There was a slew of funny quotes in the last GSL RO64 match, and I thought they should be shared. Please post your favorite quotes from the third GSL!
Artosis: "You know, alot of misdemeanors, no fellonies. That hellion died innocent."
Tasteless: "Boxers Banshee..." Artosis: "Better than a regular Banshee. 2 SCVs down. 3 down." Tasteless: "3 kills. Almost 4..." Artosis: "Almost 5..." Tasteless: "4..." Artosis: "5... 4... Almost 5 still." Tasteless: "5 also close to 6... 6 divisible by 3." (Banshee dies) Artosis: "Tasteless, if GSL doesn't work out you could be on Sesame Street." Tasteless: "I could. Me and Elmo. Elmo doesn't know how to use the hotkeys. Elmo wants to play the single player. I´ll be like Aww Elmo!" Artosis: "I think you´d do better with Burt, but alright. Tasteless: "This turret, is it ever going to complete?" Artosis: "That turret man is like all my highschool papers. Good intentions but it was never gonna finish."
"Leenock is the greatest zerg player I've ever seen" by Artosis during Leenock vs the terran Game 3
as opposed to
"Idra is the favorite to win this tournament" GSL1 "Fruitdealer is better than any other Zerg" after FD won GSL 1 "Kyrix is better than Fruitdealer" during Foxer vs Kyrix in GSL2 "Nestea is better than Fruitdealer" in GSL 2 final
"I thought it was gonna be GG but it turns out i was wrong" "That player is definitely going with x strategy. Oh it looks like he isn't doing that at all" "There is no way one guy can win this battle. Oh somehow he won it. He is just too good." "This may be the best ZvT/TvT I've ever seen" "That player [who is still extremely more skilled than I am] is pretty terrible and I'm surprised he made it into the GSL"
On November 26 2010 04:52 lowercase wrote: Expect GG any second.
hehe yeah
Tasteless: "GuineaPig... GuineaPiguh..."
Artosis apparently dreamed of being a Guinea Pig raiser as a child.
Artosis: "You know why Guinea Pigs are used in tests? Tasteless: "No." Artosis: "Because they have far more blood than do mice and other rodents." Tasteless: "Why does that matter, were they tested by Vampires!?" Artosis: (not amused) "No. They need to have more blood, they don't die as easily and stuff like that." Tasteless: "Oohh."
On November 26 2010 05:07 Eknoid4 wrote: "That player [who is still extremely more skilled than I am] is pretty terrible and I'm surprised he made it into the GSL"
This is one of the most annoying things to me. You do not need to be particularly skilled to be able to recognize skill. I hear this nonsense all the time, and I'm constantly amazed that it doesn't occur to people how fallacious this thinking is.
It is Artosis's job as a commentator to be able to recognize good or bad play regardless of his personal skill level. You have, in your faulty criticism, managed to point out that he is doing his job well.
On November 26 2010 05:07 Eknoid4 wrote: "That player [who is still extremely more skilled than I am] is pretty terrible and I'm surprised he made it into the GSL"
This is one of the most annoying things to me. You do not need to be particularly skilled to be able to recognize skill. I hear this nonsense all the time, and I'm constantly amazed that it doesn't occur to people how fallacious this thinking is.
It is Artosis's job as a commentator to be able to recognize good or bad play regardless of his personal skill level. You have, in your faulty criticism, managed to point out that he is doing his job well.
It's not about recognizing skill. Yeah you can recognize it (to an extent) above your own skill level.
It's the fact that artosis is a complete piece of shit badmouthing asshole about players who mess up when even though they arent playing well this game they made it into the GSL and he didn't so it's not as though they're completely incapable or that he has any room to badmouth players for having a badgame when he has shown if nothing else that happens to him even more.
So I actually have a point that you've just ignored with your assumption that i'm giving the same old teamliquid argument. It doesn't matter that they're better than him. He shouldn't be such an asshole about the players. The fact that they're often better than him just makes it worse.
On November 26 2010 05:07 Eknoid4 wrote: "That player [who is still extremely more skilled than I am] is pretty terrible and I'm surprised he made it into the GSL"
This is one of the most annoying things to me. You do not need to be particularly skilled to be able to recognize skill. I hear this nonsense all the time, and I'm constantly amazed that it doesn't occur to people how fallacious this thinking is.
It is Artosis's job as a commentator to be able to recognize good or bad play regardless of his personal skill level. You have, in your faulty criticism, managed to point out that he is doing his job well.
It's not about recognizing skill. Yeah you can recognize it (to an extent) above your own skill level.
It's the fact that artosis is a complete piece of shit badmouthing asshole about players who mess up when even though they arent playing well this game they made it into the GSL and he didn't so it's not as though they're completely incapable or that he has any room to badmouth players for having a badgame when he has shown if nothing else that happens to him even more.
So I actually have a point that you've just ignored with your assumption that i'm giving the same old teamliquid argument. It doesn't matter that they're better than him. He shouldn't be such an asshole about the players. The fact that they're often better than him just makes it worse.
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actually if you took the time to see any of artosis' games or replays you would see he is in fact better than several of the people that have made it into the gsl ro64. Further, i'm sure he would say the same things about his play if he made the type of mistakes he criticizes in his commentary.
P.S: lighten up a little theres no reason to call someone a piece of shit bad mouthing asshole.
On November 26 2010 05:10 eksert wrote: I dont love tasteless or artosis anymore..
because of:
"brainless"..
