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Chewie
Profile Joined May 2010
Denmark708 Posts
November 25 2010 20:25 GMT
#21
On November 26 2010 04:51 dicey wrote:
I know I posted this already in the feedback thread, but it's right on target/topic here

Some person edited a few Tastosis quotes out of the first few games of ro64 GSL3 and put them online. Wasn't me so don't throw credit at me :p !


That was actually awesome.
ShyRamen
Profile Joined July 2010
United States322 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-25 20:34:24
November 25 2010 20:34 GMT
#22
I'd be millionaire if I had $1 for every time I heard "Meta-game"
Eknoid4
Profile Joined October 2010
United States902 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-25 20:37:23
November 25 2010 20:35 GMT
#23
On November 26 2010 05:20 Bumblebees wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2010 05:07 Eknoid4 wrote:
"That player [who is still extremely more skilled than I am] is pretty terrible and I'm surprised he made it into the GSL"



This is one of the most annoying things to me. You do not need to be particularly skilled to be able to recognize skill. I hear this nonsense all the time, and I'm constantly amazed that it doesn't occur to people how fallacious this thinking is.

It is Artosis's job as a commentator to be able to recognize good or bad play regardless of his personal skill level. You have, in your faulty criticism, managed to point out that he is doing his job well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_accomplishment

Derp dee herp dee derp

It's not about recognizing skill. Yeah you can recognize it (to an extent) above your own skill level.

It's the fact that artosis is a complete piece of shit badmouthing asshole about players who mess up when even though they arent playing well this game they made it into the GSL and he didn't so it's not as though they're completely incapable or that he has any room to badmouth players for having a badgame when he has shown if nothing else that happens to him even more.

So I actually have a point that you've just ignored with your assumption that i'm giving the same old teamliquid argument. It doesn't matter that they're better than him. He shouldn't be such an asshole about the players. The fact that they're often better than him just makes it worse.

User was temp banned for this post.
If you're mad that someone else is brazenly trumpeting their beliefs with ignorance, perhaps you should be mad that you are doing it too.
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
November 25 2010 20:38 GMT
#24
oGs Penis! That was so funny. XD
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
iLLmatiic
Profile Joined August 2010
64 Posts
November 25 2010 20:41 GMT
#25
On November 26 2010 05:35 Eknoid4 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 26 2010 05:20 Bumblebees wrote:
On November 26 2010 05:07 Eknoid4 wrote:
"That player [who is still extremely more skilled than I am] is pretty terrible and I'm surprised he made it into the GSL"



This is one of the most annoying things to me. You do not need to be particularly skilled to be able to recognize skill. I hear this nonsense all the time, and I'm constantly amazed that it doesn't occur to people how fallacious this thinking is.

It is Artosis's job as a commentator to be able to recognize good or bad play regardless of his personal skill level. You have, in your faulty criticism, managed to point out that he is doing his job well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_accomplishment

Derp dee herp dee derp

It's not about recognizing skill. Yeah you can recognize it (to an extent) above your own skill level.

It's the fact that artosis is a complete piece of shit badmouthing asshole about players who mess up when even though they arent playing well this game they made it into the GSL and he didn't so it's not as though they're completely incapable or that he has any room to badmouth players for having a badgame when he has shown if nothing else that happens to him even more.

So I actually have a point that you've just ignored with your assumption that i'm giving the same old teamliquid argument. It doesn't matter that they're better than him. He shouldn't be such an asshole about the players. The fact that they're often better than him just makes it worse.

User was temp banned for this post.


actually if you took the time to see any of artosis' games or replays you would see he is in fact better than several of the people that have made it into the gsl ro64. Further, i'm sure he would say the same things about his play if he made the type of mistakes he criticizes in his commentary.

P.S: lighten up a little theres no reason to call someone a piece of shit bad mouthing asshole.
kaztah
Profile Joined September 2010
Norway1221 Posts
November 25 2010 20:54 GMT
#26
On November 26 2010 05:10 eksert wrote:
I dont love tasteless or artosis anymore..

because of:

"brainless"..


What was wrong about that? The guy that played was completely brainless. He scouted everything, yet did his original plan every game, and just got crushed. Every single thing he did was awful, no exceptions.

For all intents and purposes, he could've just aswell not scouted at all both games.
I speak fluent sarcasm.
Snicklefritz
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada19 Posts
November 25 2010 20:59 GMT
#27
I'm paraphrasing but it was something along the lines of
Tasteless: We actually have a button under the desk we press to unlock the doors..but really wouldn't it be cool if we like, killed the loser? We'd just push a button and poison gas would fill the booth and we'd see him screaming and beating on the glass while the crowd cheers "CARNAGE!"?
smallerk
Profile Joined October 2010
897 Posts
November 25 2010 20:59 GMT
#28
"That was actually retarded"

"Its MAKAPRIMETIME!"

