets.
Jmanthedragonguy
Profile Joined August 2012
Canada1202 Posts
June 07 2013 06:21 GMT
#289
Blink, with teleportation I'd be immune those those OP gas prices.
xHaroldx
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands62 Posts
June 07 2013 06:46 GMT
#290
All the silly people picking stim for a speedboost when they could just have zealot legs and have a badass sprint and a general increase in speed.
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 07:09:37
June 07 2013 07:07 GMT
#291
On June 07 2013 04:45 NovemberstOrm wrote:
Imagine having storm.... that'd be pretty sick

How would that help you, at all? What would you do with it, go around killing people until you're out of energy, at which point the military/police will shoot you?

Seems to me like Blink and Cloak are the obvious awesome options.
WetSocks
Profile Joined June 2012
United States953 Posts
June 07 2013 07:08 GMT
#292
On June 07 2013 15:46 xHaroldx wrote:
All the silly people picking stim for a speedboost when they could just have zealot legs and have a badass sprint and a general increase in speed.


Damn I totally forgot about charge on zealot
bLzPostman
Profile Joined September 2011
New Zealand82 Posts
June 07 2013 07:09 GMT
#293
The best answer is Warp In. Imagine if you could travel to anywhere in an instant.
Conut
Profile Joined April 2012
Canada1026 Posts
June 07 2013 07:24 GMT
#294
On June 07 2013 16:09 bLzPostman wrote:
The best answer is Warp In. Imagine if you could travel to anywhere in an instant.

need a pylon bro.
Sc2 always got your back
cArn-
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Korea (South)824 Posts
June 07 2013 07:27 GMT
#295
neural parasite obviously
Twitter : http://twitter.com/CARNDARAK
fuzzylogic44
Profile Joined December 2011
Canada2633 Posts
June 07 2013 07:28 GMT
#296
Hello... Yamato Cannon
Amui
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada10567 Posts
June 07 2013 07:29 GMT
#297
Clearly the correct answer for most people would be blink. Cooldown based, no energy requirement.

Most other skills require energy expenditure, and for what purpose, to kill people?

Although the on demand invisibility of the dark templars(lore, not in game) is rather intriguing.
Porouscloud - NA LoL
FeltFace
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia577 Posts
June 07 2013 07:30 GMT
#298
Inject larvae ofcourse
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
June 07 2013 07:34 GMT
#299
Neural parasite... :x give me all your moneyz.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
ErrantKnight
Profile Joined November 2012
Switzerland186 Posts
June 07 2013 07:35 GMT
#300
Siege mode, I don't like moving anyways.
"Quantity is quality by itself"
Yrr
Profile Joined June 2012
Germany804 Posts
June 07 2013 07:53 GMT
#301
resume from replay?
MMR decay is bad, m'kay? | Personal Hero: TerranHwaiting
JustPassingBy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
10776 Posts
June 07 2013 07:58 GMT
#302
blue flame, I think.
JustPassingBy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
10776 Posts
June 07 2013 07:59 GMT
#303
On June 07 2013 16:53 Yrr wrote:
resume from replay?


let me just point out the very first sentence in the op;
On June 07 2013 04:35 aldochillbro wrote:
what would it be? any ability that any unit has.

[...]

Prugelhugel
Profile Joined February 2012
Austria637 Posts
June 07 2013 07:59 GMT
#304
Mass Recall.
Going out drinking with buddies and booom, I'm back home.

Or setting creep tumors. Running faster than Usain Bold cause I'm on creep. Downside would be I had to poop a line of a few hundred meters.

Or maybe Burrow movement.

Zergs are cool
"This map definitly needs more rocks" - No SC2 player ever
kirika80
Profile Joined May 2011
Israel17 Posts
June 07 2013 08:11 GMT
#305
Feedback.
That'll show all those happy energetic people first thing in the morning!
Jett.Jack.Alvir
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Canada2250 Posts
June 07 2013 08:28 GMT
#306
After reading all the responses, I would have to say I am surprised no one thought of the Mothership's Planet Cracker.

Nuke will kill a city, the planet cracker will kill the world! I can hold the whole world for ransom.

Give me $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 or else!!!
Jett.Jack.Alvir
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Canada2250 Posts
June 07 2013 08:29 GMT
#307
However, if I was benign, instead I would go for storm, and solve the world's energy issue.

Need 1000W of electricity? sure thing just stay clear!
AssyrianKing
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Australia2114 Posts
June 07 2013 08:32 GMT
#308
Storm.

I wanna be bloody Raiden cuz.
John 15:13
KalWarkov
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Germany4126 Posts
June 07 2013 08:32 GMT
#309
i would be a bear shapeshifter from diablo 2.

if it had to be sc2, probably invisibility. all that bank money.
DiaBoLuS ** Sc2 - Protoss: 16x GM | Dota2 - Offlane Immortal | Wc3 - Undead decent level | Diablo nerd | Chess / Magnus fanboy | BVB | Agnostic***
m0nt
Profile Joined April 2011
Australia80 Posts
June 07 2013 08:37 GMT
#310
baneling for sure, so much utility
semi-pro CS:GO player - http://www.youtube.com/user/meNtal2p
TheBloodyDwarf
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Finland7524 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 08:43:54
June 07 2013 08:41 GMT
#311
Vortex or blink :D
forcefield would be awesome also :D
Fusilero: "I still can't believe he did that, like dude what the fuck there's fandom and then there's what he did like holy shit. I still see it when I close my eyes." <- reaction to the original drunk santa post which later caught on
Bobnoble
Profile Joined October 2011
Luxembourg52 Posts
June 07 2013 08:49 GMT
#312
Hardened shields!

Gets run over by a train -> little scratch healed 10 secs after...
Favorite caster: ST Legend
Nekovivie
Profile Joined October 2011
United Kingdom2599 Posts
June 07 2013 08:55 GMT
#313
Perma DT cloak, for reasons obvious :trollface:
If you are not supporting K-Pop you are hurting E-Sports.
imBLIND
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2626 Posts
June 07 2013 08:57 GMT
#314
Neural Parasite. Get the test answers from the professor in his sleep, take test next morning = profit.
im deaf
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
June 07 2013 09:01 GMT
#315
On June 07 2013 05:37 Quexana wrote:
Spawn Nydus worm. With Google Earth, I can go anywhere!

^ I want this as well.
I had a good night of sleep.
schaf
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1326 Posts
June 07 2013 09:02 GMT
#316
neural parasite
Axiom wins more than it loses. Most viewers don't. - <3 TB
Utopi
Profile Joined July 2010
Denmark176 Posts
June 07 2013 09:13 GMT
#317
blink
no.
derpface
Profile Joined October 2012
Sweden925 Posts
June 07 2013 09:14 GMT
#318
Definitely Ignite Afterburners.

Imagine like walking around and then Ah what the hell


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
gg no re #_< no1 Hydra and Leta fan >_#
Big-t
Profile Joined January 2011
Austria1350 Posts
June 07 2013 09:16 GMT
#319
On June 07 2013 18:02 schaf wrote:
neural parasite


+1, there is nothing better than this
monchi | IdrA | Flash
skaffaNL
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands55 Posts
June 07 2013 09:33 GMT
#320
I dunno, stim is something is already do...

Hmmm.. guess ghost cloacking
It's getting too hot!
matt93
Profile Joined January 2013
Australia32 Posts
June 07 2013 09:36 GMT
#321
Not sure if this has been said before, I assume it has been but anyway:

I'd like to nydus her main.
I'm bad, really bad but I'll blame it on my internet.
Bunn
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Estonia934 Posts
June 07 2013 09:37 GMT
#322
Neural Parasite or Cloak. I would do dirty things...
"There are no limits. There are plateaus, but you must not stay there, you must go beyond them. If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level." - Bruce Lee
Xis
Profile Joined October 2009
Sweden18 Posts
June 07 2013 09:41 GMT
#323
dark templar cloak!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFBv1VMCNj4
lookfirewood
Profile Joined May 2011
1212 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 09:48:37
June 07 2013 09:41 GMT
#324
On June 07 2013 05:33 AnomalySC2 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:27 GeOnoSis wrote:
On June 07 2013 05:25 sparklyresidue wrote:
On June 07 2013 05:23 Diavlo wrote:
Burrow. Obviously.

