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Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
January 30 2013 20:45 GMT
#281
It's going to be short. I can't write another verse. I'm so worn out of writing StarCraft lyrics right now xD!!!

I need a break to recharge my batteries!!!! But it's still good!!! Let me upload it!!
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
January 30 2013 21:20 GMT
#282
LMAO, it's up!!!
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Liveon
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Netherlands1083 Posts
January 30 2013 23:01 GMT
#283
No lyrics Bacon? o.O
Hearthstone manager ECVisualize, Head Admin DSCL
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
January 30 2013 23:07 GMT
#284
My bad, let me post the lyrics:

Chorus in Hebrew (Translation):

"You're like a baby, you cry all the time
Rap battle with bacon? It's dangerous
I rapidly click, it's giving you anxiety
Multiple drops at a time, it's giving you fear
Yalla Yalla, I play very fast
You play slow like a retarded player
You're an idiot, I don't know what to say
When you play against me you always lose"

When my scv walks in your base it all goes on fire
I do the impossible, I'm playing terran but I built a spire
I play this game so fast I'm gonna leave you tired
I just walked by your car and slashed all your tires

I turned on handicap to give you a chance
And I still won, so I just broke my hands
And I still won, oh the pain and the agony
I just beat you with my worst race, is that why you're mad at me?

I open up your door to your room, it's not Mommy
This time it's Bacon with his whole fucking Army
You said a lot of shit, you better say sorry
I look at your wall and all I see is barbies

Barbies?
What the hell are you doing?
I'm starcraft two-ing
Go play your barbies fool
Wait till I tell all your friends at school
You know it's not cool.. to be a barbie player
but me, I'm a StarCraft II Player

Chorus in Hebrew (Translation):

"You're like a baby, you cry all the time
Rap battle with bacon? It's dangerous
I rapidly click, it's giving you anxiety
Multiple drops at a time, it's giving you fear
Yalla Yalla, I play very fast
You play slow like a retarded player
You're an idiot, I don't know what to say
When you play against me you always lose"
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
January 30 2013 23:41 GMT
#285
ahahaha
nice one man !
i love the hebrew parts
I won't answer the diss yet, i'll give you time to recover :p
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
January 31 2013 00:18 GMT
#286
I'd really like it if you guys start battling each other... I won't have much time anymore and I still have to respond to the best challenger so far ---> Suspense.
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-31 15:52:11
January 31 2013 15:51 GMT
#287
Hey, I think I'm gonna do a banner and some graphic designs for the rap battle when I got time.
If the guys who rapped could send me a picture of them, view from the side, so I can do funny VS banner for the battle raps.
I'll do something better than my last thread, i leveled up since

In case you missed my older thread :
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=178722
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
January 31 2013 17:01 GMT
#288
This is cool. You have enough pictures of me man? I put em in videos lol.
Yeah I'd like to see what we all look like. So far it's only GreenMan and Me with pictures. Diks how about you post yours to kick it off??
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-01-31 18:24:37
January 31 2013 17:59 GMT
#289
hehe, i have no webcam or camera.
I wanted to re-draw the faces to make it look badass, I can do it with your pictures, but GreenMan, doesn't really have face pictures i could use on the video. I need Rah's and WOPR's faces. I think i got one for Suspense (his twitter pic)
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
January 31 2013 18:12 GMT
#290
Cool. I can't wait to see my face redrawn
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
January 31 2013 21:52 GMT
#291
Hey Guys, this thread is the official "History of StarCraft Rap Battles" thread and should go down in the Archives.

Who can help?
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
WOPR
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada145 Posts
February 01 2013 01:02 GMT
#292
no shit.. i love everyone in this thread from rapping and chatting. this is awesome!!! bacon well done, this thread is one of my fav cause it brings out ppls talents from sooo many different areas. u guys are awesome. ill write something this weekend for bacon and ima challenge everyone else cause im getting a better mic tomorrow ... much love <3 <3 gl, least this time ill have sound
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ---Aristotle
joeschmo
Profile Joined January 2011
United States167 Posts
February 01 2013 04:35 GMT
#293
yoyo peep my wack rap,