What was wrong about that? The guy that played was completely brainless. He scouted everything, yet did his original plan every game, and just got crushed. Every single thing he did was awful, no exceptions.
For all intents and purposes, he could've just aswell not scouted at all both games.
I'm paraphrasing but it was something along the lines of Tasteless: We actually have a button under the desk we press to unlock the doors..but really wouldn't it be cool if we like, killed the loser? We'd just push a button and poison gas would fill the booth and we'd see him screaming and beating on the glass while the crowd cheers "CARNAGE!"?
Tasteless. (Jinro Games) "WILL A FOREIGNER MAKE IT TO THE ROUND OF 32?............ ( after realising what he just said)LIKE RET ( he forgot to mention Sen... .
The back and forth they had about fruit roll ups was priceless.
Artosis: "I never had fruit roll ups growing up, fruit roll ups were for rich kids." <two second pause> Artosis: "They were expensive." Tasteless: "Yeah, they were pricey."
Artosis: "Look at all of those marines dancing!" Tasteless: "Yeah, looks like hes getting a little egotistical." Artosis: "Yeah, he is acting a little bit like IdrA." Tasteless: "Yeah I think they should get together and talk about how bad kids are."
Best forum name ever during idra's interview: "bootysmackarax" , artosis laughed his ass off all the way during the interview and idra barely held it in lol
There was a slew of funny quotes in the last GSL RO64 match, and I thought they should be shared. Please post your favorite quotes from the third GSL!
Artosis: "You know, alot of misdemeanors, no fellonies. That hellion died innocent."
Tasteless: "Boxers Banshee..." Artosis: "Better than a regular Banshee. 2 SCVs down. 3 down." Tasteless: "3 kills. Almost 4..." Artosis: "Almost 5..." Tasteless: "4..." Artosis: "5... 4... Almost 5 still." Tasteless: "5 also close to 6... 6 divisible by 3." (Banshee dies) Artosis: "Tasteless, if GSL doesn't work out you could be on Sesame Street." Tasteless: "I could. Me and Elmo. Elmo doesn't know how to use the hotkeys. Elmo wants to play the single player. I´ll be like Aww Elmo!" Artosis: "I think you´d do better with Burt, but alright. Tasteless: "This turret, is it ever going to complete?" Artosis: "That turret man is like all my highschool papers. Good intentions but it was never gonna finish."
On November 26 2010 05:18 Koshi wrote: In the game with The Emperor (Boxer) against ON. When the small group of marines run into Boxer his MASSIVE army. And die horribly.
Tataratatatararataaa, hahahahahaha.
That totally cranked me up as well. I was Literally ROFLing
Artosis: Terran music is way better than Zerg's. You have no taste. Tasteless: First of all, I'm Tasteless; I have no taste. Second of all, you're wrong.
When Tasteless mentioned stuff about Maka hitting the alarm clock. And then Artosis goes "boop boop boop, It's MakaPrime Time!"
And then when Maka finally crushed Sleep's army in that game in Xel'Naga Caverns, Tasteless was like "Maka says, 'Tell you what Sleep, I have insomnia!" And then after he said that Sleep gg'd.
And of course there was Tasteless singing to NEXON's marines marching into siege tanks. And then when they all died he was like "Oh, that was bad"
I liked it when there was a ZvZ on scrap station, and the overlords moved past eachother. They didn't quite touch, so the conversation ran something like this: "Two overlords moving towards eachother, very slowly, they don't want to rush things. Oh, they merely want to be platonic friends and give eachother a handshake, they don't want to hug."
Artosis was commenting at how a player who was writing boxer a question lost his password and had to login to the site again, and was sweating and running out of time to post his huge question, so he has to go with "EL OH EL WHATS UR FAVORITE COLOR!!!"
On November 26 2010 07:01 smallerk wrote: Best forum name ever during idra's interview: "bootysmackarax" , artosis laughed his ass off all the way during the interview and idra barely held it in lol
LOL I want to see this. Does Gom upload the interview vods? Or just the games?
On November 26 2010 05:10 eksert wrote: I dont love tasteless or artosis anymore..
because of:
"brainless"..
be honest. you never liked them to begin with if you're that sensitive to artosis's comments.
personally i think its hilarious. not because it was intentionally hilarious but artosis's very blunt/dry humor and some times (always unintentionally) offensive comments are funny to me. Dont take artosis too personally. Also dont take his balance complaints too seriously. Those are two aspects of him that may rub a lot of ppl the wrong way but to me its funny. <3 artosis. he says it how he sees it and he cant change lol
On November 26 2010 08:31 Kelberot wrote: (can't quote it properly)
Artosis was commenting at how a player who was writing boxer a question lost his password and had to login to the site again, and was sweating and running out of time to post his huge question, so he has to go with "EL OH EL WHATS UR FAVORITE COLOR!!!"
Oh yes, ahahaha. It was along side where Tasteless made that hilarious marine troop parade, I was cracked for a good 5 minutes straight there just laffin mah ass off :D
On November 26 2010 05:10 eksert wrote: I dont love tasteless or artosis anymore..
because of:
"brainless"..
be honest. you never liked them to begin with if you're that sensitive to artosis's comments.
personally i think its hilarious. not because it was intentionally hilarious but artosis's very blunt/dry humor and some times (always unintentionally) offensive comments are funny to me. Dont take artosis too personally. Also dont take his balance complaints too seriously. Those are two aspects of him that may rub a lot of ppl the wrong way but to me its funny. <3 artosis. he says it how he sees it and he cant change lol
On November 26 2010 05:07 Eknoid4 wrote: "That player [who is still extremely more skilled than I am] is pretty terrible and I'm surprised he made it into the GSL"
This is one of the most annoying things to me. You do not need to be particularly skilled to be able to recognize skill. I hear this nonsense all the time, and I'm constantly amazed that it doesn't occur to people how fallacious this thinking is.