Definitely burrow.


I don't think a human is strong enough to move when burrowed like a roach or infestor... so would you still take it, even when you can't move?


Yes, it would be the ultimate response to any arguments you get into.


AHEHEHEHHAAHAHHHA

This made me crack up! good one.
R.I.P STX 03.08.2013 never forget.
Flaele
Profile Joined November 2011
Belgium182 Posts
June 07 2013 10:11 GMT
#325
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/SCAbility/Immortality_Protocol

As long as there is someone to repair you.
.
NicksonReyes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Philippines4431 Posts
June 07 2013 10:14 GMT
#326
Hallucinate hot girls.
"Start yo" -FlaSh
AIKfans87
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden170 Posts
June 07 2013 10:14 GMT
#327
Voidray and just travel through space and sometimes blast some shit up with my cannonthingy.
Sweden fighting!!
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
June 07 2013 10:15 GMT
#328
Definitely Baneling centrifugal hooks.
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
Rabiator
Profile Joined March 2010
Germany3948 Posts
June 07 2013 10:34 GMT
#329
The wisest answer to this question is ...

the cloaking field.

Why? Because all the selfish idiots - who are on "their own side only" - around you would constantly bump into things ... until they change sides and start being on "everyone else's side". That would be much better for our civilizations!
If you cant say what you're meaning, you can never mean what you're saying.
Big J
Profile Joined March 2011
Austria16289 Posts
June 07 2013 10:36 GMT
#330
On June 07 2013 19:14 NicksonReyes wrote:
Hallucinate hot girls.


There's websites for that...
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19257 Posts
June 07 2013 10:43 GMT
#331
Mind Control

[image loading]
ModeratorFormer Afreeca Starleague Caster: http://afreeca.tv/ASL2ENG2
samuu
Profile Joined June 2013
Germany13 Posts
June 07 2013 10:50 GMT
#332
Nuke or Yamato Canon "evil laugh"
There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...
BjC
Profile Joined February 2011
England181 Posts
June 07 2013 10:53 GMT
#333
Neural Parasite..... obviously! =P
Telcontar
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom16710 Posts
June 07 2013 10:57 GMT
#334
Extended Thermal Lance..... not that I need it, mind you. Ahem.
Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.
Grumbels
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Netherlands7031 Posts
June 07 2013 11:00 GMT
#335
like half of the responses are are about spying on, raping, creating or mind controlling women as sex bots, for a moment I thought this was a thread on reddit :o
Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views--amen, so be it.
Rassy
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands2308 Posts
June 07 2013 11:16 GMT
#336
Difficult choise between mind control and cloaking field, the reaper autoheal is also tempting, never be sick annymore.
Guess i go with the neural parasite (as long as it can be done without people seeing it and not involve some tube sticking out of me)
daskleinehotte
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Germany76 Posts
June 07 2013 11:16 GMT
#337
This one is easy. Yamato Cannon! :D
www.bunker-rush.de (German SC2 and eSports blog)
mantequilla
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Turkey779 Posts
June 07 2013 11:39 GMT
#338
Changeling guys, changeling
Age of Mythology forever!
Shikada
Profile Joined May 2012
Serbia976 Posts
June 07 2013 11:42 GMT
#339
One ability from SC that I would really like is to have constant unexpected cheese all the time.
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
June 07 2013 11:43 GMT
#340
On June 07 2013 12:24 GreenHorizons wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 06:59 Karpfen wrote:
I'd just have reveal and become the most payed killer ever because I'd be hunting down every single cloaked faggot.

User was temp banned for this post.



Was wondering what post would earn a ban on this thread. I was hoping for something funny...
oh well, anyway


Mothership cloaking ability... Criss Angel would have nothin' on me!

u realize mothership cloaks everyone except u?
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
MistSC2
Profile Joined February 2012
Sweden583 Posts
June 07 2013 11:43 GMT
#341
Neural or Cloack obv.
Maru, TY, Clem <3
Arctyrus
Profile Joined June 2012
Denmark77 Posts
June 07 2013 11:44 GMT
#342
How come nobody wants Gravitation Beam from the Phoenix?
Imagine the fun you could have with that :D
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
Technique
Profile Joined March 2010
Netherlands1542 Posts
June 07 2013 11:47 GMT
#343
Force field would be pretty funny to have.
If you think you're good, you suck. If you think you suck, you're getting better.
HornyHerring
Profile Joined March 2011
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
June 07 2013 11:48 GMT
#344
I would chronoboost the fuck out of myself in work and university.
oh, hai
Nyast
Profile Joined November 2010
Belgium554 Posts
June 07 2013 11:50 GMT
#345
I'd like to be a command center. To scan the ladie's showers.. Ahah.
Technique
Profile Joined March 2010
Netherlands1542 Posts
June 07 2013 11:50 GMT
#346
On June 07 2013 20:48 HornyHerring wrote:
I would chronoboost the fuck out of myself in work and university.

So you basically want a teacher/boss to tell you to hurry the fuck up?
If you think you're good, you suck. If you think you suck, you're getting better.
mantequilla
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Turkey779 Posts
June 07 2013 11:51 GMT
#347
On June 07 2013 05:19 wwJd)El_Mojjo wrote:
Call down supply! I hate shopping for groceries... :S


This. up up
Age of Mythology forever!
FetTerBender
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany1393 Posts
June 07 2013 11:54 GMT
#348
Ignite Afterburners for my way to / from work.
There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
HornyHerring
Profile Joined March 2011
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
June 07 2013 11:57 GMT
#349
On June 07 2013 20:50 Technique wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 20:48 HornyHerring wrote:
I would chronoboost the fuck out of myself in work and university.

So you basically want a teacher/boss to tell you to hurry the fuck up?

No?
oh, hai
Prevolved
Profile Joined March 2011
United States573 Posts
June 07 2013 11:57 GMT
#350
merge with best friend into archon
Know thyself.
saddaromma
Profile Joined April 2013
1129 Posts
June 07 2013 11:57 GMT
#351
gather minerals.

I'm gonna be rich as fuck.
bluQ
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Germany1724 Posts
June 07 2013 12:02 GMT
#352
Siege Up! so i can hit'em ladys from a far yo!
www.twitch.tv/bluquh (PoE, Starbow, HS)
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
June 07 2013 12:03 GMT
#353
STORM!
SuperNova - 2015 | SKT1 fan for years | Dear, FlaSh, PartinG, Soulkey, Naniwa
HornyHerring
Profile Joined March 2011
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
June 07 2013 12:11 GMT
#354
Storm is cool and usefull. You can... kill people with it? I guess, if you wanna be a terrorist.
oh, hai
Xiphias
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Norway2223 Posts
June 07 2013 12:14 GMT
#355
On June 07 2013 05:12 willstertben wrote:
becoming a hatchery.

the swarm will consume all


THIS!

or... maybe being able to place manner pylons.....
aka KanBan85. Working on Starbow.
ne0lith
Profile Joined August 2011
537 Posts
June 07 2013 12:27 GMT
#356
Quit game.
Generalul
Profile Joined March 2011
Romania114 Posts
June 07 2013 12:32 GMT
#357
Neural parasite... you can use it for every situation in life. Only thing is that maybe you need for the victim to actually have a brain for this to work IRL, so it will be hard to control some people
www.comanda-caricaturi.ro
bluQ
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Germany1724 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 12:40:34
June 07 2013 12:40 GMT
#358
On June 07 2013 21:11 HornyHerring wrote:
Storm is cool and usefull. You can... kill people with it? I guess, if you wanna be a terrorist.

