Epic StarCraft II Rap Battle - Page 10

On January 25 2013 06:04 Seldentar wrote:
lol Diks idk why you were embarassed that was the funniest rap posted in this thread xD

On January 25 2013 11:33 nmetasch wrote:
These are hilarious, thanks for all the hard work guys <3. I put out probably a dozen raps like 2-3 years ago that i had a ton of fun doing. I wouldn't be brave enough to do one of these though, the guy who helped me with all the production moved away and stuff, and he always did the best co-rapping :D.

On January 25 2013 11:33 nmetasch wrote:
These are hilarious, thanks for all the hard work guys <3. I put out probably a dozen raps like 2-3 years ago that i had a ton of fun doing. I wouldn't be brave enough to do one of these though, the guy who helped me with all the production moved away and stuff, and he always did the best co-rapping :D.

On January 22 2013 01:32 Mefano wrote:
Here is my diss vs Bacon! An answer to WOPR comming later this week :-)




Yeh, Team Liquid, GreenMan representing Sweden

So this is your religion bacon?
Well, As far as SC2 goes you can call me Messiah, you ready?

Engines screaming as I head for the battle
Thunders gon be rolling when I'm laying the smackdown
When you got your third CC, you signed your own death warrant listen
I am still doing my one base builds need to get that fact straight in your system

If am a computer call me HAL over 9000, I'm like
Autmaton 2K dodging siege tank shots, like holy cow man
My swagger is like drugs to people in my vicinity
You'll change your mind on Kerrigan when you loose your virginity

I may be a drugdealer cuz my rines stim so hard,
You went for combat shields man you drew a bad card
I'm like oh really? Who called in the fleet?
I aint need no fleet to beat you, mash your face in the street

you talk bout lurkers and guardians that arent even in the game
go hook up on TLS or some'n like that to me its all the same
Now i aint dissin Starcraft 1, Just don't want to get stuck in the past
Bacon-X ain't getting no where on the leader board he's dead last

The bear hugging Swede has come around again,
GreenMan, with a little msg to send
I don't need to build a pylon on nine, my nexi got 11 supply
now Haze may need to level up but i'm just raining on this guy

Scrubb you need some practice, man that's fantastic,
start a level down or you're gonna be like frack this
The game changed rules when i stepped on the matress
dig up the hatchet, are you fast enough to catch this?

Gentleman thief steal resources from your main
I siege up all your mineral line man it's a shame
the minerals lost when i blow up your probes
when you try an immortal all in with no soul

If you're a pro then this is pro annihilation,
and you're still bagging on the newer generation
Well we could teach you a thing about playing starcraft 2
i'm your personal trainer, bacon is not healthy for you

If you're a noob killa, right click remove
sc2 from your computer, then left click move
out of the basment to the living room
Say "sorry mom and dad, that I am living with you"

You splitt up my forces turned marauders to blood
well I hid a third and fourth so be expecting the flood
when the battle is done you're laying down admiting your defeat
My girlfriend in the back 's like: evolution complete

Man

Way too long outros is my style
and Man i'm not even gonna comment on that penis/colossus joke
it's like, I don't even, whatever

Peace

On January 20 2013 23:36 JOJOsc2news wrote:


That bear hugging Swede wrecked you hard!