It is Artosis's job as a commentator to be able to recognize good or bad play regardless of his personal skill level. You have, in your faulty criticism, managed to point out that he is doing his job well.
Never was a truer word spoken. It's one of the most insidious logical fallacies that pervades these kinds of communities. Don't like someone's opinion, attack their ability or performance regardless of whether it's relevant.
On November 26 2010 05:20 Bumblebees wrote: It is Artosis's job as a commentator to be able to recognize good or bad play regardless of his personal skill level. You have, in your faulty criticism, managed to point out that he is doing his job well.
This. Some people criticize casters all the time for their own in/ability. That's not relevant. If they miscall a play because they don't see or understand the strategy being employed, that's poor. But calling a play "skilled" or "poor" is not a personal boast, it's commentary ie. what they are paid for.
There was a slew of funny quotes in the last GSL RO64 match, and I thought they should be shared. Please post your favorite quotes from the third GSL!
Artosis: "You know, alot of misdemeanors, no fellonies. That hellion died innocent."
Tasteless: "Boxers Banshee..." Artosis: "Better than a regular Banshee. 2 SCVs down. 3 down." Tasteless: "3 kills. Almost 4..." Artosis: "Almost 5..." Tasteless: "4..." Artosis: "5... 4... Almost 5 still." Tasteless: "5 also close to 6... 6 divisible by 3." (Banshee dies) Artosis: "Tasteless, if GSL doesn't work out you could be on Sesame Street." Tasteless: "I could. Me and Elmo. Elmo doesn't know how to use the hotkeys. Elmo wants to play the single player. I´ll be like Aww Elmo!" Artosis: "I think you´d do better with Burt, but alright. Tasteless: "This turret, is it ever going to complete?" Artosis: "That turret man is like all my highschool papers. Good intentions but it was never gonna finish."
Me luves my Tastosis.
All this sesame street talk reminds me of this:
The sesame talk is actually a direct reference to this photoshop:
I laughed my ass off at all the GuineaPig stuff. Too funny.
Artosis during the interview: "It is not only my favorite animal, but also my favorite protoss player (I guess that's kind of like an animal) - it is GuineaPig from TSL"
On November 26 2010 16:36 FuRong wrote: Wow this thread is hilarious, I watch the Korean stream so I miss out on a lot of these.
The 10 minute quote video is brilliant, I hope someone makes another one at the end of each round.
I think it is only from the first 16 games of r64. Because some seriously hilarious stuff was going on in the last 16 games.
My top 3 from the last 16 games: 1) The Marine parade from Tasteless while Artosis was laughing his ass off. Boxer vs ON 2) Artosis getting super angry at Clide because he missclicked for a second in set 3 against Leenock, even nothing happened . Artosis very loud: "WTF ARE YOU DOING CLIDE" Tastosis was really awesome that game. I had adrenaline pumping through my big toe because of them. 3) Artosis his interview with Idra.
I forget the exact wording and game but it went something along the lines of.. "Gandolf you can't stop banelings your a light unit!" I just kinda cracked up I don't even know why..those guys always make me laugh.
Tasteless: "This turret, is it ever going to complete?" Artosis: "That turret man is like all my highschool papers. Good intentions but it was never gonna finish."
Artosis: "This is why I think NexChoa has no brain."
*regarding Polt.Prime's name Artosis: "I'll ask him how he came up with his id if he wins his next match" Tasteless: "Koreans never have good stories about their ids though. They're like 'I don't know.' Or 'Somebody spelled my name wrong.' Or 'I closed my eyes and went like this [Tasteless closes eyes and bangs hand on the keyboard] on the keyboard.'"
Artosis - "Being cannoned in like this? Uh, don't listen to anyone who says it doesn't get you behind, because it does."
First game of Idra vs. NexChoa.
I laughed SO HARD. There was an episode of SoTG with Artosis and Day[9] arguing about the pylon wall off: http://www.complexitygaming.com/sotg/SotG - 9.21.10.mp3 (starts around 46 minutes into the cast). It was immediately funny hearing Artosis say the quote...
On November 26 2010 23:06 Bumblebees wrote: Artosis - "Being cannoned in like this? Uh, don't listen to anyone who says it doesn't get you behind, because it does."
First game of Idra vs. NexChoa.
I laughed SO HARD. There was an episode of SoTG with Artosis and Day[9] arguing about the pylon wall off: http://www.complexitygaming.com/sotg/SotG - 9.21.10.mp3 (starts around 46 minutes into the cast). It was immediately funny hearing Artosis say the quote...
How much is a ticket to watch the VODs/where can I grab it? Sure, I could pirate it (which would be much easier I suppose) but I want to support the SC community. This entire thing has made me realize exactly what I am missing.
On November 27 2010 03:50 Bair wrote: How much is a ticket to watch the VODs/where can I grab it? Sure, I could pirate it (which would be much easier I suppose) but I want to support the SC community. This entire thing has made me realize exactly what I am missing.
Gomtv.net.
The first time it's 20 bucks for HQ live stream and HQ vods, if you buy a ticket then next season will only be $15
There was a slew of funny quotes in the last GSL RO64 match, and I thought they should be shared. Please post your favorite quotes from the third GSL!