You could also make fire! So you could be either a nice lighter-guy who lights ur cig with a mini storm. Or an evil terrorist destroying planes and stuff.

Thinking about it ... you could heat water! Sounds pretty cool ... could make u lots of moneyz
If its even electric energy ... duuuude...
www.twitch.tv/bluquh (PoE, Starbow, HS)
liberate71
Profile Joined October 2011
Australia10252 Posts
June 07 2013 12:55 GMT
#359
Vortex or Recall for sure.

It'd be like a toilet for ANYTHING or a "fuck this shit" for ANYTHING.
Minelord Stimfestor, also known as karma.
Rammstorm
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany1434 Posts
June 07 2013 13:07 GMT
#360
Burrow movement or Jet Pack (or just cliff walking like a baws lol)
"MC" -> Master of Ceremonies xD
Scumi
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany108 Posts
June 07 2013 13:08 GMT
#361
On June 07 2013 05:17 polysciguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:11 []Phase[] wrote:
hmm so many fun abilities to pick from. I think ill pick forcefield. It might be able to keep me safe from incoming cars etc.

careful though a wrong use could get you in trouble for false imprisonment unless there is someone MASSIVE around.......

i gotta go with personal cloaking, who needs neural to rob a bank when noone can see you


"Yo mama so massive, she walked through my forcefield !!!"
rtgICEMAN
Profile Joined November 2010
Romania66 Posts
June 07 2013 13:12 GMT
#362
Neural parasite FTW !!
Pazuzu
Profile Joined July 2011
United States632 Posts
June 07 2013 13:12 GMT
#363
This thread is absolutely glorious
"It is because intuition is sometimes right, that we don't know what to do with it"
Butterednuts
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States859 Posts
June 07 2013 13:13 GMT
#364
Carapace +1
Chameleons Cast No Shadows
Yrr
Profile Joined June 2012
Germany804 Posts
June 07 2013 13:20 GMT
#365
On June 07 2013 16:59 JustPassingBy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 16:53 Yrr wrote:
resume from replay?


let me just point out the very first sentence in the op;
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 04:35 aldochillbro wrote:
what would it be? any ability that any unit has.

[...]



Maybe it was a bit early :D

Then I choose the ability to fly.
MMR decay is bad, m'kay? | Personal Hero: TerranHwaiting
Striding Strider
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom787 Posts
June 07 2013 13:20 GMT
#366
Mutalisk Regen

Hopefully it would help after workouts as well.
I have a beard. I'm unprofessional.
Zax19
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Czech Republic1136 Posts
June 07 2013 13:59 GMT
#367
Cloak, blink, tissue regeneration (I don't feel like dying), Hardened Shield (jumping off stuff is fun!), charge/cliff walk (parkour is the shit) or fighter mode (TRANSFORMEEEEERS).
Really Blizz, really? - Darnell
alukarD
Profile Joined July 2012
Mexico396 Posts
June 07 2013 14:20 GMT
#368
On June 07 2013 20:57 Prevolved wrote:
merge with best friend into archon

That.. would.. be.. AWESOME!
And hilarious at just the thought of it hahahah
Die Trying
ImperialFist
Profile Joined April 2013
790 Posts
June 07 2013 14:23 GMT
#369
neural parasite no doubt! for obvious perverted reasons
"In the name of Holy Terra I challenge, Take up arms, for the Emperor’s Justice falls on you!"
Lukeeze[zR]
Profile Joined February 2006
Switzerland6838 Posts
June 07 2013 14:24 GMT
#370
hi-sec autotracking, would be awesomesauce \o

If I was a farmer, I'd go for mules though.
Terran & Potato Salad.
exog
Profile Joined April 2010
Norway279 Posts
June 07 2013 14:28 GMT
#371
Id like a thermal lance huuuu huu
FSKi
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States901 Posts
June 07 2013 14:29 GMT
#372
--- Nuked ---
summerloud
Profile Joined March 2010
Austria1201 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 15:04:08
June 07 2013 15:03 GMT
#373
i would pick motherships cloak ability, making everything invisible around me would confuse the fuck out of people

although flying (including flying through space) like a mutalisk would be pretty sweet i guess
Handlebar
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
Netherlands13 Posts
June 07 2013 15:42 GMT
#374
Forcefield. I would stand all day behind an office entrance, escalator or elevator and prevent people from getting in and laughing at them when they can't! :D Oh and when they would try to hit me, I would forcefield again... You can also forcefield cars, busses and kittens, imagine the lolz!
Douillos
Profile Joined May 2010
France3195 Posts
June 07 2013 15:50 GMT
#375
Transformation Servos. Fuck yeah.
Look a giraffe! Look a fist!!
Crownlol
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States3726 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 15:56:43
June 07 2013 15:53 GMT
#376
Medivac heal, then spend my days healing the people in third world countries or the poorest parts of India/China that are dying from afflictions caused by everyone else's garbage.

Could easily become insanely rich just healing a few sick wealthy people, then travel the world doing good and seeing tons of cool shit. Also make yourself and anyone else you chose to be functionally immortal by healing your telomeres.
shaGuar :: elemeNt :: XeqtR :: naikon :: method
DBS
Profile Joined July 2012
515 Posts
June 07 2013 15:55 GMT
#377
Infestor obviously. I can go underground and use mind control. so sick
"a pitchfork is for hay. a trident is for killing bitches." -djwheat
Irre
Profile Joined August 2010
United States646 Posts
June 07 2013 16:02 GMT
#378
Blink. Anyone play Dishonored? or WoW Mage? best ability usually in any game!
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19257 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 16:12:24
June 07 2013 16:08 GMT
#379
+ Show Spoiler [ All this means nothing once I realiz] +
[image loading]

Overlord Speed (Pneumatized Carapace)
+ Show Spoiler +
I promise this will pay off


No one has this yet
fusion core dance

ModeratorFormer Afreeca Starleague Caster: http://afreeca.tv/ASL2ENG2
DinosaurPoop
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
687 Posts
June 07 2013 16:20 GMT
#380
You people are losers, of course I will pick the attack move ability :D
When cats speak, mice listen.
DevilofDeath
Profile Joined February 2011
United States73 Posts
June 07 2013 16:26 GMT
#381
On June 07 2013 21:02 bluQ wrote:
Siege Up! so i can hit'em ladys from a far yo!


Oh yeah? Why not get an, Extended Thermal Lance. 0.0
hey guys can you give me more crystal stuffs?
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19257 Posts
June 07 2013 16:32 GMT
#382
On June 08 2013 01:26 DevilofDeath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 21:02 bluQ wrote:
Siege Up! so i can hit'em ladys from a far yo!


Oh yeah? Why not get an, Extended Thermal Lance. 0.0

Or Singularity Charge.
ModeratorFormer Afreeca Starleague Caster: http://afreeca.tv/ASL2ENG2
Thalandros
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Netherlands1151 Posts
June 07 2013 16:33 GMT
#383
I'd love neural. except the huge spine that comes with it.
|| ''I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.'' ||
Rainling
Profile Joined June 2011
United States456 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 16:56:43
June 07 2013 16:50 GMT
#384
On June 07 2013 20:00 Grumbels wrote:
like half of the responses are are about spying on, raping, creating or mind controlling women as sex bots, for a moment I thought this was a thread on reddit :o

Yeah, mind controlling women to force them to have sex with you seems a bit unethical... I would probably go with mutalisk regen.

Edit: I guess the medivac heal would be better, because I could heal myself and others, but then I might get treated as a prophet or something T_T
AnomalySC2
Profile Joined August 2012
United States2073 Posts
June 07 2013 16:59 GMT
#385
On June 07 2013 19:15 Targe wrote:
Definitely Baneling centrifugal hooks.


