Epic StarCraft II Rap Battle - Page 10
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Seldentar
United States888 Posts
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Diks
Belgium1880 Posts
On January 25 2013 06:04 Seldentar wrote: lol Diks idk why you were embarassed that was the funniest rap posted in this thread xD Thank you :> Come at me GreenMan ! | ||
WOPR
Canada145 Posts
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Priest214
Japan30 Posts
http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/3205509/1/ChristJezus/ | ||
nmetasch
United States600 Posts
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WOPR
Canada145 Posts
On January 25 2013 11:33 nmetasch wrote: These are hilarious, thanks for all the hard work guys <3. I put out probably a dozen raps like 2-3 years ago that i had a ton of fun doing. I wouldn't be brave enough to do one of these though, the guy who helped me with all the production moved away and stuff, and he always did the best co-rapping :D. give it a go nmetasch.. its just for shits and giggles. greenman and diks just started out having fun rapping as of late, u have some experience just do it! its all in the name of enjoyment yo! GOGO nmetasch!!! | ||
Mefano
Sweden190 Posts
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Diks
Belgium1880 Posts
On January 25 2013 11:33 nmetasch wrote: These are hilarious, thanks for all the hard work guys <3. I put out probably a dozen raps like 2-3 years ago that i had a ton of fun doing. I wouldn't be brave enough to do one of these though, the guy who helped me with all the production moved away and stuff, and he always did the best co-rapping :D. Yo, it would be awesome if you joined the rap battle. I'm pretty sure this thread would be even better with you | ||
MistaCizm
5 Posts
the CC 1st you gone GG one | ||
Bacon-X
United States266 Posts
Diss track complete. Uploading at the moment... Get ready | ||
Bacon-X
United States266 Posts
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Bacon-X
United States266 Posts
You're so fat your supply is huge You must construct additional pylons or you're screwed It took me three fungal growths to root you in place Had my speedlings rushing to surround you with haste It took 28 zerglings to get a full surround 10 medivacs couldn't lift you off the ground I'm like a phoenix cause I pick up chicks You're like the creep cause you make girls sick You blink after girls cause you're a stalker I spit game at the bitches, I'm not like WOPR You play protoss like a fucking virgin You never get past 2nd base, you need more learnin My APM brings all the girls to the yard I can teach you but I have to charge Brood war since '03 this my gaaame StarCraft my whole life goddamn [Chorus] In soviet russia, Bacon eats you Dope rap battle shit StarCraft II When I play you I'm all up in your face Scrub.... I put a nexus in your base I jack your minerals call this shit a robbery You're a scrub, I don't have to play properly Make this shit a joke and save the replay Annihalating noobs every weekday Rap battle me? It's a massacre Your mom is so fat a mothership only cloaks half of her Your Mom changed her name to "Bacon's whore" And she said "Please baneling bust my backdoor" WOPR you're a zergling battling a thor I hit you with punchlines you ain't heard before My life for aiur but your wife for hire My rap alone puts your base on fire I just highlight my Army and a click move I don't even gotta try I know I'm playing a noob I know if I make any unit it will stop you I'm about to Hellion blue flame drop you I'm a noob slayer, StarCraft II Player Own you then Puff on my cigar like Jim Raynor It's so easy to 4gate your way into plat You'll fall flat on your back when your base gets attacked [Chorus] In soviet russia, Bacon eats you Dope rap battle shit StarCraft II When I play you I'm all up in your face Scrub.... I put a nexus in your base I jack your minerals call this shit a robbery You're a scrub, I don't have to play properly Make this shit a joke and save the replay Annihalating noobs every weekday | ||
JOJOsc2news
3000 Posts
On January 22 2013 01:32 Mefano wrote: Here is my diss vs Bacon! An answer to WOPR comming later this week :-) Yeh, Team Liquid, GreenMan representing Sweden So this is your religion bacon? Well, As far as SC2 goes you can call me Messiah, you ready? Engines screaming as I head for the battle Thunders gon be rolling when I'm laying the smackdown When you got your third CC, you signed your own death warrant listen I am still doing my one base builds need to get that fact straight in your system If am a computer call me HAL over 9000, I'm like Autmaton 2K dodging siege tank shots, like holy cow man My swagger is like drugs to people in my vicinity You'll change your mind on Kerrigan when you loose your virginity I may be a drugdealer cuz my rines stim so hard, You went for combat shields man you drew a bad card I'm like oh really? Who called in the fleet? I aint need no fleet to beat you, mash your face in the street you talk bout lurkers and guardians that arent even in the game go hook up on TLS or some'n like that to me its all the same Now i aint dissin Starcraft 1, Just don't want to get stuck in the past Bacon-X ain't getting no where on the leader board he's dead last The bear hugging Swede has come around again, GreenMan, with a little msg to send I don't need to build a pylon on nine, my nexi got 11 supply now Haze may need to level up but i'm just raining on this guy Scrubb you need some practice, man that's fantastic, start a level down or you're gonna be like frack this The game changed rules when i stepped on the matress dig up the hatchet, are you fast enough to catch this? Gentleman thief steal resources from your main I siege up all your mineral line man it's a shame the minerals lost when i blow up your probes when you try an immortal all in with no soul If you're a pro then this is pro annihilation, and you're still bagging on the newer generation Well we could teach you a thing about playing starcraft 2 i'm your personal trainer, bacon is not healthy for you If you're a noob killa, right click remove sc2 from your computer, then left click move out of the basment to the living room Say "sorry mom and dad, that I am living with you" You splitt up my forces turned marauders to blood well I hid a third and fourth so be expecting the flood when the battle is done you're laying down admiting your defeat My girlfriend in the back 's like: evolution complete Man Way too long outros is my style and Man i'm not even gonna comment on that penis/colossus joke it's like, I don't even, whatever Peace Yaayy... that's a reference to my comment. Woop woop... I made it into a song. On January 20 2013 23:36 JOJOsc2news wrote: That bear hugging Swede wrecked you hard! Well done again by the way. | ||
Bacon-X
United States266 Posts
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mono_regio
Germany77 Posts
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Bacon-X
United States266 Posts
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WOPR
Canada145 Posts
im busy for the next few days but ill try to get something going over the weekend for a response. by far i think this the best track atm in the thread | ||
Bacon-X
United States266 Posts
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Bacon-X
United States266 Posts
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Bacon-X
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