Best ones imo :D
Never Regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.
Sixes
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada1123 Posts
November 25 2010 20:59 GMT
#29
And this may be why NEXChoa has no brain.
Blasterion
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
China10272 Posts
November 25 2010 21:05 GMT
#30
guess what sleep? I have insomnia
[TLNY]Mahjong Club Thread
Litess
Profile Joined July 2010
Bulgaria40 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-25 21:06:59
November 25 2010 21:06 GMT
#31
"Stay away from my babies!"
-Artosis

That's one of the things that always makes me laugh.
FalconPunchsc2
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada91 Posts
November 25 2010 21:08 GMT
#32
Tasteless.
(Jinro Games)
"WILL A FOREIGNER MAKE IT TO THE ROUND OF 32?............ ( after realising what he just said)LIKE RET ( he forgot to mention Sen... .

poor poor tasteless
Born to B
SenorPets
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada1 Post
November 25 2010 21:45 GMT
#33
Queen spawns only to be killed instantly . . .

Tasteless, "That Queen was like, 'Hey Guys, OH MY GOD!!'"
Carras
Profile Joined August 2010
Argentina860 Posts
November 25 2010 21:51 GMT
#34
sorry gandalf!
ShyRamen
Profile Joined July 2010
United States322 Posts
November 25 2010 21:51 GMT
#35
On November 26 2010 06:45 SenorPets wrote:
Queen spawns only to be killed instantly . . .

Tasteless, "That Queen was like, 'Hey Guys, OH MY GOD!!'"


ahaha i love that one, i think he said in that game or in another one something like

"and this queen is about to pop out just to witness destruction.. ARGH OH MY GOD"
evoli
Profile Joined May 2010
United States333 Posts
November 25 2010 21:53 GMT
#36
The back and forth they had about fruit roll ups was priceless.

Artosis: "I never had fruit roll ups growing up, fruit roll ups were for rich kids."
<two second pause>
Artosis: "They were expensive."
Tasteless: "Yeah, they were pricey."
General Manager for EG // twitter.com/gosutrolling
devil`
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States176 Posts
November 25 2010 21:55 GMT
#37
Artosis: "Look at all of those marines dancing!"
Tasteless: "Yeah, looks like hes getting a little egotistical."
Artosis: "Yeah, he is acting a little bit like IdrA."
Tasteless: "Yeah I think they should get together and talk about how bad kids are."
http://devilsfeed.info/ My personal Blog. Follow me on twitter @iamdevilrawr
smallerk
Profile Joined October 2010
897 Posts
November 25 2010 22:01 GMT
#38
Best forum name ever during idra's interview: "bootysmackarax" , artosis laughed his ass off all the way during the interview and idra barely held it in lol
Never Regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.
Agh
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States969 Posts
November 25 2010 22:02 GMT
#39
The "That was just retarded" is pretty much hands down the best line of the entire gsl thus far.

The actual game was just so bad in general and it led up to it. wtb youtube snip it of that plz
I may appear to be an emotionless sarcastic pos, but just like an onion when you pull off more and more layers you find the exact same thing everytime and you start crying
happyness
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2400 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-25 22:10:13
November 25 2010 22:06 GMT
#40
On November 26 2010 04:29 Chewie wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
There was a slew of funny quotes in the last GSL RO64 match, and I thought they should be shared. Please post your favorite quotes from the third GSL!

Artosis: "You know, alot of misdemeanors, no fellonies. That hellion died innocent."

Tasteless: "Boxers Banshee..."
Artosis: "Better than a regular Banshee. 2 SCVs down. 3 down."
Tasteless: "3 kills. Almost 4..."
Artosis: "Almost 5..."
Tasteless: "4..."
Artosis: "5... 4... Almost 5 still."
Tasteless: "5 also close to 6... 6 divisible by 3."
(Banshee dies)
Artosis: "Tasteless, if GSL doesn't work out you could be on Sesame Street."
Tasteless: "I could. Me and Elmo. Elmo doesn't know how to use the hotkeys. Elmo wants to play the single player. I´ll be like Aww Elmo!"
Artosis: "I think you´d do better with Burt, but alright.
Tasteless: "This turret, is it ever going to complete?"
Artosis: "That turret man is like all my highschool papers. Good intentions but it was never gonna finish."

Me luves my Tastosis.


All this sesame street talk reminds me of this:

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