Imagine if you get motion sickness easily though, because once you upgrade to rolly mode there is no going back. Just going to the store would be...quite messy.
NotSoGood
Profile Joined December 2011
Lithuania4 Posts
June 07 2013 17:14 GMT
#386
Just imagine if i had blue flame fart... Infinite gas resources!
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
DevilofDeath
Profile Joined February 2011
United States73 Posts
June 07 2013 17:14 GMT
#387
On June 08 2013 01:32 BisuDagger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2013 01:26 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 07 2013 21:02 bluQ wrote:
Siege Up! so i can hit'em ladys from a far yo!


Oh yeah? Why not get an, Extended Thermal Lance. 0.0

Or Singularity Charge.


Dude, SC2 abilities.
hey guys can you give me more crystal stuffs?
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
June 07 2013 17:19 GMT
#388
On June 07 2013 04:43 Disengaged wrote:
Cloaking.

For obvious reasons heh heh heh


Giggity.

I want to have the infestors mind-control

For the same obvious reasons and more hehehe
Useless wet fish.
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19257 Posts
June 07 2013 17:20 GMT
#389
On June 08 2013 02:14 DevilofDeath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2013 01:32 BisuDagger wrote:
On June 08 2013 01:26 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 07 2013 21:02 bluQ wrote:
Siege Up! so i can hit'em ladys from a far yo!


Oh yeah? Why not get an, Extended Thermal Lance. 0.0

Or Singularity Charge.


Dude, SC2 abilities.

You ain't played that SC2:BW UMS? Calm down Dude.
ModeratorFormer Afreeca Starleague Caster: http://afreeca.tv/ASL2ENG2
TaphrWesley
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands64 Posts
June 07 2013 17:53 GMT
#390
On June 08 2013 02:20 BisuDagger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2013 02:14 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 08 2013 01:32 BisuDagger wrote:
On June 08 2013 01:26 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 07 2013 21:02 bluQ wrote:
Siege Up! so i can hit'em ladys from a far yo!


Oh yeah? Why not get an, Extended Thermal Lance. 0.0

Or Singularity Charge.


Dude, SC2 abilities.

You ain't played that SC2:BW UMS? Calm down Dude.


Even in the offtopic-fun-threads, BW elitism can be found ;-)
Bam Lee
Profile Joined June 2012
2336 Posts
June 07 2013 17:58 GMT
#391
I thought about something....Can i build interceptors without mineral usage?That would be so awesome. Walking around with 8 interceptors shooting at everything.
Or imagine yamato cannon....Kamehameha!!!!
Although everything seems a bit inferior to blink, the idea of throwing an EMP into starbucks would be fun as well :D
Galaxy1again
Profile Joined June 2012
United States34 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 18:01:00
June 07 2013 17:59 GMT
#392
Burrow, to hide from the world and all of its harsh judgments.
Worker bees can leave, even drones can fly away, the Queen is their slave.
Grumbels
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Netherlands7031 Posts
June 07 2013 18:06 GMT
#393
On June 08 2013 01:50 Rainling wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 20:00 Grumbels wrote:
like half of the responses are are about spying on, raping, creating or mind controlling women as sex bots, for a moment I thought this was a thread on reddit :o

Yeah, mind controlling women to force them to have sex with you seems a bit unethical... I would probably go with mutalisk regen.

Edit: I guess the medivac heal would be better, because I could heal myself and others, but then I might get treated as a prophet or something T_T

A reaper would be so cool as a party guest, do all sorts of dangerous stunts with the jetpack and then heal yourself up to be as good as new.

And yeah, rape is 'a bit unethical'.
Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views--amen, so be it.
govie
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
9334 Posts
June 07 2013 18:08 GMT
#394
Viking, because i can fly, walk shoot pigeons.. i want to fly away!!!!
The two NBA teams in states with legal weed are called the Nuggets and the Blazers...
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19257 Posts
June 07 2013 18:09 GMT
#395
On June 08 2013 02:53 TaphrWesley wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2013 02:20 BisuDagger wrote:
On June 08 2013 02:14 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 08 2013 01:32 BisuDagger wrote:
On June 08 2013 01:26 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 07 2013 21:02 bluQ wrote:
Siege Up! so i can hit'em ladys from a far yo!


Oh yeah? Why not get an, Extended Thermal Lance. 0.0

Or Singularity Charge.


Dude, SC2 abilities.

You ain't played that SC2:BW UMS? Calm down Dude.


Even in the offtopic-fun-threads, BW elitism can be found ;-)

How is that BW elitism. I come in here having fun like everyone else and this low post guy has to try and ruin the fun and call me "dude" like I'm stupid. Did he go through the thread and completely miss the 50 other people who put Mind Control as their ability? It's mind blowing.
ModeratorFormer Afreeca Starleague Caster: http://afreeca.tv/ASL2ENG2
MundisV
Profile Joined July 2012
Lithuania8 Posts
June 07 2013 18:13 GMT
#396
On June 07 2013 05:30 GeOnoSis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 05:28 Fest wrote:
Baneling Explode


A rather dark joke but isn't a suicide bomber / Kamikaze pilot kind of a real life baneling already?


No shit, Sherlock. Actually, all Starcraft abilities sound amazing, when used IRL.
Millet
Profile Joined April 2012
Sweden143 Posts
June 07 2013 18:38 GMT
#397
Ventral Sacs for sure. I'd be able to load up two tanks into myself for deployment at any time.
Tchado
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Jordan1831 Posts
June 07 2013 18:42 GMT
#398
Do campaign abilities count ?

THOR REPAIR FTW ! I die and come back to life :D
ma5ta
Profile Joined June 2011
United States46 Posts
June 07 2013 18:47 GMT
#399
D Matrix
"YEAH IM WINNING! BETTER GG!"
MagnuMizer
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Denmark384 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 18:50:47
June 07 2013 18:49 GMT
#400
On June 08 2013 03:09 BisuDagger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2013 02:53 TaphrWesley wrote:
On June 08 2013 02:20 BisuDagger wrote:
On June 08 2013 02:14 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 08 2013 01:32 BisuDagger wrote:
On June 08 2013 01:26 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 07 2013 21:02 bluQ wrote:
Siege Up! so i can hit'em ladys from a far yo!


Oh yeah? Why not get an, Extended Thermal Lance. 0.0

Or Singularity Charge.


Dude, SC2 abilities.

You ain't played that SC2:BW UMS? Calm down Dude.


Even in the offtopic-fun-threads, BW elitism can be found ;-)

How is that BW elitism. I come in here having fun like everyone else and this low post guy has to try and ruin the fun and call me "dude" like I'm stupid. Did he go through the thread and completely miss the 50 other people who put Mind Control as their ability? It's mind blowing.


Hahahahahahahahaha.

low post guy?? lol i think you need to re-prioritize some things in your life...
you sound mad, DUDE.

xD
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
June 07 2013 18:50 GMT
#401
On June 08 2013 03:47 ma5ta wrote:
D Matrix


I remember me and my friend's BW strat of him massing carriers and me massing science vessels in 2v6

The good old days...
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
sage_francis
Profile Joined December 2006
France1823 Posts
June 07 2013 18:53 GMT
#402
I rather have a D3 ability tbh...
But lets say stimpack, according to my gf...
SupaDupaFlyPro
Profile Joined May 2013
Italy47 Posts
June 07 2013 18:54 GMT
#403
On June 07 2013 09:20 Deckard.666 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 07:23 Manifesto7 wrote:
On June 07 2013 07:00 Bagration wrote:
On June 07 2013 06:44 willstertben wrote:
muta regeneration i guess. basically immortality.


What about a roach? They regenerate health even faster, and they can burrow.


Why would you choose being able to burrow over the ability to fly?


Why would you want to fly when you can just dig a hole?