Artosis: "You know, alot of misdemeanors, no fellonies. That hellion died innocent."
Tasteless: "Boxers Banshee..." Artosis: "Better than a regular Banshee. 2 SCVs down. 3 down." Tasteless: "3 kills. Almost 4..." Artosis: "Almost 5..." Tasteless: "4..." Artosis: "5... 4... Almost 5 still." Tasteless: "5 also close to 6... 6 divisible by 3." (Banshee dies) Artosis: "Tasteless, if GSL doesn't work out you could be on Sesame Street." Tasteless: "I could. Me and Elmo. Elmo doesn't know how to use the hotkeys. Elmo wants to play the single player. I´ll be like Aww Elmo!" Artosis: "I think you´d do better with Burt, but alright. Tasteless: "This turret, is it ever going to complete?" Artosis: "That turret man is like all my highschool papers. Good intentions but it was never gonna finish."
Me luves my Tastosis.
All this sesame street talk reminds me of this:
The sesame talk is actually a direct reference to this photoshop:
Ah yes, that was the pic I was looking for! And Tastosis is actually aware of it too?
On November 27 2010 03:50 Bair wrote: How much is a ticket to watch the VODs/where can I grab it? Sure, I could pirate it (which would be much easier I suppose) but I want to support the SC community. This entire thing has made me realize exactly what I am missing.
Gomtv.net.
The first time it's 20 bucks for HQ live stream and HQ vods, if you buy a ticket then next season will only be $15
Awesome, thanks guys. Sounds to me like a $20 well spent.
has someone seen maka during his ro64 interview and he always grabbed the microphone and was squeezing it all the time? that was the funniest thing i have seen this GSL, i was laughing the whole interview like crazy, anyone else saw this?
If this is one guy making all the 420 names, you are greatness. If it's just a bunch of dudes, still funny. SlayerS_Gracken and Artosis'Haircut have got to be the best though.
this has probably already been said but I hate all the bashing they do. I would love to see them be more active ambassador's to the quality of the tournament and the game. They need to take notes from some of the champion's league sportscasters or something. its way more exciting when the casters give both sides a chance rather than say "Yeah I don't know anything about this guy and his opponent is OH MAH GAWD the best player in the WORLD! HE DOESNT STAND A CHANCE" which just degrades everything they are doing, imo
On November 26 2010 06:55 devil` wrote: Artosis: "Look at all of those marines dancing!" Tasteless: "Yeah, looks like hes getting a little egotistical." Artosis: "Yeah, he is acting a little bit like IdrA." Tasteless: "Yeah I think they should get together and talk about how bad kids are."
this one was just hilarious, i dont know if its this same quote but missing a line or they said it another time about another player + idra but it was something like "we schedule a play date for him and idra so they can sit around and talk about how bad everyone else is"
i just really remember them using the schedule a play date line
On November 26 2010 06:55 devil` wrote: Artosis: "Look at all of those marines dancing!" Tasteless: "Yeah, looks like hes getting a little egotistical." Artosis: "Yeah, he is acting a little bit like IdrA." Tasteless: "Yeah I think they should get together and talk about how bad kids are."
this one was just hilarious, i dont know if its this same quote but missing a line or they said it another time about another player + idra but it was something like "we schedule a play date for him and idra so they can sit around and talk about how bad everyone else is"
i just really remember them using the schedule a play date line
Haha yeah i remember when i heard this i loled forealz haha. These guys are f*cking hilarious.
BootySmackaRax may not be as vulgar as some of the others, but I think it wins for pure creativity and hilarity, also bonus points for being Starcraft related.
On November 27 2010 13:13 FuRong wrote: BootySmackaRax may not be as vulgar as some of the others, but I think it wins for pure creativity and hilarity, also bonus points for being Starcraft related.
There was a slew of funny quotes in the last GSL RO64 match, and I thought they should be shared. Please post your favorite quotes from the third GSL!
Artosis: "You know, alot of misdemeanors, no fellonies. That hellion died innocent."
Tasteless: "Boxers Banshee..." Artosis: "Better than a regular Banshee. 2 SCVs down. 3 down." Tasteless: "3 kills. Almost 4..." Artosis: "Almost 5..." Tasteless: "4..." Artosis: "5... 4... Almost 5 still." Tasteless: "5 also close to 6... 6 divisible by 3." (Banshee dies) Artosis: "Tasteless, if GSL doesn't work out you could be on Sesame Street." Tasteless: "I could. Me and Elmo. Elmo doesn't know how to use the hotkeys. Elmo wants to play the single player. I´ll be like Aww Elmo!" Artosis: "I think you´d do better with Burt, but alright. Tasteless: "This turret, is it ever going to complete?" Artosis: "That turret man is like all my highschool papers. Good intentions but it was never gonna finish."
Me luves my Tastosis.
All this sesame street talk reminds me of this:
LOL I always love how people see tasteless and artosis as bert and ernie (or however you spell their names) lol
The more I watch of Tasteless, the less I am a fan. But I like Artosis. Now that I think about it, in the other thread about Tastosis vs. Day[J]Wheat, I'd take the Artosis + Day[9] combo over both.
Everytime Tasteless says something that shows his level of education. And Everytime Tasteless shows that he doesn't know the game or how to operate a replay.