http://www.soundclick.com/player/single_player.cfm?songid=12142841&q=hi&newref=1

the verbal Protoss deathball roflstomp with
my cranium slammin the keyboard like i'm hammerin -
ezmode ill & blaze mics - have you amputated
from psy blade strikes when i play nice -
medivac beams couldn't heal the raping -
no the fungal growth doesn't stop chaining -
in such haste for glory u accept drafts as reigning -
they're boneless skeletons confused with beastly paintings -
convertin raw emotion to verse like banelings -
I think so little bout that art my brain shrinks -
oh my xel'naga, it's flash smurfin goldies -
man those high horses look like ponys -
these understatements live insurmountable -
I appraise the competition at queen fart value -
lesson I bound you, the evidence surround you -
your claims are bowel move -
===the darts from the hydra ripped you -
terrible, terrible damage
who want the force of archon get shocked to ashes
so right that white ra respect the tactics -
leave you wobblin from lyric as if your leg
got chewed from a crackling stimpacking -
i cattle bruise you like explosive t-bone smacks
treatin cheekbones, weak scrolls, yamato shots -
it appears you've been cleaved since i said so -
you never felt the wrath of ultralisk mental -
those sloppy style potty mouth lines get flushed out
with green roach spit from my obscene opus -
you learnin now but burnin down as my zeolots
dance in your main like 40 jesters -
joschmo concoct wizardry you've hearkened the sword -
i scoffed & adored - yous botchin with war -
you're the poems speaker your works are Lenore -
beep beep boom quoth the raven forever more -
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
February 01 2013 04:53 GMT
#294
On February 01 2013 10:02 WOPR wrote:
no shit.. i love everyone in this thread from rapping and chatting. this is awesome!!! bacon well done, this thread is one of my fav cause it brings out ppls talents from sooo many different areas. u guys are awesome. ill write something this weekend for bacon and ima challenge everyone else cause im getting a better mic tomorrow ... much love <3 <3 gl, least this time ill have sound


Sounds great!!! Time to check out this new guy's rap
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
February 01 2013 04:56 GMT
#295
Great rap joeschmo!!! You have a great rapper voice bro and nice flow.
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
February 01 2013 05:05 GMT
#296
Awesome man !!!!! That's a great song, you're really good at this. I love your flow
Welcome on board :D
Who wanna answer the diss ?
I might if I get off my flue, and find some time alone
joeschmo
Profile Joined January 2011
United States167 Posts
February 01 2013 06:20 GMT
#297
Thx for checkin. Just wanted to let you know Diks, your raps tickle my fancy, lad. Big fan, lookin for more of your stuff. ;D
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-01 20:12:08
February 01 2013 17:37 GMT
#298
I'm going to re-record my Rah diss "You So Suck" right now because my mic was messing up when I recorded it and it came out bad quality. I might do it to a different beat maybe not.

EDIT: Decided not to re-record... for now... not feeling it as good as I did recording it the first time.
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
WOPR
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada145 Posts
February 02 2013 01:34 GMT
#299
On February 01 2013 15:20 joeschmo wrote:
Thx for checkin. Just wanted to let you know Diks, your raps tickle my fancy, lad. Big fan, lookin for more of your stuff. ;D


yo dude.. welcome here as of first.. thsi now ur thread yo! btw im loving ur song.. great flow and i bet u have a good mic also !! this song's lyrics were somthing. many metaphors to sc2. i like it a lot. welcome to YOUR thread and lets make this like we want it to be!!! soon when i get my mic tomorrow ima make a challenge song to u... <3
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." ---Aristotle
Bacon-X
Profile Joined December 2010
United States266 Posts
February 02 2013 01:54 GMT
#300
Hey we are all StarCraft battle rappers... We are the coolest people on earth. This is electronic sport gaming music. We are definitely up there on the cool part of musicians....

First of all, StarCraft is the coolest e-sport out there!!! Best to play and best to watch!!! Most intense and coolest!!!

We are all BATTLE RAPPERS we are those good fools that diss other people for fun. We're all pretty good, even Rah, as long as you have the balls to enter this Arena you are definitely a man on my scale. Also your lyrics were really funny, Rah, especially the lesbian part xD!!! Hahahaha!!! And GreenMan is hilarious too... WOPR def got skills... MC Squared is a boss fool, especially with his first track... Haze was dope as hell, even though he lost on the polls. He was def one of the greatest like all of us. And I'm just the cool as fuck "Bacon" dude that raps about StarCraft... Suspense is good too, but I shall serve him. You guys all have balls and that's all it takes to be a good rapper in my mind. Of course, all the lyrics in my tracks were served in battle format. I still think you guys are the coolest, along with me.

I miss GreenMan's tracks, where is the Swedish Flow Homeboy?!!

This thread could use more foreign flow... I just represented Israel on my last track, you have been giving shoutouts to Sweden bro, gotta get on that Swedish flow cause I know you got it...

WOPR, I can't wait for our rap battle to be complete when you come out with your diss track!!!

We are the Epic StarCraft Rappers of StarCraft History!!! We shall go down in WIKIPEDIA & on StarCraft archives like maybe Liquipedia... I really hope they let us because starcraft 2 has RAPPERS IN IT'S COMMUNITY and that is something significantly fantastic and they should share this information within their StarCraft Archives especially since we all started on this site to begin with!!! We are still on this site!!! I really hope we can get in liquipedia...

I'm requesting help with getting it into wikipedia and archives.

I'll start on the wikipedia article right now...
I'll figure it out...

If you guys can help me with liquipedia it will be great...

All our videos will be featured in the rap battles. I'll do it.
Brood War player since 2003 ---> StarCraft II
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