These people...



ahahah that was a good one!

However u can technically burrow in real life, u just need a shovel :/
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
June 07 2013 18:55 GMT
#404
On June 08 2013 03:54 SupaDupaFlyPro wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 07 2013 09:20 Deckard.666 wrote:
On June 07 2013 07:23 Manifesto7 wrote:
On June 07 2013 07:00 Bagration wrote:
On June 07 2013 06:44 willstertben wrote:
muta regeneration i guess. basically immortality.


What about a roach? They regenerate health even faster, and they can burrow.


Why would you choose being able to burrow over the ability to fly?


Why would you want to fly when you can just dig a hole?

These people...



ahahah that was a good one!

However u can technically burrow in real life, u just need a shovel :/


You can also fly, just buy a ticket
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
SupaDupaFlyPro
Profile Joined May 2013
Italy47 Posts
June 07 2013 19:02 GMT
#405
On June 08 2013 03:49 MagnuMizer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2013 03:09 BisuDagger wrote:
On June 08 2013 02:53 TaphrWesley wrote:
On June 08 2013 02:20 BisuDagger wrote:
On June 08 2013 02:14 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 08 2013 01:32 BisuDagger wrote:
On June 08 2013 01:26 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 07 2013 21:02 bluQ wrote:
Siege Up! so i can hit'em ladys from a far yo!


Oh yeah? Why not get an, Extended Thermal Lance. 0.0

Or Singularity Charge.


Dude, SC2 abilities.

You ain't played that SC2:BW UMS? Calm down Dude.


Even in the offtopic-fun-threads, BW elitism can be found ;-)

How is that BW elitism. I come in here having fun like everyone else and this low post guy has to try and ruin the fun and call me "dude" like I'm stupid. Did he go through the thread and completely miss the 50 other people who put Mind Control as their ability? It's mind blowing.


Hahahahahahahahaha.

low post guy?? lol i think you need to re-prioritize some things in your life...
you sound mad, DUDE.

xD


ahahaha i'm crying! I haven't been laughing so much for a very long time xD
SupaDupaFlyPro
Profile Joined May 2013
Italy47 Posts
June 07 2013 19:08 GMT
#406
On June 08 2013 03:55 Thieving Magpie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2013 03:54 SupaDupaFlyPro wrote:
On June 07 2013 09:20 Deckard.666 wrote:
On June 07 2013 07:23 Manifesto7 wrote:
On June 07 2013 07:00 Bagration wrote:
On June 07 2013 06:44 willstertben wrote:
muta regeneration i guess. basically immortality.


What about a roach? They regenerate health even faster, and they can burrow.


Why would you choose being able to burrow over the ability to fly?


Why would you want to fly when you can just dig a hole?

These people...



ahahah that was a good one!

However u can technically burrow in real life, u just need a shovel :/


You can also fly, just buy a ticket


exactly! i guess for auto-turret i just need to study engineering then...

i think i'll chose recall for when i'm wasted,can't be bothered driving like a corruptor on the streets at 4 am :/
Ludwigvan
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany2371 Posts
June 07 2013 19:09 GMT
#407
The ability to spawn a building like a drone. So I wouldn't have to go anywhere, and would still be productive.
greenknight999
Profile Joined January 2012
69 Posts
June 07 2013 19:14 GMT
#408
Scan. I'd scan the oceans non-stop and sell information on enemy fleet positions to different countries and become the world's first scan trillionaire.
AnomalySC2
Profile Joined August 2012
United States2073 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 19:31:07
June 07 2013 19:21 GMT
#409
On June 08 2013 04:14 greenknight999 wrote:
Scan. I'd scan the oceans non-stop and sell information on enemy fleet positions to different countries and become the world's first scan trillionaire.


It costs a boatload of money to scan though TT Mules are pretty good.
aldochillbro
Profile Joined July 2012
187 Posts
June 07 2013 19:51 GMT
#410
On June 08 2013 03:09 BisuDagger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2013 02:53 TaphrWesley wrote:
On June 08 2013 02:20 BisuDagger wrote:
On June 08 2013 02:14 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 08 2013 01:32 BisuDagger wrote:
On June 08 2013 01:26 DevilofDeath wrote:
On June 07 2013 21:02 bluQ wrote:
Siege Up! so i can hit'em ladys from a far yo!


Oh yeah? Why not get an, Extended Thermal Lance. 0.0

Or Singularity Charge.


Dude, SC2 abilities.

You ain't played that SC2:BW UMS? Calm down Dude.


Even in the offtopic-fun-threads, BW elitism can be found ;-)

How is that BW elitism. I come in here having fun like everyone else and this low post guy has to try and ruin the fun and call me "dude" like I'm stupid. Did he go through the thread and completely miss the 50 other people who put Mind Control as their ability? It's mind blowing.

not to mention i said that you can put anything from BW, campaign, or any other game if you'd like in the OP lol
RogerChillingworth
Profile Joined March 2010
2983 Posts
June 07 2013 19:59 GMT
#411
Permanent cloaking. and my girlfriend's an observer.
MCDayC
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom14464 Posts
June 07 2013 20:03 GMT
#412
Blink for actual usefulness, the abilities of a Raven just for kicks though.

Watching people run like fuck from a SeeKeR missile wouldn't get boring.
VERY FRAGILE, LIKE A BABY PANDA EGG
wUndertUnge
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1125 Posts
June 07 2013 20:14 GMT
#413
Revelation so I could track the location of my bosses around the office. Also would make stlaking much easier. Muahahahahahahahaha.
Clan: QQGC - wundertunge#1850
TL+ Member
Rokevo
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1033 Posts
June 07 2013 20:17 GMT
#414
WoL fungal, it solves any problem a person could ever have.
Boucot
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
France15997 Posts
June 07 2013 20:19 GMT
#415
On June 07 2013 05:19 wwJd)El_Mojjo wrote:
Call down supply! I hate shopping for groceries... :S

For me, this guy won.

Abduct would be fun too.
Former SC2 writer for Millenium - twitter.com/Boucot
kckkryptonite
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
1126 Posts
June 07 2013 20:47 GMT
#416
Cloak a billion times over
RIP avilo, qxc keyboard 2013, RIP Nathanis keyboard 2014
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
June 07 2013 20:48 GMT
#417
On June 08 2013 05:47 kckkryptonite wrote:
Cloak a billion times over


Cloak once, I don't see you
Cloak again, uncloak
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
June 07 2013 21:02 GMT
#418
id be fuckin strung up on stim.

like a total wreck. :D
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
Whitewing
Profile Joined October 2010
United States7483 Posts
June 07 2013 21:05 GMT
#419
On June 08 2013 06:02 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
id be fuckin strung up on stim.

like a total wreck. :D


The real Kevin Sorbo doesn't need that shit, he's Hercules.
Strategy"You know I fucking hate the way you play, right?" ~SC2John
Kevin_Sorbo
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada3217 Posts
June 07 2013 21:07 GMT
#420
On June 08 2013 06:05 Whitewing wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 08 2013 06:02 Kevin_Sorbo wrote:
id be fuckin strung up on stim.

like a total wreck. :D


The real Kevin Sorbo doesn't need that shit, he's Hercules.



guess why im not hercules anymore!!
The mind is like a parachute, it doesnt work unless its open. - Zappa
Striborg
Profile Joined June 2011
United States47 Posts
June 07 2013 21:08 GMT
#421
Feedback, assuming electrical devices have "energy." Next time I'm in a crowded public space and some jackass is yammering away at full volume on his phone, I'd just blow it up in his hands. It would be useful too against any machine uprisings.
Stop exploding, you cowards!
lookfirewood
Profile Joined May 2011
1212 Posts
June 07 2013 22:04 GMT
#422
Spawn broodling!
"come here you son of a bitch, im gonna rip your..." *gib*
Broodling 1:"meep?"
Broodling 2:"meep."