"...thus far..." -Tasteless at least once per match. Guaranteed.
omfg I'm laughing hard, right now i can't remember any new quote but yeah there guniea pig was damn funny and also the gandalf vs banelings... jesus sometimes they just go absolutely nuts
HAAHAHAHAHH my god i'm literally laughing my ass off
i absolutely adore mister fister 69, slayers_boner, poop feast and booty smackarax AHAHAHHAH ahahaha everytime there's the interview i'm hoping to see some new awesome names
"There's a little cafe down here as you can see, but the property value of this place is gonna go down big time once war breaks out" that line is pure gold, and he just made it up on the fly O.o
On November 26 2010 04:32 Oslo wrote: The base looking like detroit with gunfire and burning builds got me :D
This. I literally shot my mixture of regular and diet mountain dew straight up my nose. It was painful as all get out but i laughed all the way through it!
Haha, I don't think I've laughed so hard in my life at the Artosis reading the names video... Even the more usual ones still sound funny, "From... SheepDuck!" Hahaha.
The cruel irony of this is that it's not funny to me because when I was editing it I had to listen to every clip like 100 times and it lost all of its humour
sadly I mostly watch the interviews just to hear the names... lol the questions are so bad but the names are hilarious, especially when he just busts out.
kids are obsessed with 420 and 69.. and Grack Fields. xDDDD
sadly I mostly watch the interviews just to hear the names... lol the questions are so bad but the names are hilarious, especially when he just busts out.
kids are obsessed with 420 and 69.. and Grack Fields. xDDDD
i havent watched any interviews except idra,( bootysmakarax lol) i didnt realize they all had ridiculous names. i intend to watch now. nice gimmick!
I think the funniest part of the silly names is how none of the korean players have any idea what Artosis is laughing about and just sit there looking awkward.
On November 26 2010 04:29 Chewie wrote:Artosis: "Tasteless, if GSL doesn't work out you could be on Sesame Street." Tasteless: "I could. Me and Elmo. Elmo doesn't know how to use the hotkeys. Elmo wants to play the single player. I´ll be like Aww Elmo!"
I loled out loud so much then, best quote ever. That and "SOOOOOO MANY BANELINGSSSSSS"
Artosis: "Terran music is the best." Tasteless: "I actually like the zerg music the best." Artosis: "You like the zerg music better? You don't have any taste." Tasteless: "First of all, I'm Tasteless, so of course I don't have any taste. Second of all, you're wrong."
OMFG This is funniest thing ever. they discuss it like some weird sex experts on korean, and its sad Jason probably haven't notice a joke, to bad that artosis wasn't interviewer ^^
"Carriers being made" "Carriers? I've heard of those." "My life is a lie." Hahahaha I was laughing through that entire match after the Fleet Beacon was being made from HongunPrime
On November 30 2010 19:50 Mikilatov wrote: I absolutely cannot believe that he fell for that.
Yep, especially after them forgetting to turn off Tasteless' mike so you could hear Artosis and John saying something like "don't pick names that are not appropriate", mentioning Grack and "children might be watching this"
Fun fact: John is gonna start visiting reddit from now on ^^
On November 30 2010 19:50 Mikilatov wrote: I absolutely cannot believe that he fell for that.
Yep, especially after them forgetting to turn off Tasteless' mike so you could hear Artosis and John saying something like "don't pick names that are not appropriate", mentioning Grack and "children might be watching this"
Fun fact: John is gonna start visiting reddit from now on ^^
On December 01 2010 21:35 Future)Breeze wrote: wow, im crying atm listening to vegeterian and how Artosis gets mad at meat discussion.
Also, "Idra always gets it out in time" was pretty epic too
OMG that was so epic! it was like : Tasteless: "you wanna know another good thing about EG.Idra? He always pulls out just in time ugggggggggg" Artosis: " Oh thank you Tasteless...."
HAHA you need to extend the part where artosis goes 'CLIDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! oh.. i thought he was gonna do some well and then lose to a misclick. I was like 'you're not gonna do this to me clide!'
HollowLord, those videos are so funny. Ohh man, I was laughing so hard.
I am going to let a friend who doesn't play SCII see these 3 videos. I wonder if they also find it funny. I don't they will but seriously, I was laughing so hard it hurt.
Though sometimes they do fly away with the camera and start talking about basebuilding/tactics to much whilst you can clearly hear the korean casters go haywild over something (more or less) important. Though they go haywire over SCV/Drone battleing aswell, but I'm aiming at the metagame here.
Tasteless: "Do you know how much it would suck to be hit by a spinecrawler? It's like a giraffes headbut! Artosis: "Yeah, I've seen a giraffe at the zoo and they're pretty scary..."
Though sometimes they do fly away with the camera and start talking about basebuilding/tactics to much whilst you can clearly hear the korean casters go haywild over something (more or less) important. Though they go haywire over SCV/Drone battleing aswell, but I'm aiming at the metagame here.
Artosis: "IdrA is ready to engage!!" Tasteless: Perfect timing! Artosis: Perfect time to pull out! Artosis: Man IdrA is really showing us how to play Zerg on Steppes of war, he is the best at pulling out and does it at the best times. Tasteless: Lol, pull out, lol Artosis: Haha wow tasteless
On December 02 2010 10:40 BleaK_ wrote: Tasteless: "Do you know how much it would suck to be hit by a spinecrawler? It's like a giraffes headbut! Artosis: "Yeah, I've seen a giraffe at the zoo and they're pretty scary..."
I liked the perfectly timed introduction by Tasteless for Idra game 1. "Over here, in the red, the great white hope, RELEASE THE GRACKEN" *immediately after* swooosh EGIdra.