Problem sorted.
R.I.P STX 03.08.2013 never forget.
epicanthic
Profile Joined July 2011
Hong Kong295 Posts
June 07 2013 22:06 GMT
#423
Mind control from Brood War. Let's be honest, this is the only actual correct answer.
Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-07 22:26:05
June 07 2013 22:18 GMT
#424
Warp in Nexus
AlphaCus
Profile Joined June 2013
United States1 Post
June 07 2013 22:29 GMT
#425
Hold position
ChrisXIV
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Austria3553 Posts
June 07 2013 22:43 GMT
#426
Stimpack seems horrible irl, nobody to heal you back up.

So yeah, DT cloak or the Brood Lord's Swarm Seeds...or just P shields but that's not an ability.
"Just stay on 1 base, make a lot of shit, keep attacking. It doesn't work? Keep attacking." -Chill
StrinterN
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark531 Posts
June 07 2013 23:00 GMT
#427
Blink for sure!
Twitter: @Strintern Stream: http://www.twitch.tv/strintern
MarkCJ
Profile Joined December 2012
Canada239 Posts
June 08 2013 02:05 GMT
#428
Recall. I'd save money on travel
"Roses are red, QoP is blue, Anti-Mage is imba, so fuck you." Startale_Life | SKT_Bisu Hwaiting!
HungrySC2
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States191 Posts
June 08 2013 02:14 GMT
#429
hallucination.

enough said.
"First say to yourself what you would be; And then do what you have to do. (Epictetus)
julianto
Profile Joined December 2010
2292 Posts
June 08 2013 02:20 GMT
#430
I want to be able to do +30 damage vs biological.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
HeyImFinn
Profile Joined September 2011
United States250 Posts
June 08 2013 02:20 GMT
#431
As an immature 18 year old, I'd love to have cloak.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)STYLE START SBENU( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Maxd11
Profile Joined July 2011
United States680 Posts
June 08 2013 02:26 GMT
#432
On June 08 2013 11:20 IAmMajiC wrote:
As an immature 18 year old, I'd love to have cloak.

The real question is perma-cloak vs ghost/banshee energy cloak. If it's permanent then nobody will ever be able to see you unless they shoot you with an emp round but with energy I can see myself always uncloaking at the least convenient times.
I looked in the mirror and saw biupilm69t
dudecrush
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada418 Posts
June 08 2013 02:48 GMT
#433
On June 08 2013 07:06 epicanthic wrote:
Mind control from Brood War. Let's be honest, this is the only actual correct answer.

This. Instantly take over the world. Super OP in real life. Although I wonder how fast energy would regenerate in real life...
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
June 08 2013 03:26 GMT
#434
PsyStorm obviously. That would be sick. I would be a fucking wizard.
gosublade
Profile Joined May 2011
632 Posts
June 08 2013 03:40 GMT
#435
yamato cannon
Not even death can save you from me.
Kokamite
Profile Joined January 2011
United States20 Posts
June 08 2013 03:41 GMT
#436
Muta Regen is obviously the correct choice. <3
ninjamyst
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1903 Posts
June 08 2013 03:41 GMT
#437
ghost cloaking has to be number #1. it's an ability that's actually useful and can make you TONS of money from robbing banks.
Snoodles
Profile Joined March 2012
401 Posts
June 08 2013 05:00 GMT
#438
I want extended thermal lance. Then nobody can fuck with me.
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
June 08 2013 05:27 GMT
#439
Actually wait, Call In Nuke? I think that would be cool.
Wegandi
Profile Joined March 2011
United States2455 Posts
June 08 2013 05:31 GMT
#440
On June 07 2013 04:35 aldochillbro wrote:
what would it be? any ability that any unit has.

personally I would be a blink stalker. walking through the city to work and the no walk sign is on? fuck that shit, I'm blinking across that street and the cooldown aint nothin' but hoes and tricks. I would also have mirrors in my house so that I could see the high ground. byebye days of using stairs.

maybe I would be an infestor, although it might be weird being able to spawn a zombie dude with a machine gun anywhere i wanted and be able to and realize i could do that 7 more times. i'd make a GREAT spy though. covers blown? say hello to my little friends bitch.

pheonix would be cool but you never lift anything with your legs so you'd be "that guy" at the gym.

observer would probably be way too creepy in the wrong hands. a marauder's concussive shells wouldn't be that cool. any human would die to the shot anyways.

On second thought, I'd like to be a mutalisk cuz i've always wanted to be overpowered(i joke, i joke. please don't ban me).

so what are your guys thoughts? if you have any from broodwar, campaign, or any other games feel free to share them too!


Depends...if the blink is of the range of teleportation in Jumper, then I'd probably choose that, but if it is limited-range wise then I'd probably much rather have cloak (Invisible man fuck yeah).
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SnipedSoul
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2158 Posts
June 08 2013 05:33 GMT
#441
Having the ability to pull the foundation for a massive building out of my pants like SCVs do would be extremely awesome. I'd make so much money off scrap metal.
qotsager
Profile Joined March 2012
Germany585 Posts
June 08 2013 06:19 GMT
#442
kerrigans spawn banelings from the campaign. obviously.
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robopork
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States511 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-08 06:31:09
June 08 2013 06:28 GMT
#443
I want to fall madly in love and be able to press "C" and never be separated from her.

+ Show Spoiler +
too creepy? I should probably seek counseling.


Edit: but seriously hardened shields. It's a two-in-one; plasma shields (which protect me from bullets) and the ability to laugh at a missile or speeding train.
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Mortal
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
2943 Posts
June 08 2013 06:34 GMT
#444
Campaign spoilers:

+ Show Spoiler +
The ability to evolve based upon things I kill like the Primal Zerg. Would be boss as fuck if I got a high enough kill-count.
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seoul_kiM
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States545 Posts
June 08 2013 06:41 GMT
#445
Yamato cannon or make interceptors because that means I own either a battle cruiser or carrier.
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Mohdoo
Profile Joined August 2007
United States15709 Posts
June 08 2013 06:44 GMT
#446
Kerrigan's AOE heal hands down. Heal myself in any situation or anyone around me. It'd change the world.
phodacbiet
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1740 Posts
June 08 2013 06:44 GMT
#447
Id want to transform into a helion because then i wouldnt be biological anymore.
Marcinko
Profile Joined May 2013
South Africa1014 Posts
June 08 2013 07:01 GMT
#448
Simple, I would go with Narud. I can be anyone and fuck with peole's head.
....
RaFox17
Profile Joined May 2013
Finland4581 Posts
June 08 2013 07:09 GMT
#449
On June 07 2013 05:15 DarkLordOlli wrote:
Also the ultralisk's passive not-giving-a-fuck ability.

You are my man-crush.
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
June 08 2013 13:39 GMT
#450
On June 08 2013 12:41 Kokamite wrote:
Muta Regen is obviously the correct choice. <3


The correct choice is nano technology to heal any and all wounds.
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
June 08 2013 13:42 GMT
#451
On June 08 2013 16:01 Marchinko wrote:
Simple, I would go with Narud. I can be anyone and fuck with peole's head.


Or just fuck people.

Her: "Oh god, Tom Brady is interested in me? Of course I'll strip naked for you!"

You: "yup yup, mr Brady, the tomster, yup, that's me, not a shapeshifting alien experiment--at all"
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
HeeroFX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2704 Posts
June 08 2013 14:30 GMT
#452
Hard to choose between blink or cloak. But I guess i shall go with blink.
samuu
Profile Joined June 2013
Germany13 Posts
June 09 2013 12:27 GMT
#453
Terribleterribledamage
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Vanimar
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
220 Posts
June 09 2013 12:38 GMT
#454
I know I said Muta regen, and, for me at least, that is the correct answer, but "Restart game" seems kinda funn too, since you still know how things pan out. It's kind of like an 80+ year routine of groundhog day
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mqto
Profile Joined August 2011
54 Posts
June 09 2013 12:59 GMT
#455
No one has picked always important Adrenal glands upgrade?
ACrow
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6583 Posts
June 09 2013 13:03 GMT
#456
On June 08 2013 05:03 MCDayC wrote:
Blink for actual usefulness, the abilities of a Raven just for kicks though.

Watching people run like fuck from a SeeKeR missile wouldn't get boring.

That missile would translate the shit out of them.

My first hunch was to take the fly mode transition from Vikings to be able to fly, but then again, why would I want to be an airplane that's slower than a running person on the ground.
So I guess I'll take the Heal ability from Queens and do good with it (and hope there is another person decent enough to take it so I'll get healed too).
Get off my lawn, young punks
Glaive
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
Sweden138 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 13:15:42
June 09 2013 13:08 GMT
#457
Blink? Recall? You lazy bastards :D

Easy choice: Stim Pack!

And I´d just fly out to every tournament, winning all da moonies by microing my marines like this:






Or maybe switch to Zerg, and be like "Who´s this Life guy? Pff..."

ACrow
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6583 Posts
June 09 2013 13:21 GMT
#458
On June 09 2013 21:59 mqto wrote:
No one has picked always important Adrenal glands upgrade?

I use coffee for that
Get off my lawn, young punks
Perjantai
Profile Joined March 2012
Finland18 Posts
June 09 2013 13:23 GMT
#459
Question to everyone that answered blink. Would you need vision to get to the high ground (roofs etc.)?
StarVe
Profile Joined June 2011
Germany13591 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 13:37:39
June 09 2013 13:36 GMT
#460
Eh, I'd gladly settle for the passive regerenation ability of the reaper.

No matter what happens, as long as you're not dead just wait a couple of seconds and you're back in your best shape again.

Or mutas obviously, but Terran units seem more human-like anyway.
zbedlam
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia549 Posts
June 09 2013 13:38 GMT
#461
Parasite....

The possibilities are endless.
Thor.Rush
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden702 Posts
June 09 2013 13:39 GMT
#462
I would not want blink because of the cooldown. Medivac speedboost (if possible) would be better. Also, isn't stimpack a drug, not an ability?

Cloak is the obvious 1st choice.

2nd choice would be nukes, and the 100 billion dollars I 'd have to get in order to disarm me.

3rd choice would be burrow (with burrow movement) because most people don't have detection IRL.
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Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22020 Posts
June 09 2013 13:47 GMT
#463
Spawn creep tumors obviously

Cause mayhem wherever you take a shit
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
June 09 2013 15:00 GMT
#464
Viking !
So boring to be a landed human
Glaive
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
Sweden138 Posts
June 09 2013 15:29 GMT
#465
On June 09 2013 22:39 Thor.Rush wrote:
Also, isn't stimpack a drug, not an ability?

Well, I suppose it´s a drug that boosts your abilities?
Ignoring the side-effects, it would probably make you a pretty spectacular Sc2 player to watch.

Wrote a blog entry inspired by this thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=416531
Tarheels
Profile Joined April 2013
United States55 Posts
June 09 2013 15:41 GMT
#466
Psionic Storm bitches!
Nacl(Draq)
Profile Joined February 2011
United States302 Posts
June 09 2013 15:44 GMT
#467
Shapeshifting from changeling or warp-in. Teleport anywhere all the time.
Puph
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada635 Posts
June 09 2013 16:16 GMT
#468
Over Lord with the Drop/Transport/Ventral Sacs upgrade. Won't need a car :D
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-JoKeR-
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada387 Posts
June 09 2013 16:17 GMT
#469
Depends on the range for blink but most likely cloak
mapexsaturn
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada15 Posts
June 09 2013 16:20 GMT
#470
Vortex.. The ability to create a black hole for a certain amount of time would be a pretty good bar trick to show people. :D
"Don't think you are - know you are." - Morpheus
mmMacks
Profile Joined July 2011
United States38 Posts
June 09 2013 16:35 GMT
#471
I would take the mutalisk ability to fly in space
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
June 09 2013 16:38 GMT
#472
On June 10 2013 00:44 Nacl(Draq) wrote:
Shapeshifting from changeling or warp-in. Teleport anywhere all the time.


warp-in ? teleport anywhere all the time only If there is a pylon near-by

When was the last time you saw a pylon irl ?
freewareplayer
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany403 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 16:59:19
June 09 2013 16:50 GMT
#473
I would take EMP, and boss around all the other people in this topic who picked abilities :D

edit: on second thought, while having the munchies supply calldown would be awesome, stuff urself till your about to explode, call down supply to get more max food, keep eating :D
J.E.G.
Profile Joined May 2010
United States389 Posts
June 09 2013 17:23 GMT
#474
I'd hallucinate a bunch of kate uptons to "hang out" with each night
Do or do not; there is no try.
Sandermatt
Profile Joined December 2010
Switzerland1365 Posts
June 09 2013 17:24 GMT
#475
On June 09 2013 22:39 Thor.Rush wrote:
I would not want blink because of the cooldown. Medivac speedboost (if possible) would be better. Also, isn't stimpack a drug, not an ability?

Cloak is the obvious 1st choice.

2nd choice would be nukes, and the 100 billion dollars I 'd have to get in order to disarm me.

3rd choice would be burrow (with burrow movement) because most people don't have detection IRL.


The problem of the second choice is, that if the ghost dies the nukes is not called.
slytown
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Korea (South)1411 Posts
June 09 2013 17:30 GMT
#476
Easy. Cloak. No contest.
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Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
June 09 2013 17:37 GMT
#477
I would take detection
So I can black mail all of you unless you want me to reveal the creepy things you did
FreedomMurder
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada200 Posts
June 09 2013 17:43 GMT
#478
Neural parasite.
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Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
June 09 2013 17:47 GMT
#479
On June 07 2013 04:39 GeNi wrote:
I'd be either a ghost or dark templar. STEALTH ASSASSIN INDEED!

On second thought, if I were to be a dark templar, would I always be cloaked? Or could I toggle it? I wonder...


DT's bend light around them at will so they can become visible if they want to
Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7338 Posts
June 09 2013 18:06 GMT
#480
Hmmm... burrow movement.
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
June 09 2013 18:34 GMT
#481
Roach powers. I'd be an immortal, indestructible Wolverine who can secrete super-acid and can burrow so good I can almost swim through land.
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
aldochillbro
Profile Joined July 2012
187 Posts
June 09 2013 18:47 GMT
#482
I think I'm going to make a "best post" section in the OP. If this was ladder I think most of you bitches would get a "gg wp" for mother fuckin creativity. good work people
BabyToss!
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Czech Republic588 Posts
June 09 2013 18:48 GMT
#483
Definitelly cloak. I am shy, this would solve the problem. =D
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discator
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany639 Posts
June 09 2013 20:49 GMT
#484
id be a cute ass zergling rolling around everywhere ^.^
;;
qxc
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States550 Posts
June 09 2013 21:11 GMT
#485
hellbat drop
ProgamerDesigner of Aeon's End
Sajaki
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada1135 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-09 21:14:22
June 09 2013 21:13 GMT
#486
Can I be a WOL hydralisk? That way nobody uses me...
Inno pls...
Rokevo
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1033 Posts
June 09 2013 21:13 GMT
#487
On June 10 2013 06:11 qxc wrote:
hellbat drop

This is the correct answer
AngryFarmer
Profile Joined June 2011
United States560 Posts
June 09 2013 21:27 GMT
#488
Stim ftw!!!
goldenwitch
Profile Joined August 2010
United States338 Posts
June 09 2013 21:42 GMT
#489
Changeling ability to transform into whoever I see <3
Orcasgt24
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada3238 Posts
June 09 2013 23:11 GMT
#490
The Mutalisk regeneration.