Did anyone see the closeup of Fruitdealers booth in the RO16, where it was focused on a banana on top of two oranges? Am i the only one who sees this? LOL
Hilarious was the Brazil comment: "From what i learned in Streetfighter 2 brazilians are green and have electric abilities"
aswell as Tasteless when he had something in his eye and starts to try to get it out, Artosis saying something about his nerdy, manly tears because of the joy about casting GSL :>
LOL i feel so damn sorry for artosis i think i may have started this all off by accident
"paddyloves69" wasn't actually a troll haha my nickname is paddy and well im sure you can guess the next part, and i just find it so amusing that because he laughed so hard now he only reads out troll nicknames which REALLY amuses me so much, when he said grackiel oniel i swear i burst into tears "mrfister69" AHHAHAAH seriously you people are the best
This is seriously the most hilarious youtube video ever. They are funny enough just watching it live, but when you got them all stringed together... it just isn't fair :O
This is seriously the most hilarious youtube video ever. They are funny enough just watching it live, but when you got them all stringed together... it just isn't fair :O
Haha that is so funny. Spent the whole video laughing.
Btw where did the 420 come from? I may be missing something.
Today I noticed Tasteless and Artosis loved the Squirtle references. In fact so did I.
This is seriously the most hilarious youtube video ever. They are funny enough just watching it live, but when you got them all stringed together... it just isn't fair :O
Haha that is so funny. Spent the whole video laughing.
Btw where did the 420 come from? I may be missing something.
Today I noticed Tasteless and Artosis loved the Squirtle references. In fact so did I.
I love how Artosis tries to pronounce the names from "GOM forum" haha laughs everytime he does that. When he actually reads the names "almost wrong" and after doing it he just realize that the names isnt that good to read out loud lol.. or just simple they are funny and he just bursts out in laughter <3
I'm sure this has already been mentioned.. but I really liked "Guinea Pigs don't like cheese" when leenock was 6 pooling him... haha Artosis has so much random knowledge...
On December 03 2010 00:12 stk01001 wrote: I'm sure this has already been mentioned.. but I really liked "Guinea Pigs don't like cheese" when leenock was 6 pooling him... haha Artosis has so much random knowledge...
also of course "soooooo many banelings!!!"
That is actually one of my top favourites, cause it fits just perfect to the match as leenock was 6pooling.
I did not really like them in season 1 and part of 2, but now they are simply just amazing with this relaxed back attitude, trolling and joking around. And when there are good matcups coming, like the ro16 now, they are so happy and make better jokes.
Tasteless accidentally called Haypro a terrorist by saying he was in the studio watching the games, waiting for the perfect moment to make his attack. XD
"Squirtle is, of course, strong against water attacks! Rain will have a hard time here..."
"Wow, turns out Rain actually can do grass based damage, its very effective!"
Another good one was also:
Tasteless: "Imaginge how awesome it would be to clone ourselves and hang out with them!"
Artosis: "I would totally hate a clone of myself"
Tasteless: "Why is that?"
Artosis: "Imagine your clone playing Protoss against you and killing you with colossi. Or genererally, a similar twin who is better in everything than you are"
Tasteless: "Yes... That would kind of suck..."
GSL 3 is so fun with those two! Cant wait to see the next rounds...
On November 26 2010 05:15 Chewie wrote: Artosis: "You know why Guinea Pigs are used in tests? Tasteless: "No." Artosis: "Because they have far more blood than do mice and other rodents." Tasteless: "Why does that matter, were they tested by Vampires!?" Artosis: (not amused) "No. They need to have more blood, they don't die as easily and stuff like that." Tasteless: "Oohh."
On December 03 2010 17:44 FetTerBender wrote: Tasteless: "Imaginge how awesome it would be to clone ourselves and hang out with them!"
Artosis: "I would totally hate a clone of myself"
Tasteless: "Why is that?"
Artosis: "Imagine your clone playing Protoss against you and killing you with colossi. Or genererally, a similar twin who is better in everything than you are"
Tasteless: "Yes... That would kind of suck..."
On December 02 2010 10:40 BleaK_ wrote: Tasteless: "Do you know how much it would suck to be hit by a spinecrawler? It's like a giraffes headbut! Artosis: "Yeah, I've seen a giraffe at the zoo and they're pretty scary..."
It wasn't a funny quote so much, but I couldn't stop laughing when Tasteless did the whole big foreign player introduction thing in Jinro's match today with "the great white hope" line, only for it to be Polt who's name was announced xD
I love that Artosis just comes out with loads of Guinipig facts when they are mentioned. I think he has been wanting to talk about them for a while but was too nervous to bring them up. Its funnier for me if I think that anyway
Artosis: "Now.. sometimes when i think of Fruit Dealer, i see this imaginary poker game, where he is the Dealer and is dealing out Fruit to people. But then everybody knows each others hands.. like one man sitting there with 2 apples and 3 oranges.. well.. thats a full house.."
Best: Artosis: "Guinea pigs are no longer a kid friendly pet!" Tasteless: "No, if I had kids I definitely not get them a guinea pig. The guinea pig may cannonrush my child and then attack him with voidrays."
Artosis: "Imagine your clone playing Protoss against you and killing you with colossi. Or genererally, a similar twin who is better in everything than you are"
Tasteless: "Yes... That would kind of suck..."