Death? noooo!!!!
In Hearthstone we pray to RNGesus. When Yogg-Saron hits the field, RNGod gets to work
Destructicon
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
4713 Posts
June 09 2013 23:25 GMT
#491
I'd take the roach regeneration ability any day of the week.
I've unfortunately had a history with getting injured and then not being able to do my favorite activities for weeks on end while I heal, I'd love to have the ability to heal within a single night of sleep or heck even within seconds or sustaining an injury.
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Glaive
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
Sweden138 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-10 01:15:16
June 10 2013 01:12 GMT
#492
I´d probably go with Hardened Shields for survival purpose, seems safer - what if you get insta-gibbed?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but not even a freackin´ tank will ever hurt me.
KazmA
Profile Joined August 2011
United States117 Posts
June 10 2013 06:40 GMT
#493
Optical flare from the medic. I would run around causing all sorts of mischief. Blinding people and what not.
"I intend to live forever, or die trying"- Groucho Marks
Erraa93
Profile Joined December 2012
Australia891 Posts
June 10 2013 07:22 GMT
#494
Full serious, id be a viking. Traffic jam? Nope fuck that shit, tranform and fly away.
Magic_Mike
Profile Joined May 2010
United States542 Posts
June 10 2013 07:26 GMT
#495
On June 07 2013 05:30 JacobShock wrote:
transfuse, I'd be the richest doctor in the world.


Me too. Everytime I get a hangnail or am sore from working out or one of my kids comes to me with a skinned knee, BAAM! Best boo boo kisses ever.
xAPOCALYPSEx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
1418 Posts
June 10 2013 07:35 GMT
#496
This thread is freaking diamonds
Zambrah
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States7338 Posts
June 10 2013 07:49 GMT
#497
I want the ability to turn into a Gateway and raise my arms in an O and have Zealots squeeze their way through.
Incremental change is the Democrat version of Trickle Down economics.
AxionSteel
Profile Joined January 2011
United States7754 Posts
June 10 2013 08:05 GMT
#498
Great thread

I'm Terran so I guess I'd have to go with Mules, as I like money.

Cloak would probably be the most fun though!
Godwrath
Profile Joined August 2012
Spain10131 Posts
June 10 2013 11:01 GMT
#499
snipe and meta the fuck outta you all
Mentalizor
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1596 Posts
June 10 2013 11:01 GMT
#500
...are we just going to ignore the power of neural parasite?
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FreeTossCZComentary
Profile Joined September 2011
Czech Republic143 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-10 11:19:04
June 10 2013 11:17 GMT
#501
I would like to have blinding cloud. Just saying. :D

One fart and whole area is filled with blinding cloud... anyone?
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Thor.Rush
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden702 Posts
June 10 2013 12:04 GMT
#502
On June 10 2013 02:24 Sandermatt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 09 2013 22:39 Thor.Rush wrote:
I would not want blink because of the cooldown. Medivac speedboost (if possible) would be better. Also, isn't stimpack a drug, not an ability?

Cloak is the obvious 1st choice.

2nd choice would be nukes, and the 100 billion dollars I 'd have to get in order to disarm me.

3rd choice would be burrow (with burrow movement) because most people don't have detection IRL.


The problem of the second choice is, that if the ghost dies the nukes is not called.

I wouldn't have a ghost. I myself would have the ability to call down nuke.
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SCguineapig
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Netherlands289 Posts
June 10 2013 12:22 GMT
#503
remember guys its abilities NOT units. i guess transfuse so i can fight and never die, blink for obvious reasons or neural parasite. could do some awesome stuff with that.
broodwar wasn't perfect
Cirqueenflex
Profile Joined October 2010
499 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-10 12:46:00
June 10 2013 12:40 GMT
#504
hm lets see:
- permanent cloak? Not really viable for daily life, would eventually be hunted down and end up in a science lab. No standard interaction with anyone possible
- temporary cloak? Tempting. Assuming 200 max energy and a drain of .9 Energy/second plus the initial cost of 25 energy, that would leave me with a max cloaked time of little more than 3 minutes. Not sure if worth.
- Blink? Comparing unit sizes to blink range, it would have a max range of ~10-30 meters. Nifty for not having to take doors, but other than that way too much risk to end up in a bad spot
- Nuke calldown? Sweet. But for this ability to work I would also need a ghost academy armed with a nuclear missile, which is not included in the ability to call down a nuke. So I have a long range laser pointer with no nuke, could threaten to blind some pilots on the local airfield when trying to land, but other than that pretty useless.
- Hallucination, another choice that comes to mind when thinking about so many possible applications. If only they would last longer than 60 seconds. Even spawn changeling (150 seconds) is better, although it will die if it gets touched by anything. Cannot even hallucinate objects and sell them to make a fortune with so little duration on them
- reaper jetpack. Oh, it does not make me faster and only allows for jumps on small cliffs (about 5m max height). So - no.
- neural parasite. But 10 seconds does not allow for pretty much anything other than signing a contract, so timing this right to get at least anything out of it will be tough.
- time warp - tent sized bubble that slows down things. Good in a zombie apocalypse, other than that not really that useful (as the bubble can be seen by everyone, so applying it to win a horse race gets easily identified as cheating)
- Storm - cool for showing off for 10 minutes, gets boring fast. If applied to humans/objects you end in jail faster than anything
- Snipe - thought about this, becoming a pro sniper/assasin/biathlon winner. But with a range of about maybe 30-50 meters not really impressive at all.
- Stim to win? Not without a healer nearby. Stim twice and you are about to die in exchange for very few seconds of boost. Won't have enough stim available to even make it to the qualifiers for the olympics, so no winning there.
- pneumatized carapace? Having air in my bones would make me slightly faster, but also much more fragile.

So I would pick one of these:
- ignite afterburner (just like stim but for free and with short CD? this is great)
- transfuse (make money from healing stuff, but sadly no healing myself, can only target other allies)
- muta/reaper regeneration
- zergling speed (little wings and you can run super fast? sweet, although creepy)
- adrenal glands (20% faster attack speed, become a boxing champion)
- recall
- transform into flying jet (slow, but at least I could fly)
- detection (see hidden stuff. Hopefully that includes poker cards)
- repair. Make lots of moneyz at the cost of some mineral/gas. Depending on what minerals/gas of course.
Give a man a fire, you keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
CrystalDrag
Profile Joined July 2010
173 Posts
June 10 2013 12:43 GMT
#505
Repair. So I can fix any problem with any building without having to go inside to find the problem.
Beyond Magic
Profile Joined August 2011
Finland130 Posts
June 10 2013 13:04 GMT
#506
Feedback that would burn the lifeforce from every instagram loving hipster.

after loosing their energy they would think "why the fuck have i taken 57 pictures of my feet and 89 of different kinds of pastries.

gg
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
June 10 2013 17:08 GMT
#507
On June 10 2013 15:40 KazmA wrote:
Optical flare from the medic. I would run around causing all sorts of mischief. Blinding people and what not.


We do have flare guns. And if you hit someone in the eye with it--he won't be seeing well for a long time...
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Wojciech Zywny
Profile Joined April 2013
Poland271 Posts
June 10 2013 18:18 GMT
#508
i'd take the nuclear launch protocol from the ghost so i could use it for blackmail lololol
Miecz przeznaczenia ma dwa ostrza. Jednym jesteś ty.
Tanukki
Profile Joined June 2011
Finland579 Posts
June 10 2013 18:25 GMT
#509
Graviton beam. Just think of the infinite "do you even lift?" jokes.
DocSchlakk
Profile Joined January 2013
Austria172 Posts
June 10 2013 18:58 GMT
#510
Vortex...´cause i always wanted to go to disneyland!
"Heroes don`t do drugs!....except Drugman, I guess!?"
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