Lol at reference to Day[9] But dont worry Tasteless i still think your awesome :D
On December 04 2010 04:57 darkmare wrote: Best for me was ... yesterday *g*
Artosis: "Now.. sometimes when i think of Fruit Dealer, i see this imaginary poker game, where he is the Dealer and is dealing out Fruit to people. But then everybody knows each others hands.. like one man sitting there with 2 apples and 3 oranges.. well.. thats a full house.."
On December 04 2010 01:57 Asha` wrote: It wasn't a funny quote so much, but I couldn't stop laughing when Tasteless did the whole big foreign player introduction thing in Jinro's match today with "the great white hope" line, only for it to be Polt who's name was announced xD
Best moment was after the clide v leenock series when Artosis says something like "My mind is in a happy place" with the look on his face as if he'd just had sex.. He then says "I feel like I should light up a cigarette". And Tasteless is about to piss himself laughing and says "never too late to start"
Tasteless: "That's GG right there" (game ends 30 minutes later) Tasteless: "Maka is done, GG" (Maka ends up winning game) Artosis: "This is really interesting" (A variety of not very interesting things) Artosis/Tasteless: "This is such high level play." (Yes, yes it is.) Artsosi/Tasteless: "This guy is amazing, he is going to win the GSL for sure!" (Chance to occur: 50% if zerg is playing, else 25%)
I'm just surprised theres so many haters in this thread. How can you possibly not like Tastosis? They're frikkin hilarious! Look at those quote videos and tell me you're not laughing your ass off.
But I guess I just can't be one of those nerds that wants 100% accurate analysis as if seen from a magic crystal ball. They're obviously experts that need no help in analysing the game, yet they are unable to simply enjoy the game because a commentator, put under a lot of pressure I might add... and possibly after many many hours of casting intensive games, make a mistake. That is just sad.
For me tastosis has enhanced the gsl experience by a lot, making me wanna come back not just for the games but to listen to their great commentary and random comedy.
By the way we have our new sponser which provides us Mountain Dew, because Nestea has made it so far. Thank you for providing this tasty drink. No... Coca-cola owns nestea
how about Tasteless asking Artosis if he ever played Panzer Dragoon Saga, and Artosis not understanding a word he's saying even though he repeats it like 5 times.
On November 28 2010 06:30 Na_Dann_Ma_GoGo wrote: What's the deal with 420?
20th april, hitler's birthday, never understood americans obsession with that day.
CAN'T LET YOU SAY THAT STARFOX
its actually because a group of kids used to leave school and go smoke weed in the hills in the bay area and it became the Weed Number
Smoking weed is illegal in the states. The police code for possession of marijuana is 420. it has nothing to do with hitler. Its a complete coincidence that 4/20 is hitlers birthday.
On November 28 2010 06:30 Na_Dann_Ma_GoGo wrote: What's the deal with 420?
20th april, hitler's birthday, never understood americans obsession with that day.
CAN'T LET YOU SAY THAT STARFOX
its actually because a group of kids used to leave school and go smoke weed in the hills in the bay area and it became the Weed Number
Smoking weed is illegal in the states. The police code for possession of marijuana is 420. it has nothing to do with hitler. Its a complete coincidence that 4/20 is hitlers birthday.
420 isn't police code. 420 comes from some guys going to smoke weed at 4:20pm. But you're right in that it has nothing to do with Hitler.
On November 28 2010 06:30 Na_Dann_Ma_GoGo wrote: What's the deal with 420?
20th april, hitler's birthday, never understood americans obsession with that day.
CAN'T LET YOU SAY THAT STARFOX
its actually because a group of kids used to leave school and go smoke weed in the hills in the bay area and it became the Weed Number
Smoking weed is illegal in the states. The police code for possession of marijuana is 420. it has nothing to do with hitler. Its a complete coincidence that 4/20 is hitlers birthday.
420 isn't police code. 420 comes from some guys going to smoke weed at 4:20pm. But you're right in that it has nothing to do with Hitler.
This. Has nothing to do with police codes and everything to do with some kids in California in the 70s.
Anyway, I'm disappointed that no one has made a video compilation of all of Artosis' guinea pig quotes :/.
i love it when they plug in fighting game references tasteless going -random player gets beat convincingly- tasteless "wow he got bodied. shoutouts to SRK" looooool
The best is when Tasteless talks about changing his ID (video 4 in the OP).
"So people ask me if I'm really Tasteless and I'm like "yeah" and they're like "Oh I love what you're doing on GOMTV" and then I realize HE BUILT 2 GATEWAYS IN MY BASE! AND THEN HE KILLS ME! AND THEN THE REPLAY IS POSTED ON THE INTERNET SOMEWHERE! I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT ARTOSIS! I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT!"
On December 07 2010 11:42 sung_moon wrote: i love it when they plug in fighting game references tasteless going -random player gets beat convincingly- tasteless "wow he got bodied. shoutouts to SRK" looooool
the Detroit one is a classic
Which game did he drop the fighting game reference in?
On December 07 2010 11:42 sung_moon wrote: i love it when they plug in fighting game references tasteless going -random player gets beat convincingly- tasteless "wow he got bodied. shoutouts to SRK" looooool
the Detroit one is a classic
Which game did he drop the fighting game reference in?
It was a while back, but he followed it up with something like "I know theyre gettin mad on SRK right now. That's right, fighting game community, I'm stealin your words"
I was floored =)
If anyone gets blown up, exposed, put on blast, put on notice etc in the semis, I'll be hype.
Artosis: "And look at... OOH! From behind! ... Jinro! His delicate touch of the viking flower doth take out the colossi!"
Tasteless: "He's good with vikings. He is from sweden..."
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Artosis: "We do have 5 minutes because we dont have an interview obviously, the match is still going on. So this is actual an opportunity to make, you know, a nice little meal... A peanut butter sandwich is something i enjoy while watching Starcraft."
Tasteless: "Yeah! You know whats a great sandwich? I know you don't like meat but... You get some rye bread with some turkey. Put some tomatoes on there, some bacon, some avocado and some green tabasco sauce."
Artosis: "I love green tobasco sauce..."
Tasteless: "Oh and some swizz cheese!"
Artosis: "Uuh! ...I do like avocados as well."
Tasteless: "Avocados are good."
Artosis: "Well... For those of us that arent rich like tasteless. Peanut butter sandwich will do just fine! White bread, wonder bread. 98 cents for a loaf THIS long."
On December 07 2010 14:48 Vari wrote: as far as I know the reasoning behind 420 meaning anything is mythological but it is a number that's related to smoking weed.
that's really all you have to know anyway, the background doesn't mean anything but it's a number the is like saying 'I smoke weed'
4-20 is the police designation for weed... like how 10-4 is affirmative
On December 08 2010 04:04 Chewie wrote: Artosis: "Well... For those of us that arent rich like tasteless. Peanut butter sandwich will do just fine! White bread, wonder bread. 98 cents for a loaf THIS long."
This line is so good. I lol'd when I heard it, and now again reading it. He's so dreamy.
On December 08 2010 04:04 Chewie wrote: Artosis: "And look at... OOH! From behind! ... Jinro! His delicate touch of the viking flower doth take out the colossi!"
Tasteless: "He's good with vikings. He is from sweden..."
I laughed so hard at this one, especially with Artosis' response "And that was a nice translation Tasteless"
Artosis anticipating Choya's reaction when he realizes that he forgot to upgrade thermal lances. Also, near perfect mimicry of the sound made by a pterodactyl.
On December 07 2010 14:48 Vari wrote: as far as I know the reasoning behind 420 meaning anything is mythological but it is a number that's related to smoking weed.
that's really all you have to know anyway, the background doesn't mean anything but it's a number the is like saying 'I smoke weed'
4-20 is the police designation for weed... like how 10-4 is affirmative
not true, although many different departments have different codes, 4-20 is not a PD code for weed.
LMFAOO At that VIDEO WHERE artosis gets trolled. LMFAOOOOOOO. Omfg ima watch that again LOL, tears are coming out LOL, I CANT breathe. I LOVE YOU Chewie for compiling this LOL
Game 2 between jinro and choya. Jinro manages to snipe a collosus in the middle of the map with vikings.
Artosis tries to make a poetic comment: Jinro's delicate viking flower hast the the mighty collos vanquished (or smth like that, it sounded good). Before he could finish his phrase, Tasteless barges in like a mindless ogre: JINRO'S FROM SWEDEN HE GOOD WIT VIKINGS HURRR DURRR!!!
Not a quote, but I love how 'INTO IT' Artosis gets in big battles/crucial moments in the game's he casting. I don't think I've heard any other caster who can match his enthusiasm and vocal power. It's even better when he starts to fire up and then realises it's nothing lol. Like in Jinro vs Choya on Xel Naga where artosis thought Jinro didn't fully kill a DT, but it was just because of his graphics setting or something.
can someone post when marinekingprime loses to MC the other day and has his face in his hands and artosis imitates him and is like "but i didn't wannnaaaa loseeee wahhhh"
On November 28 2010 06:30 Na_Dann_Ma_GoGo wrote: What's the deal with 420?
20th april, hitler's birthday, never understood americans obsession with that day.
CAN'T LET YOU SAY THAT STARFOX
its actually because a group of kids used to leave school and go smoke weed in the hills in the bay area and it became the Weed Number
Smoking weed is illegal in the states. The police code for possession of marijuana is 420. it has nothing to do with hitler. Its a complete coincidence that 4/20 is hitlers birthday.
420 isn't police code. 420 comes from some guys going to smoke weed at 4:20pm. But you're right in that it has nothing to do with Hitler.
yes is it! 420 is the penal code for possesion of marijuana
From compilation 4: Rains hands folded in front of him. Tasteless channels his thoughts: "Thank you for letting my marine SCV rush work." I laughed so good at that.
hey i dun know if this is the right thread to ask for, i am looking for a quote from tasteless hopefully where he complains about people asking for solutions in mass carriers/void rays things like that and mentioned that those people are stupid. anyone have an idea? thanks.
lofung Hong Kong. December 11 2010 04:41. Posts 25 PM Profile Quote # hey i dun know if this is the right thread to ask for, i am looking for a quote from tasteless hopefully where he complains about people asking for solutions in mass carriers/void rays things like that and mentioned that those people are stupid. anyone have an idea? thanks.
i googled hard and i couldnt find it
im pretty sure that was the time he mentioned getting brain cancer from tl strategy forums, but thats all i got
lofung Hong Kong. December 11 2010 04:41. Posts 25 PM Profile Quote # hey i dun know if this is the right thread to ask for, i am looking for a quote from tasteless hopefully where he complains about people asking for solutions in mass carriers/void rays things like that and mentioned that those people are stupid. anyone have an idea? thanks.
i googled hard and i couldnt find it
im pretty sure that was the time he mentioned getting brain cancer from tl strategy forums, but thats all i got
i think i have seen something longer than that though...
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